/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

What's on your wishlist?

[Anonymous No.]

Why would anyone order that microwave chip maker? Why not just make chips like a normal person?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (that's Japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (that's Japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (Korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i don't want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)

[Anonymous No.]

>my little sister can't be this tight

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>>10152339
Why don't you like pink? You want it kawaii but not girly?

[Anonymous No.]

NOTHING.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't use J-list, but I'll be buying a daki cover for myself on Christmas, so that's technically a wish.

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>my little sister can't be this tight

[Anonymous No.]

A better /jp/ where everyone is happy. That is all.

[Anonymous No.]

1. An officer's Ushanka

2. Far Cry 3

3. Fumo's

[Anonymous No.]

Op confirmed for girl

tits or gtfo

[Anonymous No.]

>>10152357
I read "of myself" instead of "for myself".

[Anonymous No.]

>>10152343
>>10152359

>le newfag face.

[Anonymous No.]

>US version

They mean for dumb white pig fatheads am I right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10152365
>implying such a face exists

[Anonymous No.]

>My Little Sister Can't Be This Tight

[Anonymous No.]

Isn't $14 a bit too much for that keychain?

[Anonymous No.]

peter pls go

[Anonymous No.]

ほんとうに。
もうやめろ。

[Anonymous No.]

>My Little Sister Can't Be This Tight

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>>10152378
not when ur a consumerist

[Anonymous No.]

>>10152322
>no le comical tabs

[Anonymous No.]

>My little sister can't be this tight
huh
>My little sister can't be this tight
>MY LITTLE SISTER CAN'T BE THIS TIGHT

MY LITTLE SISTER CAN'T BE THIS TIGHT!

MY LITTLE SISTER CAN'T BE THIS TIGHT!

ZOOMJ
fucklol, seriously, somebody got the copyright owner to authorize this and licensed the trademarks and everything? I think these guys carry taiwanese knockoff goods or something. That'd help explain the rubber 2chan meme keychains with the wrong chara names etc.

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>>10152422
Who would make 2chan merchandise anyway? They produce shit that gets big in the west once in a millenium.

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>>10152341
>>10152351
>>10152403
>>10152422
Crossboarders please leave.

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>>10152422
There's a whole series

>My Little Sister Can't Be This Tight

>My Little Sister's Best Friend Can't Be This Tight


>My Kouhai Can't Be This Tight

[Anonymous No.]

I want you.

[Anonymous No.]

>My Little Sister Can't Be This Tight

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>>10152432
>Crossboarders
Heh. Those aren't outsiders...

[Anonymous No.]

This. It's 2100 yen.

[Anonymous No.]

>my little sister can't be this tight

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>my little sister can't be this tight

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>>10152445

Miscellaneous question: what the hell was up with the book's ending?

If you haven't read it, the protagonist finds a toad in a desolate sector of the planet whilst doing some soul-searching; toads are thought to be extinct thanks to the harsh conditions of Earth and finding one would be extremely fortunate for him, financially and otherwise.

However, it turns out that it's animatronic.

Why end it that way? It's just odd.

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>>10152460
Because the book is about the human condition

[Anonymous No.]

I just want a BTN invite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10152469

Very vague and artsy answer, misunderstood genius-kun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10152475
There's a metaphor here. Toads are extinct and now only toadroids exist. The same could be happening with humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>My little sister can't be this tight

Thanks for reminding me I need to get an onahole
Still unsure which one to get

[Anonymous No.]

>My Little Sister Can't Be This Tight

sounds like a porno

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>>10152446
I wouldn't be so sure:
http://archive.foolz.us/_/search/filename/1293585250328/
http://archive.foolz.us/_/search/filename/you%20brade%20runna/

Almost all shitposters are crossboarders. Not surprising, though.

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>My Little Sister Can't Be This Tight

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>>10152538
>foolz.us
>accuses others of shitposting

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>>10152545
Warosu doesn't archive /a/ or /v/, subhuman.

[Anonymous No.]

>my little sister cant be this tight

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>>10152540

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>>10152556
Warosu died, didn't it?

Not that I care or anything, seriously I'm just asking for my own information.

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>my little sister can't be this tight

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>>10152556
>foolz.us
>accuses others of being subhuman

[Anonymous No.]

>>10152556
Stop shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>10152538
I shitpost from 4AM to 7AM before I sleep and I'll have you know that /jp/ is the only community I even bother with.

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>my little sister can't be this tight

[Anonymous No.]

"Crossboarder" is the most perilously retarded normie term ever.

Everyone is a crossboarder. Do you think people visit 4chan for the first time and go straight to /jp/?

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>>10152574
Why the fuck would you use Warosu when it hosts shit boards like /cgl/ and /lit/ but doesn't host /a/?
What kind of autistic shitposter are you, anyway? Please don't tell me that you actually have a thing for those disgusting venomous harlots.

