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10194660 No.10194660[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

How many neets are actually here besides me?

>> No.10194670

there's me, quit college 12 years ago and been living neet+hikki life to its fullest

my mother gave up on making me do stuff and is in fact saving up money for me in case something were to happen to her

life is great

>> No.10194678

Not a lot. Probably a good 10%.

I bet there's people here who haven't played any VN's, 2hus, or own any merchandise.

>> No.10194685

>>10194660
Me, I'm near my NEETdom 1 year anniversary. Yay.

>> No.10194696
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>>10194670
That's selfish making ye mother work for you like that!

>> No.10194693

>>10194685
Holy shit me too. I graduated at end of last year. We should celebrate together.

>> No.10194713

Me, I'm college dropout

>> No.10194715

I was close to neet in my 3rd and 4th years of high school as I had 1 hour of work each week and no reason to go

but now, I'm in college looking for a job that has 3 workdays, each with long hours so I don't have to do much

>> No.10194718
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>>10194696
My mom works for like 10 hours every day and it makes me feel really bad.

I at least make her dinner though.

>> No.10194723

I don't think I'm actually considered a NEET, but I relate with the sentiment, and I like to contribute.

>> No.10194724

Yep, neet yet again. Just don't know what to do.
I'm just passing through though, if you're doing strict on-board statistic.

>> No.10194731

I wish to become a neet, but at the same time I need money to purchase figures. Life is difficult

>> No.10194736

>>10194718
What is her job?

>> No.10194744

I became NEET in 9th grade, dropped out and never got a job or other formal education.

My mom keeps saying she wants me to get certified to do something. Which would probably end with me at a low level tech support position. "I'll be right over to come plug in your router and click some buttons in windows mam!".

>> No.10194739

>>10194718
You're her house husband

>> No.10194740

>>10194723
Fuck off /jp/ really needs to me neet only.

>> No.10194743

>>10194731
>tfw no autismbux

>> No.10194749

>>10194660
I'm not really here, I'm in a another dimension.

>> No.10194747
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10194747

6 year neet. I'm going to apply for university next year. If I don't get it in I'll probably kill myself.

>> No.10194755

>>10194736
Something with insurance

>> No.10194769
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>>10194747
WHY IS SHE SO PERFECT?

>> No.10194765

Am I still qualified to be a NEET if I have a degree?

>> No.10194772

>>10194769
i'll never understand you anime guys

>> No.10194773

>>10194765
Yes retard do you even know what neet means?

>> No.10194774

>>10194772
What do you mean you guys? Racist sack of shit.

>> No.10194785

>>10194773
No ;_;

>> No.10194788

>>10194765
Overqualified some might say. What was your major?

>>10194774
Don't summon the chief nerd to duff me up. I yield.

>> No.10194798

>>10194788
No tell me why you hate us anime guys

>> No.10194799

I stopped caring about school when I entered junior high, and then dropped out as soon as I could at 16. Now I'm 22 and I've been NEET ever since. When I was in school I was living a miserable life. I woke up feeling horrible, I was fat, no confidence, I was bullied, ect.

When I started being NEET I started feeling happy again, and I lost a ton of weight and gained confidence. Those things happened so many years ago. For the past two or three years I've just been feeling incredibly content with my life.

>> No.10194790

>>10194785
Not in employment education or training

>> No.10194814

>>10194798

It's just like it's an indentekit anime face and you're all like "wowzer get a load of that. sexy x 100" and I'm like "dude what how does that work"

>> No.10194832

>>10194814
What are you even doing here? Please don't say it's for these shitty blog threads.

>> No.10194841

>>10194799
You'll have to go to work eventually though right?

>>10194832
I'm wintering on /jp/. /v/ is my native board. I like yukkuris too I think they're cool.

>> No.10194844

me n you

i won't even bring up mustaches this time ^~^

>> No.10194853

>>10194841
If I absolutely have to I have at least a few skills people would look for. I'll try my best to get on some kind of benefits before it comes to that though. As it is now I'm set to inherit some real estate.

