/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I just came back from Christmas party. My cousin grew some nice tits, the last time I saw her she was 12 and completely flat now she's 14 (I'm not into DFC btw) I took the opportunity and groped them softly while hugging her when everybody got together to take the Christmas a photo. She's cute and small like flandre and she loves me like a big bro
I have the hardest boner ever right now /jp/.
Christmas party was fucking amazing and now that I'm back I will fap forever

Merry Christmas!

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cute

[Anonymous No.]

pedo

[Anonymous No.]

>>10262067
>>10262069

>14
>pedo

Not where I live. U jelly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10262051

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ - pedo stories

[Anonymous No.]

Sick
She deserves better than you

[Anonymous No.]

>>10262065
>>10262067
Which one??

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>>10262051
>(I'm not into DFC btw)

Get the fuck out of /jp/.
Like, right now.
Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

*yawn* That's all, kiddo?

no one is interested in blog threads

Everyone report it if you've got enough time.

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>>10262082
dude you are fitting in SO epiclty now i cant even tell that you are a dirty xboardie

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>>10262082
>my tastes > your tastes
>DURRRR

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>>10262087
You wish you were me. Admit it you pathetic fat weeaboo lonely virgin kissless nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10262087
7.Submitting false reports or otherwise abusing the report system will result in a ban of indeterminate length. Replying to a thread stating that you've reported it or another post is also disallowed—please do not announce your reports.

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>>10262085
>ironic shitposting

Like you're any better.

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>>10262092
Who are you quoting?

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>>10262087
Wow this is the most obnoxious post.

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>>10262092
I am so much better than you dude. Haha.

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>>10262090
>pathetic fat weeaboo lonely virgin kissless nerd.
i know you are, but what am i?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10262098
Nice one bro

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Best thread on /jp/

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>>10262098

ur mum lel

[Anonymous No.]

Were you 2 in the photo or did you and her leave for a while so you could touch her.

Please respond it's important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10262109
We were both in the photo, of course I didn't make it obvious I was groping them since I grabbed them from behind her sideboob (they're pretty huge so my hands got well hidden)

[Anonymous No.]

>>10262106
>mum
oy m8 we got a bloody bloke 'ere eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10262106
My mother never said that.

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>>10262116
;)

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>>10262118
Did she feel you grabbing her?
Are you going to make her suck your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10262097
You saved this (>>10262085) image on September 25th of this year, and it wasn't from /jp/.

☐ Not told
☑ Told
☑ Analihilated

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>>10262132
Nobody gives a shit.

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>>10262137
Yes, we do. Try harder not to get fucked in the ass next time if you're gonna step around here.

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>>10262125
I don't know, she didn't take my hand off her
I wish

[Anonymous No.]

>>10262142
No I don't. Please stop acting like some kind of board representative.

Thanks.

- Steve

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>>10262132
You think you're a cool detective but you're just lame.

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>>10262142
>we
No.

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>>10262145
If your name is Steve why is the name field Anonymous?

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>>10262145
I do, and so does every non-crossboarding-filth-shitstain that graces the board.

Domo.

－としあき

[Anonymous No.]

>>10262147
>No.
Yes.

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>>10262145
Get fucked Steve

[Anonymous No.]

>mfw steve redirected all the bullying to himself and saved me

please don't bully me or my friends!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10262163
>Yes
Maybe.

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>>10262151
What's the matter, bitter that your super clever ironic wit hasn't sparked any hot new memes on /jp/ where the cool kids hang out and instead you got called out? Next.

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>>10262184
You can't declare "next" on your own, especially when your burn attempt is so shitty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10262166
Is that you fukune???? I just want you to know I love you and your the cutest qt girl ever I loveyou;_;

captcha love fukune

[Anonymous No.]

When my niece was 12 I was already fingering her.
She's 17 now and a facebook slut

Step it up.

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>>10262184
I'm alright and completely unburnt because nobody cares about what you have to say. Only you and you pretending to be somebody else. What a loser. Get a fucking life.

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>>10262190
>>10262196
Burns were already old last quarter, pal. This is real talk. You should probably spend some time lurking to make sure you're up on the current trends, and maybe adopt another syntax if you want to astroturf. Happy holidays, try not to feel too miserable about being a complete failure.

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>>10262196
>I'M NOT MAD. I DON'T EVEN CARE WHAT YOU SAY. LOL GET REKT M8, -1/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>10262194
Story pls or comit sudoku
Pls it's Xmas!!

[Anonymous No.]

