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What the hell is wrong with Alice?

>> No.10260738

>>10260728
Three initials: PMS

>> No.10260754

English text isn't canon

>> No.10260777

Tsundere as fuck.

>> No.10260793

>>10260728
dont trust fanon.

>> No.10260806

>>10260728
She is alpha female. Truly a woman worth being loved.

>> No.10260815
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She lives by herself in the middle of the woods practicing magic and having only her dolls for the majority of her company. Perhaps you'd be a little strange too if you kept yourself in your room all day.

>> No.10260811

>>10260754
>>10260793
Ok misunderstood geniuses why don't you translate the Japanese text for us?

>> No.10260842

>>10260815
>>10260815
Being a wizard and a NEET. truly /jp/

>> No.10260854

There is nothing wrong with her.

>> No.10260857

>>10260728
She's a chuunibyo and thus likes to act like she's a comic book supervillain.

>> No.10261230

>>10260815
Hey, just like--

...wait...

>> No.10261263

>>10261230
Marisa?

>> No.10261284

>>10260857
That's Okuu.

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nothing

there is nothing wrong with alice

she is perfect

>> No.10261295

shes lonely

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>>10261230

It was a quiet day in The Forest of Magic, just like every other day. The spring air flowed into the room through the open window, bringing with it a cool and refreshing breeze. A young girl was sitting elegantly at her desk, marveling the wondrous object that lay before her.

"I can't believe I let Nitori talk me into testing this thing out for her. It seems so complicated, I can't figure out what goes where and how to set it up. Oh heck, I can't even figure out how to turn it on!...

Oh well, at least it was nice talking to someone, even if it resulted in something troublesome like this."

The young puppeteer sat perplexed on her chair, tinkering with the modern piece of technology. Alice was anxious and determined to get the device to work, and thus she didn't stop until late into the night. The refreshing breeze turned into a stiff wind and darkness flooded the house's insides. Noticing this, Alice stood up, lit a candle, and closed the large glass windows. When she sat back down, she noticed that the device was nearly set up, and all she had left to do was turn it on.


"Alright, I believe this button should do it.", she said with anticipation. To her excitement, the machine began to buzz and run, indicating that it was beginning to start up. Less than a couple minutes later, the screen of the strange device lit up with various icons and such. Alice remembered Nitori telling her that this was the "Desktop", whatever that was.

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Eager to test out the device per her promise to Nitori, Alice put her hand on the mouse and started clicking frantically, until she realized that she was just clicking into empty space. She moused over an icon that she found quite interesting: a small blue and orange sphere. Below it was text that read "FireRan Browser".

"I wonder what this one will do if I click on it", pondered Alice. To her utmost enjoyment, as soon as she clicked on it her screen almost immediately changed completely. "Ah, this must be the Web Browser Nitori told me about. She said that this was probably the most popular feature of her invention."


In time, Alice got used to this new device Nitori called a "Computer", and eventually all the commands and whatnot would just come naturally as if she had been doing this forever. In that time, many other people took liking to this invention, including many people from the human village.

One day, Alice came across a website with lots of texts and images. When she asked Nitori about this, she said it was a Message Board, a place where people would post messages accompanied with images about various subjects. She noticed that one subject was very popular, a game called Uohout, created by a man called NUZ. She later learned that this was what they called a curtain fire shooter, and that it was really popular in the human village. Alice decided to try these out for herself, as many people exclaimed how fun they were.

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The first time she decided play, Alice was quite confused. First of all, she couldn't decide which character to chose. There were many, after all. Anon, John, Steve and Ryan were the main ones, with many side characters as well.


In the beginning, Alice wasn't very good, however as the days passed she got better and better and was eventually able to move up in the levels. However, one day Alice discovered that these shooting games weren't the only things about of this game called Ouhout. She also found out at the various doujins and fan-made comics existed, each one with great artwork and funny or dramatic story lines. Alice immersed herself in these stories, laughing at the hilarious jokes involving the stereotypes assigned to the characters, and sobbing at the stories of lost love and heartbreak.

Alice started developing a certain liking towards the character named "Anon", which was short for Anonymous. He was a lonely character who was always made fun of by everyone else. Day in and day out he was satirized and ridiculed, even though he tried his best to make friends with the others. As such, he spent almost all of his life inside his small, resolute home, practicing his Danmaku or reading manga. Although you couldn't see his face, you could tell that Anon was fairly attractive, which was a surprise considering his situation.

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As time passed, Alice soon became infatuated with this heartfelt yet unbefriended character. She would fantasize being together with him, comforting him in his times of melancholy and going out together as an act of their love. She would lament over the though of being with him forever, enjoying themselves together, having kids, growing old as a couple, etcetera. She wanted to give him the love and appreciation that he desperately deserved, most of all because she knew exactly how he felt. It hurt Alice knowing how woebegone he must feel.

However, one day Alice came to an inconsolable realization. She realized that Anonymous was not real, and never would be real. She realized that both he and herself would be lonely forever, separated by 2dimensional and 3dimensional barriers. She realized that they would never be together, never share the beautiful view of the sunset, never hold hands while walking down a park trail, never have a peaceful picnic on the edge of the forest with a beautiful view of the lake.

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"This isn't fair! This just isn't fair! Why can't he be real? Why has fate been so cruel, to present me with such a perfect man, only to be rejected by this barrier of woe, this realization of dismay?"

A single tear flowed down Alice's cheek, grazing her soft yet troubled face and shortly falling to the ground.

Alice cried herself to sleep that night, her hopes and emotions dashed, her future bleak and dim. Aside from the resolute sobbing, it was a quiet day in The Forest of Magic. Just like every other day. As such, it would stay that way forever...

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I'm sorry, I can't get outside the screen.
I am a 2-dimensional girl.
No matter how strong my feelings,
I can't be touched by you!

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>> No.10261398

>>10261317

Everyone knows Ryan is the best Ouhou

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Most generic design.

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>> No.10261515

She had adventures in Makai and it kind of messed with her head. Then she killed a bunch of people.

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>> No.10261548

>>10261457
I hate this kind of fanon rape of Alice's personality. Why can't these idiots realize that there are people who like to be alone? I was having a great christmas alone in my house until a couple of colleages decided to stop by. Then I had to stop the game I was playing and pretend to pay attention on their stupid lives for a couple of hours, until they left to bother other people.

I wasn't secretly wishing that people came to end my solitude. I was having a great time, by myself. I think Alice is pretty much like this, too. Patchouli too, except Patchy has about two people she doesn't mind to have around (Remilia and Sakuya).

>> No.10261554

The artist of the cute poorly drawn sad Alice seems familiar, but I wonder why I haven't seen a lot of these before.

At any rate, keep dumping, image dumper I'll be collecting them.

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>>10261548

alice isn't sad

not sad at all

>>10261554

shameful. sudoku yourself.

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>What the hell is wrong with Alice?

>> No.10261592

>>10261570
I want you to do it for me, oniichan.

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yes that's pikachu

no i don't know wtf

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>> No.10261616

>>10261608
He's looking kinda spurdo there, or something.

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>> No.10263924

Whatever is wrong with her is right with me ;)

>> No.10264512

>>10261515
>She had adventures in Makai and it kind of messed with her head. Then she killed a bunch of people.
ZUN posted on the Gensou BBS saying that the former is unconnected with the windows series and the later never happened.

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