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Best Korea is in this year's lineup. You know what to do. (It's the only worthwhile troll candidate this year, all of the other ones are just boring mainstream politically correct ones.)

http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,2128881_2128882_2129192,00.html

>> No.10138158

JUST BECAUSE YOU PUT TOUHOU IN YOUR IMAGE DOESNT MEAN THAT I'M AUTOMATICALLY INTERESTED.

DOES ANYONE ELSE WANNA HUG CIRNO?

>> No.10138168

>>10138158
2cold9me

>> No.10138170

>>10138158
/jp/ extends to East Asian popular culture in general.

Are you new, nida?

>> No.10138188

>>10138168
Cold is just the absence of heat.

Cold is not a measurable thing, it's quite subjective.

Does that mean Cirno has power over heat?

>> No.10138194

Does evil exist?

The university professor challenged his students with this question. Did God create everything that exists? A student bravely replied, "Yes, he did!"

"God created everything? The professor asked.

"Yes sir", the student replied.

The professor answered, "If God created everything, then God created evil since evil exists, and according to the principal that our works define who we are then God is evil". The student became quiet before such an answer. The professor was quite pleased with himself and boasted to the students that he had proven once more that the Christian faith was a myth.

Another student raised his hand and said, "Can I ask you a question professor?"

"Of course", replied the professor.

The student stood up and asked, "Professor, does cold exist?"

"What kind of question is this? Of course it exists. Have you never been cold?" The students snickered at the young man's question.

The young man replied, "In fact sir, cold does not exist. According to the laws of physics, what we consider cold is in reality the absence of heat. Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-460 degrees F) is the total absence of heat; all matter becomes inert and incapable of reaction at that temperature. Cold does not exist. We have created this word to describe how we feel if we have no heat."

>> No.10138196

>>10138194
The student continued, "Professor, does darkness exist?"

The professor responded, "Of course it does."

The student replied, "Once again you are wrong sir, darkness does not exist either. Darkness is in reality the absence of light. Light we can study, but not darkness. In fact we can use Newton's prism to break white light into many colors and study the various wavelengths of each color. You cannot measure darkness. A simple ray of light can break into a world of darkness and illuminate it. How can you know how dark a certain space is? You measure the amount of light present. Isn't this correct? Darkness is a term used by man to describe what happens when there is no light present."

Finally the young man asked the professor, "Sir, does evil exist?"

Now uncertain, the professor responded, "Of course as I have already said. We see it every day. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil."

To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is not like faith, or love that exist just as does light and heat. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light."

The professor sat down.

The young man's name — Albert Einstein.

>> No.10138205

>>10138196

Heat exists, we can measure it and do experiments to prove it exists
Light exists, we can measure it and do experiences to prove it exists
God doesn't exist, we can't measure it or do experiments to prove it exists.

Nice try, good and evil are not physical things.

>> No.10138212

>>10138196
The young man's name --- Gandalf the grey.

>> No.10138215

>>10138205
Congratulations on your first day on the internet.

>> No.10138218

>>10138205
/a/ pls go, /jp/ is the most christian board and will always be.

>> No.10138229

>>10138218
fuck you off board infidel, /jp/ is muslim

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