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>> No.10192845

Translation please!

>> No.10192851

translate it weeb

>> No.10192853

some shit about sluts slutting it up.

>> No.10192855

me on the right

>> No.10192858

These are both really bad outfits but I would choose right of lefts body (short girls are disgusting)

>> No.10192860

ビッチ

>> No.10192897

Guide to identifying potential fuck buddies; the good (left) and bad (right) kinds.

>> No.10192900

>>10192897
What's bad about the right?
Bad sex?

>> No.10192914

>>10192900
To summarize from what I skimmed:
Right=slut who doesn't realize she is a slut and acts like she is pure and innocent
Left=slut who knows she's a slut and acts the part

I'd want a slut with the appearance of the girl on the right but the personality of the left. And I know they exist.

>> No.10192918

>>10192858
Absolute shit taste, mate.

>> No.10192926

The left is more sexually attractive than the right.

>> No.10192927

>>10192914
So the right one is just a typical woman.

>> No.10192932

>>10192927
Yeah basically.

>> No.10192976

>>10192927
Not all women are shallow sluts like you seem to think.

>> No.10192980

>>10192976
they really are

>> No.10192983
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This popped up on iqdb. I have never laughed this hard in my entire life.

>> No.10192986

>>10192980
How would you know?

>> No.10192989

>>10192986
trust me, i'm a doctor

>> No.10192991

>>10192989
So you think that your own mother is a slut?

>> No.10192993
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>>10192983

>> No.10192995

>>10192983

i dont get it

>> No.10193003

>>10192983
>From his spine to his fingertips, he was assaulted by an intense pain as if molten lead were poured into him. Emiya Shirou was completely unable to move.

what?!

>> No.10193020

>>10192991
actually she is which is why i was born

>> No.10193041

>>10192991
you think your mom isnt a slut?
she's probably had hundreds of dicks in her

>> No.10193058

>>10193041
Yeah, but they were all from my dad.

>> No.10193060

The only difference is the right one wants more money than the left.

>> No.10193062

>>10193058
your dad has hundreds of dicks?

>> No.10193088

>>10193062
I have hundreds of dads.

>> No.10193089

My mom has only had sex with 3-4 men (We talk about our sex lives together) and now she really isn't interested in sex at all (she is in her 40s) and doesn't want to get married again so I think she's on the less slutty side.

>> No.10193092

>>10193089
>3-4
How can she not be sure when it's such a low number?
She's probably slept with at least 20 men.

>> No.10193096

>>10193089
>only had sex with 3-4 men
>only
Lel

>> No.10193102

>>10193089
>our sex lives
Are you fucking your mommy?

>> No.10193105

>>10193102
You don't?

>> No.10193106

>>10193092
I couldn't remember not that she couldnt remember I know she had sex with 2 guys when she was in the Army and then with my dad for 16 years before divorce and now all she does is stay home and watch tv (She is very against porn and stuff too)

>> No.10193111

>>10193105
No, I only fuck you're mum.

>> No.10193112

>>10193102
No I am a girl and I don't feel comfortable talking to anybody but my mother about my problems. She is my BFF until the world ends.

>> No.10193114

>>10193106
>Army

Gangbangs all around. Her obstacle course was traversing a maze of dicks.

>> No.10193115

>>10193105
Yeah, I fuck her too.

>> No.10193117

>>10193112

>girl
>on /jp/

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.10193122

>>10193117
Don't make fun of me please.

>> No.10193124

>>10193117
There are lots of girls if you look around like Milk, The one who posts in the MMD thread, Princess of Crystal, Gensokyo Gal,etc. you just ignore them is all

>> No.10193136

>>10193124
>Princess of Crystal, Gensokyo Gal,etc
those arent girls

>> No.10193140 [DELETED] 

>>10193136
DIE CIS BIGOT!

>> No.10193149
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10193149

>females on /jp/

>> No.10193168

>>10193149
watch out, posting a reaction image that's clearly from another board identifies you as a filthy crossboarder

>> No.10193196

>>10193168
That's homemade.

>> No.10193210

>>10193168
Except that everyone and their mother is a crossboarder, my dear nerd.

>> No.10193219

>>10193210
No stoo trying to change the meaning of crossboarder to make your filth more acceptable.

>> No.10193224

>>10193219
You live in fantasy world.

>> No.10193231

at least red clothes girl is honest.

>> No.10193237

>>10193224
Shut your mouth whore!

Crossboarder does not mean "visiting another board" it mean bring shit from other boards to /jp/.

I really can't wait for comiket season to be over so you disgusting pigs go back to your pen.

>> No.10193246

>>10193210
Correct, just some like you are dumb enough to post crossboard memes no one here likes.

>> No.10193250
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oh wow. Sanae thread.

