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I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;

Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!

Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.

We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.

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10201179

I'm otaku culturing all over your shitty thread and you can't do nothing about it.

>> No.10201182

Yeah, Konata is pretty cute.

>> No.10201193
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10201193

I wish I was a blue haired little girl

>> No.10201200

>>10201179
But Family Guy is North American.

>> No.10201214

I wonder if Konata had a sex drive yet. I think they're like 14-15 in Lucky Star, aren't they?

I don't know why they don't show more anime characters masturbating. They have to be doing it. Also pooping and pissing.

>> No.10201218

>>10201214
Girls get a sex drive at like 8.

>> No.10201224

>>10201214
It was heavily implied that Konata enjoyed eroge (explictly sharing with her dad).

>> No.10201227

Would you still want to have sex with Konata after watching her squeeze out a turd?

>> No.10201229
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>>10201200
Shut the fuck up, nerd.

>> No.10201232

>>10201214
Because animes are already shitty enough like this.

>> No.10201236

I hate Konata so fucking much.

So fucking much.

And all of you as well!

>> No.10201238

Post the 'Tsukasa and deer headbanging' one.

>> No.10201245

>>10201229
Go to bed, Trevor.

>> No.10201253

>>10201172
I'm pretty sure Konata stated that she would never date an otaku.

>> No.10201256

Why aren't all girls lesbians? Men are gross and hairy.

>> No.10201257

>>10201253
She'd fuck Kagamin.

>> No.10201262

I'd fuck Konata if she weren't so arrogant and annoying.

>> No.10201272

>>10201262

You would fuck Konata.

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