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10250652 No.10250652 [Reply] [Original]

why do you guys want to have sexual relationships with youmu

>> No.10250657 [DELETED] 

That's not where katanas go. I own a katana and they don't go there.

>> No.10250677

She ages slowly, so she is sort of a psuedololi.

>> No.10250673

>>10250657
Yeah there supposed to go in your butt vertically not horizontally.

>> No.10250674

>>10250657
You should try everything at least once.

>> No.10250678

>>10250657
Have you tried putting your katana there?

>> No.10250681

what the fuck is a Half Ghost?

>> No.10250687 [DELETED] 

>>10250681
Like a mudblood in Harry Potter.

She was born that way leave her alone.

>> No.10250692

But I don;t.

>>10250677
So do nearly all youkai.

>> No.10250699
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youmu is a curious girl

>> No.10250702

>>10250692
Yeah, but she's human, so you will get a 1/4th ghost child instead of nothing.

>> No.10250708

>>10250702
>so you will get a 1/4th ghost child instead of nothing.

wat

>> No.10250720

>>10250702
There are half Youkai, dude.

>> No.10250724

>>10250699
Anatomy with Youmu!

>> No.10250877

because she is a dork

>> No.10250931

I don't

btw im a girl

>> No.10250935

>>10250708
Half of a half is a fourth.

>> No.10250933
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>>10250652
I think it would be cool to have 1/4 ghost babies.

>> No.10250936
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I masturbated to this pic pretending she just saw my dick

>> No.10250939

>>10250931
>Not being bisexual
Would not have a conversation with.

>> No.10250941

>>10250931
Will you be my girlfriend?

>> No.10250947

>>10250939
Bisexuals and homosexuals are mentally ill.

>> No.10250952 [DELETED] 
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I don't know why do you guys hate youmu so much.

She is a lovely girl and I wish she was my friend. I bet that you bully her because you're jealous that you're arent a cute girl.

>> No.10250972

>>10250947
I'm not homosexual, I just like les/bi girls.

>> No.10251022
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>>10250652
But that is forbidden love...

>> No.10251033

>>10251022
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOO


NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOO!


I'M NOT GAAAAAAAAAY

YOUMU IS A GIIIIIIRL A GIIIIIIIIIRLS FUCKGODDAMITFASGGOTSUFCKSDJ

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>>10251022
PERFECT

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>>10251033
It's ok, anon, there's no need to be scared

>> No.10251087
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festive youmu

>> No.10251159

>>10251087
cute

>> No.10251175

>>10251159
lol u just called a ddue cute

fag

>> No.10251182
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>>10251175
but he's really cute...

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>>10251022
>>10251182
>>10251064
Why are there so many pictures of Youmu as a dude? Not that I'm complaining.

>> No.10251192

>>10251187
Because they know ur gay.

>> No.10251195

>>10251187
I really like it.... i kind of imagine myself as boy youmu. Please post more boy youmu!

>> No.10251200

>>10251195
I really want to bully you right now.

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>>10251195

>> No.10251217

>>10251200
will you cuddle with me

>> No.10251232

>>10251217
I'll be cute with you

>> No.10251260
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/jp/ pls...

Don't sexualize Youmu

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>>10251207

>> No.10251341
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http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=uToIn-S271-

>> No.10251437

>>10251195
I just finished making Youmu's skirt today!

Well, I still need to make the little ghosts, but that can come later.

>> No.10251483

>>10250652

She is a slut, you know.

>> No.10251511

>>10251483
She's not really different from your mom then.

>> No.10251558

I don't understand her appeal. I mean look at her dorky ass hair.

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>>10251558
>being a faggot
>almost 2013

>> No.10251891

>>10251558
I see no hair on her ass.

>> No.10251912

>>10250699
She's a girl, it's only natural to be interested in dicks.

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How can you like Youmu, she is clearly a slut. She is even accompanied by a giant flying sperm. That's like, a giant "I'm a whore" flag.

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>>10251945
Leave me alone, Parsee!

>> No.10252018

Youmu holding your hand while it caresses her face please.

>> No.10252108

>>10252018
If only the defense force was here

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>> No.10252266

>>10252113
Thank you.

