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10251559 No.10251559[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Rinnosuke slaps your favorite Touhou on the ass at a party.

What do you do?

>> No.10251563

What if Rinnosuke is my favorite touhou?

>> No.10251565
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10251565

Fap to it, I've fapped to weirder things =/

>> No.10251572

Tell him that he looks like a fag and rape his butthole

>> No.10251574

>>10251563

What are you? a HOMO?

>> No.10251579

>>10251574
Where do you think we are?

>> No.10251578

Why, am I there? I have to figure out my options, check out what I have with me, watch her reaction, check out where I am, and who else is there.

>> No.10251586

MAIM KILL BURN! MAIM KILL BURN! MAIM KILL BURN!

>> No.10251589
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10251589

>Hatate
>Outside her room
>At a party

Not going to happen.

>> No.10251592

>>10251589
What if it's a party in her room?

>> No.10251593
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10251593

Sucker punch to his babby jaw and teabag him while he's unconscious.

>> No.10251598

>>10251592
and he's rhythmically slapping her ass as he penetrates her up against the wall when you walk in

>> No.10251599

>>10251592
In that case the only one allowed would be Aya and somehow the idea of Aya slapping Hatate makes me hard.
>>10251598
Now that I think about it, this is nice too.

>> No.10251602

High five him

In the face

With fingers closed

>> No.10251608

>>10251602
I think that's a fist, dude.

>> No.10251612

>>10251579

Homos can't be kiss-less virgins because they're always having sex.

>> No.10251616
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10251616

ask him how he did it with such confidence.
then highfive him and laugh about it.

>> No.10251619

I stand by as Mokou and Keine joint-pummel his ass.

>> No.10251678

I'd be honored, since my favorite 2hu is myself.

>> No.10251723
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She would chew him out on her own. Maybe I would subtly join in on the verbal abuse with remarks like "What a pervert!" and "That pathetic halfling really can't suppress his disgusting desires!"

If I beat him she would probably become angry and yell at me for thinking she can't defend herself.
I suppose I could say that I was just angry because someone touched her like that when I'm the only one that's allowed to, which would make her all flustered... or creeped out.
But since my feelings aren't sexual I would just watch, do as I mentioned before and gossip with her later, also making fun of him while laughing like the annoying brats we are and possibly scheming something along the way.

I want to be Tenshi's friend.

>> No.10251750
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>>10251723
You're like my favorite poster on /jp/, pal.

>> No.10251756
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>>10251559
probably nothing. I think she likes him more than me anyway

>> No.10251780
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>>10251559
I pierce him with my Unzan.

>> No.10251804
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10251804

[X] Genuflect

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>> No.10251811
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>> No.10251825

>>10251756
Beta Rinnosuke is entertaining. But I prefer lovey Rinnosuke.

>> No.10251831
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10251831

mannosuke supremacy

>> No.10251843

>>10251814
what kanji is that

>> No.10251870

>>10251843

It's the kanji for slapping your touhou's ass

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>>10251831

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>> No.10251929

>>10251559

remember he is 6'10" 300lbs and half youkai

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