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10296401 No.10296401 [Reply] [Original]

Oh my, did you spend another New Year's all alone? Maybe tonight you can make out with me instead.

>> No.10296422
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>>10296401
As if she'd limit it to making out

>> No.10296428

I want Aya to take pictures of my cock. I wonder how good she would is at correcting for parallax.

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>>10296422
When was a limit even mentioned?

>> No.10296467

>You put your arm around Aya's waist as she kicks off her shoes and sits in your lap. She says nothing as she leans in and kisses you. She tosses her camera off to the side and wraps her arms around you.

Your run your other hand up her leg, under her skirt, and rest it on her upper thigh. She breaks off the kiss and blushes. "W-What are you doing?" she asks. Straining to keep her from noticing your rapidly growing erection, you blurt out something stupid and immediately cringe in embarrassment.

Unfazed, she kisses you again, your tongues locking in a deep embrace. Out of nowhere, you feel Aya's chest heave ever so slightly. She lets out a noise that sounds vaguely like gagging, and then a warm, thick fluid trickles into your mouth. Surprised at first, you try to break away from her kiss, but she holds the back of your head and continues to let the fluid flow into your mouth. Sickened and expecting it to taste like vomit, you are pleasantly surprised when it tastes like melted chocolate. You tentatively swallow some of it, and Aya pushes even more of it into your mouth with her tongue. Continuing to kiss her, you swallow more and more of the chocolate, and Aya moans with growing excitement.

After you've consumed all of it, she pulls away and giggles. "No human has ever let me feed them like that before..." She reaches down into your pants and tugs on your erect dick. "I suppose I should finish what I've started here, hmm?"

>> No.10296491

Fuck off Aya you whore. Hatate is much better.

>> No.10296550
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Leave this place, imposter!

>> No.10296705

Ew not with Aya.

>> No.10296721

>kissing a pidgeon

Eeeewww dude.

>> No.10296968

What kind of lewd things do you think Aya likes doing the best?

>> No.10296987

Aya looks too much like Haruhi, it really gets on my nerves.

>> No.10296991

Joke's on you I've never spent a new year's alone, turbonerd.

>> No.10297016

>>10296968
riding cocks, taking it anally while Hatate films it and posts it on the internet where she later masturbates to the lewd comments people leave about it.

>> No.10297030

>>10296987
Are you implying that Haruhi is not the best light novel heroine of the last 20 years?

>> No.10297041

>>10297016
This comment just cured my flu.
Thanks a lot, dude.

>> No.10297075

>>10297030
No, I am implying she is the most overused one.

>> No.10297081

>>10296991
Say that to my face fucker not behind your computer and see what happens

>> No.10297112

My ban just expired, motherfuckers.
Fuck YEAH

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>>10296467
Its so good.

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>>10297041
good, now have a happy fap

>> No.10297137

>>10296401
I spent it with Rinko. We counted down together ^-^

>> No.10297149

>>10296721
If it's good enough for Nikola Tesla, it's good enough for me.

>> No.10297156

>>10296467
Aya slowly pops your belt buckle open and unzips your pants as she looks up at you seductively. "Such a naughty human..." Aya purrs, eagerly examining your manhood. She pulls it out of your pants and begins to slowly stroke it, teasing the very tip of your head with her fingers. You gasp with excitement, and the stimulation makes you simultaneously shiver and feel hot all over. "Do you like how that feels?" Aya asks. You swallow hard and nod emphatically, and Aya leans closer.

Her chest heaves once more and she stifles a burp as she brings up more chocolate, this time spitting a large glob of it onto your throbbing cock. It feels incredibly warm as it begins to slide down your shaft, and Aya daintily smears it around with a single finger, covering your penis with chocolate. She momentarily sits next to you and offers her dirty finger, and you gently take it in your mouth and suck the chocolate off of it. You smoothly caress it with your tongue, and Aya blushes hard, not saying a word. She withdraws her delicate digit with a wet smacking noise, and refocuses her attention on your now chocolate-covered penis. "Would you like me to clean this up?" she teases, as she licks from the base of your dick all the way up to the top, not waiting for an answer. She then takes your manhood into her mouth and begins to give you the most stupefyingly good head you've ever had. Your toes curl and your eyes nearly roll back in your head as Aya's head bobs up and down, her tongue working you in ways you never thought possible. She cleans off the entirety of the chocolate in absolutely no time flat.

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My younger sister went to her friend's (also a girl) house for a sleepover. I took this opportunity to hump her pillow while sniffing her used panties. I've already came twice in her panties and am waiting for some motivation for round 3 before I go back to bed.

/jp/ is my break time.

>> No.10297164

>>10297159
You're a pretty nasty dude.

>> No.10297167 [DELETED] 

>>10297164
What's sad is that I'm probably on the normal side of the spectrum on this site and especially in this board.

