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Anonymous Sat Jul 19 09:42:48 2008 No.1029711 [Reply] [Original]

/jp/, in an effort to reach the heart of my beloved Yuka in distant Gensoukyou, I've just returned from a nature walk. Upon coming to a particularly beautiful clearing, I knelt in front of a flower bed and masturbated furiously, while calling out Yuka's name. The way my seed was draped across the flower petals with the force of my climax was quite beautiful.

Tomorrow, I will go and examine my work in the sunlight, and leave an offering of bees for my darling Yuka.

ITT our romantic encounters.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 19 09:44:31 2008 No.1029718 What the fuck?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 19 09:47:51 2008 No.1029730 Pasta, for breakfast?!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 19 09:49:03 2008 No.1029738 File: 14 KB, 320x300, 1216460943518.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 19 09:54:41 2008 No.1029751 I tried to have sex with a frog, but it didn't work

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 19 09:55:54 2008 No.1029755 File: 32 KB, 290x310, 1216461354481.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1029711

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 19 10:03:32 2008 No.1029772 I guess you really deflowered, Yuka

>>	Chao !!eFZ1anCCqZ2 Sat Jul 19 10:15:41 2008 No.1029794 Godspeed, noble and lovestruck Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 19 10:19:34 2008 No.1029798 File: 30 KB, 300x400, 1216462774323.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Superior.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 19 10:26:11 2008 No.1029812 As I fail in my search for a ghost to masturbate on, I reflect once more on the inherent unfairness of life.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 19 12:40:18 2008 No.1030062 Hey, don't turn my beautiful expression of love into copypasta!

>>	YAF !nmVOHsTRd. Sat Jul 19 12:50:43 2008 No.1030064 >>1029711 sage for unfunny copypasta

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 19 13:52:46 2008 No.1030170 I remember this and need to ask, how are you planning on offering bees?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 19 14:03:55 2008 No.1030207 Those flowers are poisoned with filthy weeaboo seed.

Anonymous Sat Jul 19 14:20:56 2008 No.1030249
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/jp/, in an effort to reach the heart of my beloved Patchouli in distant Gensoukyou, I've just returned from a library. Upon coming to a particularly beautiful clearing, I knelt in front of a bookshelf and masturbated furiously, while calling out Patchy's name. The way my seed was draped across the glasses of the librarian with the force of my climax was quite beautiful.

Tomorrow, I will go and examine my work in the sunlight, and leave an offering of alphabet soup for my darling Patchouli.

ITT our romantic encounters.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 19 14:34:38 2008 No.1030279 >>1030249 >library >clearing LIBRARIES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY

Anonymous Sat Jul 19 14:35:38 2008 No.1030284
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/jp/, in an effort to reach the heart of my beloved Alice in distant Gensoukyou, I've just returned from a comfort room. Upon coming to a particularly beautiful flooring, I knelt in front of a toilet and masturbated furiously, while calling out Alice's name. The way my seed was draped across the grimoire of the magician with the force of my climax ws quite beautiful.

Tomorrow, I will go and examine my work in the sunlight, and leave an offering of dried poop for my darling Alice.

ITT our romantic encounters.

Anonymous Sat Jul 19 14:37:29 2008 No.1030288
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/jp/, in an effort to reach the heart of my beloved Alice in distant Gensoukyou, I've just returned from a comfort room. Upon coming to a particularly beautiful flooring, I knelt in front of a toilet and masturbated furiously, while calling out Alice's name. The way my seed was draped across the inner ceramics of the bowl with the force of my climax ws quite beautiful.

Tomorrow, I will go and examine my work in the sunlight, and leave an offering of dried poop for my darling Alice.

ITT our romantic encounters.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 19 21:39:12 2008 No.1031702 bump for romantic encounters

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 19 21:41:45 2008 No.1031706 >>1031702 I saw Mystia sitting in a tree. Two minutes later, we had hot inter-species sex that ended in simultaneous orgasm. Then were were eaten by Yuyuko.

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