>> No.10252270

>>10250724
Imagine Youmu spreading her vagina to show you what the inside of one looks like

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>>10251207
>>10251296

>> No.10252531

>>10252270
You mean her Penis

>> No.10252552

>>10252270
D-Don-Don't get me thinking about it.I'm not sure what will happen to me if you keep making such tantalizing statements. I have to wait a whole year before I see my girl in Japan. It will bee our first time.

>> No.10252575 [DELETED] 

>>10252270
That sounds pretty cute.

I once had an dream were a girl was oblivious to sex and I played "doctor" with her. It was sexual at first but then it was cute seeing her reactions.

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shes hot

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>> No.10252635

>>10252626
What a fuckign dork. Who does that shit?

>> No.10252689

>>10252635
a qtπ.. cutest girl under da sky

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>>10252709

note that myon is lewd as hell

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>> No.10252729
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Youmu isnt lewd

>> No.10252740
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half-lewd

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diligent

earnest

dork

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>> No.10253124

>>10252740
Can she get pregnant from that?

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>>10253124
Half pregnant at most.

>> No.10253133

Youmu's
Bald
Pussy

>> No.10253134

Bruised Youmu.

>> No.10253142
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best 2hu

>> No.10253143

>>10253132
>>10252740
Why is Youmu such a slut that'll let anything with a dick fuck her ghost half? It's not like she'd have a problem preventing it from happening. I bet she enjoys every second of it. What a dorkwhore.

>> No.10253147 [DELETED] 

>>10253143
>dorkwhore

This is fun to say, especially if you say it with an accent. It sounds French.

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>> No.10253160

>>10253142
that's not how you hold it.

>> No.10253163
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>> No.10253166

How can there be half youkai if youki eat humans... man that shit sounds dumb

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>> No.10253173

lol I can kill all the touhous with my sniper rifle

they are defenseless

>> No.10253185

>>10253163
Youmu's 2 delicious

>> No.10253189
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>>10253173
Your bullets will be grazed with ease by the higher up characters.

Youmu can cut 200 yojana in one slash. Don't mess with her!

>> No.10253203

>>10253189
Sex with Youmu!

>> No.10253204

>>10253192
Youmu is being sexy!

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>> No.10253356

Secondary magnet.

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>>10253356
shut thef fuck up

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>> No.10253421

What do you guys think of this Youmu?

http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=WdkHQ-S861-

>> No.10253424

>>10253408
How did they make a window on the same depth as what she is sittin on?

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>>10253421
cute...

>> No.10253462

>>10253408
What is she doing?

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>>10253421

I'd suck his cock, dude and i'm not even gay.

Really.

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>> No.10253495

this thread is too lewd! please just keep it to cute images thank you!

>> No.10253498

>>10253495
>>>/c/

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>> No.10253513

>>10253498
This a safe for work non-lewd board!

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>>10253495
fuck you

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>>10253514

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>>10253513

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>>10253523
>>10253523

>> No.10253604

>>10253579
>>10253523
Epic samefag /v/ro!

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>>10253604
Call it, the footage... like, you're getting attacked!

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>> No.10253641

Why is Youmu so sexual?

>> No.10253639
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You have crossed the line, /jp/!

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>> No.10253657

>>10253652
D.. do I finally get to have sex with Youmu?

>> No.10253659

>>10253652
I don't want to use a condom with Youmu.

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>> No.10253661

>>10253657
The only thing you'll be having sex with is your hand, nerd.

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>> No.10253672

>>10253659
What if she insists?

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>>10253659
A-are you sure anon?

>> No.10253680

>>10253676
W-well, if she puts it on l-like that...

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>> No.10253727

>>10253676
... let's not make babies, baby.

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>>10251022
>>10251064
>>10251182
>>10251341
>>10253421
Oh my, this has me thinking of my best friend who crossplays Touhou and plans to do Youmu. He also wants his "rival" to go as Yuyuko, who's also my crush. So it's not so much a sexualization of Youmu, as it is my friend as Youmu.
Pic related, what I imagine.

>> No.10253746

https://www.4chan.org/rules#global5
>5. All boards that default to the Yotsuba B or Burichan (blue) theme are to be considered "work safe." Violators may be temporarily banned and their posts removed. Note: Spoilered pornography or other not safe for work content is NOT allowed.

>> No.10253751

>>10253746
Stay mad nerd.

