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A fic states that Remiryas have female genital organs.
This means you can perfectly fuck one and:
1_ The feds can do nothing. You aren't sexually abusing a child.
2_ It is a Remirya. You can rape it to death, and no one will care.
3_ The Remirya is too stupid to care as well (read: it will not resist)
4_ No risk of pregnancy.
tl;dr Yukkuri thread

>> No.1024990

If we were in Gensoukyou we wouldn't have to worry about the feds anyway.

Enjoy your hand.

>> No.1024994
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>> No.1024996

What if my dick gets infected?

>> No.1024999

>>1024983
>You can rape it to death, and no one will care.

Just make sure that Sakuya is at least 100kms away.

>> No.1025005

I want to protect it.

>> No.1025013
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>> No.1025034

We'll cultivate the field together and live happily ever after.

>> No.1025038

Why would a Remirya protect a garden? Don't they hate vegetables?

>> No.1025044

>>1025038
Wild Remirya, lack of pudding and Sakuya.

>> No.1025050

>1_ The feds can do nothing. You aren't sexually abusing a child.

Bestiality is illegal in most states.

>> No.1025055

>>1024983
I thought that Remirya would be too retarded to look after a garden...

>> No.1025058

I still like the stupid heads.

But I think it's definitely getting way the fuck out of control now. To the point where I've seen way more yukkuri head art the past couple days than Touhou art.

>> No.1025062

>>1025038
Don't ALL yukkuri hate vegetables?

>> No.1025068

>>1025055
Domesticated Remirya are helplessly retarded because Sakuya (Scarlet Devil Mansion being the only place they're accepted) pampers them spoiled. Wild Remirya can develop a wider variety of skills.

>> No.1025066

>>1025062
They don't seem to mind eating leeks

>> No.1025076
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>>1024983 2_ It is a Remirya. You can rape it to death, and no one will care.

>> No.1025083

>>1025068

Where do you people get this shit? Did you just pull it out of your ass?

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>>1024999
100kms? Sounds like 0kms to me.

>> No.1025135

>>1025083
They are horribly spoiled and selfish, though that seems to be by nature. One pregnant Remirya stumbled across a nest of Yukkuruya (Sakuya-types, head-only types) where the mother was asleep. The Remirya killed the babies and substituted them with her own and left. When the mother Yukkuruya woke up, although it noticed the lack of its own babies, it started enthusiastically raising the Koyukkuremi (calling it "serving them").

This even suggests that Remirya are so selfish they refuse to take care of their own children. Another story, where the mother ends-up being forced to abuse her own children in the operation of a restaurant/stall in the end, is ambivalent about Remirya maternal instincts.

>> No.1025163

>>1025135
More disgusting anti-yukkuri propaganda. Well I will stand for it no longer.

>> No.1025198

>>1025135
Is there an archive of the little snippets of fiction anywhere?

>> No.1025211

>>1025198
There should be a rapidshare going around somewhere.
>>>/rs/Yukkuri
If it's not in there, the Yukkuri_no_more download, will someone share the yu.doc file that contains all of Anonymous's summaries?

There's also:
Yukkuri Paradise: http://thewaterducts.sakura.ne.jp/cgi-bin/up/upload.html
Home of Yukkuri: http://tennkoma.blog92.fc2.com/

>> No.1025294

>>1025211
http://www.mediafire.com/?tezgbejxmw9

>> No.1025306

5_Remilia kills any Remiryas she sees.

>> No.1025310

>>1025062
Only the yukkurivorous types, like Remirya and Flandre. We don't know about Yuupii (Yuyuko) and Letty, since they seem to eat everything. The others mainly eat flowers, fruit, vegetables and bugs.

>>1025135
How much they care about their babies seems to vary. There's the first example, and there are other stories where the Remirya is quite upset when its child is fried. In the second example, the Remirya only did that because it was threatened with impalement by Alice's dolls, and it was quiet unhappy about the whole thing, hence the whole "here's a meat bun made from my cute children, please enjoy".

>> No.1025319

>>1025135
Also, don't cuckoos do that as well? I herd they replace the eggs of other birds with their own.

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>>1025310

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>>1025322
KYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! SO MOEEEEEEEEE~!!!!

>> No.1025326

>>1025322
Yep. A moment later, it senses pudding and leaves the kid to fend for itself.

>> No.1025330

>>1025322
That's until it finds some pudding. It will then enter an eating trance, during which the child may or may not meet a horrible end.

>> No.1025336

>>1025322
I really hate their retarded grins.

>> No.1025342

The fuck is this retarded shit about Yukkuris? Who started this fanfic shit?

>> No.1025341

If you put the child in a plate of vegetables, would the mother flush the food down the toilet along with the baby?

>> No.1025346

>>1025341
They're careless enough to start eating it if you give it to them while they're distracted, so yeah.

>>1025342
Welcome to six months ago.

>> No.1025349

>>1025322
god, I want to make them suffer. They're so stupid it's pissing me off.

>> No.1025369

>>1025349
Apparently, a fully grown mother is just as intelligent as its newborn infant. The only difference is that the mother only makes two spelling mistakes per word.

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Any idea what is going on here?

>> No.1025379
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Part 2.

>> No.1025380

>>1025378
JoJo reference.

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>> No.1025386

>>1025378
>>1025379
Isn't that a JoJo reference? The only other thing could be that yukkuris bloat when soaked, but that one seems to be okay.

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>> No.1025473

>>1025349
I don't know about you, but I just wanna cuddle them all day long. They're just so cute!

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