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Write a hilariously bad love letter to you're favourite tuhu.

>> No.10247130

Hi Keine

I will kill Rinnosuke and then love you

I love you

>> No.10247132

>>10247130
Remember to tape a 20 dollar bill to it.

>> No.10247136

>>10247132
Good point

>> No.10247142 [DELETED] 

>>10247130
He isn't real though

>> No.10247151

>>10247142
What is real though

I could just as easily claim you as not real

>> No.10247156

>>10247142
All 2hus are not real, retard. They're fucking cartoons.

>> No.10247157

>>10247156
You can't love something that's not real

>> No.10247161

>>10247157
Don't tell me what I can or can't, you're not my mom.

>> No.10247164

>>10247161
The problem here is that I actually am your mom

>> No.10247166

>>10247164
No, you're not. She died of cirrhosis.

>> No.10247168

>>10247166
Yeah but I am your real mom who had to adopt you away.

>> No.10247185
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10247185

Yuo'r eyes are like esmeralds, red esmeralds, full of joy and beauty.
Your Shimenawa is my dawn and loev raising from your back upper than sun itself
I'm dying to to stick it in your sempitern peachy gurgling anus devoid of flaw
Light of my eyes and warmth of my skin, your olny can be felt.

>> No.10247195

Dear M---,

Let me lick your feet please.

I love you.

...thanks

>> No.10247199

Dear Ichirin:

I cannot believe that you are so unpopular
at least it means I'm that much more special to you

>> No.10247202

>>10247199
fuck you, jerk

>> No.10247228

Dear Sanae,
Everything thinks you're a slut. I'm inclined to think so too. But that's OK, I have some experience buying and selling used goods and am going into med next year so I'm sure I can learn to deal with you.

>> No.10247235

Baka,

You are a baka and damn old. But eye wuv u anyways.

>> No.10247284

Hey, I think you're cute! I hope you're having a good day!

>> No.10247317

roses are red
violets are blue
you're a bitch
fuck you

>> No.10247319
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10247319

Although it isn't the most choice meat, I bet rumia would appreciate van goghs gift.

>> No.10247320

To whomever receives this letter:

suck my cock dude

sincerely, your're mum

>> No.10247324

Thinking on it now, our meeting was a cherry blossom blooming in high school.
And now, it’s spring again just the same.

Before I met you, I felt like I was in a cold winter.
But in the spring, you put a bud in my heart that would bloom into a great flower.
It’s been so long since we were in high school together, but my feelings are just the same as they were that spring.

You’ve helped me when I was bullied, haven’t you?
Back then, I thought, “Why does this girl not have the wings an angel should have?”
I suppose you must have left them in your mother’s stomach…

Even when we met eyes, I didn’t have the courage.
And we could never talk to each other.
But now, I’m different!
I know you may not want to marry me yet, but please, go out with me!

>> No.10247335

>>10247126
China Gal, I can't live without your love I'll guide your heart with my soul I can't shake this premonition that This is the first time we've ever loved before

China Gal, won't take me where you go Tired of more fantasy You can the star I survive by in the night, so let me reply here for what you do to me

Please wait a minute please wait a moment Please don't go away I need to tell you, I need to show you Why I can't let you go

Your mind is painted with anger but your heart is clear to see So, never hide it, oh, never fight it, render all your burdens on me

>> No.10247339
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10247339

>>10247335
I lol'd, good job anonymous.

>> No.10247340

Dear Ran

Please be my mom

Love, anon

>> No.10247355

>>10247324
winter is superior to spring

>> No.10247382

dear youmu

u r
my
BRO-mu

>> No.10247387

>>10247156
cartoons exist
they're real

if they're not real why are there pictures of them?

>> No.10247397

quality g/a/ia thread, keep it up

>> No.10247399

hey

hey youmu

i love you so much babe
let me come over and fuq u kay babe?
luv u
bye,
me.

>> No.10247402

Is there any region in the world left where people still seriously love write letters?

>> No.10247403
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10247403

Dear Mystia

Grill me some food

I'm hungry

>> No.10247415

>>10247402

you're just never had one cause you are are ugly lmao

>> No.10247419

>>10247402
If you consider texting as a form of "letter" it's happening everywhere.

>> No.10247421

>>10247415
Jesus christ dude, that was fucking uncalled for. I swear to god I will knock you the fuck out if I ever see you in real life fucker. Look out bitch.

>> No.10247422

>>10247402

Doesn't Japan do it with their confession notes left in shoeboxes?

