/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>>10298370
wow dude, the translation is all wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10298380
TRANSLATE IT WEEABOOS!

[Anonymous No.]

more like this please

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>10298370
Why the fuck the height was translated to the filthy imperial system?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10298389
Why the fuck do you feel the need to point out that you aren't American on an American website?

[Anonymous No.]

These always strike me as the slice-of-life equivalents to those "eyes change color depending on mood / has magical necklace of invincibility / wears shoes given by sonic" original character do not steal images.

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>>10298394
Why the fuck can't Americans use the metric system like the rest of the world?

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>>10298389
what do expect from a /a/ translation.

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>>10298397
Because we're superior. 8)

[Anonymous No.]

>>10298397
Cause its not that freedom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10298394
You don't have to be non-American to be non-retarded

[Anonymous No.]

Left, obviously.
- Not a slut.
- Kind and strong onee-san type. A girl on which you can rely in a time of need.
A good, loyal girlfriend.


The right one is probably a shite edgy teen slut and/or a slutty low-tier internet celebrity. Will probably drag you down and drop you as soon as she finds some asshole BBC who'll play with her and use her slutty pussy until he gets tired of her.
Will probably end up with sliced wrists, a fucktoy or as a minor JAV actress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10298411
It's not a question.

[None !Nipaa0mi0. No.]

>>10298411
Short girls like the British Broadcasting Corporation?

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[Anonymous No.]

``It has 2D girls so I'll allow it.''
--Janitor

But really, I'd appreciate an explanation as to what the fuck this thread is doing on /jp/ and why it isn't being deleted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10298402
>what do expect from a /a/ translation.

Not much, but from posts on /jp/ I expect capitalizing first word in the sentence, ending interrogative sentences with a question mark, including a subject in the sentence and choosing the correct form of the indefinite article.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10298429
because fuck you that's why

[Anonymous No.]

>>10298429
>``It has 2D girls so I'll allow it.''
I see nothing wrong with this, you shiteater.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10298429
I'd appreciate an explanation as to why you think it's okay to break the rules.

[Anonymous No.]

Left one is a slut and open about it (by our definition of slut). Since shes popular she can't go around fucking black guys though which is a big plus. Would be good wife material once she gets ready to settle down.

The right one is the kind of girl that thinks she isn't a slut but fucks a new random guy every weekend. Probably argues with people about feminism type shit.

Frankly I wouldn't have the privilege to have a choice in the matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10298429
sometimes people confuse /jp/ for /二次元/

a common mistake

[Anonymous No.]

>>10298437
Nobody asked you.

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>>10298437
Except I don't remember sluts being strong and kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10298429
Fuck you, go bitch about the NEET threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>10298429
Yeah, it's getting in the way of all those tres original Touhou imagedumps! Better report it!

[Anonymous No.]

<span class="quotelink deadlink">>>10298429</span>
"It's not on the shortlist of explicitly approved topics, so I'll complain about it" - shitposter.

By the way, meta-faggotry is explicitly disallowed by the global rules. If you don't like something, bitch on >>>/q/, where it doesn't disturb anyone.

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>>10298433
>>10298434
>>10298436
>>10298448
>>10298451
>>10298452
Go reply to blatant trolls on /v/, so you can get banned for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10298459
replying

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>>10298447
Any woman that has had sex with more than one man is a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10298459
Fuck you. I was the second one to reply to that post. That makes my post okay, unlike the ones which followed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10298467
But nothing there implies that she's not a virgin.

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<span class="quotelink deadlink">>>10298429</span>
Because the janitor created it himself. and you're about to get blocked for 15 minutes and then banned for five days for breaking global rule 8.

[Anonymous No.]

Medieval nymph princess virgin from the sea wearing white virgin dress and super long frilly straight hair.

[Anonymous No.]

this thread is bugged

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>>10298485
You truly are a prophet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10298426
yup

[Anonymous No.]

This thread hit me straight into the feels.

[Anonymous No.]

>スタイルよくて
>stylish

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>>10298534
I've always wondered about how the meaning of this loanword got warped so badly

[Anonymous No.]

>>10298545
common usage despite ignorance, sort of like hentai for the west and cases like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>10298545
You mean mantles aren't in style or something? She looks stylish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10298407
To not use the system everyone else in your country is using is the definition of being a retard.

