Mazacon thread! Do you love your mother, /jp/?

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Anonymous Fri Dec 28 17:49:31 2012 No.10276141 [Reply] [Original]

Mazacon thread!

Do you love your mother, /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 17:50:16 2012 No.10276147 I'm taking my mom to see The Hobbit tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 17:53:46 2012 No.10276160 >>10276141 I'm sure the other Kanako thread is still live, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 17:54:01 2012 No.10276164 >>10276147 58/100? Wouldn't even pirate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 17:55:31 2012 No.10276168 File: 150 KB, 850x1176, 1319652537829.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All these mazacon threads are starting to do weird things to me, /jp/....

>>	sage Anonymous Fri Dec 28 17:56:46 2012 No.10276174 File: 168 KB, 600x600, 0dbbc0509ce74854fc4633b8f9f0033a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri Dec 28 17:59:46 2012 No.10276191

>>10276147
Shame on you. That movie is an abomination.

Jackson's padding the run time enough for three films by making up his own story, based on The Hobbit and like two pages of the LotR appendixes.

Also, 48fps, CGI Orcs, original female character, Dwarves that look like male swimsuit models, etc etc

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 18:11:02 2012 No.10276243 File: 931 KB, 1060x940, 004a8bbf1eafd5699e2fe98c9fd4e8bb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rubbing mommy's soft body

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 18:18:47 2012 No.10276273 >>10276191 >original female character Who?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 18:22:47 2012 No.10276291 >>10276191 >Dwarves that look like male swimsuit models caught my interest

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 18:23:32 2012 No.10276295 >>10276273 Some elf girl Jackson invented because The Hobbit didn't have any womyn in it otherwise and that's sexist. Although apparently she doesn't show up until the next film.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 18:45:17 2012 No.10276387 File: 292 KB, 850x1046, 5306059.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 18:47:32 2012 No.10276396 sexual deviance belongs in /d/!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 18:54:47 2012 No.10276424 recommend me some good manga, onegai.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 18:56:32 2012 No.10276431 File: 100 KB, 400x565, 2476288.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Satori is my mommy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 18:56:47 2012 No.10276432 >>10276424 go eat a turd john

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 19:04:02 2012 No.10276468 >>10276432 who the fuck do you think you are, Billy Bob? I'm emailing your parents you piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 19:10:18 2012 No.10276493 >>10276468 you got the wrong person, asslord

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 19:11:17 2012 No.10276500 File: 617 KB, 718x1000, 10307721.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10276424 >>10276432 >>10276468 >>10276493 get out retards

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 19:15:02 2012 No.10276515 My mom squeezed blackheads on my Bose and popped zits on my back today.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 19:20:02 2012 No.10276544 File: 700 KB, 992x1402, 1352336469081.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10276141 How does this thread even exist without Mama Ran?

Anonymous Fri Dec 28 19:20:17 2012 No.10276540

>>10276515
My mom did that to my face back when I had bad acne. I remember her squeezing the cysts on my nose with a butterknife and my eyes watering from the pain and her calling me a bitch because she had never experienced acne.

She wouldn't hesitate to tell me how bad it looked or how embarrassed she was to be seen with me in public. I'm sorry I couldn't be a pretty son to reflect in your above average looks mom.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 19:22:17 2012 No.10276550 >>10276544 Why does this thread even exist?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 19:23:33 2012 No.10276555 File: 621 KB, 700x800, 1338690020004.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10276544 Mommy War Who will stand the victor?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 19:25:48 2012 No.10276568 File: 203 KB, 600x800, 1300131257105.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10276555 Satori.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 19:27:33 2012 No.10276577 >>10276568 But she's a loli.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 19:28:48 2012 No.10276582 File: 59 KB, 685x638, 360d8465cca415ec5b94b54973bd6a2a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10276555 If I had to choose... I wouldn't because they are all good.

Anonymous Fri Dec 28 19:30:48 2012 No.10276587
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>>10276582
It's ok, because you don't have to.
All shall stand victorious. As such is in the very caring nature of mothers. And each has their own different and unique tastes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 19:32:03 2012 No.10276596 >>10276587 five mommies treating me like a young boy, dressing me up and giving me hugs and kisses~

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 19:32:18 2012 No.10276591 >>10276577 young mothers need love too!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 19:32:33 2012 No.10276593 File: 803 KB, 2646x3679, 1287948349488.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10276577 (only in body type) And?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 19:33:33 2012 No.10276600 2DPD

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 19:35:18 2012 No.10276605 >>10276593 I wouldn't mind if Satori was my mother

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 19:35:48 2012 No.10276606 File: 354 KB, 800x800, 12941328.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10276600 Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 19:36:33 2012 No.10276610 File: 383 KB, 1000x703, deba7dfdeae6318e99122da53df0d294.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Satori is officially now part of the Mazacon tribe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 19:39:03 2012 No.10276627 File: 191 KB, 1100x758, 1342094408216.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 19:40:03 2012 No.10276631 >>10276610 Oh god. What is wrong with Okuu's left hand?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 19:41:33 2012 No.10276634 File: 136 KB, 760x1073, 30898750_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want Satori to baby me like she does Okuu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 19:41:48 2012 No.10276637 File: 190 KB, 580x640, 1349840054113.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] is titty arc mommy material?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 19:42:03 2012 No.10276649 File: 1.68 MB, 769x2939, e39c0c8fbae3fda5ebd18ef43babec2d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 19:42:18 2012 No.10276644 >>10276637 no but I like your titties

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 19:42:48 2012 No.10276648 File: 555 KB, 1062x1500, 4219051.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10276637 Nope