Hey everyone I'm >>10262196 my mom saw my post and told me to say sorry for calling > >10262184 a loser.

gomenasai.

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>>10262210
Say that to my face not online and see what happens, kid.

[Anonymous No.]

My dad saw this thread and now he's banning me from browsing /jp/ ever again.

Thanks, nerds.

Sageru

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know who is trolling who anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

G0K sent me

you mad, fucking weaboes?

[Anonymous No.]

this thread is epic

epic for the win

for the lulz guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>10262212
Not much to tell, she was around 12 maybe 13, she still believe in Reyes Magos (January 6, Mexico thing, like Santa for you gringos). Back then the Ipod was the big thing and she got one as a gift, so we used spend a lot of time on front of the computer at night downloading music. It was really cold that year, so we used a blanket and it begun from hugs then to putting my hand between her tights and eventually more.
making it short before janitor deleted this

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>>10262239

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>>10262239
YEAH IM STEAMING MAD, I SWEAR WHEN I SEE YOU I'LL SEND YOU INTO ORBIT WITH MY UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS ARIGATOU GOMENSAI BAKA BAKA!

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[Anonymous No.]

It's ok to not like DFC if they are still under 17.
Once they are of age and you like boobs then thats too vanilla.
Loli chest is a grand thing

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>>10262253
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR RIGHT BROTHER

[Anonymous No.]

>>10262250
HAHAHAHAHA WHY ARE YOU SO MAD ITS CHRISTMAS DONT BE MAD HAHAHAHAHAH LOL

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>>10262247
>Reyes Magos
The Three Magi who supposedly followed a star to give shit to Jesus.
Just because you type it in Spanish doesn't mean it's something different.
Holy shit, how stupid are you?

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>nice tits
how nice exactly OP?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10262262
Nice like puddi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10262257
inside-mexico.com/featurereyes.htm

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>>10262258
DFC is pointless if you just have public hair/hips. DFC loli is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

Please stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10262051
Why does sectachan faggots come here to make their stupid blogs.

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>>10262297
I'll stop when you stop, shithead.

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>>10262308
Please don't reply to me. I'm just asking that you stop.

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>>10262323
I'll stop when you stop, shithead.

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>>10262327
Stop right now, please.

[Anonymous No.]

STOP IT

[Anonymous No.]

bump for butthurt

[Anonymous No.]

>>10262194
> already

12 is way past the prime for a woman. It's best to start at 6 as a woman might reach her prime anywhere between 6 and 10.

[Anonymous No.]

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT ITS FUCKING CHRISTMAS CAN'T YOU JUST NOT SHITPOST FOR ONE........FUCKING.........DAY!!!!!!! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE /jp/ A LIVING HELL EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY OF YOUR LIFE WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO ACCOMPLISH BY DOING THIS???

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>>10262336
Whatever you say guywhohasnevertouchedawomaninhisentirelife

[Anonymous No.]

>>10262349
Calm down nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>10262349
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>She's cute and small like flandre

[Anonymous No.]

I sucked a man once, which was one of my best sexual experiences ever.. it didn't feel weird at all and I loved everything about it, even the smell and when I took it all the way to my throat and we both felt so good. He did it to me too and he was great at it (he was a gay man.) I have a girlfriend now but I still miss doing it sometimes. She often says she'd like to see me with "someone" or try a 3some but we haven't bumped to anyone. I hope it will happen some day!

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>>10262344
I hugged my mom last week, idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

this thread is so shitty so i'll bump it with /jp/'s fav idol to make it less shitty

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

YOU SHITPPOSTERS ARE WORSE THAN FUCKING THAN DOGSHIT.
YOU RUINED OUR ONLY HOME WERE WE COULD RELAX AND TAKE IT EASY.
YOU DESTORYED OUR USERBASE AND TURNED THEM INTO /B/ FUCKING ASSHOLES.
IM FUCKING NOT GONNA STAND FOR THIS ANYMORE.
THE GOOD OLD DAYS WILL RETURN,THE SUMMER WILL BE /JP/S VICTORY.

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>>10262364
Dem photoshopped eyes. Who's she trying to appeal to with those buggy anime eyes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10262388
/jp/ of course.

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>>10262380
You think you won, we are just getting started motherfucker. I will get /jp/ back with my cold dead hands and rip all your hearts out even if i have to do it all alone. you cant defeat me,i have the good old /jp/ spirit. YOU HAVE NO IDEA JUST HOW POWERFUL THE /JP/ SPIRIT USE TO BE, AND I STILL HAVE IT,BURNING INSIDE ME.

