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[Anonymous No.]

I just had the best Touhou dream in my life /jp/.

Alice was my cousin and I was supposed to take care of her now that her mother had passed away, we lived together and did everything together, cleaning the house, cooking, even browsing /jp/. After a few hours of conversing with Alice I couldn't resist it anymore.
I said almost instinctively.
>"Will you be my gf"?
And she replied with a silent
>"H-Hai."
I let out a huge yell of joy and Alice giggled like the cute little girl she was. After that I went to school, I was a successful honor student who everyone looked up to, however I did a fatal mistake, I wasn't wearing any pants and I was wrapped in my Looney Tunes blanket, the thought "My life is over, I'm going to get bullied." instantly crossed my mind, I was completely done for, however everybody just laughed it off thinking it was just another joke of mine. After that I went home and we had some tea and afterwards proceeded to cuddle. I remember everything /jp/, she felt so warm, so real, I touched her lips, I could feel the tip of her tongue on my fingers. I wrapped my arms around her waist and we feel asleep holding hands.


It was the happiest dream I've ever had /jp/.
I'm never going to forget it.

And you /jp/? Have you ever had a Touhou related dream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10135682
yeah I had a dream I punched Alice in her STUPID FACE

[Anonymous No.]

I am jealous.

[Anonymous No.]

no but i had a rika dream a few days ago. at one point her bare thigh was lightly touching the side of my bare chest. we weren't the only ones in the room though, so, nothing further of note happened. it made me happy that at least i had been that close to her, but it also annoyed me because whenever i have lolis in my dreams nothing much ever happens.

[Anonymous No.]

every day i dream about fugging raymo in her qt puzzy

[Anonymous No.]

I used to lucid dream a lot
then I got sleep paralysis and after that I stopped dreaming

[Anonymous No.]

Never. What's wrong with you OP? It's just a bullet hell with cute shrine maidens

[Anonymous No.]

>>10135682
That's a really interesting dream!

I had a Touhou related dream once where I was reenacting stage 6 from EoSD(probably because it was one of the hardest stages for me to pass way back when I first started), but instead of Reimu, it was me. I was dodging everything perfectly, but whenever I got to the last boss, I suddenly wouldn't be able to move anywhere and I'd lose right away.

Then when I started again, and because I was still pretty childish back then, I imagined I had a super huge laser instead of normal bullets. Then I used that on Remi and beat her in one shot!

After having that dream, I began playing EoSD again, and a few days later I finally 1cc'd it!

>>10135685
Don't be mean.
>>10135703
Me too!
>>10135738
It's fun to dream about something that you do a lot, it means you're thinking about it even in your sleep!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10135737
That's the slenderman taking away your dream privilege after breaking the otherworld rules of lucidity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10135685
why do you have to post in every alice thread and punch her

[Anonymous No.]

>>10135771
I want to become an new epic /jp/ meme no matter what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10135776
it involves alice. it can't possibly become epic.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a recurring nightmare where I'm playing touhou and I keep getting killed by the danmaku.

I had a dream once that I got sent to gensokyo after falling asleep. After arriving in gensokyo, I was still a normal human and so had no real way to fight anything, but I was determined to get home. I went around gensokyo challenging anyone who wasn't a normal human that I could fight to a spellcard/danmaku battle with special conditions. Because I had no way of attacking, I would make a challenge in which my enemy was allowed to attack for five rotations of a spell card with impunity, but if they couldn't hit me by the end of that spellcard, it was forfeit If I beat all of their spellcards, they would do everything in their power to help me get home. I eventually ended up with an enormous army of followers and marched to the hakurei shrine and asked Reimu to get Yukari for me, who instantly appeared. I challenged Yukari to a different battle: One in which she would fight my army, and if they were successful, she would take me home. Yukari beat my army of useless youkai and fairies effortlessly. I started to cry, thinking I would never get home, and Yukari took pity on me and sent me home anyway. Then I woke up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10135771
I think it's because he thinks it's funny, but I bet it's also because he was never hit in the face, and if someone did he would probably think otherwise before he laughed at someone else getting punched like that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10135781
No matter what

[Anonymous No.]

