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10200126 No.10200126[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

I'm curious /jp/; do any of you actually crossdress, or are on hormones or something?

>> No.10200147
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10200147

Yes.

>> No.10200151

fug off, gaylord

>> No.10200158

I like crossdressing, only in private though. I like feeling cute.

>> No.10200168

I don't have any pretty dresses but I think I would like to.

>> No.10200191

listen queer, are you implying anyone on the /jp/ hood is a fucking homo?
better check yourself before you wreck yourself

>> No.10200195

I wanna date a /jp/er who is on hormones to become a girl. I think I could make him happy and feel like a real girl.

>> No.10200215

>>10200126
are you fucking gay are something
you some sort of faglord

>> No.10200221

>>10200151
>>10200191
>>10200215

Nothing homo about crossdressing, unless there's another male involved.

I sure hope no-one is planning such lewd activities here in /jp/.

>> No.10200222

>>10200191
>>10200215
Get out of /jp/ please.

>> No.10200224

>>10200221
no gaylord wearing girls clothes is GAY it makes you LOVE DICKS
you're not some dick philanthropist are you
ARE YOU!?

>> No.10200240
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10200240

I show no love, to homo thugs
Empty out, reload and throw more slugs
How you gonna explain fuckin a man?
Even if we squashed the beef, I ain't touchin ya hand
I don't fuck with chumps, for those that been to jail
That's the cat with the Kool-Aid on his lips and pumps
I don't fuck with niggaz that think they broads

>> No.10200237
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>>10200221
keep telling lies, faggot.

>> No.10200238

>>10200151
>>10200191
>>10200215
sounds like someone is scared of the crossdressers

>> No.10200248
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10200248

Why is anyone heterosexual? You have more in common with boys, dicks are better to please, and its nice cuddling with someone that has a similar body

>> No.10200252

#slaythegay

>> No.10200268

>>10200240
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

>> No.10200280

>>10200238
get out homo

>> No.10200281

>>10200268
My name is Dr. Evil
I'm trying to find a reason
Why, should this next man lie with a guy who's name is Steven
I love pum pum, fat, I cum cum
Black, brown, square or round
I will never, like Trevor
I'd prefer wifeing a heifer
I bought this AK
to spray on all gays
Including Outrage
who's fighting all our DJ's
Gunshots for all you faggots
I really hate you Maggots
All I really need is
more pum pum for this penis

>> No.10200284

>>10200268

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

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10200288

>>10200268
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadies are just im-a-tating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up? Please stand up? Please stand up?

>> No.10200290

>>10200281
>>10200284
>>10200288
We shall be free
We shall be free
Stand straight, walk proud
'Cause we shall be free
When we're free to love anyone we choose
When this world's big enough for all different views
When we all can worship from our own kind of pew
Then we shall be free
We shall be free

>> No.10200292

>>10200268
Da dada dun dun dun dadada dun dun

Da dada dun dun

Ghost busters!

>> No.10200295

>>10200252
#yolosuckdick
#pozl4neg
#bugchasingculture
#cispriviliage

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>>10200248
Crossdressing thread dude... we are not talking about homosexuality.

>> No.10200304

>>10200248
that's a male?
what

>> No.10200305

>>10200290
>>10200292
Well she sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina,
She's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize,
She'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

>> No.10200307

>>10200298
Crossdressers are gay but the men that fuck them are not.

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10200312

>>10200292

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>> No.10200317

>>10200305
Don't laugh at me
Don't call me names
Don't get your pleasure from my pain
In God's eyes we're all the same
Someday we'll all have perfect wings
Don't laugh at me

>> No.10200320

>>10200307
Just because you have two dads doesn't mean that all crossdressers are gay LOL.

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>>10200317

>> No.10200337

This is a Janitor approved thread.