[Anonymous No.]

That's nice OP
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[Anonymous No.]

>>10262380
>>10262402

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>>10262364
stop posting my girlfriend

[Anonymous No.]

I remember last year my cousin already had his daughter, and everyone was drunk as fuck except me (I don't drink), so I took her with the excuse "I don't want you to see your parents now", I ended up taking her to the guest room and kissed her mouth repeatedly.

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>>10262459
How old was she

[Anonymous No.]

revenge for pearl harbor

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>>10262464
I think 5.

[Anonymous No.]

Classic

[Anonymous No.]

Is it illegal to kiss a little girl on the lips?

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>>10262510,2
Only if you really enjoy it. Normies don't want to protect lolis, they just want to make your life hell.

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>>10262510,3
Is there a way I can make it seem to normies that I don't like kissing her, but to also make it apparent to her that I enjoy kissing her?

[Anonymous No.]

Is this the new loli thread?

When do lolis stop losing teeth?

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>>10262510,4
Use sarcasm or overact it. Silly little girls don't get it and think you're sincere, adults do. When it was actually a double trick and you are sincere.

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Note that if the normies can see you're giving her the impression that you like it, they will be upset because that encourages her. That might lead them to see through your trick and guess that you are sincere.

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>>10262510,6
What if the loli is 10? She wouldn't think you are sincere. And you can't even kiss her on the lips anyway. She's old enough to understand that there is something lewd about it. I don't think normies would let you kiss her.

It's funny how you can kiss really young lolis and teenagers but anything in between is "wrong".

[Anonymous No.]

just fapped to some nice oppai loli. thanks OP for getting me in the mood,

[Anonymous No.]

wow this thread was pretty freaking funny

is this what the good old days were like on /jp/?

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>>10262510,10
I don't like this post.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any cheese better than mozzarella?
-it is the O.G. of cheese pizza
-used for string cheese
-delicious raw and cooked
-used for superfun string cheese that kodomokids love

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UY8vTPA5TzY

I love Hikari-chan!

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>>10262510,13
isn't hikari that bitch who pulled some ntr crap on that guy

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>>10262510,14
That kid was a 02 character. He deserved to die.

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>>10262510,14
>elementary schoolers
>ntr
Choose one.

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>>10262510,13
Why is her hair so short in that season?

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>>10262510,12
please answer this

[Anonymous No.]

>>10262510,18
-You can use any white cheese for pizza like asiago
-I've seen colbyjack string cheese
-So is every other cheese
-You already mentioned string cheese

The only thing mozzarella has going for it is that is pretty cheap comparatively speaking.

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>>10262510,8
If 10 year olds think kissing is lewd then why do they act like they want to do things more lewd than kissing?

[Anonymous No.]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_marzu

Derived from Pecorino, casu marzu goes beyond typical fermentation to a stage most would consider decomposition, brought about by the digestive action of the larvae of the cheese fly Piophila casei. These larvae are deliberately introduced to the cheese, promoting an advanced level of fermentation and breaking down of the cheese's fats. The texture of the cheese becomes very soft, with some liquid (called lagrima, from Sardinian language for "tear") seeping out. The larvae themselves appear as translucent white worms, about 8 mm (0.3 in) long.[2] When disturbed, the larvae can launch themselves for distances up to 15 cm (6 in). Some people clear the larvae from the cheese before consuming while others do not.

You aren't a true cheese otaku until you've eaten this.

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Because of European Union food hygiene-health regulations, the cheese was outlawed for a time, and offenders faced heavy fines.[10] However, it remained possible to acquire casu marzu on the black market, where it could sell for double the price of an ordinary block of pecorino cheese.[8]

Attempts have been made to circumvent the EU ban by having casu marzu declared a "traditional" food (it has been made in the same manner for more than 25 years, and it is therefore exempt from ordinary food hygiene regulations). The traditional method of making the cheese is explained by an official paper of the local government.

What the fuck Europe? I never want to eat any 'traditional' European food now. This is fucking gross.

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>>10262510,22
Most traditional food is disgusting anyway like haggis.

[Anonymous No.]

Whats it like shopping at a black market? How do they know you aren't a cop? Where do I find one?

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>>10262510,23
Haggis is funny though.

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>>10262510,22
Dude FUCK the European jewnion

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>>10262510,23
Haggis looks like shit in condoms.

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Observer/Pix/pictures/2009/1/22/1232630146932/Haggis-003.jpg
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>>10262510,27
its tasty and healthy

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>>10262510,21
>>10262510,27
Euros are literally eating shit