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Anonymous Mon Dec 10 05:30:44 2012 No.10192933 [DELETED]

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>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 10 05:32:13 2012 No.10192940 Who's /jp/ the unwashed cock or the girl?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 10 05:32:43 2012 No.10192943 File: 310 KB, 1280x720, 1344400719564.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What does it smell like?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 10 05:32:58 2012 No.10192945 >>10192933 Sushi?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 10 05:33:13 2012 No.10192946 >>10192940 The pants

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 10 05:35:13 2012 No.10192952 >>10192945 and piss

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 10 05:35:58 2012 No.10192954 Is it only uncut cocks that smell?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 10 05:36:28 2012 No.10192955 File: 385 KB, 1280x720, 1355135560310.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 10 05:38:43 2012 No.10192964 File: 33 KB, 360x271, 1332424806228.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10192955 Do the monobrow Azunyan one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 10 05:39:13 2012 No.10192969 File: 104 KB, 710x399, 1354737944705.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >that smegma smell

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 10 05:40:28 2012 No.10192970 File: 32 KB, 360x271, 1355135916935.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 10 05:41:28 2012 No.10192974 File: 157 KB, 1920x1080, [CoalGuys] K-ON! Movie (1080p) [6839C336].mkv_snapshot_00.08.06_[2012.07.24_03.15.31].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10192970

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 10 05:42:43 2012 No.10192975 File: 87 KB, 710x399, 1355135998088.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Dec 10 05:43:28 2012 No.10192978

tru story time.

A couple of days ago I was lucid dreaming while napping like I usually do. I'm new to lucid dreaming so stuff like having sex doesn't work for me, I get way too excited and wake up from the dream instantly. But this time the dream was so real and vivid that I actually had to check constantly if I was still dreaming, nothing like I've had before. Usually my lucid dreams are kind of 'dusky' if I had to describe it in a made up term. Very gray and distorted.

But this one was full of rich color and I could feel every movement I was making. All my lucid dreams start with me getting up from my bed and then performing a reality check (hold my nose and breathing through it). After that I walk out of my room and into the living room. I rarely see other people in my lucid dreams but this time there was a little girl with blonde hair sitting on my couch watching TV. She looked so real that I had to do several double takes. I'd estimate she was about 13 years old, kinda reminded me off that little vampire girl from that one anime I haven't even watched (Bakemonogatari? or something). I moved closer to her and she looked at me and smiled. I can't remember exactly what happened next but then she was sucking my cock with me sitting on the couch. Unfortunately the dream ended soon after that.

TL;DR lucid dreaming is p. cool.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 10 05:43:43 2012 No.10192979 >>10192970 >>10192975 these look terrible, op.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 10 05:44:13 2012 No.10192982 File: 32 KB, 259x346, risamad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10192978 I don't like long stories.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 10 05:46:58 2012 No.10192987 File: 33 KB, 259x346, 1355136241945.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 10 05:48:13 2012 No.10192990 File: 62 KB, 258x283, risamad2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10192987

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 10 05:49:43 2012 No.10192994 File: 38 KB, 258x283, 1355136481532.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 10 05:50:43 2012 No.10192997 File: 104 KB, 1280x720, dsfaasdfsad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10192982 I included a too long didnt read just 4u. this is the vampire girl I was talking bout,

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 10 05:52:28 2012 No.10193002 File: 26 KB, 142x186, risamad3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10192994

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 10 05:52:58 2012 No.10193004 >>10192997 Looks like panty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 10 05:54:43 2012 No.10193013 and 2 minutes later here comes another picture with a mustache

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 10 05:54:43 2012 No.10193014 >>10192997 You got good taste

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 10 05:55:13 2012 No.10193023 >>10193014 I havent even watched the anime. Just the subconscious doing its work while dreaming.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 10 05:55:58 2012 No.10193021 File: 16 KB, 142x186, 1355136739700.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 10 05:56:28 2012 No.10193027 File: 23 KB, 141x181, risamad4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10193021

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 10 05:56:28 2012 No.10193026 File: 189 KB, 768x1024, %%%%CRAZY@@@!#esfdsf1338746252946.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] CRAZY HATATE THREAD!

Anonymous Mon Dec 10 05:57:28 2012 No.10193030

I consider myself Kinsey 6 homosexual. I have literally never felt physical attraction to a woman. When I was a baby, I nearly starved before my parents figured out they'd have to use a bottle because I wouldn't touch a breast.

When I went to school, I literally was unable to see girls. Every day, I would go to class and look around and wonder who all the empty seats were for. I thought the other guys were crazy because they sometimes had arguments with thin air.

When I went to high school, I joined the football AND swim teams so I could spend more time in the locker rooms. It wasn't really the nudity-- I had porn-- but the *smell* of the dicks that I was going for.

That's why, in the Navy, I took laundry duty every chance I got. I fantasized about our instructor taking me in, adopting me, and having me as a live-in maid.

Naturally, I picked up AIDS somewhere along the line. Some seedy bath house, I guess.

Right now, I'm teaching a men's rights class.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 10 05:59:13 2012 No.10193035 oh look you changed the times just to spite me you also proved that you're doing it by doing so

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 10 05:59:13 2012 No.10193037 File: 29 KB, 243x286, 1352258924529.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >/jp/

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 10 06:03:28 2012 No.10193043 After not having a shower for a few days the smell kind of gets me aroused and I usually end up having to masturbate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 10 06:04:43 2012 No.10193048 >>10193043 Try going for a month, the smell makes me feel sick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 10 06:04:58 2012 No.10193049 File: 169 KB, 555x641, too lewd1339041405627.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10192933 >>10193037

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 10 06:05:58 2012 No.10193052 >>10193048 I enjoy showers far to much to go an entire month without one, most I can handle is a week at max.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 10 06:06:28 2012 No.10193054 >>10193052 Loser

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