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>>10152603
tr00 /jp/sies started coming right here in 2012.

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>>10152605
but i thought /cgl/ was loved by everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>10152603

No, many have been here before but never looked back once /jp/ was created.

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>>10152615

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>>10152617
That's great but you shouldn't expect everyone to have such narrow interests.

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>>10152615
You're kidding, right?
Please don't use sarcasm on the internet, it doesn't translate very well.

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>>10152603
Unless you're a total sperglord, "crossboarder" means "someone who regularly posts on another board than /jp/". Only secondary tryhards attempting to be tr00/jp/ think it means anyone who visits other boards to lurk, or god forbid, been on any other boards ever.

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>>10152605
Foolz is run by a bunch of fagstorms. Warosu is high quality, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10152605
If you love cloud AJAX web 2.0 and censored images then yeah, foolz is great.

[Anonymous No.]

Wow this is the best thread on /jp/ right now.
Really epic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10152630
>Foolz is run by a bunch of fagstorms.
[citation needed]

>Warosu is high quality, though.
How? Foolz has more features, a better board selection, and doesn't host cancer boards like /cgl/ or /lit/.
Oh, and Warosu goes down/loses shit occasionally. That's hardly "high quality".

>>10152641
Censored images? What do you mean?
I've noticed them removing shit like cp or dox, but I don't recall them "censoring" anything.

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>>10152603

It simply refers to people from other boards who visit /jp/, mongoloid.

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>>10152666

That isn't how it's being used, cumstain.

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>>10152661
>I've noticed them removing shit like cp or dox, but I don't recall them "censoring" anything.
Blocking pictures from the archives is literally the definition of censorship. Warosu and Foolz both do it for CP as they are legally required to, but Foolz also does it for other reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

Crossboarder is a retarded term used by retards in an attempt to make sure people post anime, video games, and shitty blog threads in /jp/ instead of the boards they should be using for that kind of shit.

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>>10152653
Just wait until someone clears the reports queue.

>>10152661
Foolz censors plenty of pictures that aren't illegal, Warosu doesn't.

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>>10152624

This post shows how the good old days will never comeback.

People who visit other boards have never been accepted in this board. Now we have all these tryhards complaining because /jp/sies tell them to fuck off everytime they start spouting their idiotic memes from other boards.


"WAAAH stop calling me a crossboarder, you guys are fags i have the right to visit /mlp/, /a/ and /r9k/ if I want waaah"

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>>10152701
>People who visit other boards have never been accepted in this board.
You're phenomenally retarded.

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>>10152690

You're fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10152708
you must have confused me for someone actually retarded like yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>10152690
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10152704

Fuck off to /a/ retard, I really hate how mongoloids like you feel entitled to post here and think we should accept you.

[Anonymous No.]

Crossboarder simply means someone who brings other shit from other boards on /jp/
Like: Shitty memes, misuse of greentext/spoilers/sage, posts shit that doesn't belong on /jp/, acts like a normalfag, etc etc.
No one cares if you browse other boards, just don't bring their shit in /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

Why do people buy japanese candy? Who cares? Candy is the same everywhere.
I thought it was something only literal japanophiles did.

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>>10152718

The crossboarders can't comprehend something so simple.

[Anonymous No.]

i was born on /jp/

you think the autism is your friend?

you have merely adopted it

i was shaped by it

[Anonymous No.]

>>10152726

It looks like none of the people who use the term 'crossboarder' can, either, because they are using it to describe anyone who's visited any other board, ever.

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>>10152736
Don't you dare leave your room, young man!

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>>10152717
Nobody is "entitled" to post here. They just do.

I'm going anywhere and you aren't going to do shit about it besides maybe cry a whole lot.

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>>10152733

You're stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

Crossboarder was a term coined a few months ago by newfags pretending to be oldfags and who failed miserably at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10152740

You're stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10152749
>>10152740
You're both stupid

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>>10152748

I'm think using the terms 'newfag' and 'oldfag' makes you a newfag.

They're not used anywhere other than /b/, and I shudder for the board if there's people coming straight here from there.

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>>10152748

The irony.

http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/?task=search2&ghost=yes&search_text=Crossboarder&search_subje
ct=&search_username=&search_tripcode=&search_filename=&search_datefrom=&search_d
ateto=&search_op=all&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=old&sear
ch_res=post

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>>10152748
>They're not used anywhere other than /b/.
There are a lot of statements that are totally full of shit in this thread, but this one takes the cake.

For now, at any rate. I'm sure someone will come and top that soon.

[Anonymous No.]

If you visit /a/b/v/ or similar, you don't belong here. I don't mind someone visiting /c/ or /e/ and such as long as you don't bring garbage here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10152762
``Newfag'' is used mostly by new users, though.