[Anonymous No.]

wasnt this thread on /a/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10298590
I got no results when I searched the /a/ archive.

[Anonymous No.]

>that fucking well when no girls like this would ever be your girlfriend

I'm so fucking ronery, /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll take Migi no Ko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10298590
This thread gets reposted all the time. I've first seen it in Chinese. Then Japanese. Now in English.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10298607
Get over it already. Wallowing in it only makes it worse, plus it makes you sound like an angst ridden teenager. Who needs a real life relationship anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>everyone insists /jp/ is shit
>replies to survey threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>10298370

>Live in a XXI century technologically advanced republic.
>Still use Imperial system

It's officially superseded even in its country of origin, the UK.
America is hard to understand sometimes.

[Captain Spicard !mOdChRomEs No.]

>>10298756
But UK still uses pounds as currency.
How backwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10298756
Because changing for the sake of change is horrible.

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>>10298815

Using a simple, regular and efficient system isn't exactly just for the sake of change, especially if the rest of the world already use it and it's waiting only for you.

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>>10298835
Why are you waiting for us? Don't be lonely!

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>>10298837

You are the lonely one, everyone else is attending the metrical party already.

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>>10298835
There is nothing wrong with irregularity. Even metric countries use an irregular time system.

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>>10298864
But I'm happy alone. Stop worrying about me so much.

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>>10298380

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>>10299638
Does the one on the left have a penis?

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>>10299638
actually women look at other women's boobs more than men

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>>10298474
Listen, all women are sluts unless you've raised her from a child to be your bride
Just get used to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10299677
my 2D cuties ain't sluts

[Anonymous No.]

>>10299700
They sexually pleasure millions of people all over the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10299706
so does your mom!
HA

[Anonymous No.]

>>10299722
My mother had to have sex in order to give birth to me. So it's only natural she's really a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10298756
who quoting?

Not like I have a say in the matter of what units people use here. You think I like having to buy 2 sets of wrenches?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10298756
I've never been a real life situation in which I needed to convert yards to miles or vice versa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10299736
I mean, yards aren't really even used that much. You'll see them sometimes but people will normally just use feet for smaller distances and miles for long distances.

[Anonymous No.]

hey OP have you ever considered going to a bar or something?
>>10298815
Metric is more-widespread then the ass-backwards imperial system.

[Anonymous No.]

What if I like sluts

What are you gonna do about it huh

Nerd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10299738
It's just used for football and classrooms.

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>>10299753
Man, I have to be honest.
I love sluts.
That's one of the things my like for anime got rid of. I don't even like having sex with them, I'm in a long term relationship. I just like being around them. It's always fun.

[Anonymous No.]

I like the imperial system. It feels like I've gone back in time when I see it used. It like when I see Christian guys standing on the side of the road preaching to people who walk by without listening. It's fun to imagine I stepped back into the past.

[Anonymous No.]

Did our janitor make this thread?

[naitoknaito No.]

>>10299753
>>10299806
If you like them you're approving their attitude and immoral lifestyle, please don't, think of the children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10299843
>think of the children

To be honest, I always had a thing for loli sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10299806
Me too.

Purity is boredom. Why do I need to deprive myself of fun times?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10299843
Why is their lifestyle anymore immoral than an uptight broad? Most "sluts" are just girls that know how to let loose a little.

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>>10299862
It's better to live a long and boring life than a short and exciting one.

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>>10299871
They spread diseases and give birth to children who grow up in orphanages, or, even worse, die in sewers after being aborted. They should be given the death penalty.

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>>10299876
One can live a long exciting life, though.

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>>10299889
Not likely.

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>>10299876
That is your opinion and I respect that.

But it is not fact.

[Anonymous No.]

Honest I am hot for what every betrays the expectations of society or the people around me.
That can be purity to contrast a slutty world or dirtiness to contrast moral purity.

Actually I realized this after reading Nineteen Eighty-Four.

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>>10299900
It's really better for everyone. At least outlive your parents.

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/jp/ what would you do if it was revealed that your waifu was previously married, engaged, or otherwise previously involved in a romantic relationship

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>>10299886
A girl who's subject to purity regulations is just as likely to get an abortion if an unwanted child is conceived.

