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10192920 No.10192920 [Reply] [Original]

now you can take homu with you to school

>> No.10192923

I'd literally beat up a kid if I saw them wearing that.

>> No.10192929

>>10192923
>literally
so you'd hit them upwards?

>> No.10192930

>>10192923
I'd beat you up for beating him up nerd

>> No.10192935
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10192935

me with my bag

>> No.10192936 [DELETED] 

>>10192923

As if you could even harm a feeble child, you nerdlord

>> No.10192937
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>>10192923

>> No.10192938

>>10192923
I thought of buying myself one but then I saw your post.

>> No.10192939

>>10192930
>>10192923
No fighting in the school

>> No.10192941

>>10192936
I'm not that guy, but if I saw some fat, unshaven guy wearing this backpack I would without a doubt deliver a kick directly to his face.

>> No.10192950

>>10192923
I would be really tempted to this too. I probably wouldn't do it, but I would at least take a picture of him and post it on /jp/ so we could laugh at him together.

>> No.10192956

actually never mind I'd find the kids parents and beat them up for being disgusting fucks who force their kid to wear an anime backpack.

>> No.10192958 [DELETED] 

>>10192941

Whoa there, easy now, you will cut yourself with all of that edginess

>> No.10192961

>>10192956
backpacks are for hicks anyway

>> No.10192965

>>10192941
Just so you know, even if he's not very big and you're quite tall, proper kicks to the face are no easy feature.

>> No.10192966

>>10192950
For the lulz

>> No.10192981

>>10192965
You obviously knock them on the ground first then kick the face.

>> No.10192984
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>> No.10192985

>>10192984
gods work.

>> No.10192998

>>10192965
I can kick my ceiling with a bit of a hop before I kick so I think I can kick some dude's face just fine.

>> No.10193000

>>10192935
no replies?

>> No.10193005

>>10193000
I've seen it before, what do you want me to say?
I guess the sort of person who is happy to carry things around in that bag doesn't really care what other people think.

>> No.10193006

>>10192998
are you a ninja?

>> No.10193009

>>10192998
Do you always fall on your back after that?

>> No.10193024

>>10193009
Not on my back, no. At the least I'll land on one foot and one arm, but never on my back.

>> No.10193031

>>10193024
How much time do you spend kicking your ceiling? Why are you such an expert?

>> No.10193033

>>10192998
Not effectively. You either have a low standard in kick potential or are not a combat physicist, and regardless you're not fit for /jp/ battles.

>> No.10193039

>>10192984
Is that Charlie Chaplin?

>> No.10193070

>>10193031
Boredom.

>> No.10193082
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>>10192984

>> No.10193085

>>10193024
If you can balance on both of those after falling on ground.

>> No.10193093

>>10192935
>>10193000
Cute bag dude.

>> No.10193094

/jp/ - Roof kicking culture

>> No.10193097

Even if you don't jump, you can kick someone in the face.

>> No.10193098
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>>10193097
What's the point if you don't even get to look cool?

>> No.10193101
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10193101

that feelio when no longer in school and have no need for a homu backpack

>> No.10193104 [DELETED] 

always a 2 minute delay between your posts that reply to themselves ^_^

>> No.10193107

>>10193104
nice try but you aren't fooling anyone janiturd

>> No.10193116

I already have a Strike Witches bag. I am set. I take my Sanya plushie to university every single day in it.

>> No.10193113

>>10192935
Mine is cuter, Usotsukiya bitches!

>>10193101
I know that kimochi... ;_;

>> No.10193121

#SWAG

>> No.10193123
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10193123

I wish I had a homu bag...

>> No.10193125

>>10193116
Why haven't you been beaten up yet?

>> No.10193128

>>10193125
He said university, not high school.

>> No.10193135

>>10193125
Because no one notices me or talks to me. Plus as the guy above me said, it's university, not high school. Nobody really cares.

>> No.10193146

>>10193135
Half pictures of your bag, or maybe link to a store to see it.

>> No.10193151

>>10193146
That was supposed to be Have*, sorry its getting late.