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>>10152761
At first I thought that people who used the phrase were just taking the piss but then somewhere along the line people started using it seriously.

A lot of stupid shit gets started that way.

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>>10152686
>>10152697
It doesn't really bother me, to be honest.
I'm fine with them deleting doxshit. I don't browse shitty drama boards like /cgl/ so it doesn't really have an affect on me.

>>10152763
Wait, so you'd rather have shipfags that go on about menial non-canon fandom shit, than people who watch and discuss anime?
Where's the sense in that?

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>>10152763

/m/ is also acceptable.

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>>10152661
> >Foolz is run by a bunch of fagstorms.
> [citation needed]
Foolz looks like shit compared to warosu. Let me just change the theme...oh wait, that's right, I can't. Why? Because the retarded developers require javascript to do that.

> Foolz has more features
Such as?

> a better board selection
Let's list the boards Warosu has that I browse:
- /jp/
Now, let's list the boards Foolz has that I browse:
- /jp/
Now, let's list the items in the latter list that aren't in the former:
Wow, would you look at that; the list is empty.

> and doesn't host cancer boards like /cgl/ or /lit/.
Fucks given: 0.

> Oh, and Warosu goes down/loses shit occasionally.
And that is the single, sole reason to use foolz. Foolz is a mere emergency backup for when warosu is down.

> That's hardly "high quality".
Foolz is pretty much unusuable compared to warosu.

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>>10152630
Warosu has /cgl/ shit. Wouldnt surprised me if he is one of those milk lifeliner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10152768
And those quotes are used mostly by shitty posters, but fortunately since "mostly" isn't the same as "all" we can happily prance around in our exceptionalism.

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>>10152763
But where will I discuss anime/manga?

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>>10152784
/jp/

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>>10152784

You shouldn't be here if you're a manchild who still watches anee-may

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>>10152761
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/?task=search2&ghost=yes&search_text=Cross+boarder&search_subj
ect=&search_username=&search_tripcode=&search_filename=&search_datefrom=&search_
dateto=&search_op=all&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=old&sea
rch_res=post

[Anonymous No.]

>>10152777
Acceptable boards: the ones I browse
Unacceptable boards: everything else

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>>10152790
>Is this a good laptop for me to buy /jp//? I don't want to have to buy another for around three to four years, so I have to invest wisely. I could ask /g/ but I don't want to be a filthy cross-boarder and interact with normals.

[Anonymous No.]

acceptable boards to browse: all of them
unacceptable boards to browse: why do you even care what a bunch of autistic shitposting faggots in /jp/ think you're not allowed to read

[Anonymous No.]

>>10152789
It's funny because people like you would be better off on boards like /b/, /v/, /r9k/, and /cgl/.

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>>10152781
How is proper use of ASCII quotation marks related to post quality?

[Anonymous No.]

I love when /jp/ gets all meta and everyone has a tantrum over the newest fads.

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>>10152804
The posts containing them tend to be shitty.

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>>10152794

/jp/ is the only acceptable board. It doesn't matter how much you whine like fucking baby. If you browse other boards it's pretty obvious that you don't belong here. Any real /jp/er can't stand any other fucking board on 4chan, if you like other boards it means you're a retard.

[Anonymous No.]

In reality we are trying to help, the before mentioned boards are bad for your health.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10152801
STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE

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>>10152811
Agreed. True /jp/sies shit their diapers in anger at the mere mention of another board.

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>>10152777
I liked /m/ but then turned into "WHO'S DA BEST ROBAT" and shit, i'm not even complaining about Toku though.

[Anonymous No.]

http://archive.foolz.us/_/search/text/crossboarder/order/asc/

Crossboarder confirmed for /a/ meme

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>>10152804
The right ones don't curve to the right, so it looks stupid.

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>>10152803

That has been the general consensus on /jp/ for a long time, /a/ friend. If you watch anime, you don't belong here.

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>>10152811
You forgot about /prog/ and /lounge/.

[Anonymous No.]

It's kind of funny how every board is terrified of having users from the next-worse one using it.

/jp/ is afraid of /a/ users, /a/ is afraid of /v/ users, /v/ is afraid of Reddit users...

I think it's a form of projection. I hate that I was an idiot before I arrived here, so let me assert that you were, too, to confer normality onto it and get rid of some of my guilt - etc.

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>>10152843
Some people probably actually believe this.

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>>10152848
What does Reddit fear?

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>>10152811
>Any real /jp/er can't stand any other fucking board on 4chan

I would agree.

>>10152848

Very revealing post, we are not afraid, it is more honest disgust. You seem to project a lot yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

Woah they have the nyUruko onahole! I didn't know they had this stuff, it's not just on my wishlist, I think I'm gonna order this shit. I really wanted this but avoid jlist like the plague because everything is marked up by 200%. Has anyone else got experience ordering stuff like this from them?

