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10197670 No.10197670 [Reply] [Original]

Hey guys

Wanna hear a joke

ok so

Why did the first Touhou game have such good controls?

<s>Because it was Highly Responsive to Players</s>

>> No.10197679

Please do not misuse spoilers.

>> No.10197677

what the fug

>> No.10197685

Why didn't ZUN put black gaijin in game?
Because they nigger, hahahahaha.

sage

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>> No.10197684

Hey how about another one

Ok yeah so

Why did Hina want to get into political journalism?

<s>Because she can put a Positive Spin on anything!</s>

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>>10197686
Why are you so mean

>> No.10197695

>>10197686
epic comic, /a/non!

>>10197690
Epic reaction face too! A big one!

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>>10197690

>> No.10197696

Did spoilers become crossouts for anyone else? is it just appchan? can I change it back?

>> No.10197700

Yuuko killed Nichojou.

Her existence ensured Nichijou would just be a shitfest.

>> No.10197706

Ok, how about this one

Why did Sanae want to convert train conductors?

<s>Because Faith is for the Train-sient People</s>

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>>10197700
Now that's just not true.

Yukko is olve

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Hey guys, wanna hear a joke?

<s>OP isn't from /a/</s>

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>>10197715
Of course not, that place is too lewd!

And you forgot you sage. Just thought you should know, for next time you want to hurt my feelings.

>> No.10197721

Wouldn't the answer to a joke be a spoiler?
After all, knowing the answer before hearing the joke kind of spoils it.

>> No.10197723

<s>Spike dies.</s>

>> No.10197726

>>10197679
stop being so protective of the secrets bar you homo

>> No.10197725

>>10197719

>sage
>hurt my feelings

Typical /a/-friend

>> No.10197728

>>10197696
Me too. I'm not using Appchan.

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Another one, since you guys liked my other jokes!

What happened to the Kappa who lost her job at the factory?

<s>She became a NEETori</s>

>> No.10197730

>>10197729
I like these friend <s>:3</s>

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>>10197730

>> No.10197737

>>10197723
The guy from Ape Escape?

>> No.10197741

>>10197729

OK, I giggled.

>> No.10197742

>>10197736
I like you, but what do you think about goblal rule 13

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>>10197742
I think you'd have a hard time trying to enforce that rule here. Maids are too busy dealing with the lewdness and vile hate threads to bother with productive threads like this!

>> No.10197751

>>10197747
that rule isnt necessary, we should quit it or at least try something

>> No.10197756

>>10197729
>10197730
that was agood one

>> No.10197760

Hey, I got one

Why is Reimu such a bitch?

<s>You would be too if you were honor bound to be boringly True Neutral and could only make friends by beating people into submission</s>

hahaha

>> No.10197779

Nichijou would have been 1000% better if Yuuko had died in the end.

Cancer, suicide, getting run over by a bus, suicide. At least it would've been a satisfying ending.

>> No.10197782

>>10197779
Why are you so cruel?

>> No.10197784

What do you call magical nerd 2hus?

<s>Mystic Squares </s>

>> No.10197785

I like your style, both because I like avatarfags and because I love Yukko. We should erp sometimes.

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>>10197779
Please be nice to Yuuko, she tries so hard to be a good girl.

>> No.10197796

Hey anon i just get laid with satori and i can read your mind so i know what is your favourite band!
<s>MEIDO BAN</s>

>> No.10197802

>>10197796
I don't get it. Explain it please?

>> No.10197803

Nichojou would've been so much better if it was written by Gen Urobuchi.

At least there would've been the possibility of Yuuko dying a horrible death. Or many, if they went the Kenny route.

That would be great. Yuuko dying keeps the world safe. Her pain and misery making everything right.

>> No.10197814

>>10197803
>Puella Magi Yuuko Magica

Oh god.

>> No.10197849

>>10197729
xD

>> No.10198013

I got one Joke.

Youmu hasn`t found the Ultimate truth yet;

<s>She`s at the Ancient Temple, Shooting Strange Birds!</s>

>> No.10198061

Your a funny person
This thread is weel

>> No.10198076 [DELETED] 

Just because you got kicked out of /a/ doesn't mean you can continue with your shitposting on /jp/.

>> No.10198095

I have one

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Master."
"Master who?"
"<s>Master Spark!</s>"

>> No.10198129

Hey, guys. Stop being mean to Yukko. She only wants to make us laugh. Is that a bad thing now? She's even making touhou-related jokes.

>> No.10198139 [DELETED] 

>>10198129
Yes. I fucking hate Yukko, she ruined the whole show!

