/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

What do you NEETs have planned for this upcoming Apocalypse?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna masturbate.

[Anonymous No.]

Probably do the same thing they always do. Stay on the net, read manga, play video games, watch anime, and try to get a job.

[Anonymous No.]

i'm gonna get as comfy as possible and watch the world burn

[Anonymous No.]

Christmas lunch with my family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10230944
>try to get a job

[Anonymous No.]

The apocalypse falls on my birthday this year

[Anonymous No.]

>>10230959
Happy Birthday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10230953
lel bretty gud reaction imag

[Anonymous No.]

>>10230953
Don't feel like being a NEET forever. If I were rich maybe, but I'm not.So, I might as well be a Freeter.

[Anonymous No.]

Try to not die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10230933
It won't end. If so than I'll just go workout like I always do. I suppose I am spiritualy ready for an end. I should go to confession too though.

[Anonymous No.]

My aunt is having a cooking exchange on the 22nd, and my grandmother is urging me to attend. She also wants me to make cookie dough for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10230959
It's my birthday this month too.
I'll be 27 in 12 days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10230959
Meeting up in Gensokyo sounds like the prefect birthday present.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10231004
>confession
The only confession you need is for your stupidity.

[👑 The King !Bounce/Nl. No.]

I made a bad decision and left my running IEMs lying around the other night. I woke up to find that my cat had chewed through the cable. I managed to fix them today, it was only my second time soldering anything so it didn't turn out pretty but they work again and I'm proud of myself. I'll have to make the most of them before it's over since I put in the effort.

>>10230964
I'm sure it will be a good one!

[Anonymous No.]

I WON'T CONFESS ANYTHING, FUCK THE POLICE.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

Alumni setting up apocalypse wake, BYOB.
Probably going.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>10231034

[Anonymous No.]

>>10231034
Forgot my sage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10231013
>>10230959
What's with all the birthdays on /jp/ this month? I've seen about eight or nine posts on here about people saying its their birthdays already, and it was my own on the 8th.

This needs to be investigated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10231052
Blame the government its all a conspiracy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10231052
JOKES ON YOU MY BIRTHDAY IS IN JANUARY!
SEE YOU IN MAKAI FAGGOTS!

[Anonymous No.]

Idk wank it?

>>10231034
>I only got 750. I'm done with her.
And I quit life

[Anonymous No.]

Continue learning Python and hope the world ends so I can stop assaulting my brain.

I wish Lain would knock on my door and save me.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not feeling so well, some I'm just going stay in and get some rest.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna fuck up the world and my life

[Anonymous No.]

Hoard dragon dildos.

They will become the currency after the apocalypse.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>10231067

Every generation has its vices. Remember boy bands?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm frustrating myself to death trying to figure out how to make money online, and further make enough money for life.

Everything in life is difficult. Everything. At the end of the day, all the obstacles and shit trying to stop you from doing something which sounds like a good idea, makes a 9-5 job sound good.

Nothing EVER works. You want to cook something? It tastes like shit. You want to learn something? You're too stupid/lazy. You want to make money with little to no effort? You just fucking can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10231079
Wrong.
Currency is boolitz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10231099
Currency THIS

*bang*

[Anonymous No.]

Eventually you just give in to being the world's punching back, let your ego slide off*, and spend all your time moving from one distraction to the next.

1.Not in the edgy sense, but in the roll into a ball under a blanket and stay there cozy and free for the next week or so way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10231085
>you want to cook something
Follow the recipe. Enjoy pleasurable, and occasionally amazing food.
>You want to learn something?
Stop visiting /jp/. Dedicate yourself to training. Always try to learn more/do better than the last time.
>you want to make money with little to no effort
Ask a drug dealer for advice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10231105
Oh god, you got me right in the heart!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10231116

None of that works and drug dealing isn't easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10231085
You need something of value to offer to make money. People won't pay for shitposts.

Go move to the coast and drill for oil if you want money. That's where it all is right now.

Just don't fall off the drilling platform.

[Anonymous No.]

I had a dream that everyone in the world died except for me and one girl. It was shocking but also cute and fun. I got to drive a car even though I can't drive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10231128
The people who do that are hard motherfuckers, and the pay is crazy good, so they will force you the fuck out of the way for that good shit.