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>>10152811
>if you browse other boards it's pretty obvious that you don't belong here
>if you like other boards it means you're a retard
Hahahaha, oh wow. Seriously dude, do you not read your posts before you submit them?
Do you not understand how childish and juvenile you sound? It's almost as if you never graduated kindergarten.
I mean, c'mon dude, I know the majority of us are socially stunted, but you've crossed the line here.
You seriously need a reality check. I hate to say it, but maybe you should go outside for once and get yourself some fresh air.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10152855
Probably Gaia. Or 9fag. Possibly tumblr. I don't know. Reddit is already as bad as I can imagine.

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>>10152859
You're both morons. Not being able to stand something should hardly be a point of pride.

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>>10152861
Uhg they don't do SAL with tracking.

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>>10152865

I can feel the /a/v/sp/ aura emanating from your post. I want to throw up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10152873
I hope you choke on your vomit and die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10152865
Not him but I genuinely shiver at the thought of people from /b/ or /v/ flooding into /jp/. I spend most of my life on this board and I don't want it to be ruined.

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>>10152855
Reddit doesn't like 九ガッグ. I know this because I normally check reddit a few times a day. I don't know why it has such a bad reputation. It seems like 2ch for westerners. I know there's 4-ch, but let's face it, it's pretty dead.

I wonder if this will bypass the spam filter.

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>>10152867

Any person that can feel comfortable a in a board full of >mfw, >tfw, >implying, reaction images and reddit and Gaia faggotry could never be a native from /jp/

Stop trying so hard to be accepted, you crossboarder scum.

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>>10152865
> I hate to say it, but maybe you should go outside for once and get yourself some fresh air.
What is this nonsense? What are you even doing here? I'm calculating the number of True /jp/ Users who want you here, and my findings are that the number is equal to zero! Wow! Such a thing! You're absolutely nothing. Get out of here before I crumple up your garbage cheeks and throw them into that dumpster.

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>>10152895
>What are you even doing here?
Telling you off.

>>10152893
Some people are able to not give a shit when inuyashasgirlfriend1997 makes a shitty post. Your should consider your inability to not sperg the fuck out when encountered with a shitty post to be a personal failure, not a point of pride.

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>>10152873
>>10152895
>I don't like what you're saying, I better quickly dismiss it and justify myself by pretending that you're somebody not worth listening to.
Grow up.

>>10152889
That's understandable, and I can't blame you, but there is a limit.
Just because a few boards are genuinely bad doesn't mean that you have to take on some shitty isolationist mentality where everything that doesn't fit into your bubble is inherently bad and deserves to be hated.

[Anonymous No.]

2008 /jp/ - take it easy
2012 - Brag about getting irrationally angry over people being silly on the internet.

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>>10152778
>>10152661
Using the archives shows that you don't belong here at all. 4chan threads are meant to be ephemeral. If you need to look up people's posts then you should be posting in a normal forum.

The archives encourage circlejerking and shouldn't exist.

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>>10152811
It seems "real" /jp/ers can hardly stand /jp/. I get the feeling they come back because there's no alternative. Other comparable imageboards either move too slow or too fast.

[Anonymous No.]

My parents don't celebrate Christmas anymore!
My dad already spent a lot of money on me for other things so that will probably be considered my christmas present.
Maybe my grandma can give me some money so I can buy ona holes and dildos.

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>>10152917
>Some people are able to not give a shit when inuyashasgirlfriend199
Not the guy you're replying to, but I don't. If I see someone misusing the quote function (ironically or not), like >>10152929, I'm going to tell them to get the fuck out because they either don't belong here or need to lurk more. And sorry but this isn't negotiable, it's about being able to take it easy in the long run, and if we let these kind of people into the board we won't be able to. Two weeks ago when shitposting exploded even Ritalin didn't help...

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>>10152917
That's it, now ya' gonna get it! I just crumpled your garbage ass up 999999999999999999 times and looked for a nearby dumpster to throw it in. I didn't find one, so I just threw it into a dark alley that appeared only a few seconds ago. You're absolutely zero. All of the elites are laughing at you as we speak. I heard from bryce that you're even missing a few gigabits! Hahahah! Wow, what a nothingness ultimatum you are! You're an eyesore, a poison to all of humanity! Begone!

Wait, there's some kind of activity going on in that dark alley..."What does IIIIIT do?" "Iiiiit puuuuuts iiiit uuuup hiiiiiis buuuuuuuuutt!". What?! My sensors are going berserk! There's unidentified movement coming from all over your ass!

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>>10152956
Things on the internet sometimes irritate me as well. But I don't go around claiming that everyone should be irritated by the same things that I am, and, for fuck's sake, being proud of it is just downright idiotic.