Furthermore, if they're truly 'pure' they'll force you to get married before having sex, which would likely mean you'd rush into marriage, which would lead to more bad, incompatible marriages, so you two would stew in contempt of one another since you only got married to finally bone, and only her because she was the only virgin left until you go insane, rape your children, and she kills you with a cooking knife.
>>10299909
You can easily outlive your parents and live an exciting life. I mean shit, alcoholism and jail time is rapant in my family and we've got something like eight members who are 90+ and still active.

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>>10299912
Become cuckolded. That's NTR for the weeaboos.

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>>10299912
That depends. Why isn't she still involved with the guy?

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>>10299923
>A girl who's subject to purity regulations is just as likely to get an abortion if an unwanted child is conceived.

Don't you get it? If she wasn't a slut, she wouldn't have gotten pregnant in the first place.
Babies don't just get magically implanted in wombs.

>Furthermore, if they're truly 'pure' they'll force you to get married before having sex, which would likely mean you'd rush into marriage

Or you could have a long sexless courtship, like people who aren't sluts do.

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>>10299912
Waifu stupidity is immature and gay.

[Wintermoot !!kWM0hb9oFSL No.]

>>10299939
depends how far you take it.
Some people are pretty mature about it.

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>>10299935
Yes, but what's the inherent purpose of waiting to have sex through that long courtship? Why not just...have sex?

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>>10299962
As a dry run for marriage and raising a family. If you can't handle each other normally, how could you handle each other when you live together and have children? You were fine with not having sex when you were single, why do you need to have sex in a relationship?

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>>10299962
Let's have sex, anonymous.

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>>10299935
>Or you could have a long sexless courtship, like people who aren't sluts do.
How can I find out if my partner can sexually please me if I don't have sex with him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10299972
It doesn't matter if your partner can sexually please you or not, that's what masturbation is for.

[naitoknaito No.]

>>10299962
>Why don't you act without thinking of the consequences?

Some years ago marriage was a somewhat legal bind that dealt with this fairly.
It's not essential but be sure it's of great help for the society if done right.

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>>10299971
>You were fine with not having sex when you were single
But I am totally not fine with being a 22 year-old virgin.

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>>10299971
You were fine not being in a relationship when you were single, why do you need to have a relationship?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10299980
Are you a virgin?

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>>10299986
Of course, I'm still a young man in his mid twenties. Eventually, when I get married, I might have sex.

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>>10299971
Are you suggesting everyone is "Fine" not having sex when you're single? Something like 90% of men masturbate regularly. And regular sexual intercourse does wonders for mental and physical health.
>>10299982
I'm not suggesting monogamy and marriage be done away with, I'm just saying sex isn't that big of a deal.
>>10299968
So long as you don't tell my girlfriend and shave your asshole.

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>>10299980
Masturbation is not sex.

You obviously do not know the pleasures of having a long, thick, meaty cock being forcefully stuffed down your throat until it spurts its stick boymilk into your mouth and on your face (hopefully)

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>>10299994
>Of course, I'm still a young man in his mid twenties.

Everyone get a load of this nerd.

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>>10299984
Why not?

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>>10300002
Because my hand is not a satisfactory life partner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10300005
And what you don't know, you don't miss. More reason to not be a slut.

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>>10299995
Of course I'd shave, anon~

[Anonymous No.]

>>10300018
It should be, think about how much you rely on your hands. I bet you would be sad and depressed if your hands were to leave you, more than any woman.

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>>10300005
>Masturbation is not sex.
It is sex.

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>>10300025
Which is why girls who are pure suck. They're ignorant of the world because they fear to experiment with it. They're boring.

['El Cubo' Torres !!0L9GwbychuJ No.]

>>10298370
ANY man in his right mind would prefer left over right

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>>10300068
Who the hell asked you, vato?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10298421
I think it might be British Born Chinese... Your and my acronyms are the only ones I know.

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>>10300043
Would you want a wife who might try to see what an affair is like? Stability is the most important thing.

