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relationship with Youmu.
i don't like youmu very much
>>10172541Youmu a shit
A relationship? You're thinking too long-term.
>>10172668Not feelin' it.
An abusive relationship with Youmu?
>>10172683I want to be abused by Youmu.
Youmu a love. >>10172632Say that to my face not on the internet and see what happens.
>>10172703I'm here now what the fuck you gonna do?
>>10172711You got a problem with Youmu bitch? You wish you had that bitchin hairstyle
>>10172695She doesn't much seem to be the abusive type.
>>10172715Her hair is dumb.You're dumb.
I hate Youmu so fucking much.So fucking much.And all of you as well!
I have an unexplainable and irrational hatred for her.
>>10172736>Her hair is dumb.I smell see jealousy in your words.
>>10172734Hmm... I guess that sorta makes sense then, in a way.
>>10172760Explain to me how that style could appeal to anyone but the people with the lowest of tastes.
>>10172760You can't smell words, dork.jesus chris youmu fans are dumb.
>>10172775>>10172777>>10172782Stop bullying.Also, that hair is actually kind of stylish.
>>10172802No it isn't. It's shit. Feces. Excrement. Congrats in having terrible taste in Touhou's. I'll bet you like Wriggles too.
>>10172813You got a problem with Wriggle, turdburglar?
I have a hard time pinning a personality to Youmu. Maybe that's why I didn't like her in the first place?She's cute though.
>>10172813Whoa, Wriggle? That's going a little too far, man.
>>10172813Dude, what the fuck?NOBODY likes Wriggle.
>>10172802But I am genuinely curious as to what people see in it.
Have no fear, the cavalry arrived.
>>10172813You don't like Wriggle either? Fuck you, you have shit taste.
>>10172845Wriggle a shit.
Oh, it's you again. Why do you do these things? You have something against the color green?>>10172824You are incorrect.
>>10172845You like the worst possible Touhou. I'll bet you shit in a bowl and eat just for a hot meal. I'll bet you also love MLP and Nickelback.
>>10172820>>10172823>>10172845>liking the wrigglehaha oh wow
What are Youmu's ten desires?
>>10172862Eat the dick.>>10172869You too.
>>10172875She only has eight, try not to make fun of her for it.
>>10172875To stop sucking in ten ways.
>>10172885I need the fuckings Youmu's ten desires, now
>>101729058 inches, eight of them.
>>10172903Yeah, she has no tits or a life.
Youmu would be terrible with relationships.
>>10172940And just terrible at things that don't require being boring in general.
Remember guys, all the cool kids on /jp/ hate Youmu
I'm sure she'd be a great best friend.
>>10173018I wouldn't go as far as to say best friend.
Yuyuko would secretly try to break you up, because relationships take away valuable gardening/misc. slavery time.If she couldn't do that, she'd "accidentally" kill you and eat your corpse in front of youmu to deter her from finding a life of her own ever again.
I'm done straight PUSSY GAZING every time I see Youmu bending over
>>10173104Why would I ever pursue a relationship with Youmu if Yuyuko was an option this whole time?
>>10173104What if you worked alongside Youmu? Would Yuyuko then try and get Youmu a harem for cheap labor?
>>10173121I'm not into older ladies.
>>10173121Because Yuyuko plays the ditz but she is devious.
Why would I ever pursue a relationship with Youmu if Yuugi was an option this whole time?
>>10173121She's a sociopath who can hardly restrain herself from eating sentients in public.
>>10173147But she was never an option.
10 top best 2hu (in no order)ParseeByakurenSeigaSanaeMarisaReimuKaguyaReisenSakuyaChenTop 10 worst 2huYoumuYukariYuyukoYuugiOkuuRanSatoriMokouWriggleMystia
>>10173175oh poor u
Why do you hate Youmu she's beautiful
>>10173175>Top 10 worst 2hu>Yakumo-samaI'm gonna fuckin' kill u...
>>10173175>10 top best 2hu (in no order)>Sanae>Reimu>Kaguya>Reisen>Sakuya>Chen>Top 10 worst 2hu>Yukari>Yuugi>Okuu>Satori>MystiaMy pleb tastes detector is off the charts
>>10172821Here, have this one. It's an easy fit.
>>10173175>Sanae>Seiga>Chen>Reisen>Kaguya>best>All of top 10 worst>worstI really did, just puked in my mouth reading this because of how genuinely awful this post is. This is truly, the worst post on /jp/. I really hope, I'm being "tricked!"
Seriously, what the fuck is a half-ghost.
>>10176451Thank you for posting this in the correct thread instead of allowing it to stand as a topic of its own. You're helping to better /jp/.
>>10176464It's when you have ghost semen.
>>10173175>All of that post
>>10176451>mfwI know the original picture. Good Job.