Sometimes people should be told to fuck off but that and this are different things.

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>>10152965
Everything that >>10152893 mentioned is shitty enough to get people to get out.

[Anonymous No.]

So much outsider butthurt in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10152973
People make shitty posts in /jp/, too. It's not pretty, but it's not a deal-breaker to most people. Just ignore it and move on with your on-topic discussions. It isn't that fucking hard.

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>>10152956
Have long have you been browsing this board, honestly? I'm asking you this question because if you had been here in 2008 you'd know that /jp/ers routinely "misused" the "quote function" for a long time before the who are you quoting meme spread. Some people choose to use greentext to paraphrase people's posts and tell short stories, and there's nothing wrong with that. Please stop trying so hard to fit in.

[Anonymous No.]

Why does everyone on the board pretend they're an 'old, wise master of the /jp/ way'?

Statistically speaking, the majority of you have been here for less than a year. Why get your elitist rocks off lying about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10152989
I am but a humble disciple of those who came before me.

I'm not that new, but I'm still new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10152996
answer the question kudasai

[Anonymous No.]

>>10152989

You miss out on the crucial point that it is very visible how long you are here to the regulars. As one can see in your example.

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>>10152956
I'm sorry but even if I had used quotation marks instead of quotetext, I'd have still said the same thing.

I know I'm not directly quoting you, and if that upsets you that's fine, I guess, but that doesn't automatically make me "THE CROSSBOARDING SCUM SHIT" that is ruining "your" /jp/.
Nor does it mean that everything in my post is invalidated because you don't like some arbitary little thing that I've said.

Jesus Christ, I can understand people being sensitive over the whole shitposting storm that's been going on lately, but do you really need to get so aggressive and defensive as soon as you spot something you don't like?
/jp/ isn't your hugbox, and you can't stop people from posting just because you don't like what they're saying.
You can complain on /q/ about it all you want, but it won't achieve a thing. It's quite obvious that moot doesn't give a shit about this board, and with the janitor allowing shit threads like the ones with milk and the completely unrelated threads with touhou images, it doesn't really seem like he's on your side either.

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>>10153000

Far from everyone, it takes time to spot outsider scum the moment they hit submit.

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>>10153002
how long have you been browsing /jp/ youself

[Anonymous No.]

I am the worst example you can take, I am 33 years old and am the second generation weeaboo in my family. We browsed it off and on since it existed with me being really active the past 2 years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10152985
Since late 2010. And yes, I know people do it intentionally (like ``>jp'' threads) but I don't care. It's still a display of low quality posting and it's not its intended use.

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>>10152999
>I know I'm not directly quoting you, and if that upsets you that's fine, I guess, but that doesn't automatically make me "THE CROSSBOARDING SCUM SHIT" that is ruining "your" /jp/.
jesus fuck just get the FUCK out, i'm not even being ironic

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>>10153014
>jesus fuck just get the FUCK out, i'm not even being ironic
If you're really not being ironic, this is just sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10153014
"Abloobloobloo, I don't like what you're saying, so I'm going to yell "GET OUT" at you until you either shut up or leave."
Cry more, sperglord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10153010
>Since late 2010
My sides just slid out of my ass

[Anonymous No.]

ITT: I have successfully trolled everyone with just one post.

[Anonymous No.]

So it turned out that all the retards arguing about stupid shit in this thread are children who have been browsing for sometime between six months and two years.

Color me surprised.

[Anonymous No.]

All the things on my wishlist aren't in stock anymore..

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>>10153024

[Anonymous No.]

I should get around to making a wishlist for keeping track of the things that I actually want to buy. Obviously not a J-List one.

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>>10153018

Shut up normalfag. I agree posters like >>10153014 are a little dramatic, but so what? What's you problem? That he's "taking imageboards too seriously"? "Taking the internet too seriously?"

Such a typical normalfag attitude. If you care passionately about anything except socialising and working you are labelled "pathetic". Sorry, normie, you are the pathetic one.

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>>10153010
>low quality posting
Ok, this is understandable, but in my opinion it depends on the contents of the greentext story. I'm not going to dismiss a post just because it's green.

>it's not it's intended use
I think that's stupid. People are free to use 4chan posting functions in any way they want. I just checked the rules, and they don't say that greentext should only be used to quote people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10153035
How long have you been browsing /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10153025

Why are you perpetuating the normals' habit of elitism?

If you're using a normal forum elitism is hugely prevalent and obnoxious. I have more posts/a lower join date than you, so I'm better than you.

It is a normie's habit. Anonymity is supposed to make things purely about the posts and not how long you've been around. You're supposed to be judged on your posts and not your identity.

