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1025878 No.1025878 [Reply] [Original]

My mother just asked me if I wanted to babysit a 10 year old girl this evening.

I turned her down.

I'm still cool, right?

>> No.1025885

>>1025878
You could have earned easy money to use toward a new figurine. You fail.

>> No.1025886

Good. Wait until she's 18, then babysit her.

>> No.1025880

>>1025878
I'm afraid you're going to have to turn in your badge.

>> No.1025890

>>1025878
I don't know you any more, Anonymous.

>> No.1025892

Cool kids like me go swimming with eleven year old girls because they ask me to.

>> No.1025904
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1025904

>>1025878

>> No.1025899

Taking care of them is a horrid duty. Especially if they're retarded like Floridian girls down here. (I'm 18, been babysitting for around 4 months)

"COOK ME A FAT FREE NO CHOLESTEROL SNACK!"

>> No.1025912

Taking care of them is a horrid duty. Especially if they're retarded like Floridian girls down here. (I'm 18, been babysitting for around 4 months)

"COOK ME A FAT FREE NO CHOLESTEROL SNACK!"
"The chances of that happening is me having sex with you and both of us liking it."
"So are you going to or not?"

>> No.1025917

>>1025878
gtfo you disgrace of humanity

>> No.1025907

>>1025878
You're dead to me

>> No.1025918
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1025918

>> No.1025909

>>1025899
"I've got your low-cholesterol, fat free snack RIGH HERE!"

>> No.1025925

>>1025909
Sorry, wanted to add the afterwords of that exchange I had recently. AHAHA~

>> No.1025936

>>1025925
fix'd.

>> No.1025928

3d pig disgusting, you did the right thing.

>> No.1025931

>>1025912
"I've got your low-cholesterol, fat free snack RIGHT HERE!"

>> No.1025980

It depends, was it your 10 year old sister?

>> No.1025998

3D is pig disgusting.
Kids are fucking brats.
You made the right choice.

>> No.1026119

Depends on the kid.

>> No.1026139
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1026139

will you babysit me?

we can tell ghost stories in our pyjamas!

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