>> No.10247423

>>10247422
anime clinche. Never happen IRL

>> No.10247438

Deer rAymu

You things to me and how very much genuine. Dress reminds passionate butterly in my dream of dreams my of.

Drin tea and buildn haous with reimoo you also of dream,
not how things be now.

Plea to deer you, please hold hand me.

Yes

Rabu Anomause

>> No.10247442

Dear Sanae
suck my cock lol!

>> No.10247444

>>10247423
iunno bro. almost everything in anime school happened. People once took off their shoes to wear ugly slippers, they wore big red backpacks, they wore buruma and swimsuits with holes in them, they had sailor outfits and flipped skirts. That confession letter idea had to come from somewhere.

>> No.10247445

Please don't eat me, I taste bad

>> No.10247483
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10247483

Dear Lovely Letty
Even though your body is cold, your powers are that of ice, you make my heart warm up and you're the nicest woman I know. Even though people think you have a big body size, it's the heart size that matters. I don't care what people say about your size and I don't care if they're telling the truth or not. Besides, who doesn't like a lot of meat on the bones?
I feel cold without you...
~~Anon
>Possibly Letty's face when I'm spewing out spaghetti in front of her

>> No.10247487

>>10247324
A-ko>Denko

>> No.10247529

>>10247444
The whole point of the love letter is it being a physical item and can be more easily spotted / intercepted by a third party, making them good plot devices. There're absolutely romantic about sitting down and writing letters even back during the medieval when it was the only way to communicate remotely.

>> No.10247537

>>10247487
Hah! I doubt she could handle the Shining Wizard

>> No.10247549
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10247549

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I choose you
as my favourite tohu

>> No.10247594

>>10247549
Who? The dude? That's gay

>> No.10247604

Dear Reimu,

I have Genji
If you ever want to see your turtle alive again, then please fall in love with me

>> No.10247648

>>10247604
That wasa actually pretty good.

>> No.10247651
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10247651

Dear Eiki

I want to tell you something, probably embarassing.

I've always wanted to put that anal vibrator you carry around in you.

Please don't kill me.

Love, Anon

>> No.10247655

>>10247651
You are not even anon. Good job.

>> No.10247697

>>10247421
u are 1 fukin cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol fukin sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil fukin gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer.

>> No.10247702

Patchouli,
I love youli.

>> No.10247716
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10247716

>>10247702
That was so bad it was sweet.

>> No.10247718

Dear Mokou
I am hot for you.
love, Anon

>> No.10247739

>>10247126
Can I just type nigger on all fields?

>> No.10247748
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10247748

Dear Miyako-san, your hat is really cute; I really like it.

Love, Anon.

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10247754

SUWAKO I WANT TO BE YOUR HAT OR YOU CAN BE MINE

>> No.10247758
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10247758

Dear Ran,

Enclosed is an album for you. Listen to the first track.

Love, Anon

>> No.10247761

Dear Nue

I have a friend who is a girl who looks just like you, and I thought that was funny and so I showered a picture of you, and she said you looked very pretty, and I kinda agree.

Have a good day.


Sincerely Anon

>> No.10247778

Hey Reimu.
[Anthrax]

>> No.10247881

dear Reimu i love how you beat up vampires and ghosts and yokais and other people and bird people

and moon aliens

and my heart beats for you

and i love you till I go to HELL

>> No.10248084

dear suika

I will fuck you when youre pissed

love anon

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10248183

dear Hina

I will fuck you when youre lonely

love anon

>>10247761
how did she judge the picture after you showered it?

>> No.10248214

Dear Nitori

I like you and stuff, please have a gift it's a dick in a box. word.

-2huswaganon420

>> No.10248226

dera remila

i think your cute nd i want ot make sex
plesae be nic to sakuay

by by

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10248229

>>10247126
Hey Cirno, it's Melphina... I'm on a weird one this evening, but here's my point! I love you, dude... but I'm not a fairy! I'd imagine, a sub-space diplomat such as yourself has Cateman-sized issued... but listen! I'm sick with it, and that means I can get it!

Peace, I'm out (Love, Uncle Nunally)

P.S. I'm sick!

>> No.10248284

dear shinki
i think we should get together, we have much in common.

love, god

>> No.10248358
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10248358

Dear Ms. Reiuji,

My power went out a few days ago, and I haven't had any people come to check it or anything, even after I called twice. It's hard enough to write all these love letters in a public library.