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>>10300098
Adultery =/= having sex with a single partner at a time.
And no, I'd marry a girl I've been in a sexual relationship with for 3 to 5 years who I'm certain I can sexually satisfy, and be sexually satisfied by for the years to come. As well as already merged parts of our finances and own a home. Which I'd be interested in doing when I'm about 35-40, and have kids late in life when I'm wealthy an experienced enough to raise them properly and healthily.
Who's to say a "pure" girl won't want more sex after having her first experience within marriage, the same goes for a "pure" man. What if the girl doesn't enjoy sex, is it her responsibility to continue to give herself to her partner, or the partners responsibility to accept celibacy?

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>>10300043
So teach her. If she loves you, she'll trust you enough to try new things.

[Anonymous No.]

>About 4'11"

Are girls actually this small in Japan or does he just fantasize about taking a midget?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10300137
In Japan average male height is 5'7", average female height is 5'2".

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>>10300134
Teach her? So I'm allowed to have sex, but she isn't?
Or do you mean we share the learning experience. Yes, that's a beautiful moment, but I'd kill myself now if I was with the girl I first had sex with, and learned about sex from. Because she went bat-shit-crazy after high school. Went to rehab, and didn't tell me anything for a few weeks before randomly calling me and breaking up with me.

The fact of the matter is "True Love" and single, solitary love are lies. Just having sex a single time doesn't taint who you are as a person, and it's not like there's an omnipresent being watching us so virginity only has meaning because you give it meaning.

And you give it meaning because you're a virgin to you feel like it means something, but truly it does not.

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>>10300131
>Adultery =/= having sex with a single partner at a time.

Yes, but your wife might "experiment" with adultery to see what it is like.

>Who's to say a "pure" girl won't want more sex after having her first experience within marriage, the same goes for a "pure" man.

They learned to avoid having sex all their life, they can continue. Unlike sluts.

> What if the girl doesn't enjoy sex, is it her responsibility to continue to give herself to her partner, or the partners responsibility to accept celibacy?

You can just adopt or use artificial insemination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10300154
I think your first girl going nuts is the exception, not the norm.

[Anonymous No.]

Is a girl "pure" if she's a virgin, but regularly masturbates for hours to fantasies about raping shotas, NTRing a boyfriend, and taking three dicks at once?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10300154
Get the fuck off /jp/ slut.

[Anonymous No.]

guys who insist upon purity are creepy as fuck :x

i always imagine them as 40 year old Arab men posting on 4chan for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

Stop treating sex like it is some sort of holy sacrament, to be expended only after a massive convoluted holy ritual.

It's not that big of a deal. Women are not all the same. There are loose women who decide to settle down and start a family, and there are "pure" women who are open to the idea of cheating on their husbands.

By cramming an entire gender into a black and white relationship, you distort your understanding of how society actually works.

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>>10300165
You're denying the health benefits of sex beyond procreating, and making huge leaps of assumption about the effect of what you seem to view as self control, but is more likely fear of being reprimanded for having sex.
>>10300168 No, of course it is, but divorce is the norm, as is people changing. It's wrong to assume you have to stay with someone just because you had sex with them, or that having sex taints you somehow, because that will lead to people staying in relationships not for love, but for societal/ cultural constraints.

If the sex is safe, it's no harm so long as you're not promised to another. And if you're girl had sex with other guys before you, that doesn't matter, because you're with her for the future, not the past. That's not to say you shouldn't scrutinize the past somewhat before being involved with someone, it's saying you need to understand sex is a natural, enjoyable part of human biology.

>>10300175
I'd say she's a slut, but too fat to actually be a slut.
>>10300188
Lick my asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10300192
And let's face it, a girl can only really give a good blowjob after mucho practice with real men.

Your pure wife will probably end up vomiting on your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10300194
The health benefits of sex are outweighed by the health penalties of STDs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10300200
them dubz

[Anonymous No.]

>>10300200
Like I would ever force my wife to suck my dick. Why would I treat someone I care about like a cheap whore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10300200
Seriously. I feel like Frank with the Slug on it's always sunny when a girl who hasn't had a lot of sexual experience tries to go down. "Now you're just mashing it"
>>10300201
Which are easy and cheap to avoid? As well easily avoidable if you're in a committed relationship when you have sex.
>>10300207
Yeah, you wouldn't have a force her. 90% of the time when I get a blow job it's because my girlfriends on her period and feel guilty because she can't have sex.