>> No.10194856

11 more days and we'll all be NEETing it up in Gensokyo.
I'm spending the next few days working on my danmaku.
I want to be able to impress marisa so we can go one some treasure finding missions together.

>> No.10194870

>>10194856

A little flame has secretly lighted up in my heart while reading that.

>> No.10194879

>>10194856
Thanks for the inspiration, I wish good luck to you

>> No.10194880

>>10194853
I hope that's from a grandparent or something and not the house you're in now

>> No.10194887

>>10194814
I do find her sexy as hell!

>> No.10194892

Its hard find a job when you never had one before.

>> No.10194899

>>10194887
yeah well this is the place for it I guess

>> No.10194907

>>10194879
>I wish to fuck you

Is my brain really so lewd that it read this instead of good luck to you?

>> No.10194915

>>10194788
Computer Science.

>> No.10194921
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I've actually just had my 1 year NEET anniversary a few weeks ago. My unemployment will be out soon though, so I might have to work for a while.

>> No.10194923

>>10194899
I think you might be gay

>> No.10194924

>>10194907

You are just dying in anticipation before you and all the other littler girls here gather in gensokyo.

ps: if you're a cute tomboyish dominant girl i'll gladly fuck you.

>> No.10194929

>>10194880
Two houses. I live in one of them now. I'm hoping to rent out both and move into a studio apartment.

>> No.10194953

>>10194924
>if you're a cute tomboyish dominant girl i'll gladly fuck you.

I'll try my best.

>> No.10194980

I wish I could be trap wife for a jp husband

>> No.10195004

Wow.... /jp/ sure made everybody go gay.

>> No.10195005

>>10194980
That can be arranged. Can I have your email address?

>> No.10195011

Not really sure about the cirtria to be considered a NEET, but I haven't worked or gone to school in well over 16 or so months, and probably won't have to for another four or five, but my parents seem to be at their breaking limit.

>> No.10195026

>>10194980
I actually got very close to doing this for a man, I met him on /d/ though. Sounded fun, but things got too real too quickly and I chickened out.

>> No.10195043

Hope you NEETs have brothers or sisters who aren't or else the disappointment your parents feel must be almost too much to bear.

>> No.10195044

Fuck off, fags. Hook up in /soc/.

>> No.10195052

>>10195026
You can't even be a slut properly

>> No.10195055

>>10195026

There are only ugly drag queen here in belgium... Just thinking it is even possible to have a cute trap maid waifu is astonishing for me.
ps: I love you. Marry me and let me be your husbando.

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>>10195026
>but things got too real too quickly
He wanted to chop his cock off

>> No.10195063

>>10195043
I do, he is younger than me but he always get good grades in school and he bangs all the bitches, he is everything my parents wished for

>> No.10195069

>>10195063
good thing they hedged their bets by having two

>> No.10195072

>>10195043
I've been living in my younger sister's shadow for almost my entire life. She's one of those perfectionist tryhards who's incredibly insecure, while I really don't care about anything at all. I graduated with B's and C's through highschool, now she's graduating with all A's on the honor roll. Interesting family dynamics

>> No.10195079 [DELETED] 

>>10195072
those le tryhards xD haha poor them

>> No.10195087

>>10195072
> living in my younger sister's shadow
That's not how it's supposed to be, firstborn

>> No.10195084

I bet none of you are real neets, and can find a job right away and become fully fledged social fag once you get bored of the neet fad. You guys are an insult to people who suffer from real social disabilities who cant get a job even if they wanted one. fuck the pretenders

>> No.10195085

>>10195005
Check field

>> No.10195091

>>10195043
Both my brother and sister are very successful, almost seemingly ideal offspring. I hate being the black sheep of my family, it makes me feel like a complete subhuman in comparison.

>> No.10195094

>>10195043
My older brother is in medical school on his way to being a doctor.

