/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Do you know how to rap, /jp/?

Show me your skills!

[Anonymous No.]

will the bully ever cease
will there ever be peace

[Anonymous No.]

I'm too scared to do this. I have stage-fright.

[Anonymous No.]

I can do the "Uh" "Yeah" "Come on" parts in the background. Maybe I'll throw a baby in there too.

[Anonymous No.]

I've suffered from Autism
And Asperger, porcine,
And even, alas! 1CC'ed Touhou fanaticism
All through and through with ardour keen!
Here now I stand, poor NEET, and see
Still no response as formerly.
Am called frustrated, even Shitposter too,
And now I've nearly four years saged through
Enriched this board with Homus and Lewdness
And up and down, even with Yang Wenli,
And see there's a Meido - can't handle this mess!
That all but burns my heart: "get out of jaypee".
True, I am more clever than all the vain creatures,
The Typemoonfags and Sudo, Cockslaves and Tulpa-Preachers;
No doubts plague me, nor scruples as well.
I guess i like Uncle Mugen and going to hell.

[Anonymous No.]

Bow wow wow yipee yo yipee yea suck on these nuts nigga suck on these nuts.

[Anonymous No.]

this only for da tru
truNEETs that i fug wit
namsayin
truNEETs gon feel dis shit cuz they da only ones i fug wit
namsayin

NEETS WAN BREAK ME OFF A FEW OF DEM THINGS
I JUST COME HOME AND DA DEVIL ALL UP IN MY EAR MAKING IT CLEAR THAT I OUGHTA SLANG
YOU SEE DA GAME DUN HAVE SOME CONSEQUENCES.
TWO I CAN'T HANDLE: BEING LOCKED UP AND THROWN AWAY OR BEEN BLOWN AWAY

NAM I CAN SAY WHAT I SAY CUZ IM BOUT WHAT I SAY
RESPECT MY MOUTH WHEN I SAY LOW DOWN DIRTY SOUTH WHERE I STAY
I DUN LAY LAWS WHERE I LAID MY HEAD

IF I MAKE A RIGHT OR A LEFT I STILL BE GETTIN BURNED
SOMETHIN LIKE A ROCK ON A CHOKEBOY WHILE A CRACKHEAD HITTIN
SUP SUP
WHILE IT GOOD YOU THINK I AINT GON BE GETTIN IT? YOU DUN GOT ME FUGGED UP

IF THE MONEY COMIN IN LET IT FLOW
REALLY THOUGH
NEETS STILL MOVE COKE BUT IT REALLY BOUT DA DILLY DOE
I SMOKE, KEEP MOVIN, I CAN'T STAND HOW I FEELIN BLOW
PUFF PUFF PASS

I GOT ASTHMA CUZ I SMOKE DOJA
DATS THE ONLY WAY I KEEP MY COMPOSURE
MOMMA DONT CRY
I'M A NEET I WAS BORN TO DIE

[Anonymous No.]

>>10141607
nice
epic
i like it
wuld steal

[Anonymous No.]

4 niggers in a blender, rat eating cheddar, put some clothes in that shredder, I got a cold so pray I get better, never say never, using illegal drugs or slap a hoe in blender, oh no i listed blender twice, I eat too much rice, that one smelly kid from school gave me lice, you people are sometimes nice, one time I got in a fight, my mom got scared, now I'm living with my aunty and uncle in bel-air.

[RapeWhistle !P0IfHjzAm. No.]

>>10141706
That rap was epik
11/10

[Anonymous No.]

I LIKE IT ON /jp/ CAUSE I WANNA TAKE IT EASY POSTAN SHIT THREADS AND THINGS THAT R SO LEWDY

FLANFLY, GONNA FLY, MESMERIZING, IM SO HIGH

DRINKIN TEA, WATCH YOU PEE, I DUNNO WHAT IM GONNA BE

BE A NEET, STAY A NEET, WATCH PATCHOULI LICK HER FEET

GONNA GO, WATCH SOME MO, EXPLODN SEMEN OVALOAD.

NOW IM TIRED, TIE A NOOSE, BE AN HERO, WATCH THE NEWS ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>10141706
>>10141747
This Patty Lee girl has some mad moves.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ = gansta

[Anonymous No.]

So half the /jp/ rap thread got patchouli pictures?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10141767
This just in.

[Anonymous No.]

Star Desire

I'm stompin into Gensokyo area
Seein all the supah sexy Fairy-ah
I see the blue bitch, the bow bitch
And my dick swells, I need a stitch
I say hey gurl you fly here often
She gets scared and starts tossin
'Round that sexy hime hair
I'll rape 'er if I gotta, I don't even care
I give her the look, the stare
That says bitch my dicks medium rare
I get closer and she starts to shake
Mah my dicks startin to break
Right at the head
Nigga I'm takin this bitch to bed
Under that dress is the flattest chest
And just when I think I've seen the best
This shits almost hotter than in-cest
Dame-yo is all I hear
While I'm plowin that fairy rear
Suddenly bitches knockin on the door
I fuckin jizz and fall on the floor
Swingin wide open I see an ice fairy
I know shits bout to get fuckin hairy
Whip out my cum covered glock
And aim right at her little girl cock
Start bustin caps mad fine
Until that bitch freezes them in a line
My whole body gettin' icy as shit
Tryin' to move but I break bit by bit
Then I'm dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10141767
Fuck that vid was so epic :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>10141800
It's funny because you don't actually like the video but by pretending to like it and directly associating it with emoticons you can show your disapproval without actually saying you do.
10/10 very deep humor you are clearly some sort of divine gift to comedy

[Anonymous No.]

This a freestyle, straight off the dome. Thank you for collecting this.
NEET freestyle, man. I keep spitting. NEET freestyle, man. Ain't nobody fugging with me.

SMOKE A BITCH NEET, LIGHT HIM UP WITH THE SAME GAT
I FLAME BACK, LEAVE HIM RIGHT THERE ON THE RACETRACK
I'M ON THE SAME TRACK. MINDSTATE WHERE MY FRAME AT
MY NEETS WANNA ROB BUT I TOLD EM TO LAY BACK
I'MMA KNOCK HIS HEAD OFF, DUMPING THE LEAD OFF
~POW!~ ~POW!~ ~POW!~
I'MMA PULL HIS CAP OFF LIKE I'M TAKING A TAG OFF

WHAT A NEET WANT? MONEY OR PUSSY?
BITCH, YOU ALREADY PUSSY WITH A LITTLE BIT OF MONEY
I'M BULLETPROOF WITH THE RAP, YOU AIN'T TAKING IT FROM ME
ROB SUCKAS IN THE HOOD, GIMME ALL OF YOUR MONEY
BROKE RAP NEET. AIN'T SHIT FUNNY
SIT STRAIGHT AT THE TOP, I BE OFF THAT DOPE
LICK DOPE OFF A BOAT, STILL PUSH THEM NOTES
GOT CRACK IN THE SOAP, PULL IT OUT LIKE ROPES
YOU DON'T GOT TO SING A NOTE TO UNDERSTAND MY VIBE, I RIDE UP WITH MY NEETS WITH THOSE ALL CHROME 9's
MY NEETS LIKE A SHOE CAUSE I STAY WITH MINE

Waterfront music. H2O. You feel me

[Anonymous No.]

>>10141821
Fascinating.

[Anonymous No.]

I know how to shake my booty to rap

[Anonymous No.]

>>10141792
Girl of Knowledge and Swag.