[Anonymous No.]

Only social threads we can have here are NEET generals

Please take your normalfag pussy discussion elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

How the fuck is this even /jp/?

Where are the fucking janitors?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10300228
>feel guilty because she can't have sex

If she feels the need to have sex with you so you don't leave her, that's force.

>Which are easy and cheap to avoid?

Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10300194
Oh, you're right, to a degree. I'm not one of those "noooo, she's not a virgin, she's a WHORE and a SLUT and worthless!!" guys.
I can't agree with encouraging promiscuity, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10300248
NSJ made this thread, idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10300252
How the fuck could you love a woman who has had other penises inside of her?

Unless she was madly in love with her boyfriend and then he died, what the fuck would even be fine about that?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to kill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10300253
They are fairly easy to avoid with the proper use of protection and being moderately selective in your sexual partners.

Hell, most health experts agree on this.

[Anonymous No.]

You know you're a faggot if you prefer left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10300285
I'm honestly having a hard time seeing the logic behind your argument here.

She tried on a penis and it didn't fit. Big deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10300306
>No fear of incest

Hmmmm no.

[Anonymous No.]

http://youtu.be/vQ3BWVZ--aE
>>10300234
Motherfucker, I own multiple box sets, have a collection of graphic novels I've been working on since I was 11 (I'm 21 now). I've got binders and binders full of information and hand drawn maps for dungeons and dragons. Furthermore FF9 is better than 7,8,10,11,12,13, and 14. All of which I've played, though only 14 for a month.
I'm far from a 'normalfag', I'm just saying sex isn't that big of a deal.
>>10300253
Yeah, they are With the exception of HIV a condom will stop nearly every common STD
and penicillin or amoxicillin will take care of the rest. You're more likely to get a chronic disease from stress or a regular disease from an animal than you are to get an STD if you're mildly sexual active, and safe.
STD fear was/is mongered by right wing heavily, with Nancy Reagan and bush after her flooding the mind of the populace with misinformation.
And she's not having sex with me because I'll leave her, she's having sex with me because she enjoys it. Her libido is a lot higher than mine. I can jack it and play videogames all day and be mostly fine for about a week.

>>10300285
Because love isn't a stagnant, stoic thing, and people are transient and ever changing. I'm in love with a girl right now who I know has been with at least 3 guys other than me, and at least half a dozen women. It just doesn't bother me, because she's mine now, and only mine. Sure it's not something I enjoy thinking about, but I doubt she enjoys thinking about the girls I was with before her. It's a mutual understanding.

>>10300306
How could one distrust research?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10299753
Actually, I think that those pure hearted girls are slutty on the inside
Sluts are actually really naive and innocent
It's just my theory though

[Anonymous No.]

>>10300312
So you wouldn't fuck your little sister? Faggot. Incest = god

[Anonymous No.]

>>10300306
I want half-way through

[Anonymous No.]

>>10300285
What if she got raped? What if she had wilder younger days and has since changed? What if she's one of the extremely old characters you see so much in fiction? What if her boyfriend went sour and she left him with a heavy heart? What if...?
To many things can happen. It's not fair to call a girl a worthless whore as soon as she loses her hymen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10300175
Please respond to my question, everyone! I really want to know!

>Is a girl "pure" if she's a virgin, but regularly masturbates for hours to fantasies about raping shotas, NTRing a boyfriend, and taking three dicks at once?

Most people think of a pure girl as one who has a vague idea that a p〇n〇s goes in a vag〇〇 and will be super embarrassed because she bleeds and cries on the first intercourse, but what if even though she's never fucked another man her first thought when having sex with you is "my Hitachi Magic Wand felt way better than this, but I guess having sex with a real person does come with other benefits..."?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10300336
Oh, and thank you, >>10300194, but I was also hoping to see what a larger variety of people thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10300315
>How could one distrust research?
If you didn't do the research personally, it makes sense to not trust what some scientist says.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10300315
>Motherfucker, I own multiple box sets, have a collection of graphic novels I've been working on since I was 11 (I'm 21 now). I've got binders and binders full of information and hand drawn maps for dungeons and dragons. Furthermore FF9 is better than 7,8,10,11,12,13, and 14. All of which I've played, though only 14 for a month.