Further more, you will spend at least two or three years in the swamps of the deep south pulling surface oils off the bog with a bucket before your company considers moving on to the better paying spots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10231122

[Anonymous No.]

I went on /a/ today for the first time in a while to see what they thought about the last Shin Sekai Yori episode. That was a mistake.

[None !desuV9JP12 No.]

If the shit goes down, i will watch the world burn with other 4channers. In case nothing happens i will make threads on /x/ saying that shit is indeed going down just like when the olympics. I expect the shitstorm to be bigger than the olympics and more entertaining

[Anonymous No.]

I hope the apocalypse is cute!

[Anonymous No.]

I am totally ready for the apocalypse. I have no regrets. Shame that it won't happen though.

[Anonymous No.]

if only /jp/ went outside and voted for ron paul this would have never happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>10231310
If only GSC didn't delay and I would now have something to pray to for salvation. Save me meguca! ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

What's the most proactive way to show that I don't give a fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't keep up with doom predictions, which cult is this now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10231342
KONY 2012

[Anonymous No.]

Wisdom teeth removal.

[Anonymous No.]

I will be browsing /jp/ and hoping it all ends.

[Anonymous No.]

Probably beat off and play video games.
Won't jog that day, some rednecks in my neighborhood are hosting a block party that day and I don't feel like talking to people.

[Lime !gU/Bi/axCU No.]

Ill just stay in my home like usual since I don't think anything out of the ordinary will happen (At least I hope not because it's before my special day)

[Anonymous No.]

I'll be going to the gym before sunrise that day.

I don't want to get shot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10231407
This pic is always posted but the source is never given and Google doesn't help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10231893
Head Whores

[Anonymous No.]

>>10230959
Bryce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10231893
I think it's a skullgirls zone flash

[Anonymous No.]

Is this the NEET thread? Ever since becoming NEET I've found that enjoying the weather has become a favorite hobby of mine.

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

There is no apocalypse.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to watch it all come down. I have nothing to look forward to in my life and I really do hate everything. Yes I am edgy, thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10231129
>I had a dream that everyone in the world died except for me and one girl.

You subconsciously know that the end of the world and death of everyone else is the only way a girl would ever pay attention to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10232576
I've always kind of figured that if there was to be an apocalypse it would be limited mostly to humans, so I suppose in your case there won't be.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not going to do anything, same as always.

[Anonymous No.]

there will be an end of the world, but none of us will be so privileged to experience it

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_the_far_future

[Anonymous No.]

>>10232586
Are implying he's a pig?

[Anonymous No.]

I just do this. Am i a faggot?
http://ayakashi-ghost-guild.wikia.com/wiki/Marissa

[Anonymous No.]

>>10232617
Yes. Get out of /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10232617
Is there any way to play this without having one of those newfangled compuphone contraptions?

[Anonymous No.]

Shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate the Mayans so fucking much.

So fucking much.

And all of you as well!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10232576
C-can we please sacrifice you to whatever god is up there just in case? Take one for the team ok? We'll take our time with the roasting and marinating.

[Anonymous No.]

All my life I've been waiting for this day to come.

And then nothing will happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10232674

The Mayans will always love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10232714
<s>There are no Mayans anymore.</s>

[Anonymous No.]

>>10232719

[Anonymous No.]

Well this is just perfect.

Ten months ago my drinking was out of control and I decided to go into AA. It worked and I don't drink anymore, but I came to hate all the people in those rooms and telling my life story to dozens of strangers over and over for months. I stopped going last month.

I thought I had cut all ties to AA but it turns out I have some unfinished business. Just now I opened my side table drawer and I find money that I had collected a couple of months ago. I sealed and dated it for the group steward and must've stowed it away shortly before I left the program.

What the fuck do I do now? I don't want to have to meet the steward and hand over the money after I bailed. I'm thinking on sneaking into the lecture hall we kept the literature tub in (I still have a working university ID) and slipping the funds into the tub early in the morning of the meeting.

I could keep the $5, but I'd feel like such a shithead stealing from a group that gave me the power to control one of the urges of my body. But I still don't want to have to talk to anyone...