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>> No.10253766

>>10253652
What's the condom for? Both of us are virgins and sex exist solely for the purpose of procreation.

>> No.10253775
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why youmu thread always turn so pornographic


and you guys arent even anwering the question

>> No.10253786

>>10253730
Film it and post it here

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Must eat delicious Youmu.

>> No.10253792

Youmu threads have the highest quality art of all Touhou threads.

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>>10253659
What now?

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>> No.10253927

>>10253746
why is /jp/ work safe when nobody has a job.

>> No.10253940

>>10253751
I got banned for it; it's really annoying.

>> No.10253944

>>10253813
Gonna have a daugheru.

Gonna teach her to danmaku.

Gonna be the greatest dad in Gensokyo.

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>>10253786
Film what? My imagination? I might be crazy, but I'm not stupid!

>> No.10253949

>>10253927
Because then it would be full of nothing but porn.

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>> No.10253960

>>10253949
I was being ironic.

>> No.10253991
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...

>> No.10254031

>>10253960
Are you implying you have a job?

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>> No.10254090

>>10254043
puffy vulva

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>>10254064

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>>10254031

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>> No.10254248

Iäm serious guys stop the lewd images please! Just cute youmu, sheäs too pure for this!

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>>10254248

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>>10254248

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>> No.10254296

umoo, will u b my gf?

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>>10253730
I am working on a Youmu crossplay~

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>> No.10254372

>>10254361
you have a lil fat on you, thatäs cute. i bet you have a really nice butt

>> No.10254378

>>10254361
Lift up the skirt

>> No.10254373

>>10254361
Thats really all you have?

You are hopeless, that could be made in 5 minutes.

>> No.10254375

>>10254364
so clean and soft

>> No.10254377

>>10254361
Are you a girl?

>> No.10254381

>>10254377
He is obviously not.

>> No.10254382

>>10254361
Way to derail the thread, idiot.

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>>10254373
I finished it with a zipper and hemmed the bottom.

It is simple, yes, but not something you can do in 5 minutes. It'd take you 5 minutes just to serge the bottom hem.

>>10254377
It wouldn't be a crossplay if I was, would it?

>>10254378
too lewd

>> No.10254386

>>10254383
Please go out with me? I promise I'll take care of you.

>> No.10254392

>>10254383
Show some thigh then at least. Only way to know if its a good crossplay

>> No.10254393

>>10254383
Are you the cute boy that posted his legs awhile back in the sitting thread?

>> No.10254396

>>10254383
1. Are you a passable trap?
2. Do you like it up the ass?

Please respond.

>> No.10254403

>>10254396
1. No, not at all. I refuse to shave.
2. Sometimes... xD

>> No.10254400

>>10254361
>>10254383
>>>/soc/
>>>/cgl/

>> No.10254405

>>10254393
Umm, I think I may have posted my legs at one point, in socks that aren't quite knee-high, though I don't know if it was in the sitting thread...

>>10254396
l-lewd

>>10254403
You aren't me.

>> No.10254407

>>10254361
>>10254383
looks great just the fact that you can sew is great

>> No.10254419

>>10254405
That isn't me either.

>> No.10254418

>>10254403
Stop impersonating me, stupid troll. I'm not an attention whore like you're trying to be.

>> No.10254422

>>10254361
>>10254383
Anymore pictures? I like your skirt

>> No.10254426

>>10254419
>>10254418
>>10254405
None of you are me! xD

Silly boys~

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>>10254429
ditto

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>>10254393
no but i'm here too.

>> No.10254430

>>10254422
I don't have any more of that skirt at the moment, sorry...

>> No.10254439

Where's the next /jp/ cocksuck meetup?

>> No.10254441

>>10254439
i would suck all of your cocks!

>> No.10254445

>>10254439
When was the last one? Did I miss something?

>> No.10254461

>>10254458
>You are mom house.
Is English your first language?

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>> No.10254458

>>10254445
you're mom's house LOL!!!!!

>> No.10254464

>>10254461
wow your mad LOL!!!!!!!

>> No.10254473

>>10254464
Why wouldn't I be mad that someone is butchering the greatest language on earth?