>> No.10193294

apparently people didn't like it so he deleted it off his pixiv
lol

>> No.10193578

Everyone who uses the term crossboarder got here in 2012, which is just as bad.

>> No.10194388

>>10192851
translate THIS
*whips out dick*

>> No.10194544

I love these comparison pictures.

>> No.10194976

>>10192817
Japanese hostess club bitches?

>> No.10195273

mmm i love the word bitch especially when it's used in the sexual context

>> No.10195341

>>10192817
So Japan have also those kind of threads.

>> No.10195372

>>10195273
I called my mother a bitch once.

She said I went too far

>> No.10195410

>>10195372

It really affects girls when you call them that.

>> No.10195646
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>>10195643

>> No.10195643

I... I kind of like slutty clothes on girls sometimes.

>> No.10195653

You're mother had sex and is used goods

>> No.10195656

>>10195643
woah

>> No.10195670

>>10195643
>athens
>liking girls

>> No.10195709
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>>10195643
someone call the police this pos stole athens trip

>> No.10195712

>>10195643
athens can we meet up in Birmingham

>> No.10195721

>>10195643
This makes a lot of sense. Women are objects to you. Have you ever actually liked and respected a female?

>> No.10195745

>>10195712
I live/work in London.

I suppose I could come up to Birmingham, but how are we going to identify each other?

We'd have to have a pass phrase of some kind, like in spy movies where the guy with the trench coat goes up to another guy and says something like "Who will help the widow's son?"

Except in this case it would be "wich 2hu fuk?"

>>10195721
Yes. Of course.

>> No.10195751

>>10195745
I'll look for the fat nerd scoffing at women and saying they shouldn't be allowed to walk around without a man because they contribute nothing themselves, while you eat your Gregg's sausage rolls you bought with your dole money LOL

>> No.10195759

>>10195751
>dole money

I work. Are you condoning benefit fraud? They have a hotline for that now.

>sausage rolls

Plebfood.

>> No.10195766

>>10195759
>I work.

For where, the Daily Mail? LOL

>> No.10195768

>>10195745
I don't mean it in the "that bitch is hot I'd nail her" way. Are you actually capable of feeling deeper endearment for females?

>> No.10195776

>>10195768
Why wouldn't I be? It's not like I had an abusive childhood.

>>10195766
Is that supposed to be an insult? I'm pretty sure Daily Mail journos and editors earn pretty damn good wages.

>> No.10195772
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>>10195766
This man is out of control.

>> No.10195783

>>10195776
Oh man, because wages are the only thing that matter? Are you literally 12? Oh Jesus you are 12 LOL

>> No.10195786

>>10195776
>Why wouldn't I be?

You tell me. You're the one who always acts passive-aggressive towards females. It seems to me like you see them as dirty sexual objects. Tell me about your mother.

>> No.10195799

>>10195783
What's wrong with you? You seem really irate about something.

>>10195786
I think women are kind of easier to wind up than men, so it's fun to push their buttons on occasion. I wouldn't describe it as malicious though.

As for seeing them as dirty sexual objects. Sometimes. Not necessarily dirty though. I hardly think this is a trait exclusive to me.

>> No.10195809

>>10195799
Epic rebuttal to my argument, bro. And nice dodging my earlier question. I hope you're happy selling Big Issues after all you get more than the minimum wage and it's the wages that count LOL

>> No.10195812

>>10195799
Don't you care about the poor maidens whose feelings you hurt in the process?

>> No.10195820

>>10195783
>>10195786

I've noticed people like you always crawl out of the woodwork when Athens starts posting again.

>> No.10195837

>>10195820
Its great isn't it, they get all upset over athens yet it seems like he always takes it pretty easy.

>> No.10195840
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athens what happened to meru

>> No.10195846

>>10195809
I work for a publishing house, in marketing. The wages are fairly good, and there's the possibility of a secondment to an East Asian territory next year. So I'm fairly happy with it. I can always move into something more finance or law related down the line if I so choose, but for now I'm satisfied with this.

Also:

>Birmingham

Do you actually have any business presence in your city beyond corner shops?

>>10195812
I don't think I hurt anyone's feelings. Nobody is that fragile.

>>10195820
Yes. I wonder why these "why do you not like women?" posters always seem to surface whenever I post in a thread.

>> No.10195854

Wow, I like that left girl's boots. Where can I get some like those?

>> No.10195851
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>> No.10195855

>>10195820
why is he even back? i thought he was gone for good. although seeing the state the board is in i don't mind.

>> No.10195858

>>10195840
God knows. Didn't she start posting on /ck/?

>> No.10195863

Athens, why do you hate women?

>> No.10195869

>>10195846
>Yes. I wonder why these "why do you not like women?" posters always seem to surface whenever I post in a thread.

Yes. I cannot imagine.

>> No.10195875

athens m8 is it true ur a paki bastard

>> No.10195878

Athens, have you actually talked to a female in your life?

