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10154244 No.10154244[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Does anyone else fantasize about surly Youmu?

I like to imagine that I'm coming home and Youmu is sitting in the kitchen with dark sunken in eyes, glass of vodka in one hand, and a cigarette in her other. She would grumble something about me being a lazy cocksmoker and maybe spit in my general direction before going back to drinking and smoking.

>> No.10154262

Doesn't really match up to Youmu's personality.

>> No.10154266

>>10154262

Every woman shows her true personality after the marriage is finished.

>> No.10154279 [DELETED] 
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I got a question the other day about, y'know, why is smoking and drinking so popular nowadays? What makes the "party lifestyle" so attractive to so many young Americans? And to be honest folks, it starts at home. Out of wedlock births are through the roof, and these single parent mothers just don't have the time to sit down and say "These things are bad for you!". It's a tragedy, it really is.

>> No.10154288

>>10154266
Youmu is already married to her job.

>> No.10154322
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I want to see Youmu smoking meth while covered in Yakuza tattoos. She would say "kono yaro" whenever she seems me.

>> No.10154336

>>10154322
>she seems me
You fucked up Anonymous, and now it's on display for the entire Internet.

>> No.10154370

>>10154244
If you want that, you must be Yuyuko, OP.

>> No.10154374

>>10154370
That doesn't even make sense.

>> No.10154376

Why does it feel like I've read this exact same thread before.

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10154399

I prefer "bitch tears" youmu

>> No.10154409 [DELETED] 

Oh fuck, I see blood...it's dripping on the wall to the dirt. WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>10154388
>>10154397
>>10154409
uh.. you ok man?

>> No.10154428

Please don't delete Bill-sama's posts.

>> No.10154432

>>10154399
>yuyuko_discussing_her_visit_to_jp.jpg

>> No.10154447

>>10154399
Is Yuyuko eating flowers?

>> No.10154470

>>10154447
Cocks.

>> No.10154488

>>10154470
Why is Youmu sad then?

>> No.10154499
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>>10154399
I posted this, I'll leave it up to /jp/ to decide what's on the menu.

Have some more bitch tears

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>>10154447
She wants to eat youmu's giant flying sperm

>> No.10154499,1 [INTERNAL] 

Frases de otimismo para você renovar sua alegria de viver! Escolha a sua frase otimista e compartilhe seu otimismo com os amigos!zcz

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