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 19:43:18 2012 No.10276651 File: 109 KB, 800x800, db48ece040e3cd081bc7bd3dc059ef16.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 19:46:33 2012 No.10276664 File: 422 KB, 1024x1024, KomeijiFamily2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 19:52:34 2012 No.10276689 File: 759 KB, 1434x2023, 2915102d9ab37ed019fdf5a9aa0a01ba.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 19:54:04 2012 No.10276695 File: 310 KB, 601x730, 924f5393b63dff7b409744615f3da1a9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 19:54:04 2012 No.10276696 File: 106 KB, 1280x720, yuru-yuri-episode-8-tsundere-drooling-twin-26[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10276685 Soft, chubby, mommy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 19:55:19 2012 No.10276703 File: 402 KB, 500x740, 11175672.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 20:01:04 2012 No.10276744 File: 421 KB, 800x858, 9570193.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 20:08:49 2012 No.10276784 File: 194 KB, 920x1300, 3508868.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mommy hips

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 20:13:19 2012 No.10276810 >>10276784 /jp/ should go ask their mom to see her stretchmarks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 20:17:34 2012 No.10276832 File: 207 KB, 549x512, f1df12f6ceb5f4d322760cb9f73e6258.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 20:19:34 2012 No.10276840 >>10276832 needs more unyu

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 20:24:19 2012 No.10276861 File: 70 KB, 480x640, 6292109.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 20:25:19 2012 No.10276867 I love my momma

Anonymous Fri Dec 28 20:41:49 2012 No.10276903

I wish I would end up in Gensokyo to be coddled kindly by Kanako. I would call her mommy and fall asleep in her lewd boobies, she would pat my penis gently and kiss my forhead good night.
Do you think she has that "mom" smell? The kind of smell mature women have, that gives off a nurturing vibe.
Kanako would keep me safe like a good mommy...

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 20:41:49 2012 No.10276904 File: 613 KB, 900x1201, 9fe1c100522d70a52e6163ba6b11e4ea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 20:58:49 2012 No.10276936 >>10276903 You mean the breast milk smell?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 20:58:49 2012 No.10276937 File: 199 KB, 1024x1024, 1348715154376.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10276903 Oh, to just rest my weary head in her comforting lap....

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 22:14:35 2012 No.10277219 >>10276903 >>10276936 What kind of smell? I don't think I've noticed. I don't think I've ever smelled a mature lady who wasn't overpowered with perfume.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 23:30:50 2012 No.10277539 File: 406 KB, 800x960, 20808046.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would Yuuka make good mom?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 23:33:05 2012 No.10277550 File: 1.23 MB, 1000x1300, 32265674.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 23:34:20 2012 No.10277553 >>10277539 You've heard those depressing news stories where the mother murders her children in the bathtub because the Satan would get her if she didn't do it right? Yuuka would be this kind of mother

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 23:35:20 2012 No.10277562 >>10277553 But she's Japanese, she doesn't believe in the devil.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 23:36:05 2012 No.10277569 File: 41 KB, 238x259, 1355627997594.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10276295 >Galadriel >Some elf girl Jackson invented Have you even fucking read Lord of the Rings? I don't think you have.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 23:36:20 2012 No.10277564 File: 268 KB, 616x898, 0234517126957ff012f158710fdfce86.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10277539 I want a lot of little yuukas.

Anonymous Fri Dec 28 23:40:05 2012 No.10277586
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Mima is best mama. She'd make you box lunches in the morning, and if you got bullied at school, then she'd kill the bullies and hide the bodies where no one can ever find them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 23:41:50 2012 No.10277590 File: 186 KB, 938x547, misdirection.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10277562 you're focusing on the wrong parts of my postulation

>>	The Flussman !pKvbDena.Y Fri Dec 28 23:42:05 2012 No.10277594 >>10277586 there is nothing in Touhou canon that would even begin to suggest that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 23:45:35 2012 No.10277607 >>10277590 Bark!

Anonymous Fri Dec 28 23:53:05 2012 No.10277653
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>>10277594
Well, she hates humanity, but she (possibly) raised Marisa, who is a human.
It's implied.
Or, are you arguing with the killing people and hiding the bodies part? Because she's a vengeful, evil spirit. She probably wouldn't think twice about murdering someone who hurt a person that was close to her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 23:57:05 2012 No.10277681 >>10277653 >but she (possibly) because let's just ignore Marisa's father

Anonymous Sat Dec 29 00:01:20 2012 No.10277693
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>>10277681
Let's also ignore the fact that Marisa dislikes her father a great deal and never mentions him or talks about him.
She could have run away from home one day and bumped into Mima somewhere.

So yes, let's ignore Marisa's father, because she doesn't like him and he's only mentioned once or twice, and is thus irrelevant.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 00:04:20 2012 No.10277708 File: 86 KB, 400x400, c32c6b05fec15c302313c7a14cbda0bc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10277706

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 00:05:05 2012 No.10277717 File: 159 KB, 849x1048, 1309333.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 00:07:35 2012 No.10277722 File: 100 KB, 630x850, 65ddb9389c3cd77f5283ad6590d9e339.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want Iku to mother me, but I want her to do lewd things to me. What a dilemma.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 00:17:50 2012 No.10277760 >>10277553

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 00:21:50 2012 No.10277781 File: 13 KB, 310x232, 358vou.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10277553 >>Yuuka would be this kind of mother.