>> No.10195100

>>10195084
Shut up nurdturd, you don't know me

>> No.10195111

>>10195087
But that's the way it happened anon. I think it's pretty hilarious that my family has successfully proved the Type A/Type B personality theory

>> No.10195112

>>10195072

If it's something all those years of masturbation should have taught you is that nothing is better than a good dicking to show your siblings who's the boss.

<s>I'm sure you masturbate to incest doujins while thinking about your cute imouto</s>

>> No.10195118

>>10195111
Which one are you?

>> No.10195127

>>10195118
>The theory describes a Type A individual as ambitious, rigidly organized, highly status conscious, can be sensitive, care for other people, are truthful, impatient, always try to help others, take on more than they can handle, want other people to get to the point, proactive, and obsessed with time management. People with Type A personalities are often high-achieving "workaholics" who multi-task, push themselves with deadlines, and hate both delays and ambivalence.

>The theory describes Type B individuals as a contrast to those with Type A personalities. People with Type B personality by definition generally live at a lower stress level and typically work steadily, enjoying achievements but not becoming stressed when they are not achieved. When faced with competition, they do not mind losing and either enjoy the game or back down. They may be creative and enjoy exploring ideas and concepts. They are often reflective, thinking about the outer and inner worlds. Furthermore, Type B personalities may have a poor sense of time schedule and can be predominately right brained thinkers.

Guess

>> No.10195130 [DELETED] 

>>10195043

My brother is 24, almost 25, he's neet. I'm 17, same.

My future looks a bit brighter than his already, I'm kind of just glad that up until the age he moves out, I can always say "Well atleast I didn't do as bad as him" up until I'm that age.

>> No.10195133

>>10195084
maybe they are maybe they arent, its not like theres only 2 types 1 that is full normal and other is social inept aspie
there are probably shades of gray like normal aspies or whathaveyou

>> No.10195139

>>10195127
I'm sure you are a very hardworking, organized person

>> No.10195150

I am a neet struggling to obtain more funds

I went to a temp agency today and it was kind of scary because everyone that they had set appointments with looked to be my age, like there is a huge group of early 20-somethings shooting for the same work.

>> No.10195159

>>10195044
/soc/ sucks. Does any neets here want to be friends with me? I'll do anything you ask.

>> No.10195160

>>10195026
How about you be mine anon? I wont rush things!

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>>10195159

Send me pictures of your erect dick.

email in the email field.

>> No.10195166

>>10195139
Yes, that is exactly why I find myself here in the neet thread on /jp/

>>10195112
Nah, my imouto is tsun tsun as fuck, I don't even like to spend that much time near her

>>10195150
Good luck anon. What kind of work were you applying for anyways?

>> No.10195169

>>10195130
le underage
Have you been on /jp/ since you're 13?

>> No.10195172

>>10195130
Shut the fuck up.

>> No.10195176

>>10195169
you're very judgmental for a bottom-feeder

>> No.10195185

>>10195159
You will be my friend, that's an order.

>> No.10195186

>>10195165

It is mean to keep it for yourself.
I too want to fantasize about anon's cute dick.

>> No.10195188

>>10195185
How moe can you be?

>> No.10195190
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>>10195169
>>10195172

Maybe.

>> No.10195191

>>10195186
Mine is small not erect/average erect. I have big round balls too. Talk about not fair.

>> No.10195197

>>10195133
I'm an aspie girl, in a aspie world.
Life in /jp
It's so greatsie

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>>10195197

>greatsie

I fucking lol'd.

>> No.10195205

>>10195190
They have vids of candydolls?
N-not that their better than imouto.tv's...

>> No.10195209

>>10195188
i-is that a question?

>> No.10195231

>>10195205

Youtube? Yeah.

Can't get an account on candydoll, and can't find torrents either. Actually I think there was one on some forum which I can't remember, but I remember it saying the server was too busy because it was prime turbonerd time over in japan and they needed all the bandwidth.

