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Have you ever felt cute, /jp/?

I wish I could feel cute at least once before I die

>> No.10197291

no..

>> No.10197292

sometimes I look at myself in the mirror and think I am cute

>> No.10197295

I wish

Sometimes after reading yaoi doujins I will go to the bathroom and look in the mirror, and honestly I am disgusted with what I see. I wish I looked like a girl or a handsome guy, not some weirdo creep

>> No.10197301

>>10197295

i know le feel T_______________T

>> No.10197306

You're being cute right now, OP.

>> No.10197311

once I danced like hell to some Earth Wind & Fire while drunk and felt pretty cute.

>> No.10197312

One time this girl I didn't even like apologized to me and said she wasn't into "pretty boys" like me.

I probably blushed thinking about it later on. Me... pretty.

>> No.10197318

>>10197312
doushio.jpg

>> No.10197319

I used to, but then I discovered funk and felt a whole lot better about myself.

>> No.10197320
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You can be cute if you use your imagination!

>> No.10197323

>>10197301
Don't mock me you fucking piece of shit

>> No.10197326

>>10197295
I just remembered that all of the /jp/ posts are actual people.

I'm used to thinking of you all as just blocks with text in them.

>> No.10197331

I pretend that I'm cute when I masturbate

Sometimes it feels real

>> No.10197332

>>10197326
Yes, actual people.

>> No.10197339

I once put a flower hairpin from my sister in my hair

that made me feel cute

>> No.10197349

No. I'm uncute down to the core, ain't no doubt about it.

>> No.10197352

I wish I felt cute. Sadly, I'm not cute at all.

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10197353

at least I got to experience being patted on the head

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This is a sad thread. If I could I would make you all cute.

>> No.10197371

>>10197288
I'm megacute and a bully. It's a tough life.

>> No.10197380

Only occasionally when I act like a little girl on the internet.

>> No.10197384

>>10197288
>I wish I could feel cute at least once before I die

Weren't you ever a little kid?

>> No.10197389

>>10197384
It's not like kids are really aware that they're being cute. Plus some kids are ugly.

>> No.10197390

I think that's why a lot of people on 4chan shave their legs and post pictures of themselves wearing stockings. If you can't see their faces or upper-bodies, they look "cute".

I wish I were cute, too, OP. I'm not going to lie and say it's non-sexual, but I would love to be somebody's cute, younger wife, that cooks and cleans and does whatever he wants. I'd stay faithful and look after his children. ;_;

>> No.10197399

>>10197312
People only ever called me gay, creepy, angry-looking, serial killer, and autistic when I went to school. Clearly I was destined for /jp/.

>> No.10197410

>>10197389
>It's not like kids are really aware that they're being cute.

Not always -- when they're being serious it's very cute, and if they realize people aren't taking them seriously it often makes them get upset, which is also cute -- but a lot of the time they do.

>Plus some kids are ugly.

I am very sorry.

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>>10197371
I'm like embodiment of venus. I wish I had a clone of myself. Somebody who understands me perfectly and has the looks I desire. If by one chance I ever meet someone who looks good as me. Our children will rule this earth.

>> No.10197454

Sometimes when someone posts lewd things on /jp/, I blush and hide my face behind my hands.
That makes me feel cute until I remember I am an unsightly neckbeard.

>> No.10197459

>>10197353
H-how was it?

>> No.10197472
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>>10197459
Something like this

>> No.10197503

>>10197399
same here xD...
it's only when i had beaten up someone who was stealing a friend and broke his nose that my group of friend said that i looked cute then ...

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I feel somewhat cute whenever I wear my apron and cook something for myself.

I'm more handsome than cute though.
I wish I was cute...

>> No.10197514

>>10197399
Being quiet in High School means that you're a sociopath and will one day murder everyone. I always thought they were joking, but they really believed it.

>> No.10197517

>>10197503
Violence isn't cute.

>> No.10197532

It's difficult to feel cute when you're a hairy, six foot five man.

I have been told on a few occasions that my mannerisms are cute, however. Nothing makes you feel cute like being told you're cute.

>> No.10197544

I'm pretty cute. I'd fuck me.

>> No.10197545

>>10197517

But it's cool when it's done right. Like fighting for justice. Maybe that's why I can't be cute though.

>> No.10197551

>>10197517
I know, i also think this, but my friends have all kind of weird taste and are sociopath (like me), that's why i love being with them... however the one i helped was really scared and said i was a psychopath...even though i returned her what was stolen :/

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10197557

Well.
Girls always say I'm cute and likes to hug me and pinch my cheeks.
Just like a non-fuckable teddy bear.

When I was at middle school they would surround me and take turns kissing my cheeks.

When I look back it was kind of like my animus with the beta MC...