Anonymous Sat Dec 29 00:24:20 2012 No.10277792
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>>10277539
Of course, that was already confirmed to be an absolute truth in earlier threads; do not believe any of the slander anyone may tell you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 00:26:21 2012 No.10277799 >>10277553 But Yuuka can kick Satan's ass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 00:38:05 2012 No.10277853 File: 873 KB, 922x1200, 5b39b72398b8ccb8e606e4cc9c6044ce.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 00:56:36 2012 No.10277927 File: 207 KB, 1600x1200, 29075753.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 00:57:36 2012 No.10277931 Why does this 2hu reminds me of my mother?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 00:59:51 2012 No.10277938 >>10277931 Which one?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 01:00:06 2012 No.10277943 File: 114 KB, 764x529, 1298061493081.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10277931 Does your mom have enormous hair?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 01:01:36 2012 No.10277946 >>10277938 kanako.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 01:02:22 2012 No.10277951 >>10277931 I think it's the eyes.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 01:28:21 2012 No.10278053 >>10277722 >What a dilemma. I've seen enough manga to know that you can have both.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 01:32:21 2012 No.10278066 >>10276147 Im taking my mom to see wreak it ralph

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 01:39:21 2012 No.10278103 File: 1.17 MB, 1000x1478, 1344489782359.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mother to all animals!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 01:40:06 2012 No.10278112 She's been telling me to get a job lately, even though it would all go to some jew sitting in a bank if I did ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 01:40:36 2012 No.10278107 >>10278066 Are you gonna "wreck it" after the movie?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 01:42:21 2012 No.10278117 >>10278107 You gross nerd.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 01:43:36 2012 No.10278123 >>10278117 Your mom is probably lonely and frustrated. You owe it to her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 02:06:36 2012 No.10278258 Have you ever kissed your mother, /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 02:07:21 2012 No.10278267 >>10278258 Yes

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 02:15:06 2012 No.10278307 >>10278258 Multiple times.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 02:16:36 2012 No.10278314 >>10278112 Are you a jew sitting in a bank.

Anonymous Sat Dec 29 02:17:21 2012 No.10278316

>>10278258
Around where I live we all kiss family on the cheeks or something, buy I've saw videos and such of parents kissing there kids on the mouth, is that common elsewhere?
My mom is short, skinny and ditzy. I would love to have a mommy-figure who was tall, soft, wise, could cook, made fresh pastries and cookies, loved to hold me, let me breastfeed from her, and such. I just want to be loved...

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 02:24:06 2012 No.10278337 >>10278314 No, I just don't see the point if any money I made would go towards paying loans.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 02:29:36 2012 No.10278358 >>10278258 When I was young, yeah. On the mouth. Nowadays I don't even hug her. It's just awkward. I'm a pretty terrible person.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 02:33:21 2012 No.10278370 >>10278358 Same. I'm too autistic for that shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 02:38:51 2012 No.10278387 >>10276606 Motherly Yuuka is not there. BLASPHEMU

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 02:40:51 2012 No.10278394 >>10278387 Yuuka is not BABAA enough

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Anonymous Sat Dec 29 03:12:21 2012 No.10278502

>>10278258
When I was a kid I'd kiss her goodnight every night before bed. Now I won't hug her and prefer not to touch her. She feels kind of scrawny and I don't like having her tits pressed against me.

If I absolutely have to hug her or my grandmother I do the 'ol stretch hug where I hold onto them with the inside of my forearms and use it to keep a distance between us.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 03:20:34 2012 No.10278527 >>10278316 I got an erection from reading that

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 03:47:34 2012 No.10278578 File: 252 KB, 896x716, 30321274.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 03:50:34 2012 No.10278581 >>10276191 >48fps I liked it.

Anonymous Sat Dec 29 03:51:49 2012 No.10278584
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I love my mother very much!! But she is very lazy, so sometimes I have to feed her or paint her nails but that is ok since it is really fun.
She reminds me of Yuyuko, she even has the same hairstyle and body type!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 03:57:49 2012 No.10278595 File: 271 KB, 460x436, 1353375530151.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10278584 does she eat a lot

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 04:21:35 2012 No.10278646 >>10278595 She does! She also likes drinking fruit juice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 04:32:06 2012 No.10278662 File: 127 KB, 878x892, 26589128.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wanna give mommy a kiss?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 05:09:20 2012 No.10278750 File: 448 KB, 1122x1600, b355020191c1df0f57dff6f97268d0e4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mazabump

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 07:30:22 2012 No.10279040 File: 23 KB, 469x256, 28053376.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 14:06:47 2012 No.10280273 File: 243 KB, 556x700, 1354461390551.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you like evil stepmom?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 14:11:11 2012 No.10280300 File: 830 KB, 1000x750, 0a32650e37f1bdf8464e404376d75512.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10280273 If she likes you, she's one of the most caring and doting people out there.

Anonymous Sat Dec 29 14:15:41 2012 No.10280325
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I haven't spoken to my mother in 5 years or so. She emails and calls me from time to time, but I always delete them. She sent me a christmas card and its still unopened, I like leaving the checks uncashed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 14:36:41 2012 No.10280390 File: 626 KB, 1175x1659, 1350839759436.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mama Ran Mama Kanako Mama Yukari Mama Yuyuko Mama Byakuren Mama Seiga Mama Eirin Who am I missing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 14:37:41 2012 No.10280395 >>10280390 Mama Satori

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 14:39:26 2012 No.10280401 >>10280395 no fuck that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 14:40:11 2012 No.10280407 >>10280390 Mama Iku and Mama Yuugi Maybe Mamizou is fit to be a mom?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 14:40:11 2012 No.10280408 >>10277569 I'm not talking about Galadriel stupid. I'm talking about the Mirkwood Elf chick they invented.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 14:49:26 2012 No.10280453 >>10280407 no fuck that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 14:55:11 2012 No.10280479 >>10280325 How do you delete a call?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 15:10:11 2012 No.10280562 File: 323 KB, 584x826, a5415e8bbeba244a7085794f542b0605.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd say Mama Shinki qualifies. You know, having created Makai and everything in it and all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 15:17:11 2012 No.10280590 File: 318 KB, 1110x1600, f310d72561b196e0f262fa607c7a99c5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10280562 Unconfirmed but I don't really care.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 16:06:56 2012 No.10280804 >>10280390 Mama Yuuka

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 16:30:41 2012 No.10280897 >>10280479 Voicemail?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 16:52:26 2012 No.10280990 Why do these threads arouse me so much, it makes me feel kind of bad...