>> No.10254479

>>10254473
desu LOL!!!!!!

stupid amerishoot!!! >>>/int/ AMERICA GO HOME

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>>10254480

>> No.10254485

Cute guy with the sexy legs, did you break up with your lousy boyfriend yet? Will you give me a chance now?

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A-are my legs cute?

>> No.10254488

>>10254480
ugly toes, wud not fug

>> No.10254490

>>10254485
there are three of us now, you'll have to specify

to the other two, wanna hang out

>> No.10254495

>>10254490
Youmu skirt guy here, sounds fun.

>> No.10254501

>>10254490
If by "hang out" you mean "cum inside each other" then yes.

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>>10254495
cool!

>> No.10254504

>>10254490
You were in the sitting thread. You mentioned having a boyfriend who didn't care that you posted lewd pictures. I can't stop thinking about you.

>> No.10254507

>>10254461
>being this new

>> No.10254508

>>10254503
I'm in love

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>>10254504
me?

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>>10254504
oh, no, that wasn't me

my boyfriend cares if I post lewd pictures (but he doesn't browse /jp/-- only /lit/ and probably /a/)
>>10254508
pic related
>>10254509
oh shit I think we have the same desk

>> No.10254513

Get the fuck off /jp/ camwhores, what in the fuck.

>> No.10254519

>>10254509
Yeah, you. I've jerked off to your pics countless times now!

>> No.10254518

>>10254513
please don't scare them away they're cute...

>> No.10254520

>>10254518
Homos have no place in /jp/.

>> No.10254521

>>10254503
are those shorts or a skirt

>> No.10254524

>tfw no qt /jp/ boyfriend

>> No.10254525

>>10254516
/jp/sies have the cutest legs

>> No.10254530

Please stop with the camwhoring.

>> No.10254531

>>10254392
I might be able to take another picture, if you want me to...

>> No.10254535

>>10254531
Yes of course I do!

>> No.10254536

>>10254533
Youmu is a boy! He showed me his penis!

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>> No.10254533

Youmu is a girl!

>> No.10254534

>>10254516
you really like my legs that much?

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>>10254521
it's a skirt, see >>10254433 for alternate angle
>>10254524
I got my boyfriend into 2hu a little but he doesn't like /jp/.
His favourite is Marisa, mine is between Okuu, Aya and Youmu (hence my place in this thread right now)

Some content to quell the angry masses, though I'm always scared to post because most of my touhou images are from /jp/ and I don't like repeats
>>10254534
m-maybe

>> No.10254552

>>10254530
I'm too poor to make a touhou crossplay, so that counts as both NEET discussion AND touhou discussion.

>> No.10254550

GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOUMU

You've been whoring yourself out to /jp/ for months now and I can't take another day. You said that you loved me. You said that I was your one and true love. Why do you betray me every single fucking day by taking off your clothing and sending lewd photos to these fuckers?

I hate you, Youmu. You've broken my heart and I will never forgive you.

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I have big feet, ugly toes, and I'm 6 feet tall. Is it even worth trying to look cute and have cute legs

>> No.10254560

I want to shave my legs and take pictures but I feel like I'm too tall

>> No.10254570

>>10254560
How tall, anon?

Long legs can be pretty...

>> No.10254572

>>10254534
meant to link to >>10254519

>>10254539
will you upload a video of yourself jerking off to xtube? do you have an xtube already~?

>>10254559
i'm only 5'4 and have a testosterone deficiency, so all I have to do is shave my legs a bit and they look nice and feminine. my butt is nice too I think, i've been told that at least. Its hard to see it, and take pics since all I have is a webcam that doesnt have a timer...

>> No.10254579

You guys make me so jealous, I need to lose some weight so I can have cute legs too

>> No.10254584

>>10254570
6'2 Too tall to be decent at passing ;-;

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>>10254572
hahaha, no and no!
>>10254579
you haven't GOT to lose weight, you know, some people like boys with a bit of meat on their bones :3
>>10254584
oh bullshit, my previous boyfriend was 6'3" and passed in public all the time.
you can do it, anon.

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I just want to get molested by a bunch of jpers

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>> No.10254597

>>10254591
Please do not curse.

