/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

The strenuousness of Japanese school life has caused this Japanese schoolgirl to fall unconscious in the snowy December wastes of Nippon.

Will you assist her, nurse her back to health and teach her the joys of a more carefree and spontaneous existence, or will you let the snow cover over her body and conceal her until the snows begin to melt in spring and her preserved body is revealed to the world?

Choose, /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

[x]Poke with stick

[Anonymous No.]

I'd take her shoes off and jerk off to her feet.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll bury her in snow and she can be the ice girl of Hokkaido

[Anonymous No.]

I feel pretty bad about myself because I could seriously consider walking away.

[Anonymous No.]

Can I be a girl if I help her?
I mean, that's what I'd do anyway, but it'd be cool if I were cute too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10223298
assist her

[Anonymous No.]

[x] Take home, close in the basement and rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>10223308
You monster.

[Anonymous No.]

[x] Jump in the lake

[Anonymous No.]

>>10223308
You shouldn't. You're honest, that's nice in itself.

[Anonymous No.]

I would take her home and feed her a bowl of eggs when she wakes up.

[Anonymous No.]

I would ask if she's okay and call the ambulance if necessary.

Yeah, I'm that kind of faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine the feeling when your dick slides past her cold outer skin into her warm vagina

[Anonymous No.]

>>10223334
avg nice guy MC

[Anonymous No.]

>>10223349

Necrophilia is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10223349

If she was 2D maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

I would make sure she's really passed out, then I would feel her up just to get it out of my system, then I would call for emergency services.

[Anonymous No.]

She's probably the type of girl who would not appreciate waking up to the face of a smelly oily otaku virgin who looks like a beast but is a totally nice guy. When she freaks out, kicks my balls, knocks over the porridge I made for her and dashes out with her cellphone while calling for the cops I'll remember that I'm not beautiful enough to help anybody as I walk down the green mile for murdering a girl's expectations.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to lay down beside her and curl into the fetal position.

[Anonymous No.]

Call her a dork, and go back to tending my shop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10223377
You may be on to something.
Perhaps it would be best to just join her and lay down next to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10223387
Then you can be together in the afterlife.

People will think you were lovers who made a suicide pact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10223298
>teach her the joys of a more carefree and spontaneous existence

M-manic pixie dream otaku~?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10223387
>>10223390

This is nice. I like this.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't help grannies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10223377
>>10223387
I'm going to go with these guy's answer, sure you'll be cold for awhile but then you just get to drift off.

[Anonymous No.]

No, I'd cradle her in my arms, begin to cry dramatically until I draw a crowd all while shouting "助けてくれ！ ！ ！ ！ " and repeating her name over and over.

[Anonymous No.]

/a/ tier thread

fuck that gook whore

[Anonymous No.]

I call her a dirty slut to impress /jp/, then me and /jp/-kun walk away hand in hand. GOOD END

[Anonymous No.]

>>10223454
Epic, Simply Epic.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd take care of her and hope she loves me

[Anonymous No.]

>>10223463
>epic

[Anonymous No.]

>>10223509
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10223527
u

[Anonymous No.]

I would free her from her captivity in such an evil nation and take her with me back to the U.S.A.

She can feel the freedom on her face and breathe in all that open space while we ride ATVs and shoot guns on my 55 acres of beautiful Montana land.

No Japanese girl can resist the charm of a wild American cowboy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10223554
yeeeehawwwwwww

[Anonymous No.]

>>10223554
That perfect hime cut...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10223554
A modern romantic, truly beautiful

[Anonymous No.]

>>10223581
lel

[Anonymous No.]

[X] Touch fluffy tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>10223554

Then one day you go on a hunting expedition into the mountains of Montana and you are attacked by the grizzly bear that you fought in your youth.

The bear defeats you and you never return home. Every day your Japanese wife will walk to the top of the mountains and play the lonesome song from Legends of the Fall on her shamisen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_0PJRnJwDo

[Anonymous No.]

>>10223554
Why would you torture her by taking her away from freedom and putting her into "freedom"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10223601

The fate of every Japanese person.

This is no life worth living. Living lives of depression inside of the concrete prisons that we call cities. Freedom is living in a big open space where there aren't any humans for miles and miles and you can bask in the beauty of nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10223387
>>10223390

[Anonymous No.]

>>10223610
I'll trade you NJ for Montana.

[Anonymous No.]

I choose to report this thread for it does not belong in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10223298
nope, I wouldn't teach her that

but I would appreciate if she helped me with my japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>10223620
You may want to review the global rules before posting, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10223298

>and teach her the joys of a more carefree and spontaneous existence

I wonder how most Japanese people would react if they tried psychedelics.

Would they lash out against the stressful and soulless lifestyle that was forced upon them and start a rebellion similar to a Japanese version of the hippie movement?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10223624
call the modes i dont give a fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>10223330
why eggs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10223610
Nature is shit m8

[Anonymous No.]