Perhaps this is life's way of teaching me my lesson about trying to interact with people like a normal person?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to stay in the basement instead of my room for the entire day. I don't think the world is going to end but what if some lunatic goes on a rampage with a supply of guns and ammo that will last him/her all day? I don't want to be hit by a stray bullet so I'll wait for the day to pass below ground level where it is relatively safer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10232741
If you've really quit drinking I doubt you'd be this apprehensive. It's not like they'll punish you for not going for a couple months.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to cram my anime figurines into my vagina and orgasm the moment zero hour hits

[Anonymous No.]

>>10232835
You don't have a fucking vagina you degenerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10231052
Lots of /jp/sies were drunken "mistake" babies thanks to drunken March fucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10232846

People still honestly believe that girls don't visit /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10232846
They're not cheap but anyone can have a vagina provided they can find a doctor scummy enough to do anything for money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10232850
Will you be my gf?

Please respond

[Anonymous No.]

>>10232853
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>10232850
/cgl/ invaders are fujoshi and fujoshi are a corrupt breed of hags. Theyre hardly women at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10230933
Be piss drunk and enjoy the show.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is there so much alcoholism on /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10232854
Please

[Anonymous No.]

>>10232854
Can I be your gf? I honestly just want someone to cuddle and hold hands with. I hope that's not too lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10232818
And who says they won't judge me?

I've stopped answering their voice mail messages and e-mails. I don't want to have to talk to people or interact with people in general. I want everyone to forget that I even existed. AA is the worst because they kept saying over and over try the program.

I don't care if I have problems. Let me deal with the screws I have loose myself. Let me retreat into my fantasy world, at least I feel better there than I do in the group discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10232874
People at AA meetings aren't so quick to judge others, just go in and do your business, worst case scenario someone asks if you quit and you can just tell them you have come to terms with your problem on your own or have found a better way to deal with it.

[None !RA92Fv7lhg No.]

I hope I can find a boyfriend before the apocalypse... But who would want to date some hikki NEET girl...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10232875
I think I'll take the punk ass bitch way out. The less contact I have with the more cult-y members I have the better

Thank you NEET thread for letting me ``take inventory", I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>10232874
They've all been fucked up and probably in worse situations, so I doubt they'll judge you. It's kind of against the AA policy anyway.

Just return the money and stop going, you fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10232881
It's really not that if you actually try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10232881
not me dude gross shave your mustache ffs

[Anonymous No.]

>>10232881
r u a qt

[Anonymous No.]

I don't have time for an apocalupse I have work to do.

[Anonymous No.]

This is how I spent my day.

I await the apocalypse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10232881
I will

Please respond

[Anonymous No.]

>>10232881
Step off, slut.

This is my territory.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna to beat touhou 10 on lunatic difficulty

[Anonymous No.]

>>10232881
Please don't reply to this ugly mustache fakeneet hippo I am a qter hikki TRUneet 3.14 girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10232881
It's time you acted like a man with man parts, Joe.

[None !RA92Fv7lhg No.]

>>10232894
Really? Well, how do I start meeting guys then? I just want a nice guy that's not scared of intimacy...

>>10232895
I try to shave every day... But I don't go out much...

>>10232896
Some people said I was cute in high school but I don't really know...

>>10232903
Sorry if I sound superficial but do you have a picture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10232902
I never noticed how much the silhouette of a penis + scrotum resembles the hand-sign for the expletive "fuck you". Not until just right now, I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10232910
Yes, do you? Where do you live?

Please respond

[None !RA92Fv7lhg No.]

>>10232912
I live in New York, near Brooklyn... Um... Is it okay if you post your pic first? I mean, you are the man after all...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10232914
I'm shy, you first

[Anonymous No.]

[None !RA92Fv7lhg No.]

>>10232918
Wow... You call yourself a man? You probably have a small dick. You wouldn't have a chance with me.

Maybe you can go out with Accel Anon, she's an ugly, fat whore.

[Anonymous No.]

Why does nothing exciting ever happen? I bet nothing will even happen on dec 21. Typical earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10232923
Please stop impersonating people to bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10232923
No bully citizen pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10232925
>Why does nothing exciting ever happen?
Sometimes I wish something bad will happen just because of this, too. I'm always bored. Nothing excites or motivates me anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

Decide which touhou on this list should be my waifu.
Komeiji Koishi
Inaba Tewi
Kazami Yuka
Saigyouji Yuyuko
Reisen Udongein Inaba
Nagae Iku
Hinanawi Tenshi
Kurodani Yamame
Yagokoro Eirin
Alice Margatroid

[Anonymous No.]