With haste,
Anone Y. Mouse

>> No.10248398

dear flandre

i'd love to do your laundry
i'd feed you when you're hungry
i'll wake you up at 2AM to shitpost on /jp/ and evade bans
i'll bring you tea and cakes filled with human hands

love, anon

>> No.10248411

Dear Ms Shameimaru,
Christmas is already there, we have lots of snow around here.
I nearly missed one of my final exam because of it,It took me three hour for an hour trip.That's pretty silly isn't it ?I wish I coul like like you do so I wouldn't have to worry about anything anymore.I went to a breakfast restaurant the other day and it was fabulous.I would like to invite you and have breakfast together for christmas and maybe celebrate it together if you are lonely.

<<Hoping this ever reach you>>

Kuro~

>> No.10248430
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10248430

>>10248398
Ciet;

>> No.10248439

>>10248430
>Ciet:
what the fuck does that shitty ass word mean you stupid fucking tripfag piece of shit you're in america speak english or get the fuck out or i swear to zun!bar i'll find you fuck you with a spiked bat covered in sandpaper

>> No.10248456
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10248456

Dear Parsee,

Anything I write will only provoke you to be jealous of me, so I'm not going to bother trying to compose a love letter to you

We can still have hatesex though right

Please respond,
Anon

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10248463

I would merely send her a painting of a flower. I think she'd like that best.

>> No.10248473

>>10248439
what if he's french? then he's not in america.

>> No.10248478

>>10248473
tu es la faggot

>> No.10248479

>>10248473
Turn your trip back on you faggot and I don't give two shits if you are french, france is a for faggots and is the faggot's language.

>> No.10248483

>>10248479
i was just guessing, no need to get mad. he could also be german, mexican or a huehuehuha.

>> No.10248561
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10248561

Dear aya, my sweet bird brained tengu, i don't understand why you flutter about like a bullet, and aspire to being a bad paparazzi nobody likes anyway, perhaps making porn is more your tempo.
-Your Faggot Lover

>> No.10248674

To whomever is interested,

I love you with all my heart, which 2hu you are doesn't matter to me, you could be a slut like Sanae or pure like Rumia, I lust for any type of social contact. I will always love you. Forever and ever.

Please respond

>> No.10248740
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10248740

chen ill support you in dota 2 so you can free farm cuz i luv u

>> No.10248752
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10248752

D-dear Star...

I think your the prettiest twohew. You have the sexiest everything and when I see you my genetalia shaft swells up and gets really hard. My doctor says its a boner but I checked and there is no bone inside.
I love you, Star.

>> No.10248779

Dear my beloved Sakuya, oh how i long to find a way to get you away from remi's dark grasp, i can no longer contain my love of your pads,
-Sinbag

>> No.10248810

dear alice

you're one of the hugest bitches in gensokyo
...but your hair is pretty
i bet it smells nice

>> No.10248836

Dear Satorin,

I'm not a lolicon, please stop saying that. It hurts almost as much as knowing that you don't actually exist, and that I'm just a lonely neckbeard that fucks pillows with cartoon characters on them.

With great love,
REDACTED

>> No.10248849

yugi pls i love you pls love me back

pls

>> No.10248873
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10248873

>>10248836
>REDACTED

are you an scp

>> No.10248889

>>10248873

His parents named him that. Don't bully him.

>> No.10248888

>>10248752
Does your nutbladder hurt?

>> No.10249021

Dear yuugi, ill fight u after school!

if u knw wat i mean ;) xx

>> No.10249131

deer yuka

rosses are read
violets r bloo
sunfloars are pretty
an so are yu

>> No.10249135
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10249135

Dear Dr. Yagokoro,

I am afraid that I have been inflicted with a most serious of illnesses and need proper treatment immediately. It seems that I have come down with a bad case of loving you, and no pill's gonna cure my ill.
I would like to schedule a doctor's appointment and routine check-up immediately, so please respond as soon as possible. My heart aches and gets worse every day that we are apart. You will need to take a look at it right away as I fear that my ailment shall soon turn chronic!

- Anonymous

>> No.10249234

>>10248836
>knowing that you don't actually exist.
For people that believes in God there isn't a truth more certain than their own religion. Believe she exists, as now she is part of your internal reality.

And anyway, you can't say she doesn't exists when there seems to be an infinite amount of different universes, ha.

>> No.10249482

Dear Yukari.

Roses are Red.
Violets are Blue.
But since you are Purple.
I love you.

Love. Anon.

P.S: Don't mind the others calling you a Old Hag. We all know you are always going to be young.

P.P.S: No I'm not a sinsack.

P.P.P.S: If you don't like me can I atleast be your food? I only ask that you kill me painlessly.

>> No.10249499

>>10249131
This is hopelessly adorable

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