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>>10195231

Forgot link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG06Xw5FDkc

>> No.10195240

GAY

>> No.10195247

>>10195209
Yes because your really cute anon. I want to hug you.

>> No.10195265

>>10195165
Please respond

>> No.10195279

>>10195265
I don't know you well enough to do that sorry anon

>> No.10195289

>>10195191

Shave your dick ant it will be the cutest ever.

>>10195236

Nips finally understanding nothing can compare to the master race's lolis.

>> No.10195302

5th year going on 6th NEET here

>> No.10195297

>>10194713
Same here.

>> No.10195300
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I don't want to go outside and do errands. I've been chain-smoking and drinking coffee and studying even though uni is on break. gotta read ahead of time so class is easier when it starts. Also learning computer science and programming through MIT OpenCourseware. NEETs get on my level.

>> No.10195313
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I'm sorry, OP. My mom forced me to find work.

Stay NEET as long as possible, even if you have to pretend to be looking for a job, one can fake it for about 7 months before people start hounding you; if one looks somewhat of upset/desperate regarding it, they should come off as passably busy actually submitting applications.

It's like looking like a corporate NEET in your own home, come to think of it.

>> No.10195316

>>10195300
Doing the same shit.But you realise this means neither of us are NEETs, right?

>> No.10195319

I'll be a NEET next week, actually. Pretty stoked. Finally gonna drop out of school after I finish this semester.

>> No.10195328

I experimented with being a NEET for 8 months, it was wonderful. Still, I could already feel it requires some nerve to keep on going sanely, if I may say. Good luck to all you guys.

>> No.10195334

NEET here
on my second year

because of mental health problems, actual health problems and junk, can barely look after myself
at least my parents are pretty understanding, but i hate knowing i will never have a "normal" life, it kills me inside

>> No.10195333

>>10195328
Thank you!

>> No.10195342

>>10195300
I was doing objectively well until I stopped smoking almost a year ago. My motivation hit a brick wall and disappeared. I've been NEETing it up ever since. If I try to go anywhere my anxiety explodes all over the place and I feel like a moron.

>> No.10195349

NEET lifestyle:

-wake up at 8 am
-get dressed
-go to the mall, walk into gamestop, play their wii demos for about 4 hours. It's usually empty during the mornings so the employees don't give a shit.
-walk home if possible (it's healthy and takes longer than the bus) then tell your dad you spent the last 5 hours going door to door asking for work.
-print out 12-15 copies of your resume and leave them all over the house.
-if your parents like to barge in your room while you're not home, even better. don't put a password on it or anything. leave a few tabs open with those jobseeker sites, craiglist, google maps, keep a few handwritten notes and stick-its or whatever the fuck they're called on your desk with directions, tips, etcetera.
-have fun

>> No.10195363

>>10195349
if you're putting that much work into it, why dont you just get a job

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>>10195349

>> No.10195365

>>10195349
Also if you tell your parents you need money for the bus and then just walk there, you can save the money and use it to buy a game.

>> No.10195370

>>10195349
What in the actual fuck, why not actually try getting a job at that rate?

>> No.10195377

>>10195349
Why don't you just work at gamestop?

>> No.10195385

>>10195349
I did this for quite some time. My mom is so afraid of Linux that she didn't even bother with my computer, although I second the writing yourself notes like you're actually busy works. Additionally, dressing sharply for no reason can help make it seem like you've been somewhere, which is a tactic I used to supplement my facade.

>> No.10195386

>>10195363
but I want more dinero just to stay at home

>> No.10195390

>>10195363
>>10195370
>>10195377
Why don't you just post on /v/?

>> No.10195399

>>10195390
why dont you just post on /a/

>> No.10195400
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NEETs get on my level. I go to University and chances are that I'm going to graduate next year with a degree that will help me get a job. Once I have a job making 35k starting, I'll then get a girlfriend. I will be getting laid while you are not. And that's what makes me better than you. But I won't hold you back. I'll even suggest you turn your life around and go back to school for computer science. I'll even tell you to google search "MIT opencourseware computer science and programming" to get started.