>>10223663
Nature is beautiful. You suck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10223610
>Freedom
>Basking in nature
>With predators waiting to feast on your flesh at every turn

[Anonymous No.]

>>10223663
When I was a kid I used to look at apartment buildings with disbelief and wonder why anyone would want to live in one. I still remember how cities felt profoundly wrong and depressing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10223624
I have read them. I also dont give a fuck about that rule. Im holding onto ancient /jp/ traditions unlike you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10223756
Which means you are deliberately breaking the rules by reporting this thread. Enjoy your ban.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10223738

>With predators waiting to feast on your flesh at every turn

Predators are just free meat.

Man is the greatest predator on this planet. We can blow a grizzly bear's brains out before he even sees us and if a bear walks onto your property then you can casually pull out your shotgun and take him down before he gets anywhere near you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10223756
Keep fighting the good fight comrade

[Anonymous No.]

Come back a day later, warm her up in the oven for a couple of minutes, perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

It looks like shes doing an upside-down snow angel
I'd make one with her

[Anonymous No.]

the second one because the way you described it was funny and I laughed

[Anonymous No.]

>>10223298
>The strenuousness of Japanese school life has caused this Japanese schoolgirl to fall unconscious in the snowy December wastes of Nippon.

What I would like to imagine doing is kidnapping her, but I'm not really sure how I could get a body out of the country.

What I would really do is say, "Hey!" and maybe poke her a few times to see if she was conscious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10223912
What I'd want to do is put my wiener in her
what I'd probably do is stare at her for 5 minutes and walk away

[Anonymous No.]

>>10223303
I support this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10223992
Support this!
*whips out back*

[Anonymous No.]

>>10223372
I doubt she'll call the cops. She'll most likely just call her friends and they'll beat you up and take your money and cell phone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10223377

I still havent died

[Anonymous No.]

>>10223377
Do this, but write "suicide spot" with my urine.
Thus, i'll start a habit, like that forest where people go to hang themselves, i'd have this snow covered street, maybe the police will do urine tests and realize that it was me who wrote it, so it will be named "anon's suicide snow".
It'll be so poetic and romantic,

[Anonymous No.]

>>10225320
Anonymous End Place.

[Anonymous No.]

>see girl
>check temperature
>Princess carry home
>warm bath to return her temperature to normal
>make her tea and soup/porridge
>let her stay until she's competant or feels like leaving
>implying im worried she'll steal my shit. People call me paranoid, but i keep everything under lock and key, save furniture and useless bobbles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10225535
Then she dies and you're arrested for murder

[Anonymous No.]

>>10225535
fugging epic story bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>10225546
True enough, the judiciary is garbage until you reach the SC. But, you all risk criminal negligence if you see the girl and ignore her.
Of course, I'm a mach manly man, so things of this nature are no problem.
>look at my pic related body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10225567
> But, you all risk criminal negligence if you see the girl and ignore her.
Since when is ignoring someone in danger a crime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10223788
>Man is the greatest predator on this planet.
It's hubris such as yours that really gets humanity into deep shit. Funny how big strong smart man can still get his ass kicked by a tiny fucking sack of RNA floating around. Not doing awesome on the antibiotic resistant bacteria side either. Special thanks to dumbshits who use antibiotics on colds or who don't bother to finish the regimen. Please wave your penis after you find a way to keep viruses, bacteria and just about every other micro-organism at bay. Rather than bears, they're the ones that like to kill us alot and we're still at their mercy. We're far off from controlling nature and her threats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10223298
[X] JUMP IN THE LAKE

[Anonymous No.]

I want to say I'll help her, but I've been in a situation like this before and I did nothing. In 11th grade, I was being cooledgyguy pose during a lunch, while the cool kids gathered around my awesomeness. Most people were in line to get their food and it was just a few us there at the time but anyways, a girl passed out because she hadn't eaten anything all day and had low blood sugar, everyone freaked out and I kept eating my corn dog calmly since I didn't know what to do. Like 20 seconds later someone ran up and picked her up and took her to the nurse.
School lunches used to have the best corn dogs, but later on they started to make them greasier and greasier. I couldn't even eat them anymore since I'd have to squeeze the oil out of them if I wanted to eat a dry food and not a soup in a corn shell.

[Anonymous No.]

I wouldn't kidnap her if that's what your asking

She's too old

[Anonymous No.]

If I help her will she fall in love with me? Is that how romance works?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10223554

This picture is reminding me of something but I don't know what it is. Does anybody know what I'm trying to think of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10225581
Are you serious.
I hope it's just because you're ignorant of your country's laws that you think so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10228575
Greasy fried food is a sign of poor temperature control of the oil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10228629
It depends on what country you live in.

[Anonymous No.]

Great post-/q/ thread

/jp/ related because it mentions Japan in the OP