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 16:55:56 2012 No.10281007 >>10280325 Why you make your mother sad? I feel sad for her..

HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Sat Dec 29 17:00:26 2012 No.10281032
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Rather like the thought of Konngara being Reimu's ancestor and hanging around the shrine because it's just not in her to ditch the family, no matter how messed up she may be now.

But that's not to say she's very motherly, or that anyone even remembers her own children.

>>	Tom !wE..2CDIWc Sat Dec 29 17:04:26 2012 No.10281061 >>10280325 you're a terrible person.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 17:06:26 2012 No.10281072 >>10280401 Your list is shit

HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Sat Dec 29 17:11:11 2012 No.10281097
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>>10280407

Mamizou seems more like a preschool teacher.

Oni parenting may be a bit on the rough side. And Iku is a workaholic who's practically never home.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Sat Dec 29 17:50:41 2012 No.10281327 File: 446 KB, 900x636, ikucrashpad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Being raised by Iku would guarantee you live in interesting times.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 17:56:11 2012 No.10281370 >>10281327 a place I could truly call home but why does mommy have condoms?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 18:07:26 2012 No.10281453 File: 644 KB, 1039x1317, e4f176f671a6d7e86ebcd3e55233e449.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10280390 H..how could you forget Letty?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 18:14:41 2012 No.10281485 >>10276147 she couldnt come today. we are going tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 18:29:11 2012 No.10281562 >>10281370 So she can massage your penis while you sleep witho0ut making a mess.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 18:38:56 2012 No.10281604 File: 738 KB, 1600x2800, 5bc80901b1bb83cb6889dff708828b2e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Satori doesn't mind if you call her mommy.

Na-Cl dude Sat Dec 29 18:41:11 2012 No.10281618
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I really like Kanako, in fact she's my favorite, but I'm pretty sure I don't have Oedipus complex or any other kind of family issue.

Can I avoid being labeled as such while clearly manifesting my love for her?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 18:41:26 2012 No.10281614 >>10280390 >Mama Seiga Woudnt she be shitty mom? I gathered she is asshole to everyone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 18:47:56 2012 No.10281652 File: 312 KB, 646x910, e3156fc70739f1ea1aec7889d1f0ccc7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10280273 >step >mom I just got a new fetish.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 18:50:56 2012 No.10281666 File: 350 KB, 850x516, -296609156.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10281652 Evil step moms don't wank ya' dick, they wank your's father in exchange of fucking up your life, find other adjective.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 18:54:11 2012 No.10281683 File: 971 KB, 1068x1500, 007.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10281652 Stepmoms and stepsisters...what paradise!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 19:00:41 2012 No.10281714 >>10281604 The moriya version was better

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 19:03:41 2012 No.10281733 >>10281714 Cool story

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 19:05:56 2012 No.10281746 File: 700 KB, 800x800, 1337819610573.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Show your mother respect, she brought you into this world and she can shove you right back into where you came from

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 19:07:41 2012 No.10281759 >>10281746 yes PLEASE

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 19:21:56 2012 No.10281859 >>10281618 Wide fertile hips!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 19:22:26 2012 No.10281863 >>10281746 holy shit that's LEWD

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 19:28:26 2012 No.10281920 >>10280325 You are a shit. Unless your mother sold your body for drugs or something along those lines when you were a kid go talk to her and apologize for being a dick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 19:30:26 2012 No.10281942 No but I saw my aunt this Christmas again and I still want to fuck her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 19:30:56 2012 No.10281949 >>10281920 My mother threatened to disown me on multiple occasions.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 19:31:56 2012 No.10281959 >>10281949 Why

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 19:31:56 2012 No.10281960 File: 643 KB, 1335x2480, curvy kanako censored.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 19:32:11 2012 No.10281969 >>10281960 You nigger, why would you ever post censored shit? No one is going to save that. Now post it normally.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 19:33:11 2012 No.10281982 >>10281969 if there just were reverse searching engines or something like that, right.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 19:33:56 2012 No.10281977 >>10281959 Because simply waking up in the morning and trying to function like a normal human being literally causes me massive amounts of pain throughout most of the day. And she thinks I'm faking it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 19:34:26 2012 No.10281983 File: 418 KB, 1335x2480, 27449568_big_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10281969 ok

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 19:38:56 2012 No.10282016 >>10281977 Jesus. I'm sorry to hear that your mother is a dick.

