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/jp/ whats the best thing you've ordered online?

>> No.10212796 [DELETED] 

A pizza from just-eat.co.uk. I can't remember which place it was from but it was delicious and I've been trying different places ever since to try and find the same pizza.

>> No.10212810

dakimakura

>> No.10212822

dragon dildo

>> No.10212863

my waifu

>> No.10212864

Pizza.

>> No.10212871

Rubber horse mask. It was before reddit took such a liking to them, I swear.

>> No.10212935

rooibos vanilla tea

I only feel a slight tinge of regret for everything else I've bought.

>> No.10212963
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My mail-order bride.

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>>10212786

>> No.10212995
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one of these things, but in red.

>> No.10213007

>>10212995
Where can I order one of these? I wanna get one for my nephew.

>> No.10213010

>>10212995

is that a bag?

>> No.10213012

>>10213010
It's a purse you wear on your back.

>> No.10213014

My computer. It was in parts but in one order, so I'm not sure if it counts.

>> No.10213021

>>10212995
go to bed jane

>> No.10213044

lsd

>> No.10213137

bump

>> No.10213157
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2 of these

>> No.10213227

Computer parts, green tea, everclear when I was a teenager, JVC blackcrystal 32" (Never had a HDTV in my life before this, only CRT's, this thing blows me away, especially being able to play emulated games from my comptuter while sitting on the couch with a controller via HDMI)

I really want to order a onahole and figures, but I don't have anywhere to put them, there's no point in figs if you're hiding them, and someone would eventually find the onahole.

I fucked a glass with a rag and lubed up latex glove inside a few times, felt good man. Made me almost buy a real one.

>> No.10213235

Either my Japanese Xbox 360 or Mushihimesama Futari. It's hard to pick.

>> No.10213299

A pair of women's knee-high black leather boots.

I'm too embarrassed to put them on, though.

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Thinking about ordering these, they're incredibly slutty and sexy and obviously i won't be able to wear them in public but i still want them.

>> No.10213319

>>10213306
here

>>10213299
oh shit nigger you too?

>> No.10213327

>>10213319
Hahaha, that's amusing. Yeah, mine aren't quite as slutty as that, but they're pretty ridiculous. I don't think I have a picture from where I bought them though.

>> No.10213331

>>10213299
>>10213306
Leather boots are trashy, not sexy. Well I guess they are sexy if you are into Jenna Jameson or some shit.

>> No.10213333

>>10213306
They would still look like shit on your manlegs.

>> No.10213349

>>10213333
Is that a challenge? I can shave and put them on right now, don't think I won't.

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That feel when ordered heels for hundrets of moneys and they were too small.

>> No.10213383

>>10213349
Even if you shaved them they would still look like manlegs. Stop lying to yourself.

>> No.10213385

>>10213371
Women's sizes are two sizes larger than men's, you gatdam baka.

>>10213383
You haven't seen my legs.

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I would never wear stockings when I rarely leave my house but they make me feel cute.

>> No.10213418

>>10213385
I don't want to see them either. No matter how feminine you think your legs are, nature has decided that they won't look like a woman's legs. Of course you can keep deluding yourself if you choose to, but it doesn't change the fact you have manlegs.

>> No.10213421

>>10213385
Less talk, more posting your shaved legs in those slutty shoes, please.

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>>10213416
I used to wear my sister's black simple looking headband which fit me quite well and made me look more girly. I felt really cute.

Now I'm bald.

>> No.10213443

>>10213416
>>10213429
I can understand appreciating things that are cute, but you want to feel cute yourselves? Sure is herbivores in here.

>> No.10213462

>>10213443
Feeling cute is a good feeling.

>> No.10213467

>>10213443
I just like dressing up in a way that some weeb might think is cute and fantasizing about being molested. I'm girl by the way.

>> No.10213491

>>10213443
Why would there be anything wrong with feeling cute? I have plans of buying this when I next come across money. Have you never worn a skirt before? It's really quite nice.http://www.hellocosplay.com/the-neon-genesis-evangelion-cosplay-rei-ayanami-uniform-p-1614.html

>> No.10213496

>>10213467
I'd molest you.

>> No.10213510

>>10213496
no you wouldn't. I've never had sex and I'm not pretty.

>> No.10213519

>>10213462
I guess it is, but doesn't having a dick between your legs, broad shoulders and a totally different build get in your way of pretending to be a cute 2D girl? Surely you can feel good for a while, but fact remains that you aren't a girl.

>>10213491
I just think it's ridiculous to think men are capable of rivaling female cuteness. Then again, I guess it does if you swing that way.

>> No.10213547

>>10213519
I don't do things like this to rival female cuteness, it's to embrace it if anything else. I can't have an actual cute girl, so this is a suitable substitute.

>> No.10213548

Glad i walked into this thread, about to dress up in a cute outfit right now!

>> No.10213558

>>10213547
How is pretending to have it embracing it?

>> No.10213570

>>10213510
That just makes me want to molest you even harder.

>> No.10213580

>>10213570
You'd change your mind when you noticed I was dry as a desert downstairs and crying because I was so stressed out. Some things need to stay as fantasies.

>> No.10213593

>>10213044
From silk road or something right? I need some hash oil for my gpen and i'm sick of making it so i want to see if i can try buying it online somewhere

>> No.10213591
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I wish I were cute. Everything is handed to you when you're cute and every mistake is forgiven.

>> No.10213599

>>10213580
Of course you'd be dry downstairs, you have a dick.

>> No.10213597

>>10213591
Sorry to tell you d00d but theres a huge difference between 2D and 3D Cute.

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>> No.10213617

>>10213599
Pretty sure dicks get wet too, cumlord.

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I enjoyed this series a lot. I only wish it were longer though.