>> No.10195406

>>10195399
Why don't you just post on /a/?

>> No.10195411

>>10195400
>degree
>help get a job

lel

>> No.10195412

>>10195400

Sorry, but I'd rather kill myself than work with computers.

>> No.10195416

>>10195400
hahahahaha

>> No.10195417

>>10195400
>suggest you turn your life around and go back to school for computer science
I already did that. You're not helping as much as you seem to think.

>> No.10195418

>>10195400
Wait, you mean you didn't get a girlfriend in Uni?

Oh boy, I have bad news for you.

>> No.10195420

There have always been two types of NEET. One seems genuinely happy and content living a life with a dim future and minimal social interactions.

The other is pretty much the opposite in that they long first and foremost for social interaction. Most everything in their life is governed by their desire for interaction. Following that they would like a promising future, which usually means worrying about entering schooling or training of some sort eventually in the future. Finally, they're discontent with the labels society has put on them and would like to change their lives for the "better".

Disgusting people, that second group. They really are the lowest of the low. Especially all the people here wanting to get a job, longing for friends outside and being depressed about their NEET lifestyle. Just die already if you are so sad about your NEET life.

>> No.10195424

Been doing nothing for two years and a few months, it's great but I need income so I'll probably apply for autist bucks whenever I'm not lazy, even have all the paper stuff.

I keep telling my parents I'll go to uni but I'm actually scared shitless of that because I know it sucks.

>> No.10195437

>>10195424
uni is easy and a good way to postpone working for 4 years

>> No.10195439

>>10195420
That pasta is flat. It dismisses people who hate social interaction but have a strong feeling of societal responsibility. The "pretending to be idiots" one is at least correct.

>> No.10195441

>>10195313
I am one year in and not sure if I can last due to parents. But I was a semi normalfag back in day ut I kinda like being a neet more and talking with jpers

>> No.10195470

>>10195441
I've always been a complete mess. Thanks for making me look even worse.

>> No.10195475

>>10195441
Good luck in your struggle at keeping this up. They will usually give you an ultimatum, so start whenever necessary.

>> No.10195489

>>10195418
I don't have time for a girlfriend.
>>10195411
My degree is not one of those worthless degrees.
>>10195412
Computers are the future, you would be foolish to deny yourself success over the fact that you "don't feel like it".
>>10195417
Try again. This time do it better.

>> No.10195505

Before we deviate too much from the matter of NEET tactics, what do you guys do to avoid RSI (repetitive strain injury)? It's been becoming a problem with my right hand, from clicking on my mouse no stop for 14~16 hours a day.
I used to just alternate fingers since I have no problem using the middle one to click, but now BOTH fingers are starting to hurt constantly. I'm afraid that if I keep this up they may actually get fucked up.

>> No.10195512

>>10195489
>This time do it better.
But it was the second most prestigious uni in this country and I had a good GPA. Why should a mess like me wrestle my way into the nr. 1 uni and grab the same degree again?

>> No.10195519

I'm always here but I never post in NEET threads and I'm sick of seeing them. Nothing but normals and false-NEET's using them as a blogging method and others just posting ironically and trolling. TruNEETs and Hikis don't post in NEET threads. Those terms are just /jp/ memes now.

>> No.10195532

>>10195505
Alternate between all of your fingers successively in a natural and fluid manner for a break.

If possible (funding can be an issue) get a 1.5Kg grip-exerciser with a separated fingers on Amazon; if you don't have the procurement power for that, just go through the motions of moving your fingers separately.

>> No.10195561

>>10195505
Why are you clicking so much in the first place?
If you're gaming then just hotkey everything.
If you're on 4chan it's most reading/typing
Plus you could take breaks watch anime / films

Is there something specific you are doing that requires you to click all the time?