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>>10153036

While you were still posting in Gaia online two years ago, there was some mods who tried to fight against the greentext bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10153039
This entire thread is a elitist shitfest full of new and retarded posters accusing other new and retarded posters of being new and retarded.

When it comes to discussing on-topic things, I don't give a shit if the person I'm talking with had a join date of two hours ago or is obviously new to /jp/. In a thread like this, though, the hypocrisy is disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10153043
Greentext stories and mfw aren't the same as using it to paraphrase or summarize a post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10153025
St-st-stupid shitposters!...
I-I've been here f-f-for years!! Y-yeah, years, heh heh...
A-all those people t-that disagree with me m-must be n-new! Y-yeah!
T-those darn newf-f-f-fags!... W-w-ruining(!) m-my /jp/!
I-if they don't agree w-with me t-then they're the cancer k-killing my /jp/!
F-f-f-fucking normies! I w-wish they'd all j-just leave!! ;____;

[Anonymous No.]

>>10153052

It is the same.

Just type normal sentences, like a non-retarded person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10153059
The vast majority of intelligent people do not give a shit when somebody else paraphrases a post instead of quoting it exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10153059
>I am a huge faggot please rape my face

[Anonymous No.]

>>10153038

2009 and besides habit I genuinely don't know why I'm here anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>10153062

We do give a shit. Don't like the board culture and manners? Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10153043
http://www.4chan.org/rules

So, can you tell me which one explicitly says that greentext is not allowed unless it's used to quote people?
Accusing me of being a vagrant from Gaia won't help your case

[Anonymous No.]

>>10153057

trying too hard
>>>/a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10153072
I'm sorry dear but you don't represent the will of the board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10153057
Stop using my image for e-cred, fuckstick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10153076

Nobody is saying it's not allowed. Just don't bitch like a little faggot when we don't take anything you say seriously and tell you to get the fuck out of our board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10153071
I criticized him because he was raging at somebody over a simple difference of opinion. How you managed to get irritated and start complaining about normals because of that is beyond me.

>>10153072
Fuck off. It isn't your board. I was here before the War on Greentext and I'll be here after nobody gives a shit about it anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10153085

Fuck off tryhard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10153084

"we"

Please stop pretending you are the /jp/ representative. "I"

[Anonymous No.]

>>10153092
i'll pass thanks

[Anonymous No.]

If you haven't been browsing /jp/ since '99, then you need to GET THE FUCK OUT

[Anonymous No.]

Excuse me, I have been here since 2006, and if you crossboarder idiots keep trolling I will contact the janitor (we are friends IRL) and have you probated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10153101

You're making me really irked right now, and I'm gonna fight you if you don't stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10153095
>>10153083


The last representative of /jp/ died and I was declared his successor, shut the fuck up about it now. You're not going to tell me about my board.

[Anonymous No.]

>my little sister can't be this tight

[Anonymous No.]

>>10153084
I don't even use greentext. I'm just questioning the people who do bitch like little faggots when they see someone using it. See >>10152956

[Anonymous No.]

>>10153099
Watch out buddy I've got a Gold Pass. One wrong move and the janitor will be out of a job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10153104
He probably just has real deal autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>10153099
Moot personally confirmed that nobody browsing 4chan in 2006 visits /jp/ anymore. You'd better brush up on your story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10153088
Suck my cock, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>my little sister can't be this tight

[Anonymous No.]

>my little sister can't be this tight

[Anonymous No.]

>my little sister can't be this tight

[Anonymous No.]

>>10152341
>>10152351
>>10152373
>>10152403
>>10152444
>>10152451
>>10152456
>>10152516
>>10152523
>>10152540
>>10152562
>>10152575
>>10152584
>>10152762
>>10153103
>>10153146
>>10153160
>>10153171
Who are you guys quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10153203

[Anonymous No.]

>>10153203
The OP picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>10153203
I am citing the superficial two dimensional color spectrum conjured by my magical rectangular light show apparatus. Weeb.

[Anonymous No.]

xDDDDD lmao hes getting a dildo wat is he a gay nerd or something !!!!!!! lol!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10153010
So you basically are telling us how to behave, when you're yourself a massive faggot? :ate 2010 was basically the worst time you could come here. It was the downfall of this board at that time, and you're probably one of the persons who only "helped" that.
`ASCII` quotations are incorrect. Grave accent is not to be used with apostrophe.
Refer to: https://www.cl.cam.ac.uk/~mgk25/ucs/quotes.html

Now get the fuck away from my face. You have been here for 1 year, and you still don't fit. Get out back to /a/ or wherever you came from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10153246
>1232849973558

btw you forgot sage. Unless you noko'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>10153246
>1232849973558

Holy shit man a oldfag??

[Anonymous No.]

>>10153255

[Anonymous No.]

>>10153203
youre mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>10153267
wait a second

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>10153263
Conversion yields Sun, 25 Jan 2009 02:19:33 GMT

[Anonymous No.]