>>10232939
your dad LMFAO DESTROYED

[Anonymous No.]

>>10232923
You're lucky I'm busy right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10232939
>Yagokoro Eirin

[None !RA92Fv7lhg No.]

>>10232948
sizzle

[Anonymous No.]

>>10231052
The stereotype for the typical /jp/sie is the horoscope sign of this time.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna tell you exactly what I'm going to do.
I'm going to go out. I'm gonna shave, take a shower and hit on a girl in a bar, with the mentallity of "I don't care for rejection, the world will end anyways".

If the world ends, I spent it well. If it doesn't, I took a giant step forward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10232986
YOLO

[Anonymous No.]

>>10232988
x--DD

[Anonymous No.]

>>10232986
lol u tk him 2 da bar?

[Anonymous No.]

I was going to download alice parade, but then i decided to download rozen maiden because I never watched it and it might be okay.

Also maybe i'll stay up slightly later than usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10232986

sounds like a plan, good luck

[Anonymous No.]

>>10232993
Sounds like fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>10232986
I hope you're the first one to die if the world ends.

[Anonymous No.]

Why aren't you guys playing The World Ends With You for the end of the world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10233030
Is that what you're planning on doing Trevor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10233032
Don't fucking talk to me, nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

I was planning on playing Komm Susser Todd, but I'm not even sure when the world is apparently supposed to end. Is it going to be at the turn of the day, or just at some random time on the 21st.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10233025
no bully

[Anonymous No.]

>>10233032
Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm playing the iOS game ZiGGURAT constantly for the next few days.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been playing a lot of Red Orchestra 2 lately, its kind of fun playing WW2 shooters again. I remember completely burning out on them back in high school, but I am having fun again. I'm coming up on a year of being NEET now, which probably isn't as much as other people but still quite a bit of time, so I've been finding it harder and harder to find things to do.

[Anonymous No.]

Load all my guns. Put on my plate carrier, load all the mags and mag pouches.

Then I'm going to sit in my basement and watch a lineup of "end of the world" movies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10233062
oh shit this isn't /k/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10233046
Good fucking idea. Supposedly apocalypse is going to happen at 11:11 UTC. so you would have to start playing it a ~minute before for nice synchronization.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10233093
Thanks, looks like its during my hours as well, was worried it was going to be while I was asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm still waiting for a magical girl from the future to task me with saving the world.

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing.

Just like every other day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10233062
Hell yeah, you duel wielding that shit too?

[Anonymous No.]

What are gonna be your last words?

I'm between "I'm gonna carry that weight, right" or "My story in Gensokyo is just beggining".

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235345
"I regret nothing"

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235345
I'll do it tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235345

I don't really feel like saying anything.

Maybe I'll crawl out on to the roof of my house and finally take a shit off the side just to see what it feels like. I've always wanted to do that.

Maybe Friday will be the day.

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing is going to happen but always had enough supplies to last at least a month. Maybe just sit armed in the basement watching doomsday flicks with Homu in the spirit of things? Happy armageddon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10231893
Zone skullgirls flash

[Anonymous No.]

Vidya, lots of it, mostly Stalker.
Maybe quit my job.

[Anonymous No.]

An old friend of mine invited me to a party Friday, which freaked me because I hate parties. I expect its gonna be more of a gathering than a party, but I still don't wanna go. But he's my only friend and I don't want to seem like a dick
A better story is that a few years ago, we made a bet. If something, anything significant happens, I get ten bucks. If nothing happens, he gets 500

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235345
YOLO

[gigs !A7GLsxo4c. No.]

I am going to a bar event and getting drunk. It's going to be fun laughing at everyone who actually takes this seriously unironically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10237033
#YOLO

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.terriblefate.com/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10237062
And then you get shot/stabbed

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236953
I'm with ya. My last minutes will be spent in the Zone.

[Anonymous No.]

I just drank a 6 pack and ate a bag of chips

[Anonymous No.]