>> No.10198163

Sudo where are you!?

>> No.10198890

>>10198139
You guys make me sad.

>> No.10198922

>>10198129
I blame Sudo.

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>>10197670
I love your jokes, Yukko, i want to hear more soon!

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>> No.10199001

>>10198986
What happened to that Alice tripfag anyway?

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>>10199005

>> No.10199018

>>10199000
Oh man, I'm not ready for this again...

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>>10199020

>> No.10199026

>>10199001
The Alice roleplayer was actually a group of people.

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I love the look of her face, Its perfect.

>> No.10199044

>>10198095
hehehe
>>10199026
there was an Alice roleplayer?
oh boy, I sure came too late to /jp/

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>>10199044
The Alice roleplayer went on all the major boards.

>> No.10199064

>>10199044
XDD~ :-DDDDD

>> No.10199099

>>10199001
im not anyone in particular, i had to pick out a /jp/ friendly image so i chose Alice.

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>>10199099
i-i r-really liked the way y-you always s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-stuttered when you w-wrote <3

>> No.10199123

>>10199108
King of Shu?

>> No.10199133

>>10199108
nvm. anyways, wrong person.

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>>10199108
t-th-thank you M-Marisa... "kyun" <3

>> No.10199313

>>10199032
wow. how come I have never read it?

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>>10197729
Yukko, you clever gal.

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What is Tewi's favourite country?

<s>Usa usa~</s>

>> No.10199331

Woah what's up with all the namefags?
Is pooshlmer having a classtrip?
Get back to where you came from

>> No.10199335

>>10199331
Why would I go back to /g/? I'm too comfortable here.

>> No.10199343

>>10199340
FlanDRAY?

Meticulous shitpost.

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>>10199324
Who would you call a black rapper who likes Spanish custard?

Dr. Flandre.

>> No.10199341

>>10199331
Thanks

>> No.10199357

>>10199343
Ain't it spelled Dr. Dre?

>> No.10199370

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"2hu"
"2hu who?"
"Wich 2hu wud u fuk"

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>>10199370
...Really now?

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>>10199371

>> No.10199389

>>10199371
D:

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>>10199371

>> No.10200416

>>10199371
I have that same bed.

>> No.10200433

>>10199386
cute

>> No.10200441

>>10197686
Sobieski, a true suicidal gentleman's drink.

>> No.10200475

<s>-</s>

>> No.10200499

>>10200441
I've always thought of it as Belvedere for poorfags, but that works, too.

>> No.10200513

>>10200499
what's belvedere

>> No.10200594

>>10200513
Big boy juice.

>> No.10200970

>>10199371
Is she still homeless?

>> No.10200977

>>10200970
I thought that was a dude.

>> No.10201004

>>10197690
Please don;t bully Yukko.

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10201030

Here's a /jp/ one:

If Sudo was a rapper, what would his name be?

<s>Notorious P.I.G.</s>

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>>10201030
I applaud your creativity.

>> No.10201196 [DELETED] 

Why do roleplayers always stutter?

>> No.10201247

>>10201196
they do?

its probably cuz theyre aware that theyre being observed and thus dont want to make themselves look foolish at the same time.

>> No.10201265

>>10201004
Learn to use apostrophes, you fucking shitcunt.

>> No.10201273

>>10201196
Because they want to look "cute" and "adorable", thereby compounding the shitflood of trap/gloryhole garbage we've seen since someone decided to invite /r9k/ and /d/.

>> No.10201280

>>10201196
Who the hell are you?

>> No.10201287

I hate Yuuko so fucking much.

So fucking much.

And all of you as well!

>> No.10201295

>>10201287
How rude.

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>>10199340

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mother i love you god i love you i wish i could make you understand its so hard sometimes but i think that it will be ok because somehow i just love you so much mom please

>> No.10201367

>>10201300
exactly what i was thinking!

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>>10201343
Slow down kid.
>srsly

>> No.10201483

>>10199370
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Whichtwo"
"Whichtwo who?"
"Wich 2hu wud u fuk"
Fixed it because it was bothering me.

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>>10201483

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Oh my, I expected this thread to die by now...

You know what, /jp/? You exceeded my expectations! Congratulations!

Now for jokes!

What do Porcelain plates and a beautiful Meiling have in common?

<s>They're both Fine China</s>

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>>10201569
YAY! youre back! i missed you. we should exchange contacts, i think youre funny.

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And another!

Why couldn't Iku go out dancing on the weekend?