>>10153304
Checked the archive, looks like it's original. First one was posted on 25 January. Woah

[Anonymous No.]

Houkago Tea Time shirt.
the one that's in the same style as the Beatles.
i freakin love the Beatles

[Anonymous No.]

>My Little Sister Can't Be This Tight

[Anonymous No.]

Muh dick

[Anonymous No.]

Now its jaypee related

[Anonymous No.]

>>10153339
I saw a guy wearing that same t-shirt on the way to the train station.
He was lanky, tall and had a cute asian girl wrapped around his arm.
That could be you if you buy that shirt!

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, I've always wondered....

Why does Rika hold the fox mask in the anime intro? It has literally no relation to anything else, at all, and is never seen except for those few seconds. I was not in the VN either. Was it in the shitty manga adaptation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10154741
more amazing is that you noticed and care that there's a prop for 3 seconds in the intro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10154707
Were you that guy that tied onaholes to his Touhou plushies and pretended like they were helpless?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10154759
I don't really care, I just noticed that OP wants it, and it sparked my curiosity.

But then again, I don't have to explain myself to you, faggot. You're posting here are 4AM on a Sunday morning when you should be preparing for church, just like I am, so you are in no fucking position to judge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10152378
Yeah I bought them in akiba for like 600 yen.

[Anonymous No.]

>post some shitty reaction image
>go to bed
>check thread in the morning
>mfw when an large argument took place about ``crossboarders''
(pic related its my face)

if anyone wonders, i am quoting myself. i just said that out loud to nobody in particular

[Anonymous No.]

>>10154841
You are a master ruseman

[Anonymous No.]

>>10154841
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10154850

I actually thought the thread would die because it was pretty shit, but no some guy always has to prove that he is the true oldfag non-crossboarder saviour of /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>my little sister can't be this tight

[Anonymous No.]

>>10152763
I don't care what some japan nerd says. I'm a /v/irgin and I go where I please.

>>10154850
He can literally do it in his sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

It's been a while since one poster has managed to make me angry. STOP spamming
>my little sister can't be this tight
you fucking retard. You make me feel like I'm seeing bandwaggoning /a/ subhumans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10155084

Are you haveing problems? I post what I like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10152354
I want this Anon to be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10152449
Fucking shit, that is lovely.

somewhat relatedly, my wishlist is like 100% steampunk products this year.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like something happened here.

[Anonymous No.]

nice

[Anonymous No.]

Mostly this

[Anonymous No.]

$162 is too much.

[Anonymous No.]

$162 is too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10152351
Not you again

[Anonymous No.]

*janitor babysitting his favorite thread while the front page is defecating*

[Anonymous No.]

>>10155319,1
Are you lost?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10155319,2
Janitors should be banned from doing their jobs if anyone thinks they're not being thorough enough.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>10152449
I need more of these.
Pendants and trinkets are kind of my thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10155314
Wat nls has it for $80-something.

[Anonymous No.]

oh lordy what happened to this thread

[Anonymous No.]

A job.

[Anonymous No.]

a new janitor.

[Anonymous No.]

My wishlist is on Amazon and I can't screencap it because my monitor is 1024x768.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10155574
autismal NSJ overload

[Anonymous No.]

A tenga flip hole but I dont have €80 to spare.

[Anonymous No.]

ZUN!bar

[Anonymous No.]

>>10155816

Cute answer dood.

[Anonymous No.]

Some cute panties

[Anonymous No.]

>>10155864
Would you do lewd things in them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10155880
Yes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10156021
Are you a cute trap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10155559
Shipping is 80 too

[Anonymous No.]

>>10156032
Trying!

[Anonymous No.]

Holy crap this janitor is insane.

[Anonymous No.]

>50 posts and 11 image replies omitted

on warosu
>253 posts replies omitted

He deleted 200 posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10156116
post pics

[Anonymous No.]

>my little sister can't be this tight

[Anonymous No.]

Im imagining its the same faggot spamming, and his posts keep getting deleted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10156157,1
The posts were deleted when all discussion/spam had died already.

[Anonymous No.]

>My Little Sister Can't Be This Tight

[Anonymous No.]

>>10156491

>your little sister can't be this tight

[Anonymous No.]

>>10156510
>>His Little Sister Can't Be This Tight

[Anonymous No.]

>>10156510

>his little sister can't be this tight

[Anonymous No.]

>My Little Sister Can't Be This Tight

[Anonymous No.]

>>10156633
>your mother can't be this tight

[Anonymous No.]

how many e-mails do I need to send before this SA attention whore is prawned off?? fuck you moot

[Anonymous No.]

>my little sister can't be this tight

[Anonymous No.]

>my little sister can't be this tight

[Anonymous No.]