Anonymous Sat Dec 29 19:39:56 2012 No.10282022
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>>10281746
Being back inside your mother's belly is the ultimate NEET life. Not supporting yourself through work is one thing but once you no longer have to eat/drink/poop on your own then you have truly ascended to a new level of taking it easy in your cozy warm home. Sure it may be a little harder for her to get around but if she truly loves you then she'll make the sacrifice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 19:42:41 2012 No.10282039 >>10282022 Who impregnated her?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 19:43:11 2012 No.10282044 Why do so many of you people have to sexualize mothers? I just want a normal, loving maternal relationship with a mother that just wants to hug and actually spend time with me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 19:43:26 2012 No.10282045 >>10282039 me

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 19:44:26 2012 No.10282056 >>10282039 I can confirm that >>10282045 impregnated her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 19:49:41 2012 No.10282110 File: 691 KB, 1110x1222, 1660409.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 20:05:41 2012 No.10282261 Does /jp/ remember the times where you used to nap with mom?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 21:05:26 2012 No.10282618 File: 1.15 MB, 1451x1255, 1319218197544.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10281746 >>10282022 Jesus /jp/. You're going beyond the word lewd.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 22:52:56 2012 No.10283415 File: 169 KB, 800x600, 1313915284949.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When I was a little boy my mom would get naked and get on top of me and kiss me, she stopped when I grew up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 22:54:56 2012 No.10283421 >>10283415 Easily the fattest lie in /jp/. Fatter than your mom.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 22:56:26 2012 No.10283431 >>10283415 bwaaahaha, oh man I hope you're just shitting me or "shitposting" or whatever. Fuckin' trailer-trash type antics ITT

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 23:03:11 2012 No.10283461 >>10278646 I want to hug[\spoiler] your mom

Anonymous Sat Dec 29 23:06:56 2012 No.10283478

>>10282261
When my sister and me were still in elementary school, every morning would begin with a cuddling session for about 15 minutes inside our mother's bed with her.

Good times, though I had to skip it sometimes after admitting in shame that I didn't do my homework for the day.

Anonymous Sat Dec 29 23:37:57 2012 No.10283602
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No.

For the longest time I was a fucking NEET, sitting in my room all day. I had problems, GID to be exact, and she didn't honestly care about solving it, she just kept throwing antidepressants at me. Eventually after years I did get treatment, and when my depression faded and I began to yearn for freedom I started being a dick to her and smoking weed in the house.

I feel bad right now, we definitely are NOT on good terms.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 23:39:12 2012 No.10283607 >>10283602 when my depression faded and I began to yearn for freedom I started being a dick to her because of her over-protectiveness and began smoking weed in the house.**

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 23:41:27 2012 No.10283624 File: 83 KB, 734x574, 1299636838396.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10283602 You're the kind of shithead that would greatly benefit from getting bent over and whipped with a belt or cane till you bleed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 23:43:12 2012 No.10283635 >>10283602 What treatment worked for you to get out of your depression if throwing antidepressants at you didn't work?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 23:50:27 2012 No.10283666 >>10283635 he got his dick sawed off

Anonymous Sat Dec 29 23:51:42 2012 No.10283669
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>>10283635
Sex change hormones, antidepressants made me just kinda "numb", in that I didn't want to kill myself but I felt I had no need to improve my situation.

I stopped taking them as a 'bargaining chip' in an attempt to get the hormones. The thing was, I was diagnosed as having 'high functioning autism' aka assburger :DD when I was very young. I was raised as an autistic shit and took the form of one. I never realized I could improve my situation. It took smoking marijuana to let me realize my made up social inhibitions.

I'm definitely not proud. I live in the middle of nowhere, no car, no jobs; I guess I still have the pent up frustration.

All I ever fucking look forward to is scoring weed. I have no fucking goals. I have one possible link out of this life, but I'm not sure if this one will fail me like my last chance did.

I'm in a much better situation than a lot of this board, but man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 23:57:12 2012 No.10283704 >>10283669 You should leave.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 30 00:03:48 2012 No.10283738 >>10283704 I agree.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 30 00:06:48 2012 No.10283752 >>10283669 >>10283704 Yes, I don't think you belong here. I think you would be able to find a community on tumblr that would accept you though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 30 00:10:55 2012 No.10283769 File: 82 KB, 1046x810, qwaser_chick.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh lovely. Wow.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 30 00:46:10 2012 No.10283973 File: 402 KB, 803x1036, 26401887.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 30 00:48:25 2012 No.10283981 >>10283973 mommy's t-t-tits...

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 30 00:51:10 2012 No.10283995 >>10283669 >sex change hormones why did you need those you' re already fat with large breaat

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 30 00:53:25 2012 No.10284002 >>10283995 Maybe he was just using them as a form of chemical castration. Then he wouldn't feel the need to rape things.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 30 01:04:25 2012 No.10284073 >>10280390 Mama Reimu

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 30 01:12:11 2012 No.10284105 why isn't mazacon a tag on sadpanda yet?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 30 01:16:10 2012 No.10284122 If it wasn't for my mother I wouldn't be on this planet. So my misfortune is her fault for birthing me and that is reason enough to hate her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 30 01:25:54 2012 No.10284170 >>10284122 woah nice shitpost but i bet i can do you one better

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 30 03:28:56 2012 No.10284642 >>10283973 >>10281983 I wanna smother my face in those breasts

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 30 03:32:26 2012 No.10284654 >>10276141 Dindnt mom change diapers or what? Lol! Fuckin stupid comment from you

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 30 03:37:11 2012 No.10284669 >>10283669 Well to be fair I would want to kill myself if I was a girl too

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 30 10:24:13 2012 No.10285840 can i marry my mom?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 30 10:34:28 2012 No.10285875 >>10285840 only if you do something about your father

Anonymous Sun Dec 30 10:56:09 2012 No.10285959 [SPOILER]

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>>10278258
I remember as a boy sitting on my mothers lap facing her (with my legs on either side) and kissing her on the lips. She told me not to do it, but instead to kiss her on the cheek. There is more, and now that I think back I see how she brushed me off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 30 11:35:48 2012 No.10286101 >>10281983 Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 30 11:40:48 2012 No.10286124 >>10284105 mother, incest pregnant, impregnation too if you are a real baller