>> No.10213634

>>10213617
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_my_penis_get_wet_when_i_meet_my_girlfriend

>> No.10213629

>>10213558
Hmm. That is a good question. I think it shares a I want to be like them, so do the things they do. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

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>>10213429
>Now I'm bald.
My sympathies.

>> No.10213658

>>10213617
Is that an insult? Because if it is then it's stupidest one I've seen in a while. Also I've never heard of dicks getting wet.

>> No.10213668

>>10213658
Of course. You've never experienced it firsthand.

>> No.10213665

>>10213629
Enjoy your delusion, herbivore.

>> No.10213673

>>10213665
>herbivore
Since when and how is "herbivore" an insult? Is this some strange rhyming slang?

>> No.10213674

>>10213658
Ever heard of precum? Did you fail 5th grade biology or did you grow up in the bible belt?

>> No.10213679

>>10213673
It refers to the new trend in Japan of so called "herbivore men". These are guys who'd rather be with their waifu or watch anime than deal with real women.

>> No.10213677

>>10213668
>>10213674
You guys are fucked up.

>> No.10213685

>>10213673
I think it comes from the image of aggressive men eating raw meat after personally killing the animal.

>> No.10213696

>>10213677
You must be circumcised.

Sucks to be you bub.

>> No.10213701

>>10213677
You should have learned about precum in sex ed when they taught you why pulling out doesn't work.

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>>10213333
>>10213383
>>10213418
>implying this is me
>i'mplying you're not a retard since i specifically said in my post that i haven't even ordered them yet so it should be obvious you're talking to a shitposter
>implying my legs aren't slim and shapely
>implying you're not rustled, jealous or a flaming homosexual (i bet it's all of them nerd)

>> No.10213712

>>10213709
what can I say. its simply epic.

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>>10213333
>>10213383
>>10213418
>implying this is me
>implying you're not retarded since i specifically said i haven't even ordered them yet so it should be obvious you're talking to a shitposter
>implying my legs aren't slim and shapely
>implying you're not rustled, jealous or a flamboyant homosexual (lel i bet it's all of them nerd)
also wtf janitor why did you delete my post

>> No.10213795

>>10213764
Because you keep not posting your shaved naked legs and spred-out boypussy.
Now don't be a faggot and deliver.

>> No.10213814

>>10213795
How stupid can you be? i just said i'm not that person, i haven't even shaved my legs today since it doesn't matter because my face needs to heal from yesterdays razorburn on my face, so trapping's gonna take a couple of days probably.

>> No.10213823

>>10213764
Calm down man, I was replying to them because I do actually have my boots.

>> No.10213825

>>10213548
Can you post pics when the spergs and wannabe trolls are done?

>> No.10213879

>>10213825
While everyone was arguing i left and played with myself in it.

Also i don't really take pictures of myself while dressed up like that. It's the feeling that really turns me on. Sorry anon, i'll gladly discuss anything related to the subject though.

>> No.10213927

>>10213879
this is hookerbootsanon btw,
what sort of outfit do you have?
I've been thinking about getting a pink bikini and cute shorts together with white thigh-highs and those boots, i got the idea of a hentai artist that draws sissy slutty traps sometimes, dmitrys.
Also, not cool deleting my post again meido, go suck a bag of dicks

>> No.10213975

>>10213927
I have quite a few but this is what i was just wearing: http://www.webkiss.jp/catalog_cgi/otoboku_white/index.html

If that's what you want to wear then go for it, that just seems like a hard outfit to pull off. Do what you want to do. I love thigh highs and most boots are okay.

>> No.10214024

>>10213975
Ooh, cute, how much effort do you put into looking feminine?
It may be a bit hard to pull off bodywise but when i lose a few pounds again (i was slim but gained a bit of weight due to depression, now eating better again and losing weight) I get somewhat of a slim waist and you can see a bit of abdominal muscles poking through, which works surprisingly well. Also I use contacts and a blonde longish wig that goes well with my face and look nice. I also use a lot of makeup and i'm fairly skilled in contouring, I look pretty fine in my face if i do say so myself, which helps. Maybe my shoulders are a bit broad but I could work around that and get something else like a pretty dress or a cute shirt or something.

>> No.10214079

>>10214024
I mostly make sure to keep a nice figure and mostly only shave in the winter because i can hide it when i have to dress normally. I have a wig but dont use it much because i don't really know how to apply makeup which i really want to learn so i can be happy with how i look rather than how i feel.

>> No.10214094

/jp/ - Drag Queen Culture

>> No.10214095

>>10214094
Only that /jp/ would suck as entertainers.

>> No.10214096

probably the olympic barbell and power cage

>> No.10214671

>>10213007
http://www.hideowakamatsu.com/collections/backpacks

It was just one of those ones at the bottom.

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This.

>> No.10214686

This

http://dakemakura.com/682_shousai.html

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Why do you fags want to dress sluttier than real women? At least put on normal pants and shirts like they do if you aren't going to wear cute fancy dresses.

>> No.10219135

A HDMI cable.

Why are they so expensive in physical stores?

>> No.10219143

The components for my new computer.

>> No.10219149

>>10219135
Because companies know people are too stupid and lazy to look on the internet.

>> No.10219166 [DELETED] 

>>10219135
It's exactly the kind of product where you think, "I won't bother with ordering it online, I want it now. I'll head down the local store and buy it there."

>> No.10220846

>>10214708
>>10214708
I do wear and like to wear fancy dresses and cute "normal" clothes, just because i'm kind of into SM and want to order slutty boots that look nice with a dress doesn't mean it's the only kind of thing I like.

You're kind of making yourself look like a fool by exaggeratomg the one thing you know.

Just take it easy~

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