>> No.10297172

>>10297167
So what are you going to do with them after you're through with them?

>> No.10297176 [DELETED] 

>>10297172
Put them back in her closet like nothing happened.

By the way, anybody else do such things?

>> No.10297177

>>10297176
Not even going to wash them afterwards?

I feel sorry for your sister.

>> No.10297180

>>10297167
Obviously. Only a normalfag would be so aggressive with his sexuality.

>> No.10297183

>>10297176
you really should wash them or something. that's just gross.

>> No.10297184

>>10297167
I dont think so buddy

>> No.10297182

>>10297176
I used to, when I was younger. Nowadays, I'd feel too pathetic afterwards, so I'm not doing it anymore.

>> No.10297198 [DELETED] 

>>10297177
>>10297183
Obviously if they're used she isn't going to be wearing them again until she washes them herself. Also, it'd be suspicious if she came home to her panties being cleaned.

>>10297182
I don't feel that great after a moment when the shame kicks in. I'm moving out in a few months anyways so it'll permanently have to stop soon.

>> No.10297211

Did he delete those posts himself?

>> No.10297218

>>10297211
No, moderator ban most likely. Poor soul, I hope he has a dynamic IP.

>> No.10297222

>>10297218
That was pretty standard fare as far as /jp/ goes, better not have been banned for just those posts.

>> No.10297224

>>10297211
I did. After reading my own posts I creeper myself out.

>> No.10297226

>>10296467
>>10297156
This is the best thing ever.

>> No.10297232

>>10297226
>>10297156
You whisper encouragement to her as she goes at it, and you notice that she's got her free hand shoved deep into her panties, frantically rubbing herself. Eventually it gets to the point that she's so wet, a dribble of her juices begins to leak down the side of her thigh, making a small puddle where she's kneeling. Seeing how well Aya reacts to the dirty talk, you grunt and then ask her through gritted teeth, "you want me to fuck that little pussy of yours?" She immediately breaks suction and looks up at you, eyes maddened with lust. She stands up and reaches up under her skirt and pulls her panties down, carefully stepping out of one leg and then the other, leaving them on the floor as she puts her arms around the back of your neck and straddles you, sitting in your lap. You lift up her skirt to guide yourself into her, and are slightly bewildered when you see that Aya indeed has a cloaca. You open her mouth to say something, but Aya knows what you're about to say and impatiently commands, "Shut up, and fuck it."

Having never fucked a tengu before, you figure "why the hell not" and obey Aya's command, thrusting deep inside of her in one quick motion. Aya moans with satisfaction and begins to bounce up and down on your lap. Her cloaca is actually far tighter than you expected, and feels amazing as it eagerly takes the full length of your member down to the hilt. Despite the fact that both of you are essentially fully clothed, it is the best sex you have ever had, and Aya breathlessly rides you with an urgency you were not expecting. Fucking like this was also quite exciting to you, as Momiji was supposed to be back any minute now, and you had no idea what would happen if she walked in on the two of you in the middle of the act- you find yourself imagining the shocked expression on her face and what she might say...

>> No.10297231

>>10297224
Creeped *

I guess I have a new new year's resolution: no more fucked up things like that.

>> No.10297235

>>10297232
Well then, first year's self gratification session goes in honor to Aya.

>> No.10297236

>>10297177
Why? We all know what happens after she finds out what has happened: she confesses her feelings for her onii-chan and they have tender loving intercourse.
Or is that not how it works?

>> No.10297237

>>10297235
>>10297232
Aya's sudden crescendo of moans snaps your attention back to her, a split second before a wave of pleasure hits you like a brick wall. As Aya orgasms, her cloaca begins to firmly squeeze against your swollen cock. A wave of contractions passes through her orifice, and you find yourself cumming instantaneously, gushing out the entirety of your load inside of Aya. She collapses off of you, and the two of you do your best to regain your composure.

Mere seconds after you zip up your pants and Aya puts her panties back on, Momiji returns, none the wiser as to what just happened.

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>> No.10297242

>>10297237
>>10297232
>>10297156
>>10296467
I don't know what to say other than I really like this.

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I spent New Years Eve alone but soon I wont be alone in the new year!

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>Seeing how well Aya reacts to the dirty talk, you grunt and then ask her through gritted teeth, "you want me to fuck that little pussy of yours?"
>but Aya knows what you're about to say and impatiently commands, "Shut up, and fuck it."
Boner lost, western porn is the worst. Too much shit talk.

>> No.10297388

>>10297283
dirty talk still counts as a fetish . like going at it with a girl who has a cloaca instead of a vagina/urethra/anus. Or scat.

>> No.10297626

>>10297237
that was way hotter than i was expecting it to be

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I got dragged ti a party. Still waiting to get my keys back.

Pls save me

>> No.10297704 [DELETED] 

I didn't, you shitstain.

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