>> No.10254605

>>10254539
pretty awesome your boyfriend is not jealous and let you post things like this

he si a good guy , hope you give him the private cosplay show one in a while

dont know about gay people , but that drives most men crazy

>> No.10254611

>>10254593
Don't worry, it's not like anyone on jp ever leaves the house

>> No.10254607

>>10254591
Where do you meet all of your boyfriends?

>> No.10254608

Wow, what a shitty thread

>> No.10254610

>>10254572
5'4? fuck..... I'm jealous

>> No.10254612

>>10254608
It was of average quality until >>10254361.

>> No.10254614

>>10254572
I would really like to see you jerking off. You have stolen my heart so you should take responsibility for it.

>> No.10254615

>>10254608
Well, it's a /jp/ thread.

>> No.10254616

>>10254614
cute boys make every thread better!

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>>10254572
Please don't make me feel even worse.

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You wouldn't take advantage of Youmu.

>> No.10254622

I miss when we used to have regular crossdressing topics

>> No.10254623

>>10254619
i'm sorry how am I making you feel worse? I was just wonder if you really like my legs that much! I blushed when I read that, it was very cute.

>> No.10254631

>>10254623
I was the last person you quoted

You just bragged about your genetics to me.

>> No.10254633

>>10254605
you're not the only one who thinks he's a good guy, I make sure to let him know every morning.
>>10254610
same here, but my pictures got deleted so whatever

y'all niggas should link steam profiles or something
>>10254622
would be up for that if someone made the thread, might even namefag

>> No.10254634

>>10254591
but that doesn't help me get cute legs ;-;

>> No.10254642

>>10254631
oh sorry... dont worry i'm an emotional mess. you wouldn't want to be me at all.
>>10254633
the janitor would surely delete a cding thread.... ;_;

>> No.10254662

>>10254633
Whats your steam profile name? I'm too shy to post mine ;-;

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>>10254642
welp, guess it's time to abandon thread then!

if ever there is a CD thread, I'll pop back up, don't worry

later boys

>> No.10254666

>>10254642
I'll take care of you. Go out with me.

>> No.10254672

Just make a CD thread and see what happens. Doesn't hurt to try.

>> No.10254681

>>10254665
where are you going. make a cd thread please!
>>10254662
i'm not him, i'm the other one but I'll add you. hint, my steam picture is in this thread!

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>>10254662
fine, one more for you.

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>>10254624
I would if I was 2D.

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>>10254682
or maybe I'll dump a few from my /w/ folder to stick around a bit, depending on popular demand

can't complain if there's content, right?

>> No.10254698

>>10254672
They were always popular. I don't know why they suddenly disappeared

>> No.10254703

>>10254666
i'm sorry i cant... we can be friends if you want though
>>10254695
do you have any cute non-lewd youmu wallpapers?

>> No.10254717

>>10254703
plenty, actually

we're on thread number 20 on /w/

>> No.10254719

>>10254703
But I can't be satisfied with just being friends.

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>>10254717
forgot content, whoops

>> No.10254729

>>10254719
so its that or nothing? i just can't do that!
>>10254723
make the thread! it doesn't hurt to try, it will be all 2hu crossplaying anyways, so there's no harm!

>> No.10254742

>>10254729
Why not? You say that, but maybe I could make you really happy.

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>>10254729
but that involves effort

>> No.10254754

>>10254742
because I really love my boyfriend. i want to be with him forever, someday we will live together.

there's no reason we cant be friends though!
>>10254749
you're terrible

i'll make it, what should I make the image though?

>> No.10254761 [DELETED] 

>>10254754
make sure to use the word "NEET" at least once so it doesn't get baleeted right off the bat

use your imagination for the picture

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>>10254761
fuck, forgot content again

>> No.10254773

>>10253945
Needs more snoop.

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Putting Youmu to bed.

>> No.10254791

>>10254785
this is going to be my new avatar on everything
>>10254761
how the fuck do I use the word NEET like that?

>> No.10254817

>>10254804

okay here!

>> No.10254900

>>10254742
are you in the cd thread?

>> No.10255534

bumping possibly the worst janitor-approved thread of the day

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>> No.10255604

anti-sage

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>> No.10255635

>>10255625
Such a big hand you have~

>> No.10256016

Youmu is cute

>> No.10256465

>>10256016
very cute!

>> No.10256486

>>10255615
Well damn, an accurate representation of her swords. That's not somethin' you see too often.

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