>my little sister can't be this tight

[Anonymous No.]

please stop deletion bumping

[Anonymous No.]

lel

[Anonymous No.]

>My Little Sister Can't Be This Tight

[Anonymous No.]

>>10157423
>your little sister can't be this tight

[Anonymous No.]

>My Little Sister Can't Be This Tight

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>My Little Sister Can't Be This Tight

[Anonymous No.]

>>10152474

sent ;)

[Anonymous No.]

I would love one of these.
http://www.concise.co.jp/eng0731/circle02.html#02

[Anonymous No.]

>my little sister can't be this tight

[Anonymous No.]

>>10157463
Please stop posting Seung Yeon's ugly face all over /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10155308
Dat homu

[Anonymous No.]

>>10159774
fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>10159101
Why? We have computers now

[Anonymous No.]

>>10155536
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>JewList
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10160109
Go back to stormfront

[Anonymous No.]

>>10160249
>>>/jidf/

[Anonymous No.]

>My Little Sister Can't Be This Tight

[Anonymous No.]

>>10152387
陰茎

[Anonymous No.]

>my little sister can't be this tight

[Anonymous No.]

Mostly Touhou and Precure merchandise, a sewing machine would be nice as well. I also really like those Donyatsu figures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10160019
You gotta learn how to use this slide rule. If you don't learn how to do it you'll never make it through engineering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10155314
>$162 for some soft plastic and some water-polymer fluid mix, and a graphics CD

[Serkit !eSpvUDpflw No.]

>My Little Sister Can't Be This Tight

[Anonymous No.]

>My Little Sister Can't Be This Tight

[Anonymous No.]

>>10155536
Does /g/ not like the hd280?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10155277
Thank you.
>>10155548
I recently developed an interest in their line of jewelry and that sort of thing. I got Okuu's cannon (the 1050yen one).

[Anonymous No.]

>My Little Sister Can't Be This Tight

[Anonymous No.]

If only you hadnt deleted my postjanitor

Then I woildnt have spammed this thread

[Anonymous No.]

janitor a shit

kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>My Little Sister Can't Be This Tight

[Anonymous No.]

>My Little Sister Can't Be This Tight

[Anonymous No.]

Oh god the janitor went on a fucking rampage!

[Anonymous No.]

>My Little Sister Can't Be This Tight

[gigs !.JtaMW8O4g No.]

Jesus, I hope he caught flak from the staff for this.

[Anonymous No.]

I remember this thread.

Can someone bump some more threads where the janitor went crazy with cherry picking? Old or new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10164079,9
Are you thinking of making a /q/ thread or something? Its completely pointless. All that board is a bunch of shitters who have no idea about the board in question defending the epic moderation current 4chan has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10164079,10
No, I just find threads funny when you scroll down them and there are dozens of trashcans in a row, then some awkward attempt at discussion between them.

[Anonymous No.]

nice thread would read again

[Anonymous No.]

>My Little Sister Can't Be This Tight

[Anonymous No.]

More like

[Anonymous No.]

>My Little Sister Can't Be This Tight

[Anonymous No.]

>My Little Sister Can't Be This Tight

[Anonymous No.]

>My Little Sister Can't Be This Tight

[Anonymous No.]

>My Little Sister Can't Be This Tight

[Anonymous No.]

>My Little Sister Can't Be This Tight

O___o

[Anonymous No.]

>My Little Sister Can't Be This Tight

lol so random XD

[Anonymous No.]

>My Little Sister Can't Be This Tight

Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>My Little Sister Can't Be This Tight

Epic

[Anonymous No.]

>My Little Sister Can't Be This Tight

I like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>10164079,21
>>10164079,22
>>10164079,23
HOLY FUUUUUUUGGGG Someone screen cap this.

[Anonymous No.]

Every time I'm close to forgetting this epic thread it pops back up at the top of the page.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10164079,24
done

http://i.minus.com/ibaEfCyrf2avuk.PNG

[Anonymous No.]

>My Little Sister Can't Be This Tight

[Siztra !2ptyYuDolE No.]

>My Little Sister Can't Be This Tight

[Anonymous No.]

>My Little Sister Can't Be This Tight

PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.]

>My Little Sister Can't Be This PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Heh. No.]

>My Little Sister Can't be This Tight

[Anonymous No.]

>My Little Sister Can't be This Tight

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus Christ, this thread is putrid.

>My Little Sister Can't Be This Tight

FUCKING LAWL

[Anonymous No.]

>My Little Sister Can't be This Tight

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

Where did the passion go?

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR6T32KcBnk

[Anonymous No.]

>>10152322
nice overpriced garbage. wow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10164079,35
i squirted in into your ass boii

[Anonymous No.]

remember the 6 million trashcans

[Anonymous No.]

top

[Anonymous No.]

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