>> No.10197560

>>10197551
/jp/ is for Adult Only. Please leave.

>> No.10197563

Sometime I try to act cute when talking with people. It's just so fun acting completely clueless about easy to understand things. I don't even know if I am really being cute, but I think it is.

I enjoy saying things that are almost correct, but incorrect, then smile childishly afterwards. I smile in a way that seems like I am trying not to smile, but it forces it's way out.

I think it's fun. I seem to get the correct reaction out of most people.

>> No.10197567

>>10197563
They think you're literally retarded.

>> No.10197570

>>10197563
No offense but that sounds kind of autistic and annoying.
Though that might be because of my No Fun Allowed personality.

>> No.10197589

>>10197567
Please don't bully me.

>> No.10197586

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Cute

>> No.10197590

>>10197586
Why are babies so fucking ugly.

>> No.10197593

I have once been called cute on the internet, it was pretty addicting and pleasant, like being given something halfway between candy and drug.

Myself, i don't consider myself good-looking, though i've been complimented for my looks pretty often (but only by my mother and psychologist, and these aren't a reliable source), being am male and 3dimensional i know that i'll never be cute in a girly fashion, so i'm getting ready to join a gym and get MANLY and BUFF as fuck, and i don't have to worry about calories that way.
Maybe i'll join the army after this, there everyone is MANLY and BUFF and COOL, so i'll become MANLY, BUFF and COOL, but still into cute girly things, and if i don't get embarassed about being into gay girly shit then i'll be even more COOL and MANLY.
GET READY /jp/, i'm A TORNADO IN TRAINING.

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I am capable of acting cutely in online and places like that.

But, in real life I am ugly and weird. ;_;

I wish a crazy scientist would create an invention that takes all your personality and thoughts then changes your body to match how you should look. Bridging all gaps between mental and physical.

Science, onegaishimasu!

>> No.10197602

>>10197586
>be friendly
people with friends aren't cute
>be smart
is it saying that retards aren't cute? Then the guide doesn't know about baka moe.
>make friends
How is having friends going to raise your cuteness? If anything it will decrease it, you're gonna' become a fucking beast and primitive fuck that likes to party and fugg chicks.
>look good
It's all in your genes, unless you're fat, then workout and keep being an ugly FUCK.
>be demure
Some friendly people are cute too.


Here's anon's 100% guide to being the cutest shit ever, no fuckarounds ever:
Be born cute.

The end.

Fuck you.

>> No.10197604

I did feel kind of cute when I was complimented on being cute in a photo from some years back.

>> No.10197606

>>10197597
Prove to me that you're a cuteposter.

>> No.10197615

>>10197597
People how outside of /jp/ who force their cuteness make me sick.
I'd rather just have someone be themselves rather than sticking on a cute demeanor.
It's almost like you're lying to everyone, why are you such a filthy liar?

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>>10197615

why don't you go poop in your mouth

>> No.10197628

>>10197615
Sometimes it's more pleasant than the truth.

>> No.10197629

I'm not cute at all!

>> No.10197638

I look cute as HELL but I have a terrible personality. Sucks to be you, nerds.

>> No.10197644

>>10197597
HEy ! don't copy my phantasm, that's exactly why i'm gonna do a thesis in neuroscience, mathematics and computer science....

>> No.10197645

>>10197638
Yeah, and i'm a werewolf vampire otherkin, give proof that you're cute as hell, please.

>> No.10197649

>>10197645
I don't want you freaks jerking off to my pictures.

>> No.10197651

>>10197638
Are you my soulmate?

>> No.10197653

Isn't /jp/ getting infected with loads of /a/b/v/ people now? I mean, even more so than ever.

>> No.10197656

>>10197653
lel

>> No.10197666

>>10197653
This thread and the santa hat thread are all the proof you need.

>> No.10197678

>>10197653
>more so than ever.
How can you even tell the difference between 85% and 90%?

>> No.10197683

>>10197678
Finely calibrated instruments.

>> No.10197711

>>10197390
i've done that before, and countless people have told me my actual face is cute. i just have a feminine body and face all around. i'm just paranoid as fuck about posting images of myself

>> No.10197716

Sure you do, /vg/-kun.

>> No.10197766

I like it when my love calls me cute.

>> No.10197799

A few days ago someone on /jp/ called me cute. It made me happy.

>> No.10197805 [DELETED] 

Once on the bus some girls started stroking my arm and telling me how soft it is, I really don't know what to make of it.

>> No.10197806

I don't wanna be called cute. I'm a male. But then, I don't even know why I'm in a /jp/ thread.

>> No.10197815

>>10197799
I take it back.

>> No.10197817

>>10197544
are you that serial killer from silence of the lambs

>> No.10197828

>>10197817
I have made that reference like. 20 times and nobody ever responded it correctly. Fuck you /jp/

>> No.10197830

>>10197815
No take backs!