>> No.10200339

I had secretly fantasized about getting charged up. I'm a bareback bottom , love to get fucked, and having a guy breed my hole. The idea of having a hot guy fuck me and blow his dirty seed in all in my ass had inspired many spank marathons. I'm sure that I have taken a poz load before not knowing the status of whoever was fucking me or really even caring for that matter. I had never knowingly let a guy that was poz fuck me. One night I was cruising all the slut sites looking for other bareback guys to play with when this really hot guy messaged me. He said that he had read in my profile that I liked to go bare and that I was a btm. He told me that he was looking 4 a hole to use 4 the evening. That got my attention I had never been submissive and must admit it had been another fantasy of mine to completely give up control. He asked me if I was into pnp and I told him that I do party sometimes. We chatted 4 a little while with the standard Q&A, u know how big, what position, where to cum. Then I asked poz/neg? He responded with poz. I told him that I was neg. To which he responded "u want to get a charged load n u tonight?" I was shocked and very turned on, I asked him if he fucked neg guys bareback. He told me he did all the time and that he even hosted several conversion party’s. I wasn’t familiar with the term, he explained that a conversion party’s was were a group of poz tops get together and breed a neg guy. The soul reason 4 this was to spread dirty seed, and infect the neg btm. Before I could answer he asked me if I liked to pnp. I told him that I did, but I didn’t have any party supplies. He said that if I wanted I could come over to his place and get ass fucked and get high.

>> No.10200347

>>10200339
Well my first gay experience happened like this:

I was about 50 yards or so up this path when I noticed a man standing off the side of the path apparently staring into the woods. As I got closer I realized his pants were down around his ankles and I could see his ass. Now, I'm straight but I have to say that it was a really nicely shaped ass for a man and I took notice. I figured maybe he was drunk and just peeing in the bushes, so I started to walk quieter so I wouldn't disturb him. But as I got closer I started hearing strange grunts and sucking sounds. I realized there was another man blowing him.

Now, I'm not gay but I slowed my pace down to watch. I slowed and approached the standing man from behind. His friend didn't take any notice as his eyes were tightly closed. I came right up behind the man standing so that I could have reached out and touched him. That's when I brought the cinder block down on his head, hard. He collapsed on top of his faggot friend and I quickly finished them both off. I rolled them into the bushes and finished my walk. That was only my first of many such gay encounters.

>> No.10200348

I want to crossdress, but I can't bring myself to do it yet. I shave my legs, underarms and forearms, though. I'm also growing my hair out.
I have a cute friend who wants to be a boy. She treats my like a nice young lady, but other than that I'm not as cool you thugs...

>> No.10200355

>>10200347
#slaythegay

>> No.10200357

>>10200355
epic

>> No.10200358

>>10200355
epic

>> No.10200359

>>10200357
epic

>> No.10200363

the second method is more work, but more fun. i chat up negs on-line who want to bareback with other negs, i say, 'i tested neg 1 month ago. i think because i only top, i've always tested neg'. if they want, i tell them i'll pull out before shooting. i never do. there's loads of guys into being fucked by a guy in bike leathers and crash helmet, so i do them like that the first time, then i get more intimate, smiling, and kissing passionately. i make sure i fuck them at least 5 times, then i stay in touch with them to see how they get on. i've done about 20 guys using this method over the years, and i've only failed once. when they tell me they've tested poz i say, 'o god! how did that happen? do you think i should get tested too?' thank god for chat rooms. they can't see how much i'm smiling.

the third method is the most dangerous and the hottest. i had a biker mate, and for a while we'd go round together using the above 2 methods. one nite we couldn't find anyone so we rode up to hamstead heath, London's cruising area. we wandered about till we saw a cute young asian guy. he was a bit drunk, i think it was his first time on the heath. we smiled, said hello, and led him to a quite part of the heath. i started kissing him while my mate pulled down his pants. then my mate pinned him to the ground, and using just spit for lube, raped his ass. i held him down and pushed his face into the mud to stop him screaming. when my mate finished it was my turn. after we'd finished we both pissed on him and told him we both had hiv. we left him there, sobbing, soaked in piss, with our poz loads in his OMGOMGOMGOMG. i still get a hard on thinking about it.

>> No.10200365

>>10200358
>>10200359
epic

>> No.10200375

The reason I'd never want to meet a /jp/sir in real life is because you guys are far too homo.
I can't be a boy or a girl around you without fear of getting raped. I've never been more afraid of having an anus in my life! That's why I hate boys! That's why I hate being a boy!

