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Was Jesus a /jp/sie? I mean, he didn't have a job, he preached his ideology and tried to convert normalfags and show them that lewdness is a disease and that bullying and consumerism are bad, he was a virgin, and he knew how to take it easy. Also he knew how to deal with suffering and hunger. In the end he died because his beliefs got too popular and the Jews didn't like everyone taking it easy, much like what the government today is doing. Plus I think Jesus would be a professional Touhou player if Touhou existed 2000 years ago.

>> No.10275256

>>10275248
>consumerism are bad

Yeah right fag, what about all the useless Chinese figs, and games you have in your room?

>> No.10275254

>>10275248
>jesusandmomiji

w0t m8

>> No.10275259
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10275259

Socrates was an honorary /jp/sie. He was all, "I'ma take it easy and be a NEET and shit," then he was killed for upsetting the Athenian janitors.

>> No.10275260

He did have a job though

>> No.10275265

if in that pic jesu was holding a dinosaur

it would be great

>> No.10275268

I always look back on famous historical figures, particularly scientists, and think, "He sounded like he might have autism. If he was born today, he would probably play STGs or collect comics instead of solving ground-breaking mathematical problems."

Maybe we're worse off for it. I'll bet alternative universe 19th century me is busy curing cancer and inventing computers.

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10275269

jesus is a busta diogenes is the real deal

>> No.10275270
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10275270

Post ITT if you are an oldfag who remembers Raptor Jesus.

>> No.10275282

>>10275270
ALL PRAISE RAPOTROJESUS
HE WENT EXTINCT FOR OUR SINS

>> No.10275286

>>10275248
Well, +1 life count always counts for those end points...

>> No.10275291

Who would win in a fight between Jesus and Byakuren?

>> No.10275295

>>10275291
Jesus would own her

>> No.10275300

>>10275291
Byakuren, no contest
I mean, Jesus doesn't even knows magic

>> No.10275296

>>10275291
Jesus because he's real.

>> No.10275304

>>10275300
>I mean, Jesus doesn't even knows magic

Oh hey, another Biblical secondary.

>> No.10275309

>>10275300
>>10275304

ohboyherewego.gif

>> No.10275312

There was a speech at my school, about career and life, no real mention of religion. Then out of the blue, he presented everyone with a task. "Draw God"

I sat there, when the guy picks me, out of a 50 people crowd, to draw God. He handed me a pen and an A4 paper. I replied almost immediately: "Here's your pen, I won't be needing that. And here's your God"...I gave him the paper back. An empty paper. A few people shouted abuse at me. One of my teachers was in shock. The guy speaking just said: "Mhm" I stood up for what I believe in. I didn't put my tail between my legs and walked away.

I was later challenged by a few people about that "incident", then I asked them to draw God. Surprise, surprise, no one really knew what to draw.

>> No.10275313

>>10275309
Epic image macro macro. +1

>> No.10275316

>>10275291

Depends. Are we talking about Bible-canon Jesus? Walking on water, son of God, all that shit?

>> No.10275318
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10275318

>>10275291
Jesus would win without a doubt.
He has more faith than any other human figure on Earth.
He doesn't need to go around fighting others for it. Not that he would, because he would turn the other cheek.
When he turns the other cheek on Byakuren, she will look like a dick.

>> No.10275322

>>10275312

Why is that upsetting? Oh right, 'murica.

>> No.10275326

>>10275318

Oh right, faith. Fair point.

>> No.10275332

Sweet Jesus on Byakuren action.

>> No.10275340

What was that Touhou fangame that had the Jesus character?
Nazarel or something like that.

>> No.10275341

>>10275332
They probably would spend the evening discussing Mercy and how to get idiots to get along.

>> No.10275344

If the Lunarians or Youkai of Gensokyo ever invaded Earth, do you think Jesus or the Pope would protect us?

>> No.10275349

>>10275248
he was an avatar

>> No.10275366

>>10275318
What would Jesus' peaceful danmaku look like?

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10275369

>>10275349
Specify.

>> No.10275376

What are other historical or mythical figures who took it easy /jp/
I don't know nothin' 'bout no history, but I need a role model.

>> No.10275378

>>10275344
Maybe. But then again people would assume it was blind luck like wht happened to Japan when the British fleet was coming to wreck the place.

>> No.10275386

>>10275376
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_known_as_the_Hermit

>> No.10275392

What's Jesus' favorite Touhou?

>> No.10275413

>>10275392
Rumia

>> No.10275571

>>10275369
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avatar

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