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10291982 No.10291982[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Is /jp/ afraid of half-conscious relationships?

I'm scared of awake people, I feel like they are going to punch me or make fun of me and stuff...

So I got this idea of a sleeping relationship. While you're sleeping I would sneak into your house and be a good girl for you.
I could brush you hair, clean your hears, kiss you gently, lovingly and slowly play with your genitals. I find that even big men are cute when they are sleeping...I would stare you for hours.

I would also hum lullabies and pet your head. And when you wake up you wouldn't even know I was there.

>> No.10292002

Holy shit you might be on to something

>> No.10292013

I saw this exact text in that gay thread from yesterday.

>> No.10292031

That kinda scary and sexy at the same time

>> No.10292032

>Implying you aren't actually a hideous neckbeard with no social skills whatsoever
>Implying you won't be charged for rape as soon as you try to masturbate a girl in her sleep

>> No.10292072

If you pulled something like that on me I'd smash you face, you fucking faggot.

>> No.10292727

But I am sensitive when I am asleep, Onii-chan. What if you wake me up?

>> No.10292776

>>10292032
Please don't misuse the quote function

>> No.10292799

Start a tumblr, let's make oneirosexual a thing.

Or would it be somnisexual? I'm not good with greek.

If the demisexual morons did it, so can we.

>> No.10292806

That's rather one-sided isn't it?

>> No.10292815

But if I don't feel it what is the point?

>> No.10292865

>>10291982
"clean your hears" was really cute.

>> No.10292887
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10292887

Why ARE people cuter when they're sleeping.

>> No.10292894

>>10292887
well i DONT know, chandler

>> No.10292920
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10292920

Most likely you would get your face shot off. If I woke up, and there was someone in my room trying to take off my cloths, I doubt they would have time to explain themselves. Reflexes would kick in, and I would have a mess to clean up. Now, if my girlfriend was the one doing it, this might be possible, but the fact that I am such a light sleeper would render this next to impossible. I honestly think the most that would happen is a rape charge or you getting shot/stabbed/punched/raped in return.

>> No.10292960

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http://youtu.be/0vvU-Ajwbok

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