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Have you ever found your prostate, /jp/?

>> No.10288785

I lost it.

>> No.10288819

Dude, you have to credit me if you're going to make this into a meme.

>> No.10289016

I've tried many times but I've been unable to. I even have a dildo and it does nothing for me. Any help?

>> No.10289048

How the HELL do you do that?

>> No.10289054

>>10289016
I can't help because it seems you suffer from a case of heterosexuality without solution.

>> No.10289056

Yes I do.
But I didn't even fap'd in last two weeks.
damn, that's strange.

>> No.10289058
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10289058

What is a prostate? And why don't ladies have one? It doesn't seem fair...

>> No.10289066

I wish I could, so i could expected what it's like to orgasm as a woman

>> No.10289099

I bought a vibrator and some 2 years ago, masturbated anally. It caused a cut on my anus which keeps reopening everytime i take a shit.

It's only now out-healing my shits.

>> No.10289132

Yep, I can now achieve orgasm without touching my dick, feels so much better than normal masturbation.
It's a shame I threw out my lube and toys when I moved out, though. I could really use a good dicking right about now.

>> No.10289141
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10289141

So I bought a dildo and some nice lingerie and shaved my whole body.

I waited until the house was empty and then I started crossdressing and fucking my ass nice and slow. They I started to go faster and faster and started moaning.

But suddenly, I catch a slice of self awareness where I could see my whole life, the people who bullied me, the internet, the decades of porn, my family , /jp/ and all the isolation that lead up to this moment.

Like when you say something stupid and happen to catch a random slice of silence on class, I was there, with a vibrator in my ass and me wearing girl clothes that I bought with my savings.
I gave up. I'm not even mad. I just accept that I can't have it. I haven't masturbated since.

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10289147

>>10288785
is this double entedre

>> No.10289151

>>10289058
Because they have a vagina, which still allows them to feel more pleasure while having a dick inside them than prostate does.

>> No.10289154

>>10289141
I think I know that feeling. Just not as dramatically as you do.

>> No.10289157

I tried to find it for about two hours today, and I think I might've bern successful. However, massaging what I though was my prostate only produced a feeling of having to pee, and a tingling sensation at the very top of my urethra. It was very different from sexual stimulation, and wasn't pleasurable at all - leading me to believe it was my bladder, rather than prostate. But as far as I know, the bladder isn't located where I was grinding.

>> No.10289165

>>10289058
Girls have G-Spots, Men have prostates.
Regular sex is far better for women, anal sex is far better for men.
You can hardly say that straight men have it better in that regard.

>> No.10289171

>>10289058
It's something that can become cancerous.

>> No.10289182

>>10289016
go deeper

>> No.10289190

>>10289157
It was uncomfortable for me when I first started too.
It was only until I had stretched more and could comfortably fuck myself that I managed to find it and enjoy masturbation with it.
Fortunately for me, I love the feeling of being stretched and that slight feeling of pain mixed with pleasure, so I never really had a problem with getting to the point where it was comfortable for me.

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10289234

I don't have a prostate because I ride on horses.

>> No.10289272

>>10289190
How does it feel for you now? Are you unable to masturbate without stretching your ass?

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10289291

it feels like a walnut.

>> No.10289296

No. Insertion feels good enough.

>> No.10289691

I don't think so.

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