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10202615 No.10202615 [Reply] [Original]

What you got Reimu for her birthday?

She is 18 today you know

>> No.10202619 [DELETED] 

the dick

>> No.10202634

My dick, the perfect present for an 18th birthday.

>> No.10202641
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10202641

Please cite your source for her birth year and date.

>> No.10202652

>>10202615
I got her a gift certificate for TJ Maxx so she could buy some actual clothes

>> No.10202653

I got her an appointment with a doctor to have those freakishly large eyes examined

>> No.10202656

I got her some dried cum on her hair tubes while she was asleep

>> No.10202657

I got her creator dragged kicking and screaming to an Alcoholics Anpmymous meeting, wasn't that enough?

>> No.10202664

MY VIRGINITY!

>> No.10202665
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IA_aHsER6c

>> No.10202670

I dumped her into Sugar Rush so she could see what an actual video game world looked like

>> No.10202673

I got her a video of Nomico singing without the benefit of autotune.

>> No.10202676
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>> No.10202677

I got her a frame of reference for what an 18 year old looks like

>> No.10202683

>>10202676
There's something resembling a joke in this but being a 4koma it was fucked to pieces, wasn't it

>> No.10202685

>>10202665 aeka

> light colored hair
> slow but powerful

Aeka's cirno, isn't she
ISN'T SHE

>> No.10202688

>>10202683
It's a coming-of-age story. It might help if you knew the language, dude.

>> No.10202691

>>10202688
i click the funny chicken-foot scratchings but they don't turn into real words

>> No.10202692

>>10202615
More like 28.

>> No.10202693

She's a mononoke, isn't she?

Or like one of those green glowy things from mushishi

>> No.10202696 [DELETED] 

>>10202619
wwtd?

>> No.10202698

>>10202676
wait, these gumdrop things have surnames?

>> No.10202701 [DELETED] 

>>10202619
>>10202696
wwtd?

>> No.10202702

>>10202683
No, bkub is just shit, don't worry too much about it.

>> No.10202703

>>10202693
If Reimu was a mushi a lot of things would make a lot more sense.

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10202720

>mushi

>> No.10202835

>>10202720
If Wriggle is a mushi, does that make her the best Touhou?

>> No.10202846

>>10202835
Don't even joke like that, man.

>> No.10202854

Happy birthday

>> No.10202880

>>10202615
I would have brought to her the gift of a thousand bodies impaled on spikes but I don't think she would like someone else ending lives that she could have ended.

>> No.10202969
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>18
More like 28, right?

>> No.10202974

A pack of condoms because I don't want her to get diseases.

She's at that age where she can't help but whore herself out to everyone she sees, but at least she won't get any lethal diseases if she uses protection.

>> No.10203047

>>10202974

Just one?

>> No.10203087
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I'm 18 today too Reimu

>> No.10203144

>>10203087
Nobody gives a shit about you.

>> No.10203174

>>10203144
shut up nerd

>> No.10203180

>>10203087
get out kid

>> No.10203190

>>10203180
I'm the right age to be on 4chan now dude

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>>10203190

Just so you know, moot was about 15 years old when he created 4chan.
Not everyone has a problem with the underage, but please don't act like you're underage.
I'm 23 and was underage not too long ago.

Also, happy birthday!

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>>10203087
I did not forget you
>>10202452

Us 1994 miko will rule the world

>> No.10203281

Way too old. Someone put this used up shrine maiden in a home.

>> No.10203330

>>10203259
18 years old was 5 years ago.

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>>10203259
Thanks

>> No.10203397
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she seems happy

>> No.10203447

>>10202652
>TJ Maxx

Next it's be a voucher for Wc Donalds.

>> No.10203487

>She is 18

Dropped.

>> No.10203497

It always scares me to know that people younger than me exist.

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>>10203497
tell me more

>> No.10203590

>>10203497
Whatever grandpa get out the cools kids are taking over.

>> No.10203592

>>10203330
Feels like ages ago....

>> No.10203600

>>10203548
Stop posting that image.

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10203776

another JP-related birthday girl

>> No.10204841

Reimu

>> No.10204848

>>10202615
No she isn't.

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