<s>She had a Saturday Night Fever</s>

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>>10197670

XD

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What do you call an evening canned food drive at Eientei?

<s>Imperishables Night!</s>

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>>10201586
bro email me. this shit is awesome and you are clever.

>> No.10201626

OP is literally getting these terrible jokes from Reddit

>> No.10201628

Why did Nichijou not sell worth a damn?

<s>Because Yuuko killed the show</s>

>> No.10201627

>>10201581
>>10201624
Idiots

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>>10201628

>> No.10201638

>>10201627
its one guy, me.

Being an idiot? oh, please.

Whats wrong with getting to know people?

>> No.10201642

Yuuko is the most universally hated characters.

It's like they just took a pile of shit and made a character from it.

>> No.10201645

>>10201642
Stop it ;_;

>> No.10201653

>>10201642
I'm a pile of shit too so yuuko is pretty relatable.

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>>10201645

>> No.10201656

>>10201654
Rollin'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6dycCqqZS0

>> No.10201660

I don't get any of these.

>> No.10201662

>>10201636
you should make a thread like this every week

>> No.10201666

>>10201645
Removing Yuuko from Nichijou would've saved it.

The only other option would be to kill her in every episode.

Then have her die of cancer in the end.

The only ways.

>> No.10201668

>>10201666
Too bad you didn't get quads.

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>>10201666
The trips have it
Only the Dark Lord Satan could hate Yuuko

>> No.10201688

>>10201666
How could you? You're so cruel.

>> No.10202492

>>10201677
where are the new jokes?

>> No.10202539

>>10202492
Check your calendar

>> No.10202682

>>10202539
Check your privilege.

>> No.10205626

>>10202682
Check this *whipes out cock*

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Oh.. Oh dear...

This thread is still here. Which means...
You want more jokes?

O-ok, I guess I can think of a few more... Uh...

What was the new name of Remilia's home when she turned it into a brothel?

<s>Harlot Devil Mansion</s>

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>>10205626
>whipes out cock
That must be painful

>> No.10205728

>>10205713
it isn't if you are careful.

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>>10205697
GAH! MY FACE IS GONE! THE MAID DELETED MY FACE!

>mfw

>> No.10205747

>>10205733
Global Rule 13:
Do not use avatars or attach signatures to your posts.

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>>10205747
But my other faces are still there... Why now? Why don't you like me anymore?

>> No.10205757

>>10205748
>But my other faces are still there
yeah, what's up with that

>> No.10205768

>>10205748
You should stop, then.

>> No.10205770

>>10205748
Meido was going to delete all of them, but said "fuck this" and fapped instead

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>>10205768
No! I refuse to be silenced! I have rights, you know!

>> No.10205786

That was dumb, OP.

>> No.10205852

If the janitors don't like this thread, why not just delete it?

>> No.10205863

>>10205852
Don't read too much into it.

>> No.10205870

>>10205863
But it hurts my feelings when they play passive aggressive like that, I want them to come out and say they don't like my thread instead of temp post blocking and deleting a few pics.

We need this kind of face to face talk to understand how we feel about each other, janitors! We can work this out!

>> No.10205921

>>10205870
You must have gotten reported for violating a global rule. There's nothing else to understand about it.

>> No.10205936

>/jp/ doesn't like these amazing puns
holy shit, you guys have awful humor.
more OP!
More puns!

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>>10205870
dont worry about that, look at that guy yama, if he can you can

>> No.10206411

>>10201654
we dont be able to kill sudo for at least half an hour

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>>10197670
>>10197784
>>10201569

I'm trying hard not to be amused.

I'm not succeeding.

>> No.10206417

>>10206400
Hello Yama.

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Keep up the good work OP!

>> No.10206535

What do you call a stupid useless bunny?
[SPOILER]Udonge[/SPOILER]

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>>10206535
protip: use ctrl+s for instant spoiler tag

>> No.10206932

>>10206617
protip: misuse of spoilers is a bannable offense.

>> No.10207386

What do you call a stupid who cant use spoilers?
Anon No.10206535

>> No.10207390

>>10206932
Get out of jp, onegaishimasu.

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>>10206535

>> No.10207452

>>10199020
I don't get it. What was wrong with her?

>> No.10207468

Cute thread, dude.

>> No.10207643

Alice was sick and told Marisa to go buy a cure,
so <s>Marisa returned with Byakuren</s>

>> No.10207681

Which touhou would be the best pharmacist?
<s>Medicine Melancholy!</s>

>> No.10209810

>>10207681
nope, Eirin

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