Is this what they call an otaku otaku?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10300360
It could be a faulty study.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10300315
>http://youtu.be/vQ3BWVZ--aE
My life is complete.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10300350
...why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10300360
Maybe he the kind of paranoiac who simply distrusts everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10300315
Your caviler attitude towards STDs is how they spread. That's why sluts and mansluts should belong in prison if not executed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10300322
In my experience there's both.
You have sluts who are smart, and are basically using what they have to get what they want.
And you have stupid sluts who just get taken advantage of repeatedly, by guys who just want to get laid.

Then pure girls you have girl who are chaste because of religion/cultural barrier; Literally the worst people on the face of the earth, or have the rules imposed on them by the worst people alive.

And girls who are either teases, or have very high expectations for their first times. These are my favorite kind of women to be with or go after, but smart sluts are my favorite kind of person. Period.
>>10300350
Yeah, but most science is released in a publicly verifiable way. You can only mistrust it if you're willingly ignorant of it. If you read the research you'll typically be able to get an answer. Science by its very nature is quantifiable. Or you can see their research is wrong, then it's not "mistrusting it" it's knowing there's a shitty scientist/institution.
>>10300357
Embedded it wrong, but I"m glad someone watched it. lol
>>10300368
Your ignorant attitude towards facts is how stupidity has gripped the world. You should be imprisoned in front of a computer screen and forced to spend all your time watching everything you loved fall apart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10300368
Your authoritarian attitude toward the private sex lives of others is why you should be breaking rocks in a FEMA camp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10300362

That's what peer reviews are for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10300376
>You should be imprisoned in front of a computer screen
How is that any different from how I normally am?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10300385
That was the point, silly biscuit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10300381
It's not private when you are spreading diseases everywhere like some sort of Typhoid Mary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10300381
Shut up, hippies. Freedom is decadence.

We need the right wing in power immediately before the leftists destroy the world in the name of petty freedom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10300389
More people die from weight related disorders in American than STDs. Get over it, fatty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10300388
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ihzp55Cuo7M

[Anonymous No.]

is this what /jp/ has become? where did all the normals come from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10300409
We need stricter regulations on what they can put into food, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10300425
Hopefully they'll all go away once winter break is over

[Anonymous No.]

>>10300425
/a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10300397
>>10300389
Thankfully we have constitutions and charters to protect society from clowns like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10300425
I have always been here

I have simply become more normal over time

There are many like me

We will never leave

nerd

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>>10300425
I'm a regular on /vg/, /fa/, /tg/ and /lit/, I came here today because I accidentally clicked this when I was trying to make a Haruhi thread on /c/. I've been on 4chan since before 7chan existed.
>>10300451
Same here. At somepoint I reached my nerdiness limit breaker and turned into a pretty cool guy. Prestige classed into "Not autistic".

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>>10300446
Constitutions and charters will not protect you from a bullet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10300464
More like went from Paladin to Antipaladin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10300476
Yeah, but your chubby littlefingers not fitting through the trigger guard will.
>>10300488
I'd say I went from inquisitor to heretic. Used to embrace tropes, now I think they're strangling everything I love.

[Anonymous No.]

ANSWER MY QUESTION YOU SHIT WHORES

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>10300513
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: yo

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>>10300511
can you please repeat your question

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>>10300519
Thank you.

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>>10298756
>implying US measurements aren't just logical units of measurement in non-scientific settings.

>Implying we don't switch for any reason other than cost.

The system works, even if its more complicated than metric. Only real draw back is the occasional airliner crashing or, uh, space shuttle.

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>>10300425
I'm a 'normal' who came here 2010. Watching you guys argue is just too fun to quit.

[Anonymous No.]

They see /jp/ talking about penises, and soon become addicted to cocks themselves

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>>10300165
>They learned to avoid having sex all their life, they can continue. Unlike sluts.
pfft. if they start loving it, they'll get even more slutty than the sluts. the sluts already had their start years ago, the 'pure' ones will just get it now.

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>>10300580
>They learned to avoid having sex all their life, they can continue. Unlike sluts.

Then the only option is to never have sex at all, even after marriage.

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>>10300551
dude me too brosef lets suck each others dicks