>> No.10197832

>>10197828
What?

>> No.10197848

>>10197832
Just use your imagination and pick one theory that makes most sense. It's the only way to understand me when I'm charged with mind liquid.

>> No.10197881

People sometimes call me cute, so I think I know how it feels. Doesn't feel much different though, so cheer up!

>> No.10197885

>>10197881
Same here, but for me it feels uncomfortable and weird and I think people are lying to me out of pity and then I get sad because I realize that even if I would be cute I'd still be a horrible person

>> No.10197897

In high school, a cute upperclassman (and also the older sister of a girl in my grade) always talked to me and teased me. When I'd try to avoid being in the crowded cafeteria by going to the library (and to take a nap on the comfortable sofas) she'd often come and tease me. Sometimes she would hug me and make me blush.

Looking back on it now I think I was kind of cute. That's probably why she teased me so much.

>> No.10197919

Are any one of you girls? I'll date you and call you cute all the time.

>> No.10197920

>>10197919
You treat girls different than boys?
You damn sexist

I'll call anyone with a cute personality cute

>> No.10197923

Why is this board so dead?

>> No.10197930

>>10197923
Why is a slow board a bad thing

>> No.10197932

>>10197923
why dont you skip a doodle doo back to /a/

>> No.10197946

>>10197532
Being a hairy and tall man sucks, but don't give up on crossdressing just avoid mirrors.

>> No.10197952

>>10197923

Because a dumb post timer has been implemented that prevents many topics from being made quickly.

>> No.10197960

>>10197932

I don't go to /a/ often.
>>10197952

I forgot about that..no wonder.

>> No.10198038

>>10197353
>>10197459
>>10197472
When I was about 12 and kept changing my hair color,someone patted my head because he said I looked like a golden retriever.
It felt really good.

>> No.10198045

>>10197830
That's cute.

>> No.10198201

>>10197472
I wish that manga sold better and didn't have to be rushed at the end.

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I was cute when i had long hair but i was forced into the army by my country and i had to cut it. Now i still find that i am cute but a bit more manly cute. I am probably narcissistic thought so i don't know if i can trust myself.

>> No.10198265

No, but me too OP.

>> No.10198295

>>10198201
Eh? What is it, if you don't mind?

>> No.10198297

>>10198295
Miman Renai, but next time please use reverse image search.

>> No.10198300

>>10198297
Ah, I did do that but no results (cropped?). Thanks a hundred.

>> No.10198354

>>10198300
Odd, google worked fine for me.

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>>10197593

"Tell me again pretty cure isn't cool you faggot I FUCKING DARE YOU"

Picture related. You in 5 years.

>> No.10198451

How can you tell if you're gay or not /jp/? I'm confused

>> No.10198463

>>10198451
It doesn't matter

>> No.10198475

I've had people say I look cute before or I look good, then I go home and cry because they were probably just making fun of me.

>> No.10198481

>>10198463

Not >>10198451 but I sometimes wonder. If asked I'd without a doubt respond that I'm a heterosexual male but when I see a cute boy (always some long haired androgynous teen boys though) I'm all like "10/10 WOULD MARRY". I saw one in the street today and when our eyes crossed I could totally see him thinking "It's obvious you like me", I blushed as fuck when I realized how obvious it was that i was looking at him. I almost immediately said to myself what the fuck are you doing you faggot right after that though.

>> No.10198486

>>10198481
Well, fuck whoever you want.
It doesn't matter if you never leave your house, just masturbate to whatever you please and be done with it.
No need to be afraid of social judgement here

>> No.10198519

>>10198481
I'm disgusted of "cute boys", so I think I'm heterosexual.

>> No.10198529

>>10198519
As a cute boy, this saddens me.

>> No.10198814

>>10198529

I only like very feminine boys. If you qualify you are 10/10 would take on honeymoon if not you are just a pathetic faggot and a failure as a man AND as a woman.

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I'd feel cute again if I could afford a wig and some animal kigurumi.

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Sometimes I stand in the mirror and try to be as cute as possible

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>you will never suck a cute boy's dick then fuck him in the ass

>> No.10198846

>>10198842
fag

>> No.10198857

>>10198842
http://archive.foolz.us/_/search/image/rhLftjvf1RnXx1816R0BAA%3D%3D/

>> No.10198858

Some people think I'm cute. I don't.
I'll see if the hormones can change that.

>> No.10198859

>>10198842

If that's you and not some pic you stole from the net I'm jelly for not looking like you and for not having you.

I require moar anyway.
<s>10/10 would suck, fuck, cuddle and marry</s>

>> No.10198860

>>10198857
I like you, we need more people on /jp/ like you.