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 30 16:02:26 2012 No.10287622 File: 445 KB, 1733x1377, 21127744.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 30 16:12:09 2012 No.10287688 >>10283669 Homos fuck off PLEASE.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 30 16:14:26 2012 No.10287695 I slept with my mom until I was 12, it was never sexual though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 30 16:15:26 2012 No.10287701 >>10287695 >it was never sexual though loser

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 30 16:18:56 2012 No.10287716 >>10287701 shut up jerkface

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 30 18:07:12 2012 No.10288396 File: 753 KB, 750x1050, 05967adf617325106096f4c5f799d174.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10276168 Give in. You know you want to conquer her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 30 18:10:27 2012 No.10288421 >>10276648 tsukiwani's art is ugly but so charming

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 30 18:11:42 2012 No.10288432 File: 670 KB, 698x1000, d112c12d4dc06c4befb0455a20cf54dd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 30 18:23:12 2012 No.10288494 >>10282044 I don't know. Pictures like >>10281453 and >>10277706 are very motherly, so this thread isn't a complete loss.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 30 18:29:57 2012 No.10288539 File: 133 KB, 600x800, kanako popsicle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh my GOD.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 30 18:30:27 2012 No.10288542 File: 24 KB, 297x373, 1548859673.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10278316 >>10278527 Me too. Plus >>10276903

Anonymous Sun Dec 30 19:15:57 2012 No.10288778
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>>10280590

This doujin has Shinki offering to be their mothers for a day, which includes making them dinner and tucking them in and cuddling them wearing an animal costume.

In other words, it's required reading for mazacons.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 30 19:19:57 2012 No.10288795 >>10288778 Shinki is my favorite mother in Touhou!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 30 19:21:42 2012 No.10288800 >>10288778 Is this in japanese or english somewhere?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 30 19:24:57 2012 No.10288811 File: 1.59 MB, 1400x1100, 1344230115295.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There must be some good Touhou mazacon doujin out there? Please tell me dearmybrothers does a Mama Ran one? It doesn't even have to be ero

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 30 19:29:57 2012 No.10288837 >>10288811 You might enjoy this. http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=32102872

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 30 19:32:27 2012 No.10288853 File: 214 KB, 600x600, Chen187.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10288837 Very cute, thanks anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 30 20:04:42 2012 No.10289030 File: 1.52 MB, 1200x1400, b0ac2d7ef0e6196540511e755f3e1643.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh come on sweetie, you're never too old to hold hands with mommy, even in public!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 30 21:31:44 2012 No.10289616 File: 401 KB, 797x797, 4619746.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love these threads

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 30 21:43:29 2012 No.10289687 File: 420 KB, 800x1100, p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 30 21:44:59 2012 No.10289700 File: 374 KB, 800x1100, p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 30 21:45:59 2012 No.10289706 File: 343 KB, 800x1100, p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 30 21:47:11 2012 No.10289714 File: 386 KB, 800x1100, p3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 30 21:48:41 2012 No.10289725 File: 300 KB, 800x1100, p4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 00:45:00 2012 No.10290655 >>10289733 This made me tear up just a little bit. I want a mother, too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 00:51:00 2012 No.10290683 Where are the motherly Mamizou/Kyouko pics? There should be more. Mamizou is like a mother figure to Kyouko canonically.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 03:57:49 2012 No.10291259 File: 622 KB, 800x2500, c91f5a0707dc72d8654615fa030f934a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 04:07:31 2012 No.10291292 File: 2.18 MB, 1200x1600, 20938876.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why do you guys always have to make adult touhous into some weird incest thing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 04:14:01 2012 No.10291328 File: 2.05 MB, 2000x937, 22028342.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10282044 I want to have a lewd sexual relationship with a mother of my children

Anonymous Mon Dec 31 08:43:31 2012 No.10292001
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>>10288778
>>10288800
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/861602/check_translation-chinese-comic-fuantei-ghost-high
You wish and shall receive (with English translation, motherfuckers).

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 08:52:46 2012 No.10292036 >>10291292 The purest woman is a mother

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 08:59:16 2012 No.10292055 File: 158 KB, 748x747, 1773506.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 09:37:46 2012 No.10292173 File: 311 KB, 550x700, 6148436.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 10:53:01 2012 No.10292429 When's the last time your mom hugged you, /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 14:00:16 2012 No.10293191 >>10292429 I can't remember, my mom is a horrible woman.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 14:08:16 2012 No.10293231 >>10292429 Lovingly? Probably not since I was a little kid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 14:14:46 2012 No.10293269 File: 247 KB, 1024x1280, a7cb79a4e5cf995a2595683198242d10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10292429 Just because we hate our own mothers doesn't mean we don't still want one that is actually worth loving. All my faith.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 14:15:01 2012 No.10293270 File: 303 KB, 533x750, 1350655929668.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Momma Shinki