>> No.10195564

>>10195561
Not him but I click all the time even when I'm not doing anything.

>> No.10195569

>>10195564
Well, it's kind of dumb.

>> No.10195582

>>10195519
I was a tru-NEET for a year up until a few months ago. I am still a hikki. I have no friends and only go out when I need to. I've never had a girlfriend. I used to live with my Mom and I know what it's like to be a NEET.

>> No.10195588

>>10195582
>I was a tru-NEET for a year up until a few months ago. I am still a hikki.
Did you stop shitting on the floor?

>> No.10195609

>>10195588
I usually rub feces all over me.

>> No.10195611

>>10195588
I never shit on the floor but I have pissed in bottles before. Do you know how long it takes to empty a 2-Liter bottle of piss?

>> No.10195614

>>10195609
That sounds pretty tru to me.

>> No.10195618

>>10195611
I just broke the habit of pissing in bottles, and now I'm annoyed at how often I'm going to be bathroom.

Bottles were the way to go.

>> No.10195626

>>10195611
I only piss in a bottle if I wake during the night.
Don't need to get up, just roll on to my slide, slip my dick in and piss laying down.

Only fucked up thing is that I once dreamt I was doing it but I was in fact just pissing the bed.

>> No.10195627

>>10195561
I play a lot (as in a LOT) of RO. A person playing RO for one hour probably clicks more times than someone browsing the internet for a day. If you ever played it then you must know how it is.

>>10195532
>Alternate between all of your fingers successively in a natural and fluid manner for a break.
I guess I could do that while browsing normally, but that wouldn't work in RO because it'd make me slow. I'd also need another finger for the right-clicks, and that'd make a mess.
Also, I guess after more months/years the alternation cycle would itself start to become an RSI, like my habit of changing between just two fingers did...

Maybe the grip thing is an alternative. I could use it while watching stuff.

>> No.10195628

>>10195582
I could be your boyfriend

>> No.10195637

>>10195627

I knocked this problem on the head recently.

Do some pushups on your fingertips against a wall,

And no, don't go full retard and claw up your hands so you're doing them on the very tips of your fingers, jusst splay your fingers out and push with the pads.

Wall pushups are really gentle and easy, make sure you're squeezing down to really get your fingers into it.

>> No.10195641

How do you get a girlfriend if you're NEET?

>> No.10195642

>>10195627
Repetitive strain injury is mostly in the wrists and tendons, so using your hand evenly, so as to prevent tightness and promote muscle-balance, is the real key. Whatever works for you.

>> No.10195645

>>10195627
If it's RO, then just bot like everyone else.

>> No.10195682

【NEET BLOG POST】
Yesterday I bought ingredients for ginger snaps. I would have liked to buy junk food instead but I was too ashamed to, so I didn't. I got everything but the ginger because I couldn't find it. You can't make ginger snaps without the ginger. The syrup will serve as my nutrition until tomorrow evening.

>> No.10195722

>>10195609

It must get smelly in there

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>>10195641
Go into a crowded store and NEET all over the floor.

Once it hits the news a NEET qtpi will see it and and find you.

>> No.10195753

>>10195637
Hmm, I'll look into that. Saving money is always something I welcome.

>>10195642
That makes sense. I guess it wouldn't hurt me to try.

>>10195645
Well, bots can only do so much for you.

Welp, thanks everyone.

>> No.10195762

>>10195682
「NEET BLOG REPLY」
That doesn't sound very healthy, but I hope you enjoy it anyway. Maybe later you can talk about how it was.

>> No.10195763

>>10195731
LOL

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>>10195763
You dare come into my board and patronize me?

You've got cajones, I'll give you that.

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>>10195828
I wish I was the salami lord

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>>10195830
Your dream came true, I'm happy for you.

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>>10195835
Thank you so much! I'll give you all the salami you want.

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>>10195831

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>> No.10195874

Do any of you guys play games on Steam?