>> No.10193156
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>>10193146
It's pretty plain. No one would notice if they weren't up close.

>> No.10193161

>>10193156
I'd use that.

>> No.10193164

>>10193156
Yeah most people probably think its some video game if they notice it at all, its not garish like a lot of anime related stuff either.

>> No.10193167

>>10193156
Thats really cool, how much did it cost you?

>> No.10193178

>>10193167
I think I payed $40. It was pretty costly, but I don't really mind.

>> No.10193182

>>10193164
The problem being it's sorta vague, so people might get interested thinking it's a shooter or something, and that'd be awkward.

>> No.10193188

>>10193182
Oh I suppose, I'd probably just say "oh its a show I enjoy," and change the topic.

>> No.10193189

>>10193178
>$40
that's not very costly

>> No.10193198

>>10193189
It's a fair bit on my disability pension.

>>10193182
>>10193188
No one has asked me about it. I hope they never do.

>> No.10193214

lol but she ded

>> No.10193233

>>10193198
Why would you get disability pension if you go to Uni?

>> No.10193238

>>10192941
What if you saw a handsome guy ironically wearing the backpack?

>> No.10193240

>>10193238

Is he unshaven?

>> No.10193244

>>10193233
Because I don't work and I have mental problems.

Living expenses are still applicable while you're in uni.

>> No.10193245

>>10193244
Are you autistic?

>> No.10193253

>>10193245
I wish.

No. Just a personality disorder apparently.

>> No.10193265

>>10193253
You get a disability pension because you think you're a duck?

>> No.10193270

>>10193265
Precisely.

>> No.10193281 [DELETED] 

I suppose I would have worn it back in the day but it would have never replaced my LA Raiders backpack.

>> No.10193292

>>10192920
Wear one of those and see how quickly some fatty is summoned from the shadows before anyone else talks to you.

>> No.10193313

>>10193292
The twist is that the person willing to purchase and wear this is likely that same fatty.

>> No.10193361

>>10192920

Is there a backpack like that but with the text in Japanese?

>> No.10193363
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10193363

Why is /jp/ so hostile?

>> No.10193368

>>10193363
I'm not hostile :-)

>>10193361
I Googled it and didn't see anything.

>> No.10193369
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>>10193363
hehehe, fucking
DORK

>> No.10193385

>>10193363
Because most of /jp/ is either mentally ill, chronic assholes or both.

>> No.10193391

>>10193385
B-but Satan's voice is so sweet!

>> No.10193398

Are depression and anxiety mental illnesses?

>> No.10193401

>>10193398
Yeah, if they fit DSM criteria

>> No.10193411

I'd buy it if it was a messenger bag. It'd be kind of cool.

Backpacks are for nerds.

>> No.10193424
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10193424

I know /jp/ would love this.

http://www.jlist.com/product/SEA239

>> No.10193428

>>10193424
That is so fucking stupid and useless, j-list is so fucking stupid and weeaboo.

>> No.10193429

>>10193424
>the culture of Japan where the NEET is king
This is news to me. I suspect it's news to Japan as well.

>> No.10193432

>>10193424
>jlist
That bag and description are terrible.

>> No.10193456

>>10193411
Are messenger bags the cool thing now? Back when I was in school only fags used messenger bags. I literally mean fags, too. You know those kids who talked gay and came to school with eyeliner and their nails painted black. They would also have random buttons on the bags like the misfits or ramones.

>> No.10193461

>>10193456
it's ok because i'm gay.

>> No.10193464

>>10193456

>nails painted black

Er that's not gay.

>They would also have random buttons on the bags like the misfits

Ah a troll. Carry on.

>> No.10193471

>>10193464
You actually think nails painted black and buttons on your bags looks good or what?

>> No.10193477

>>10193456

Ahaha, you forgot they also dye their hair black and cover one eye.

>> No.10193472

>>10193456
I imagine a lot of /jp/ were those kids in school.

>> No.10193475

>>10193471
it doesn't but it ain't gay, bro.

