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The strongest thread!
Are you going to go swimming this winter, /jp/?

>> No.10168577

Swimming is for normals.


When I was young I always got pressured to swim.
I had to swim in the dirty sea water with the whole ocean floor populated with sharp rocks and seaweed. I couldn't even see what was in the water since it's so dirty.

And in the swimming pool there were these scary pipe thingies that you could get sucked into. But at least it's far better than the ocean. I still visit a nearby public pool every other week to take pictures of the prebuscent girls.

>> No.10168603

>>10168577
How small do you have to be to get sucked into the vents? What are you, Nemo?

>> No.10168634

>>10168577
>populated with sharp rocks
what

>> No.10168635

>>10168634
He means "toe cutters" which are actually live crustaceans.

>> No.10168640

>>10168634
oh and as for the pipes, I suspect the original author of the original version of that kopipe may have been yammering about going to swim at a reservoir, which is a bad idea. Popular some places, but bad.

>> No.10168638

>>10168577
I always wonder upon reading it on /jp/ if such remarks as yours about prebuscent girls are true.

About swimming, some 3 years since I last went to a pool, even though I like pools, the sea I never liked just as the poster i'm quoting. I'm in the south hemisphere so here it's a little too warm and we are going to the summer, I dislike heat.

>> No.10168645

>prebuscent

>> No.10168656

>>10168577
>I still visit a nearby public pool every other week to take pictures of the prebuscent girls.
Wow.

>> No.10168662

>>10168640
Kopipe? The new meta-ironic Facebook-using neoneoneo-/jp/ amazes me yet again.

>> No.10168665

>>10168656

There's pedophiles in /jp/? Woah, shocking!

(He was probably just kidding, but I also wouldn't doubt it.)

>>10168571

I tried swimming across a shit filled nasty ass 30ft wide stream this summer. I haven't tried swimming since I was a kid though.

I can't swim anymore, I almost drowned mid-way, I couldn't float, barely reathe, and was basically struggling to keep my head up while moving real slow.

Water fucking sucks, fuck water.

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10168675

I love swimming! Recently though I didn't have the opportunity

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>>10168675

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