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>>10195874
Sometimes, but I haven't played anything for a while. I hope the Christmas sale is gonna be good.

>> No.10195901

>>10195874
1.6, GO, and TF2.

>> No.10195906

>>10195901
I play TF2 as well. What class do you main?

>> No.10195924

>>10195906
Pyro, please don't laugh.

>> No.10195930

>Hello le jp I am a hiki from r9k how are you doing
>do you play mobas too? I just ordered pizza and >it was very awkward >_>

>> No.10195934

>>10195924
As long as you use the degreaser dood

>> No.10195988

>>10195934
Degreaser and detonator

>> No.10196031

>>10194660
>NEET

I learn japaense, you pig

>> No.10196034

>>10196031
I wish I could learn japaense

>> No.10196037

>>10196034
<s>you can</s>

>> No.10196046

>>10196037
I don't even know what japaense is though, let alone where I would go to learn it.

>> No.10196052

>>10196046
I can teach you

>> No.10196064
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I was a NEET, then I got a job.
The job was too hard and it made me feel even worse about myself, so I quit it and became a NEET again.
I signed up for university, but I stopped caring.
Now I'm going to be a NEET who is a university dropout.

>> No.10196082

>>10196064
Keep up the good work

>> No.10196097

>>10196064
at least you upgraded from "high school graduate"

>> No.10196136

Does anyone have NEET parents? I have a NEET mom I live with. I'm a NEET also. We both are on government money, and the house is owned by my grandparents who have an apartment complex so one was just given to us for free.

>> No.10196141

>>10196136
I bet you're British too.

>> No.10196143

>>10196141
I'm an American

>> No.10196145

I want to remain NEET, but I am almost out of money.

I also want a male semi-significant other, but I don't want people to think I'm gay.

What should I do /jp/?

>> No.10196150

>tfw dropped out of college and became neet
>tfw have 6 year old little sister and have to be good example or else she becomes fucked up

My life is shit.

>> No.10196162

>>10196145
You're a disgusting weakling. Get on par with those of us who don't qualify for free money or live in countries where such things aren't easily given out to every useless sack of shit.

Just stop being a NEET so I won't have to see your awful posts here anymore.

>> No.10196166

>>10196150
>be good example or else she becomes fucked up

That's bullshit.
Both my parents and older sister could be considered good examples, all held steady jobs and worked hard, but look at me.

>> No.10196172

>>10196150

Rub it all over your body then. It smells great!

>> No.10196174

>>10196166
I realize that, but my parents make me feel really bad for not "setting a good example".

>> No.10196177

>>10195778
>cajones

>> No.10196186

>>10196162
I didn't try to make a post you would hate, I'm sorry.


> Get on par with those of us who don't qualify for free money
But I don't qualify for free money. That's why I am almost out of money.


I'm just looking for advice on how to be happier.

>> No.10196192

>>10196186
You will find only artificial happiness on /jp/.

>> No.10196222

neet here, hoping for the end of the world on 21st, if not, well, i think every neet deep down knows that our choices will eventually boil down to suicide or starvation.

>> No.10196225
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Two years and counting. Days are melting together and I don't have the will to do even the most mundane tasks, let alone search for job or do something productive.

>> No.10196233

>>10196222
Good thing I live on the seventh floor. The day my mom says the words "I'm kicking you out" I can just grab my figures, turn 180 and jump to Gensokyo.

>> No.10196273

How do you make money as a NEET?

>> No.10196280

Can a yandere NEET girl please marry me? I'll support you, you just have to act cute and let me have sex with you.

>> No.10196322

I've been a NEET for a year now, but my money is drying up and I need to find a job soon. It was fun while it lasted at least, a year of drawing and playing video games all day. Pure bliss.

>>10196225
Do you have any hobbies? Now would be the best time to enjoy them to their fullest. Else, being a NEET ends up becoming an exercise in self-loathing.

