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10262100 No.10262100[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

You have the choice between:

a) Your waifu is now very real, but she has to poop for one hour every day or her existance will be erased. She will require your presence during that hour.

b) You don't have to poop anymore for the rest of your life, with no medical consequences whatsoever.

Which one do you pick jaypee?

>> No.10262111

bbbbbbbb

>> No.10262121

a

>> No.10262131

A.
Gives me time to brush her hair and talk about her day.

>> No.10262138

How can you say you love her if you can't even watch her poop?

>> No.10262136
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10262136

>>10262100
SHE HAS TO POOP FOR AN HOUR STRAIGHT?

Wouldn't that clog my toilet? And every toilet in the neighborhood?

>> No.10262139

bbbbbb because i have much hair in my ass and its very hard to clean it after i take a shit ;DDD

>> No.10262146

I guess a) would be the more rational choice. She can cook meals for you, do housework etc. You can buy her a diaper if she blocks the bathroom all the time. But i don't know how happy your waifu will be if she has such a literally shit life.

>> No.10262152

Would B mean my anus would never be dirty then? That would be very nice. I could stick things in there with no adversity.

>> No.10262156

Why doesn't Yukari just poop into a gap that goes to a toilet?

>> No.10262164

I'm not autistic enough to have waifu. Can I still pick a and chose any girl I want?

>> No.10262167

>>10262136
Not a continuous stream of shit, you homolord.

>>10262146
Just asume she'd be happy, it's merely theorical.

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10262174

>>10262167
DON'TR CALL ME A HOMO

IF YOU DONT HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY DONT SAY IT

>> No.10262170

A. Pooping is great!

>> No.10262172

I can't ever go without her or be away from here for any extended period of time. That - that kind of sucks more than the part about how it's pooping.

I'd rather not poop. I couldn't take the pressure - or the inevitable resulting guilt when I'm separated from her for one reason or another. That's life.

>> No.10262187

>>10262174
HOMO MASTER GAY LORD EXTREME!

>> No.10262189
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10262189

I-Is that considered odd? ;_;

I usually take over an hour to poop...though of course 90% of that is playing my DS or PSP or browsing /jp/

>> No.10262191

>>10262189
Kimo!

>> No.10262201

>>10262189
You'll get hemorrhoids if you keep doing that.

>> No.10262208

>>10262100
With all the money youd be saving on TP, you can easily buy a realdoll and some touhou clothing offa ebay or some shit. So yeah, B.

>> No.10262217

The first option is to cruel on her, imagine being forced to poop with another for one hour a day every day of your life otherwise you'll be dead, this is too fucked up.
And the second option is not of my interest, so I don't pick any of those.

>> No.10262218

Pooping causes me severe chronic pain all day every day and I don't want my waifu to be real so I choose b.

>> No.10262232

>>10262201
I have hemorrhoids already

not that guy though

>> No.10262238

>>10262217
What if you were the one who had to poop for one hour in her company or be erased and she secretly enjoys it? or what if it was a shared burden and romantic?

>> No.10262240

>>10262201
Why is that?

>> No.10262260

B. I don't have a waifu, because I'm not a fag.

>> No.10262265
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10262265

Pooping or being pooped, that is the question.

>> No.10262277

>>10262238
We would only find out if she enjoys it or not if she's brought to life, and there's a chance that she'd do it just because she doesn't wanna be responsible for someone's death and all that jam, humans are complicated.
Also I wouldn't enjoy having someone watch me poop for the rest of my life, I wouldn't make this deal.

>> No.10262282

>>10262238
could be cute

the ultimate form of intimacy

>> No.10262286

Oh man, easily B, but yeah, getting some blowjobs while she's pooping also sounds pretty good.

>> No.10262285

I might as well ask here. Does anybody else on this board suffer from IBS or other closely related gut disorders?

>> No.10262284

She would get terrible haemorrhoids, poor girl.
I suppose b.

>> No.10262301

>>10262285
Do you also feel pain or something weird in your crotch while taking a piss?

>> No.10262311

>>10262301
No, it's just hard to pee sometimes and I have to strain a bit but otherwise no pain. I had a rectal exam done and it turns out my bladder is ridiculously painful to touch but feels fine otherwise.

>> No.10262312

>>10262100
Each yukkuri is known to have a different taste.

Does each Touhou have a different smell for their poop as well?

>> No.10262334
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10262334

A.

An hour isn't really that much and it's healthy to poop everyday.
We could just talk or I could browse /jp/. We could even poop together.
She's my waifu so it's not a big deal to poop in eachother's presence.

>> No.10262374

>>10262232
Does they hurt as much as people say?

>>10262240
Because sitting on the toilet for too long is known to be a cause factor of hemorrhoids.

>> No.10262408

>>10262374
Not really, since they are internal, but I stopped browsing the internet while being sit

>> No.10262429

Have my waifu and dat prostate stimulation when i take a shit.

>> No.10262423

Who anal fissures here?

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