>>10135781
and that's why >>10135685 is a fool

[Anonymous among the Anonymous No.]

is surviving the time limit in a danmaku a win?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10135753
Mm, I guess you're right. I should play Imperishable Night before I go to sleep, and maybe I'll have a dream about roasting Wriggle over an open flame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10135783

What if It wasn't a dream? Don't you find it strange you woke up precisely when she sent you back?

[Anonymous No.]

i did. but like most of my dreams
it was scary as shit.
i can't remember which touhou it was but i remember there being one.
but i mostly remember this thing wanting to eat us

[Anonymous No.]

I had a Touhou lucid dream, and I've never had one since.

I woke up in my dream dripping wet for some reason around 1am (according to my clock), I got out of bed and turned on my fan which dried me instantly, I then walked out into the hallway and looked into my imouto's room, it was just two bed framed turned on the side in the center of the room. I then walked up to the spare room and entered, it was just a plain white double bed with a small wooden plaque reading "abaj" (like DUWANG), I walked over to the bed and rested in it. . .

When I opened my eyes I was resting underneath a kotatsu in the Hakurei shrine, Reimu came out and served me tea, she told me "You better get to work, or Yukari is going to pissed, she bought you here after all", I somehow knew what she was talking about and ran out into a huge field with golden grass, I felt really warm and looked down a my hands, my fingernails were pointed and thick, my arms felt tough and my skin was like leather, I touched my face and poke myself on a fang I'd sprouted for some reason, I then felt the top of my head an realized I had a singular bull-like horn about 30cm in length coming out of the left side of my head. I later met up with my sister who also has a horn on the right side, but it was pointing upwards in a lyre shape.

We then killed some huge albino snake-lizard thing and then I woke up. I have it written down, and have a clear visual of what me and my sister looked like in that dream, I'll never forget it.

[None !FIreFlyLqM No.]

>>10135828
Why put forth effort for such an awful dream?

[Anonymous No.]

I usually have been having dreams involving me and ran going in weird adventures. I've had 14 of these dreams in the past 2 months.

The last dream (6 days ago) involved her coming to my house, and she delivered some good news I've been expecting for over a year now.

To my surprise, today I heard the good news from someone, and now I don't have to worry about it anymore.

Another fun dream with ran I had was that she and I were in the middle east riding on jeeps on our way to topple dictators. We both had guns and were wearing pants and a wife beater (or whatever the female equivalent is called) and when we got to this desert town, she turned into a fox, and I got on her back and rode her like a horse, while I went to this place in town where there was a TV and the dictator was threatening us (all in english). Then we left the town and started driving in the jeep and having some mindless conversations until I woke up.

Another dream I had was of ran bullying me while I was in highschool sitting alone in the cafeteria. She took my wallet with magic somehow and then yukari placed it under the tile of the ground, but somehow was still visible to me. I ran over there and tried digging the ground while everyone around me was laughing at me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10135879

I'll never understand people with cute imoutos who don't want to cuddle and fuck them.

>>10135907

You watch too much adventure time and sponge bob episodes before sleeping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10135783
>wanting to go home after arriving in gensokyo

Wow what a fag

[Anonymous No.]

I had one hell of dream last night.


My body was made of bread, bread /jp/! and i was in Gensokyo, to make it short. Reimu rescued me from a gang of Youkai scum and i went with her to the Hakurei shrine where we drank tea and ate those fish shaped things filled with red bean paste. Anyways, she then said "Woah whats that smell" I knew she finally felt the scent of my bread body, i don't know why it took her so long. The thing is that this meant bad news, really bad news because she was going to eat me, literally. She lifted her arm and i saw her naked armpit which instantly made my small bread penis turn into a huge ass Baguette, bursting out of my pants. We both stared awkwardly at it, then Reimu said "Lecker!" which to i replied "Reimu you bitch! you're supposed to say Oh la la!"
She didn't give a fuck and started eating my baguette i was creeped out, but aroused at the same time because she was eating it so erotically. I said to her "Stop that's my penis you're eating!" she just said "Call the cops i don't give a fuck" I woke up after that.

[Anonymous No.]

I had one a long time ago, I don't remember much of what happened. Yuyuko and Tewi were there and I think someone was trying to kill them and I had to help them escape.