>> No.10193480

>>10193475
Putting eyeliner on and painting your nails black isn't gay anymore?

>> No.10193481

>>10193189

Yes it is you spoiled faggot who's mommy/daddy gave them too much money.


>>10193398

Everything is a mental illness.

I'm not kidding, the entire thing is complete pseudoscientific bullshit. Atleast in the US, anyone could fake nearly anything in DSM, because they're not even real diseases. I mean, you can't fake Huntingtons, cancer, or epilepsy can you?

>> No.10193484

>>10193480
no

>> No.10193489

>>10193484
I bet you do that and just don't want to be accused of being a faggot.

>> No.10193490

>>10193480

It's still pretty gay. He either still does it, or used to do it and is just defending himself.

It's a pretty gay look. Nothing wrong with looking gay though.

>> No.10193507

>>10193489
ok, you seem like a great internet detective.

>> No.10193522
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>>10193507
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MAndQE3UzA

>> No.10193526
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>>10192935
sandals with socks..

>> No.10193531

>>10193522
i'm just saying i'm gay and i don't do that

>> No.10193533

I'd buy it and make my sister use it but it has such a lame phrase on the back I don't want her getting beat up by a pissed off /jp/sie.

>> No.10193534

>>10193522
Exactly the kind of kids I was thinking of. I hope nobody on /jp/ is like that.

>> No.10193536

>>10193531

no hard feelings

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>>10193534

>> No.10195235

>>10192920
I already took Homu to an exam before albeit she had to wait in the hall. I did well on the exam and finished quicker than expected. Or maybe it was just because of Homu glitching time hah.

>> No.10195241
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>>10195235

>> No.10195245

>>10193464
Who are you quoting?

>> No.10195242

>>10193424
what the hell? Why would a neet need a bag?

>> No.10195269
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>> No.10195301

i don't think i'll ever get this homu thing!!!

>> No.10195314
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>>10195269
But Homu, I can't enjoyee because you'll never be real and I'll never be able to cuddle you and pinch your cheek while asking, "who homu here?"

>> No.10195320

>>10195242
Why wouldn't they?

>> No.10195324

>>10195242
I still go to the store to get foods/snacks

it's fairly useful to have you're own bag

>> No.10195352

>>10195324
just get a plastic bag from the store

>> No.10195357

>>10195352
They charge for those now.

>> No.10195353

>>10195314

You're only sad about this because you're forgetting the first noble truth.

>> No.10195359

>>10192920
B-but we can self-insert as the little girl and depend on Homu right? I wish I had such a true bro ;_;

>> No.10195368

>>10195359
Homu was a creepy clingy stalker who decided some random girl was her best friend ever after interacting with her for a month. Now go back to /a/ with your unironic use of the word ``bro''.

>> No.10195369
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10195369

I swear to God if I catch one of you nerds wearing one of these....

>> No.10195389

>>10195368
Yandere Homu makes my dick diamonds. Behead Mumi and poison Kyouko for just interacting with Madoka.

>> No.10195391

>>10195352
>>10195357
Not only do they charge at certain places there also far stronger then plastic bags meaning I only need one bag to carry what I need

>> No.10195393

>>10195369
i'll smash your teeth in you little prick

>> No.10195395

I would proudly wear that backpack.
By the way, I look like Arnold Schwarzenegger in his prime.

>> No.10195402

>>10195393
Bring it poindexter.

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>>10192935
me with my bag

>> No.10195414

They have highly overestimated the dimensions of shit the target market would carry.

Is there a laptop bag?

>> No.10195428

>>10195408
Where BUY pls QQ

>> No.10195433 [DELETED] 

>>10195428

If memory serve right, that was a comiket release item from this year.

>> No.10195447
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>>10195433
Yup

>> No.10196342

ステマ乙

>> No.10196354

>>10195359

I sure hope this post is ironic

>> No.10196360

>>10195408
/jp/ meetup pic

>> No.10200541

I hope I get a Homu for Christmas. ;_;

>> No.10200547

>>10192920
people would bully me if I wore this

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