>> No.10196347

>>10196322
No hobbies that involve leaving the house.

>> No.10196396

I just wanted to say I love you guys

>> No.10196400

>>10196280
Good luck finding one of those.

>> No.10196480

>>10196396
I love you too.

>> No.10196701

Failed ways to make money:
blogs
forex
Camwhoring

Any other ideas?

>> No.10196714

>>10196280
Why do you want yandere? She will cheat on you to get back at you when she thinks you are cheating on her, even if you aren't.

>> No.10196719

>>10196701
1. Theft
2. Keylogging MMO accounts (EVE, RS, etc.)
3. Stock market if you have the time to research trends and changes. Dunno much about Economics but with lots of free time you could do it.

>> No.10196720

>>10194660
Winter break is coming so I'll be NEET for a while.

>> No.10196723

>>10196714
no way to cheat if they're with each other all the time.

>> No.10196749

>>10196162
>>10196233
>>10196174
>>10196186

Get a load of the angst /jp/

>> No.10196753

>>10196749
I would bet a majority of those are shitposts

>> No.10196758

How do you NEETs stay social besides posting on 4chan? I feel like I'm going crazy from lack of socializing

>> No.10196760

Can someone explain to me why it isn't culturally acceptable to unizip your pants and whip out your dick in public, but it's perfectly okay when you do it in front of a urinal in a public bathroom with no dividers?

>> No.10196766

>>10196758
Friends on Steam + Online games.

wish I didn't quit my MMOs ;_;

>> No.10196767

>>10196758
Being social isn't a priority. Educating myself by watching MIT OpenCourseware vids to learn how to program is a priority, as is going over lecture notes from previous courses and reading ahead for future courses at Uni. You only live once.

>> No.10196770

>>10196767
# http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztccvaZ9_7k

>> No.10196771

>>10196767
Do you think courses help you to learn to program? I always dislike courses on programming because I feel like random experimentation teaches better.

When it comes to programming related topics that aren't the language themselves, though, I prefer classes.

>> No.10196773

>>10196767
You're a university student then? I went to take a placement test a few years ago and had a nervous breakdown on my way. I think I'm fucked

>> No.10196777

>>10196758
get out of /jp/

>> No.10196796

>>10196777
Why? You wouldn't be here yourself if you didn't feel a need for communication

>> No.10196817

>>10196766
How do you make friends on Steam?

>> No.10196824

>>10196817
Play games on servers that are based around a community you like.

If you have trouble talking on mic though I dunno. I made a bunch of my friends on TF2 by complimenting their weapon names because they were about touhou or an anime/ video games I had liked.

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>>10196824
I live in a small house and everyone will be able to hear me if I speak too much. I'm scared talking to so many people moving on with their lives and such would depress me even more

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>>10196796
/jp/ should be enough for you

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>> No.10196859

>>10196840
Why do you care about other people? Everyone is moving towards the same fate, it's just they aren't enjoying their lives as much as us.

Sorry if that sounded edgy. I didn't mean for it to but you know what I mean.

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>> No.10196872

>>10196871
Me on the right atm.

Playing the HECK out of SMT Nocturne

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>> No.10196880

Should I delete my thread? I don't want spam.

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>> No.10196882

>>10196880
Yeah. It was fun while it lasted

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>>10196873
/pol/ is a very funny board.

>> No.10196888

Hi hello, I've been a NEET for four years now.

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>> No.10196889

>>10196859
I'm concerned about my future. I started having panic attacks recently concerning going to uni for nursing. I really want to make friends but its hard for me

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>> No.10196904

>>10196889
I used to have ban anxiety when I was in college for IT. I just took a term of Gen Ed and took a break. You could do that or take some time off. If money isn't a problem I suggest that.
If you don't put any effort in then nothing will come out. Making friends is easy online.

Not too sure how university works though.

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>> No.10196907

>>10196899
RIP in peace funy 4chan

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>> No.10196931

wow this thread is really funny

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