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 14:17:01 2012 No.10293288 File: 993 KB, 1600x1200, 497dc071a1aed395bc93e120d45a6ddc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 14:17:46 2012 No.10293284 File: 441 KB, 511x700, 07363e7fb23c204eb9c03ab3f5387974.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wish I could be reborn as an animal youkai and taken in by Mama Satori.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 14:20:01 2012 No.10293299 >>10293288 marisa has a huge boner!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 14:23:01 2012 No.10293329 >>10293299 jesus, she really does.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 14:23:46 2012 No.10293328 File: 491 KB, 630x680, a1e38258c1db7bd3dffae81e98393727.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 14:43:01 2012 No.10293433 >>10276637 If she were, I would never stop breast feeding. Ever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 15:01:01 2012 No.10293521 File: 2.04 MB, 1425x1900, 029328eb1df3d75b9b9eb6c3e370d720.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10281618 Yes. She is my favorite as well, but I don't have any mother fantasies either.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 16:27:46 2012 No.10293936 File: 152 KB, 850x1206, 1310608952818.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10281618 >>10293521 This is called denial.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 16:30:31 2012 No.10293955 File: 77 KB, 400x400, 1335735624192.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10293936 I would never deny Kanako, as long as she does not deny me the pleasure of cumming inside.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 16:32:46 2012 No.10293973 >>10280273 Who...is that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 16:42:16 2012 No.10294024 >>10293973 Someone who will move on once she is bored of you. Do not be taken in, anon. She is a dirty taoist, and she is no good for you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 16:49:13 2012 No.10294079 >>10294024 She's irresistible and I'm foolish. I'll dance to whatever tune she plays.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 16:50:58 2012 No.10294094 >>10294079 Well, I won't stop you if that's what you really want. Just make sure it's worth it (and by that I mean make sure you get to put it in).

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 17:16:03 2012 No.10294298 File: 275 KB, 572x800, b5c1963b6970ce82a272ddd74cc9bc7a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is evil stepmother Seiga so penis-hardening?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 17:19:33 2012 No.10294311 >>10294298 I wouldn't know from first-hand experience, but I'm pretty sure that tits don't work that way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 17:21:18 2012 No.10294324 File: 12 KB, 216x273, Newton.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10294311

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 17:26:03 2012 No.10294354 File: 373 KB, 888x1083, 9082028.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 17:31:33 2012 No.10294379 File: 14 KB, 269x300, descartes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10294324

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 17:48:03 2012 No.10294489 File: 230 KB, 550x550, yuuka doesn't know what to do with a baby.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This seems like an appropriate place to post this. Sorry for fucking up the boob thread, guys. It happens with me every now and then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 17:50:03 2012 No.10294496 >>10294489 That's fine, I enjoyed doing that with you. Lasted for like 4 hours.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 17:54:18 2012 No.10294517 >>10294496 Check the thread on foolz for more fun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 17:56:33 2012 No.10294528 File: 202 KB, 700x700, yuuka is nice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10294496 No, it's not fine. But you're welcome. Is Yuuka motherly? I've never really seen her like that, but she's got a lot of the right traits...

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 17:57:48 2012 No.10294535 >>10294528 yuukawoudlmakeagoodfather.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 18:00:49 2012 No.10294556 File: 279 KB, 650x800, 1308459337924.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10294489 I don't think you fucked it up at all. It was a rather enjoyable thread. Momma Yuuka is welcome here as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 18:02:03 2012 No.10294565 >>10294528 No. I really enjoyed doing that, it was kinda hot. Would certainly do it again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 18:06:18 2012 No.10294582 File: 50 KB, 400x280, yuuka-mama.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10294556 It's Yuuka-Mama!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 18:08:33 2012 No.10294597 >>10294565 see >>10294517

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 18:11:18 2012 No.10294610 >>10294597 Happened before or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 18:13:33 2012 No.10294618 >>10294610 He's saying to go to foolz to keep RPing. Duh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 18:14:48 2012 No.10294626 File: 168 KB, 1000x1000, kasen glasses.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What exactly makes a Touhou motherly? A mature body is part of it, clearly, but I don't think that's all there is too it. Right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 18:15:03 2012 No.10294637 File: 170 KB, 567x800, 2836674.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 18:16:48 2012 No.10294644 File: 235 KB, 550x897, kanako popsicle2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10294637 No, Mom, no!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 18:18:33 2012 No.10294655 >>10294637 Now I have to save this picture. Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 18:22:19 2012 No.10294699 >>10294637 l-lewd.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 18:22:33 2012 No.10294705 File: 357 KB, 1076x1483, bb1beb825af79dcffe802b112cb0b5d9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mamaxanadu

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 18:23:33 2012 No.10294716 >>10294618 To foolz I go!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 18:23:33 2012 No.10294720 >>10294705 MOE THAT'S INCREDIBLY MOE

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 18:25:48 2012 No.10294733 File: 785 KB, 1236x2000, 8bd9c24ee2c31947a9f5c067a946c88b3c37779e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] dat body

Anonymous Mon Dec 31 18:26:33 2012 No.10294741
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>>10294705
>You'll damage yourself if you don't take care of your health!
>I-It can't be helped so... t-today, I'll be nursing you!

>I can't think of anyone who's more suited to cook than Eiki-sama.
>Despite that she stands on a stool because she isn't so tall. So cute.

Perfect waifu material.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 18:27:03 2012 No.10294748 >>10294733 she looks like a dwarf. But i can't call mom ugly, I'd love her with my penis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 18:30:03 2012 No.10294765 This thread is doing things to my pee-pee.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 18:37:18 2012 No.10294807 File: 693 KB, 1500x1000, kanako popsicle3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10294733 Looks hideous. How do you get Kanako that wrong?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 18:40:33 2012 No.10294822 File: 1.50 MB, 991x1200, e2c66f7d2607b007ab23d7de5803af1f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 18:54:33 2012 No.10294896 >>10294807 Simple, you draw her as a dwarf.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 19:17:33 2012 No.10295004 File: 298 KB, 1375x1000, kanako minimalist.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10294896 Ok, so why would you fuck up that sexy body? ...by that I mean why would you draw her so ugly and as a dwarf?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 19:56:18 2012 No.10295206 File: 838 KB, 1254x923, 06574300f7b76f188b456657ff8220da.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10294765 Ara? Mommy should take a look at that...

