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10299486 No.10299486[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

ok /jp/, there's this battle royale going around and we need to assemble our dream team
who do you think is worthy enough to represent /jp/ in this battle?

>> No.10299489

The only way to win is to not play.

>> No.10299491

fuck off crossboarder

>> No.10299496

>>10299486
>a touhou
>another touhou
don't know who else

>> No.10299494

John Cena, CM Punk, and Daniel Bryan

>> No.10299495

ZUN is a staple.

>> No.10299501

I don't understand the point of this shit.

>> No.10299504

Epic, simpley
>E
>P
>I
>C

>> No.10299507

NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN, PLEASE

>> No.10299508

>>10299486
get wrecked homolord
i take a shit down your throat, then I pull my dick out of your ass

>> No.10299509

>>10299486
Go away.

>> No.10299514

If only.

Living such a carefree life as a cute girl is my only wish. Or better yet, I wish to be a sentient mansion and house all of /jp/ residents transformed into little girls, interacting them by means of a small doll and serving as their maid. As a doll, I'd have no need to eat, drink or sleep, so that I can devote myself completely to their service, making sure that they wake up with the appetizing scent of warm bread every morning and enjoying their smiling faces as they courteously thank me for preparing breakfast for them, drawing the bath in advance so that they can relax after playing all day and combing their long, smooth hair as they bathe (and braiding it, if they wish for it), cooking their favorite dishes and calling them for dinner or spending my spare time reading world mythology and recent research so that I can entertain them with stories before bedtime. I find such simple happiness much preferable to base pleasures of the flesh, so I'd be happy simply because my beloved fellow maidens are happy.

And since the mansion would be a part of myself, I'd also get to feel their small feet pattering around in the hallways and enjoy the warmth of their youthful bodies while they sleep, listening to their soft breathing and watching their small chests fall and rise. Even the blankets they grasp with their soft hands during cold mornings would be a part of my body, so I'd constantly enjoy skinship with elegant young maidens, and as time passes, I would be so accustomated to their movements that I could tell if a particular girl is feeling sick merely from her footsteps. And despite being unable to properly accompany them in tea parties (being incapable of drinking tea) my doll body would allow me to enjoy life together with them, so I'd frequently join meals when I'm not busy with mansion maintenance, switching my maid outfit with a more suitable dress and leisurely conversing with other young ladies of /jp/.

Truly this is how I wish to live.

>> No.10299515
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10299515

Take this and leave you piece of shit.

>> No.10299520

Reimu, Madotsuki, and Puni Hole DX.

>> No.10299521

>>10299515
Don't even give them shit you stupid idiot, don't feed them.

>> No.10299522

>>10299515

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>> No.10299525

>>10299521
He actually really wanted to participate. He was just being ツンデレ about it in a very unconvincing fashion.

>> No.10299527

>>10299515
No OP, your shit won't fly. Go away.

>> No.10299541

>>10299515
This seems to be your only option OP. Submit this!

>> No.10299544

x-ies (crossies) can go explode.

>> No.10299545

Demonbane, Yukari and meido.

>> No.10299552

>>10299515
Okuu and Mamizou have nothing to do there.

>> No.10299553

TEA-AM /jp/ (A-A) stands for double A that means double good:

MEMBER 1: The strongest Youkai ever to been, Yuuka Kazami.

MEMBER 2: Original /jp/ character Hisao Nakai, if enough people disagrees we change him for NekoScarlet.

MEMBER 3: Naruto.

God speed /jp/ ( ≧▽≦)///

>> No.10299554

>>10299521
I made this months ago. Since this shit happened twice, I'm always guarding it for these occasions.

>> No.10299555
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10299555

>>10299515
>Mamizou
NEIN NEIN NEIN

>> No.10299560

milk, Sanae, and Saten

>> No.10299561

/jp/ team :You leaving, you going away, you never coming back.

>> No.10299565

ZUN!bar
Japanese Bird cooking Spaghetti
Rika Nipah

>> No.10299572

I liked the one with the defined roles better.

At least this time around /m/ isn't stealing /jp/ characters.

>> No.10299587
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10299587

Well, this should be interesting.

>> No.10299583

>>10299554
Any kind of contribution, as bad as it may be, is still a contribution. If you feed them, they won't go away.

>> No.10299586

This is awesome. I can't wait to kick the other board's butts. Why so angry? Get pumped you faggots.

>> No.10299590

ZUn!bar, Meido, White Ren

the strongest

now delete your thread faggot turd

>> No.10299598
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10299598

>finish fap
>go to /jp/
>see this thread
>see all the buttrage
really guys? I don't even think was trying to troll, but you guys really got mad
my vote is our own glorious faggot of a leader

>> No.10299601

Flandre Scarlet (destruction of anything or everything)
Reiuji Utsuho (nuclear fusion)
Chen Yakumo (comic relief, the others will carry)
/thread

>> No.10299611
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10299611

/jp/ team: komachi, mokou and eiki. Look how awesome they are holy shit!!

>> No.10299619

I fucking hate crossies.

>> No.10299633

Here you go OP:

http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Dragon

http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Yukari_Yakumo

http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Watatsuki_no_Yorihime

GO TEAM /JP/

>> No.10299643

>>10299598
Who are you quoting?

>> No.10299639
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10299639

Billy Herrington (wearing hat see pic)
Siegfried Kircheis
Cornelia

>> No.10299642

del, del, del

>> No.10299648

ｄｅｌ

>> No.10299656

Why do Disgaeaverse characters never get mentioned in these things, not even by /v/ or /vg/? Some of them can destroy universes on a whim, kill gods, etc.

>> No.10299657

>>10299633
Dragon sounds great, but there isn't a picture included.

>> No.10299659

f uck your c ock

>> No.10299661

Why isn't the janiturd deleting this garbage?

>> No.10299667

Quantum Jewnes
Chuck Norris
Cirno

>> No.10299665
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10299665

Bring it

>> No.10299673

>>10299667
...
It looks like I made this post and got off-by-1 but believe me it was my brother that made this post.
I'm going to prove myself with quints later...

>> No.10299675

>>10299586
Hi, OP. Go back to /b/.

>> No.10299676

>>10299661
Because he wants to win this Battle Royale. Have some /jp/ pride!

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