>>10231072
>python
Why not LISP? Actually, go ahead and learn python. It's fun. If you want to, we can send each other programs we've written, to critique and help each other.

[Anonymous No.]

Complete my steel rake set and +10 a lvl 46 coin armsfusion'd with grogget's orb.

During instance cooldowns, play dota2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10237283
Oh shit, maybe I should on /jp/ every time before I kill a boss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10237116
Great premise until you realise there's no point having two amateurs lecture each other on a topic they are far from mastering, and that reading over hello world and book example programs is tedious, futile and mundane.

[gigs !A7GLsxo4c. No.]

>>10237068
Not really, I have my girlfriend to protect me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10237321
People are quick to adapt. When she sees that you're going to be killed, she'll escape to ensure her own survival, and find another mate

Who would risk their own life, really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10237332
``Collective defense benefits everyone, individual defense benefits no one''
-- Takashi Shimura, 1954

[Anonymous No.]

>>10237341
We are talking about a single person being assaulted, the other is not involved whatsoever. By defending the victim, they will become involved, endangering themselves.

Obscure nipponjin quotes from the 50s won't be enough to convince me that you know what you're talking about anymore than I do, NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

I was invited to a wedding by a gay friend of mine scheduled for the 21st. He's getting married to the girl I was in love with for the longest time (before I realized I'm not cut out for physical intimacy). She is currently going out with a guy who used to be one of my best friends (before he went girl-crazy trying to bed a lesbian friend of ours). They are only getting married for the benefits, which would allow them both to go to school.

I don't know if I should go or not. Seeing the girl fills me with nothing but negative emotions, but I don't want to be that faggot who can't get over his past failures. I can't wait until I'm deeper into this whole NEET thing and people forget I exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10237423
>but I don't want to be that faggot who can't get over his past failures.
>I can't wait until I'm deeper into this whole NEET thing and people forget I exist.
How consistent wwwww

[Anonymous No.]

>>10237562
Well, I am a faggot who can't get over his past failures. I just don't want them to know that.

[Anonymous No.]

>You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
>You and the stranger both like hikikomori.
>Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Anonymous No.]

Do I need to have a cute hat before entering Gensokyo or is it provided?

Where can I find cute hats?

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10238056
please respond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10238794
TF2

[JW10 !jAYZ.yswag No.]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/9757895/Jobless-to-be-remotely-monitored-by-Government.html

WORRY

[Anonymous No.]

>>10237321
Women aren't programmed to risk the same way men are. That is why we are superior the succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239854
>.co.uk

[👑 The King !Bounce/Nl. No.]

I had nice boxing session today and just finished a warm shower and shave. Now that I'm cleaned up and ready for the world to end it's time to take it easy and enjoy some relaxing music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCHTX_pgw6A

[Anonymous No.]

There was no "Mayan prophecy" dammit.

They NEVER said that the world would end tomorrow.

Does our calender end on December 31st?

No, it turns over to January 1st. That's basically what they Mayan calender is doing. Their largest cycle of time is over and their calender is starting at the beginning.

Fucking hell you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>10241849
You're acting like everyone doesn't already know this and isn't treating it ironically

[Anonymous No.]

>>10241865

[Anonymous No.]

>>10241874
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffl4HDp-_S4

[Anonymous No.]

>>10241873
>You're acting like everyone doesn't already know this

But they don't. Wait until tomorrow when sperglords everywhere are going on about how "the Mayans were wrong."

[Anonymous No.]

It's not the end. Only the beginning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236954
I hope he forgot for you.

[Anonymous No.]

If the apocalypse does happen it has pretty good timing. Lately I've felt like I'm losing my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

Reading about cute boys and girls doing cute things.

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing sadly.

[Acesk8r13 No.]

>>10230933
>What do you NEETs have planned for this upcoming Apocalypse?

I'm gonnna ask out this girl i like, get rejected, then get revenge in the form of the apocalypse.
>Nuthin much

[Anonymous No.]

I am going to go out by letting out all the bottled up feelings.
I will take all of H-Mangas and Dakimakuras and shove them in the face of my HS teachers,people who bullied me in HS and my siblings.
The only one who understands me is my Mom <s> and my waifu.
I wish I could make my Mum proud before I die.
<s> Thank God the world is not actually ending today.</s></s>