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 20:03:18 2012 No.10295247 File: 602 KB, 2343x2868, 1287948233981.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love my mommy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 20:09:03 2012 No.10295272 File: 10 KB, 400x400, 883933.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 20:19:33 2012 No.10295316 >>10295004 why does kanako have hair like a cheap children's toy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 20:26:03 2012 No.10295355 File: 629 KB, 1375x1000, kanako faces.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10295316 Don't talk shit about that lovely hair.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 20:27:33 2012 No.10295359 >>10295206 I bet Mama Ran would just laugh at it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 20:31:33 2012 No.10295380 File: 22 KB, 211x210, 1343870227704.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10295272 I love this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 21:36:18 2012 No.10295717 >>10291292 Because /jp/ is too submissive

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 21:41:03 2012 No.10295752 >>10295355 She looks like a little girl

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 21:41:03 2012 No.10295755 >>10295717 How is that submissive

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 21:49:33 2012 No.10295815 >>10295755 You want to be coddled and taken care of

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 01:38:49 2013 No.10296857 File: 436 KB, 799x831, jp wa kierou.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10295815 Go be alpha in /r9k/, broski.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 04:47:06 2013 No.10297404 File: 258 KB, 1074x1517, 1325577156274.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Year of the Snaaaaake!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 05:03:51 2013 No.10297437 >>10297404 You're getting old. Christmas cake old.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 05:04:51 2013 No.10297441 File: 354 KB, 500x568, 1324943891976.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10297437 Just how I like it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 05:24:06 2013 No.10297481 File: 445 KB, 1280x905, 33044823125a1341ca91f37c3d2c5575.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My mother is a disgusting pig and I dislike even being near her. I like imagining Ran is my mama though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 09:51:37 2013 No.10297923 >>10297441 Which anime is this from?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 11:23:07 2013 No.10298116 File: 58 KB, 976x548, 1328212365758.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10297481

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 11:31:37 2013 No.10298125 File: 1.86 MB, 958x1192, 7f6a126aa3f46ca6a2c78f6c6f16487a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10297481 This. But Kanako for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 13:50:01 2013 No.10298522 you can all be happy for me /jp/. My mommy loves me and she is beautiful. And I do my best to not dissapoint her. And she ki-inda resembles Kanako. Even though she's ginger.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 13:56:01 2013 No.10298537 >>10298522 Lucky! Show us pictures!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 14:08:46 2013 No.10298567 File: 406 KB, 728x1000, 1341950582614.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10298522 >And she ki-inda resembles Kanako. No. Kanako is a 2D goddess. Stop projecting your disgusting 3D daydreams onto Touhou.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 14:10:46 2013 No.10298571 >>10298567 don't say such words. You're making me feel uneasy and mildly angered. >captcha: turrets still

proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Tue Jan 1 14:16:31 2013 No.10298599
File: 93 KB, 850x796, 1287880710337.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Damn, I was avoiding this thread because I knew I would give in again. Well, no backing down now.

Saving all these pictures is going to take a while.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 14:17:31 2013 No.10298605 Every day now, I've been passing this thread and reading Mazacon as Macaron, and I've been clicking the pic and wondering where the Macaron was. Jesus christ.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 14:22:06 2013 No.10298632 File: 1.24 MB, 1614x1359, 59ef758091f405aff558111259bf5d21.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 14:24:06 2013 No.10298640 >>10298632 kawhy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 14:28:04 2013 No.10298656 File: 834 KB, 600x600, 093f6eef7b2dec412b0d5dc842753a67.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 17:34:52 2013 No.10299540 File: 611 KB, 1000x1000, 1355266994723.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] come to bed dear, mommy is waiting

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 18:33:53 2013 No.10299837 >>10299540 God dammit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 22:51:52 2013 No.10301242 >>10299540 I don't want to keep mommy waiting!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 23:20:52 2013 No.10301447 How do you imagine Kanako's voice sounding like?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 2 02:03:52 2013 No.10302368 bump

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 2 14:57:12 2013 No.10304607 File: 2.85 MB, 3200x1200, touhougami.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Choose wisely /jp/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 2 14:57:12 2013 No.10304611 >>10304607 3 5 7 8 10

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 2 15:00:42 2013 No.10304626 >>10304611 but you can't get birth by multiple wombs

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 2 15:02:54 2013 No.10304636 >>10304626 If I had to choose one.... I'd probably pick Kanako.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 2 15:04:27 2013 No.10304641 >>10304607 Yuuka

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 2 15:06:12 2013 No.10304649 >>10304607 I can't choose

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 03:52:38 2014 No.10304649,1 >>10294324 >>10294379 LAUGHED PRETTY HARD HERE

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 17:40:01 2014 No.10304649,2 I want to fuck my mother and splurge inside her poopy hole, any tips?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 18:10:21 2014 No.10304649,3 >>10304649,2 Make sure she's performed an enema beforehand. Bareback anal is disgusting without one. She may even end up shitting all over your dick. Unless you're into that kind of thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 18:40:35 2014 No.10304649,4 >>10304649,3 What if I fug her in the pussy and then cum in her booty hole after?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 18:44:34 2014 No.10304649,5 >>10304649,4 Do you mean inside her booty hole or upon her booty hole? If it's inside then an enema is essential to avoid mud dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 19:01:07 2014 No.10304649,6 >>10304649,5 How do I convince my mom to get an enema?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 19:07:12 2014 No.10304649,7 >>10304649,6 Use a whip.

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