Advice

[Anonymous No.]

Hi guys. I strated learning japanese 2 weeks ago and I just wanted to ask you guys if you have some advices for beginners or just post some of your experiences. Maybe you can also name one or two good japanese Movies. Thanks.

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Holy shit I just woke up after laying in bed shivering all night and too lazy to close the window. When the heater finally came on, I realized I had closed the vents because my room gets most of the current from the vents. I spent most of the night hoping my room would become warmer and it never happened. Now I feel chilled to the bone, it's horrible. I'm planning on staying in bed all day to warm up.

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>>10299776
Thats ... nice

[Anonymous No.]

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Does anyone has something more helpful?

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>>10299776
>>10299798
are you from /b/ ?

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Anyways, >>10299763, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>10299763, should just stick with today's special.

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/jp/ - Advice

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>>10299816
To be honest: that doesen't really help me. I've never visited a yoshinoya

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>>10299763
> I strated learning
How about learning to spell english before you start learning another language?

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>>10299853
Not everyone is a mother-tounge english speaker. I wonder how you'd do it in my language.

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>>10299830

This is closer to board topic than endless Touhou threads.

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>>10299869

English is my 2nd language as well. That argument is overused and is just an excuse not to pay attention to what you're typing/saying.

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Just give up.

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>>10299901
So what? Go call your spelling police.

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It's just a typo anyway, come one we're not in /gram/

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>>10299930
Do you know where you are?

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>>10299901
btw: You are implying that English is 2nd language wich is not correct.

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>>10299933
Do you know it? Then tell me.

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>>10299869
Depende de cual sea tu lengua nativa.

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>>10299922
>>10299934

Honestly, stop making excuses for mediocrity. People calling out your mistakes is important, especially when it comes to language.

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>>10299938
u wan fite

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>>10299942
Das ist eine gute Idee, wir schreiben in einer Sprache weiter die der Andere wahrscheinlich nicht versteht.

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>>10299869
>trying to learn nihongo which has 3 alphabets
> cant spell english which has only one
My sides

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Cute picture OP.

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>>10299952
That still doesn't help the problem i mentioned above. (I really hope so bad for you that everything is spelled right because I don't give a fuck.)

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>>10299955
I lole'd. If you are mocking on people because they make mistakes it woul'd be better if you wouldn't do them too. The conversation is over now. If you have nothing to contribute just go.