/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

GJ U GUYS LETS KEEP UP DA GUD WORK 4 OTAKU CULTURE IN WE TRSUT IM PROUD 2 B APART OF U ALL <3
OIIIIII, YOU YES YOU! THE GAYLORD! (★^O^★) (★^O^★) (★^O^★) (★^O^★)
LETS (★^O^★) (★^O^★) (★^O^★) (★^O^★) (★^O^★)
(★^O^★) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~talk about what happened to /jp/! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(★^O^★)
＼（＠；◇；＠）／ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Yes, that /jp/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~＼（＠；◇；＠）／

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There once was a story of a poster who was a respected member of his anonymous community. He was diligent at keeping the peace with his fellow ｡゜(｀Д´)゜｡
Anons. Suddenly, one day he couldn't handle the influx of off topic posting. (´；ω；`) This off topic drove anon mad! He then decided to use his quick wit
and irony he made defamatory remarks and wud tell ppl 2 suk dik rofl thn he shitposted so hard nerds flt it in their colons xDdd he ended da
day makin an
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EPIC NEW MEMES
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[Anonymous No.]

cute picture

[Anonymous No.]

Omg (″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Im Anonymous and I absolutely luuuv ಠ_ృ Fourchan ( ﾟ 3ﾟ)~♪ and my fav is the anime and yuri boards!!!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot waifu illya!! ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━━━ OMFGZ SHE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN moe IN PERSON!!! Supa moe desu!!!!!!!! ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━━━ｯ!

When I walked onto Tokyo street looked up and saw&ILLYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━━━ｯ!!!!

KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA MOE ILLYA-CHAN!!!!! I yelled then she turned tsuntsun then deredere!!

she looked at me (｡◕‿‿◕｡) and then he saw how hot I am ( ≖‿≖) she grabbed my hand and let me knead her delicious flat chest (´・ω・)つ|・・|then pulled me behind a coffee shop （￣へ￣） and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HER TOUNGE TASTED LIKE SNOW!!! RLY!! (″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ （￣へ￣） (″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━━━ｯ then I saw some baka fat bastard watching us and I could tell he was undressing her with his eyes!!!!!!! （￣へ￣）; OMG I COULDNT BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ] so I yelled UH UH BAKA NEKO THATS MY GIRL WHY DONT YOU GO HOOK UP WITH TAIGA CAUSE ILLYA-CHAN LOVES ME!!! ಠ_ృ then illya held me close (｡◕‿‿◕｡) and said she would only ever love me!!!!!!!! an guess wat!!!!!! she let me knead her again!!!!!!! ** (´・ω・)つ|・・| then we went to her apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became holy grails!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━━━ｯ

[Anonymous No.]

Absolutely epic

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[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!


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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER

[Anonymous No.]

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N SDM KILLIN DA MOTHA FUCKA THAT KILLED U!

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WE TRUE TOUHOUS
WE COUNTERBOMB TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER

send this ➈ to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a ➈ your A TRUE TOUHOU

[Anonymous No.]

Bracing for an epic thread

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[Anonymous No.]

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE

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IT CAN'T BE HELPED!

[Anonymous No.]

NOW I'M A FAIR NEET, BUT THERE AIN'T NO NORMIE QUICKER THAN THE HAIR-TRIGGER
SO IF YOU DARE A NEET THEN IT WILL BE LIKE YOUR MAN TRYING TO HOLD YOUR BRAIN TO YOUR HEAD
BUT YOU'LL BE SHITTIN ON YOURSELF CAUSE YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW IN A TABLE RELATED ACCIDENT,
I WOULDNT GO TO YOUR FUNERAL BECAUSE ID BE SITTING ON A TABLE
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WE TRUE TABLECATS
WE SIT TOGETHER
WE SIT TOGETHER ON A TABLE

[Anonymous No.]

Dear Neglectful Slacking Janitor:

If you aren't willing to spend at least 20 hours a day cleaning up /jp/, please step down and let someone else do it. I will gladly take over for you and turn /jp/ into a good board again.

[bawson No.]

story of my life.
I tried so hard but it wasn't enough, Im sorry /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10225861,1
It's kind of a nice thread in fact. The shitposting is /jp/ related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10225861,1
Wannabe janitor #537 - No Fun allowed edition: I'll make /jp/ good again because I'm a true NEET who understands what the board is about. I've been here for 5 years.

[Anonymous No.]

rip Wth-kun.
you were the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>10225861,1
Why don't you get a job, loser?

[Anonymous No.]

The best jenitors deleet tha most threds

[Anonymous No.]

>>10225900,3
he was indeed

[Anonymous No.]

>>10225900,1
>shitposting
>/jp/ related

You are part of the problem.

>>10225900,2
If this is what constitutes "fun" for you, then I'm afraid you are a shitposter.

>>10225900,4
Because I'm not a subhuman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10225900,7
Oh look at this special snowflake! Feeling entitled now are we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10225900,7
>You are part of the problem.

He meant it was /jp/-related shitposting. There is also /jp/-related trolling, /jp/-related racism, /jp/-related NSFW, /jp/-related flaming, and so on. These aren't good things, but they're nice once in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10225900,7
Doesn't that huge stick up your ass get in the way of your day to day life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10225900,10
He uses the word "subhuman" seriously. I think it's same to assume so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10225900,11
*Safe