>> No.10195885

>>10195869
Well it seems strange that a board that can be so hostile to women takes such exception to things I said in the past to be honest. Doesn't really tally up with the reality of /jp/.

For the record, I think my attitude is more apathetic than anything else. I'm not a so edgy misanthrope, but statistically speaking I'm sure there are just as many shitty men as shitty women. Female distinctiveness just means they register more on our radar.

>> No.10195911

>>10195885
Apathetic since when? Didn't you always whine about girls ignoring you?

>> No.10195916

>>10195885
>I think my attitude is more apathetic than anything else.
athens and misogyny are effectively synonymous at this point.

>> No.10195915

>>10195911
>since when

Since 3 years ago.

>> No.10195918

>>10195885
This is largely wishful thinking, but I imagine the difference is mostly that we're also fairly apathetic and neutral.

"Women are sluts."
/r9k/: "FUCKING WOMEN GRR."
/jp/: "So what?"

Women are outside. They're mythical creatures in the outer realms past the piss pots and beyond the front door so they cannot harm us.

So when you come along and say these things, it upsets our sensibilities. Leave blacks alone, leave Muslims alone, leave homosexuals alone, leave cobblers alone, leave women alone. We want nothing to do with your crazy views and if you want to express them do so somewhere other than here.

>> No.10195919

>>10195885
You have matured quite a bit, Athens-san.

>> No.10195920

>>10195915
What happened 3 years ago?

>> No.10195925

>>10195918
You don't speak for me you fag. Go make a thread about how much you love Milk or something.

>> No.10195932

>>10195918
>Leave blacks alone, leave Muslims alone, leave homosexuals alone, leave cobblers alone, leave women alone.

No. There are more /new/smen here than just Athens. Go back to your hugbox on Reddit or SomethingAwful.

>> No.10195950

>>10195932
>SomethingAwful

Come to think of it, him being a goon would actually make sense. Note how he pretends to be apolitical by bringing up political matters nobody else even raised in this thread. Note the whiny, "Leave X alone" tone of his post. It's obvious this is a man to whom social justice and 10bux forums mean a great deal.

>>10195918
Nobody said "fucking women grr" you paranoid loon. You were the one who tried to play Freud in the first place and brought the topic up.

>> No.10195965

>>10195916
An unfair association.

>>10195919
I just think age tends to mellow people out in general. Looking back on it, complaining about women as a group is retarded. Sure, modern women are pretty damn bad, but so are modern men. There's no rational path of action other than try and go your own way and avoid any entanglements with such people.

>> No.10195969

>>10195745
Tell us about your tsundere crushes Athens-chan!

>> No.10195976

>>10195965
>avoid any entanglements with such people.

Are you admitting you're asexual or homosexual?

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>>10195976
I'd imagine many here on /jp/ would do the same thing without being asexual or homosexual.

>> No.10195993

>>10195950

Not just that. it's the whole 'lol you're a loser!' thing goons pull. they do it to anyone the suspect is a 'pedo' for liking lolis for example. even the fattest, most pathetic goons feel they have the right to speak down to people like that. That's what tipped me off.

>> No.10195994

>>10195965
>An unfair association.
Fair or not, it's there. Tell someone "athens posted today" with no other information and the response will be something along the lines of "oh boy somebody made yet another thread about how women are shitty."

>> No.10196006

>>10195976
Are you calling someone gay because they'd prefer to avoid men and women they don't think they'd get along with?

>> No.10196029

>>10195993
I've noticed.

Goons are usually the very definition of a normalfriend. Meaning a person who, in real life, would be considered quite pathetic, and who can only exercise a feeling of superiority to someone else by coming to places like 4chan.

Note how the goon will trumpet the fact he has a girlfriend as some kind of great achievement for example, whereas actual ordinary people consider this hardly worthy of note.

Or note how the goon desperately tries to cling to 'trendy' status quo beliefs to assure himself that he really is just the same as the people around him on a day to day basis. It's not actual normality, it's posturing at what the goon perceives to be normality, which is why it comes across as very hyperbolic and comical (shit like PUA for example).

Goonery is a sad, miserable existence. When a goon dies, the last thing he sees is Lowtax's face.

>> No.10196301

>>10195965
Well said.

It's like that quote about how entertainment media is 90% shit. Yeah, there are a lot of inconsiderate, ignorant, immature, and otherwise horrible-for-reasons-beginning-with-I women out there these days. There are a lot of men about which you could say the same or worse. Writing off a whole sex, or humanity in general, isn't the answer. You can certainly do that, and some do, but I doubt it makes anyone feel any better about themselves, and it sure doesn't change shit.

>> No.10196305

>>10192900
More that she's a fake, clingy, codependent basket cast.

>> No.10196330

Just wanted to say hi to my idol, athens-san. Hi athens-san!

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