>> No.10198864

>>10198859
See, this is the kind of people these threads attract.

>> No.10198869

>>10198451
I don't understand it. I love the person I love it doesn't make a difference whether he is a girl or not.

Normals use it I think because they do not take love seriously, so they could "love men" or "love women" but I do neither, I love a man.

>> No.10198875

>>10198869
gayyyy

>> No.10198876

I feel cute whenever I walk out the door in nice clothes with a smile on my face.

>> No.10198879

>>10198869

As much as I'd like to have a cute trap waifu I'd feel bad for not spreading my glorious dna to improve that garbage that is the human genepool.

>> No.10198883

>>10198876
That's because you are cute, anonymous.

>> No.10198895

All I've ever wanted is to be cute. But I was born with broad shoulders and thick forearms. And I'm not even that manly either. Not only will I never be cute, I'm not even very manly.

>> No.10198899

>>10198879
Adopt a child, what's the difference?
A human isn't only DNA, it's the way you raise a child that shapens his or her personality too, leaving something beyond once you die.
Unless you just want to fuck a pregnant women, then just say so you pervert

>> No.10198900

I'd rather be cool than cute.

>> No.10198909

My only negative is that I have massively hairy legs. I've never met someone with legs as hairy as mine.

I guess that could be attractive. I wouldn't want to have smooth legs, or even mildly hairy legs, because that wouldn't be manly enough.

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>>10198900
Buy a leather jacket.

>> No.10198923
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>>10198910
Yeah, buy a Schott Perfecto. I'm wearing mine right now.

>> No.10198935

>>10198858
Will you go out with me when you finish with your hormones?

>> No.10198975

>>10198899

The whole purpose of life is to replicate itself. As a narcissistic person I also see it like some "duty" I have.

Are you also telling me that cuddling with cute little girls that are a mix of your loved one and you, YOUR blood and YOUR flesh, is not better than being with some random child that happens to have the same family name as you?

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>>10197288
yes it's the best feeling in the world

>> No.10198988

>>10198975
So the love to your child is only determined by something shallow like that?

Also, don't get me started with "the purpose of replicating yourself"
Look, we are on /jp/.
We do pretty much nothing we are "supposed to do"

So get over yourself and adopt a brown little loli so that she one day have a better life than her sisters and brothers who died from aids at the age of 5

>> No.10198991

>>10198975
Humans are humans. I look at my blood relatives the same way as I do with any person: with disgust.

>> No.10199009

>>10198991
so edgy, so dreamy

>> No.10199046

>>10198988

5/5 star post

Will laugh again.

>> No.10199055

>>10198935
I have a girlfriend already. She's also mtf.

>> No.10199067

>>10198975
>The whole purpose of life is to replicate itself.
Where did you little cockniggers even get this from? Do they teach it in American schools? I swear that I had not heard it before I started visiting 4chan.

>> No.10199074

>>10199055
gay as fuck

>> No.10199104

I used to be cute, but acne ruined my face

>> No.10199111

>>10199104
fag

>> No.10199120
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>> No.10199127

>>10199067
He's right. And I'm sure they teach the opposite in American schools, so I'm not sure what you're getting at.

All organisms exist only to reproduce. It's an endless, pointless cycle.

>>10199055
>mtf
>girlfriend

That's a man.

>> No.10199137

this is an off topic thread

>> No.10199150

>>10198975
Humans are humans. I look at my blood relatives the same way as I do with any person: with disgust.

>> No.10199167

this thread makes me wish i had someone to appreciate my cuteness irl. its a hard life being a neet that people think are cute and normal but no boyfriend irl

>> No.10199219

>>10199120

Kawaii~

>>10198988

I'd prefer to cut my own balls and eat them before dying from the pain after an 8 hours agony than helping another nigger to make its way in my already nigger ridden country. Seriously.

>>10198991

The old saying state: blood is thicker than water.

>>10199067

Obviously nature thought it would be fun to make bacterias copy themselves and everyone else to fight each other to put their chinchin into vagoos without any purpose beside the lols who would ensue. Of course natural selection and sexual dimorphism don't exist too.

>> No.10199228

>>10199167
I'm sure there are plenty of desperate /jp/ers who would suck your dick if you offered.

>> No.10199238

>>10199055

if you are the Marisa Kirisame I am thinking of then you have fat as fuck legs and that's never going to change!! you lost like 200lbs or some shit but dem thighs son!!! get off the computer and do some exercise urghhhhhh. also dat nose fuark you're going to need more than hormones to sort that out blerugh

if that is not you i am very sorry

>> No.10199246

>>10197288
It's hard to be a little girl if you're not

>> No.10199247

>>10199238

Do you have a pick of that kirisame marisa? I like big thighs. I don't mind the nose.

>>10199228

Me the first.

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