>> No.10200379

I hate fags. I fucking hate them with a passion. When comes the revolution, the fags will be one of the first in line for the firing squad.
Now this would be nothing unusual to say in /jp/, since most of you feel the same way. The only reason I'm being so frank about it is that I am a fag myself. Now this is not the usual "self-hating gay" rant that everybody and their mother has heard. It's not that my hatred comes out of sheer internalized homophobia. It's just that every fucking fag I encounter is shallow, frivolous, and so grating in their vapidness that you just want to crush their skulls in a fucking vice. Their pretend mannerisms, so-well rehearsed and practiced, and that god-awful, shrill, effeminate tone of voice that they always adopt - all of them make me wish that I could enjoy the fabled bliss of pussy.
Tell me that there's at least one person that doesn't buy into this commercialized "queer eye" bullshit - there is none, at least from my experiences. It's always that same vapid little twat walking about with their just as shallow faghag bitch friends. This is why I've learned to stop having any desperate dreams of a relationship - and besides, they're all too busy fucking each other without condoms to actually have a serious relationship anyway.
I know you're thinking this is all BAWWWWW over a lack of a boyfriend, but think about it. It's really the same things most of you think about women (even though you still love tits and vagoo) and all because the lot of you are sexless, virgin /b/tards. You hate women precisely because there's no hope of you loving any, and you hate fags because they can make so many friends with women while you can't. It's all the same shit, just in a different world.

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10200380

Dicks are the ones that fuck, bitches are the ones that GET fucked.

>> No.10200386

>>10200375
You could sew up your anus and then you could meet a /jp/er with no fear.

>> No.10200387

>>10200379
f*u homophobe!

>> No.10200391

>>10200387
>>10200380
Thats right shut your faggot mouth and disappear piece of shit. I'm from Jane and Finch where anybody can get wigged same day service. You dont know what its like when its real. Your faggot mouth wants to have your dick hard at somebody who wont return your homosexual gestures. So you cross over to comitting felony acts. My concern is the law and the hood. You dont know how it is having to deal with dual codes of behavior. You run around and try to maintain an erection your entire day and attempt to get plugged with dicks better than yourself, also known as hetero

>> No.10200396

>>10200386
But I poop from there!

>> No.10200394

>>10200380
The needle prevents the need for fucking at all. We're rapidly outgrowing the need for sex thanks to in vitro fertilization.

>> No.10200395

>>10200348
So you love the sensation of getting pumped in the ass? Or do you do the pumping. Not sure how gays work, but I just can't find another guy attractive. Maybe fags have different brain patterns, or perhaps it's demons that make you this way.

Anyway, enjoy your leaky anus and shit dick you buttlicker.

>> No.10200401

>>10200395
> leaky anus
That's not the way the anus muscles work, Anonymous.

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10200398

Never really tried it. I've always wanted to wear panties though.

>> No.10200406

>>10200395
Just close your eyes and pretend you're a woman. That's how I do it.

>> No.10200402

>>10200395
Where did I ever give you the impression that I was homosexual?

>> No.10200404

>>10200401
You've apparently never done heroin. Assholes can, in fact, leak.

>> No.10200409

>>10200402
When you mentioned that you were a deviant queer who dresses like a woman. It's only a small step from dressing like a bitch to getting fucked like one.

>> No.10200408

>>10200404
I'm aware they can, but being fucked doesn't mean they'll leak. They're a muscle and can be exercised as such.

>> No.10200418

Damn whu does this thread remind me of basgay generals

>> No.10200420

>>10200404
>heroin
DIE.

And get out. Smack is always a bad decision. Maybe better than that russian Krocomire shit that turns you into a zombie, but man oh man that ain't saying much.

Anyway it's called diarrhoea and affects millions of non-junkies, any amount of excess fluid or irritation of the colon could do it.

>> No.10200421

>>10200409
Just because I'm a deviant doesn't mean I want some fag's penis in my asshole, asshole. Boys are disgusting; I wouldn't associate with those filthy Y-chromosome masturbators if I had the choice. They're atrocious. Sorry, /jp/.

>> No.10200427

>>10200420
diarrhoea doesnt make your ass leak

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10200442

I just finished masturbating over this

Thought you'd like to know /jp/

>> No.10200446

>>10200442
Disgusting male filth. I'm sorry for hating you do much, but I truly loathe people like you.

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10200447

>>10200126

Aikawa is a lewd boy.

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10200448

yes!!!

VERY YES!!!!

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