I had another one a few weeks ago where Suwako wanted me to fertilize her eggs. As soon as I said I would, I got a phone call from my sister and it woke me up. I was so sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10135959
>I said to her "Stop that's my penis you're eating!" she just said "Call the cops i don't give a fuck"

he he he

[Anonymous No.]

>>10135929
>I'll never understand people with cute imoutos who don't want to cuddle and fuck them.

It's my duty to shield her innocence, she eve told me she wants to become a Christmas cake when she's older. Here is a scribble I make after shortly waking up form that very dream, I won't post mine because I am a boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10135997

If your sister is suika it's even more unforgivable to not wanting to have hot torrid love with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10135948
First thing, please don't abuse the quote function

Second thing, staying in a world of not-so-benevolent super-entities seems like a bad idea, especially when everything important to me is in this world. I'm not going to laze around in such an unsafe environment hoping nonsense hentai doujins come true.

[Anonymous No.]

Saved for future reference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10135972
Do you remember what their voices were like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10136134
>especially when everything important to me is in this world
You'd choose being on /jp/ all day over staying in Gensokyo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10137628
if he were in gensyoko he wouldn't be able to talk to you sweet cheeks.

[Anonymous No.]

kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

bump

[Anonymous No.]

>>10139614
why

[Anonymous No.]

I was back in high school watching some baseball game while sitting next to Satori and Rin. I turned to Satori and asked her, "Where is Okuu? Is she here?". Then Orin leaned forward straight into my view, as if she wanted me to pay attention to her, and blocked Satori from answering me. She then leaned towards me, her hands on my shoulders, and gave me a short but sweet kiss. She was blushing and her eyes completely love struck, yet she looked sad and embarrassed about it. Probably because she knew I only loved Okuu.

She was very cute though, and she even had her hair down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10139663
>>10135959
>>10135907
>>10135879
>>10135783
>>10135682
Do you imagine the 2hus as 2 dimensional? If so, how do you manage to do that? When i think of "female" i can only imagine a random 3d cunt, does learning how to draw help?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10139816
I see them in 3D, like what you'd see in MMD/AA for a basic example.

See image.

[Anonymous No.]

I had a dream I was Reisen once.

I was in a big big city with Eirin and we were going around subway trains (Except they were enclosed roller coaster cars for some reason) investigating a series of murders.

We were eventually lead to a warehouse where some guy with a remote controlled car tried to run us over, we were about to beat him but he escaped to a hospital and hid there.

I hope the dream comes back so I can have some closure.

[Anonymous No.]

One time, I had a dream that I was Mima, only I was alive and also the Hakurei Miko for some reason. I was sweeping the walkway of the shrine when a girl who kind of looked like Reimu came up the steps. I stared at her and asked her what was wrong, because she had a funny look on her face. She said "Sorry, mother, but it's for the good of the shrine," and then took this knife that was almost a sword out. Then she ran up to me and stabbed me in the gut. It actually hurt in the dream, and as I was dying, I could hear her say, "Your spirit will become the god of this shrine".
And then I woke up, covered in a nervous sweat. That dream really unnerved me.

[Anonymous No.]

I've never had a touhou-related dream, the closest thing that I did dream about was the feeling of weightlessness. I was just floating in space, it was like being underwater. It reminded me of Senkai a little bit.

[Anonymous No.]

I dreamed I was in SDM being skinned and eaten alive by Flan and Remi.

[Anonymous No.]

I have only had one touhou related dream and it involved Koishi which is weird because I don't really care much for her. The weird part is the her powers even worked as intended in it complete with me forgetting who she was after leaving my field of vision.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10139816
I've been dreaming a lot in 2D-ish recently. Last night I had a dream where I was a small 2D boy having sex with his mother. I blame the mazacon threads.

The interesting thing was that it was neither me nor my real life mother and everything seemed to be in 2D. It looked like something out of a hentai or H-manga or something. I was a small black haired shota and the motehr was an older women with matching long, messy black hair and glasses. These look nothing like me and my real life mother, so no real incest.
So I was pretty pleased with it all.

[Anonymous No.]

How do people remmeber their dreams so easily? I forget them really quicky even if I want to remmeber really badly.

[Anonymous No.]

Yes, unfortunately I don't remember it at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10143380
Yes, it is Yuyuko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10139825
Is that Yuyuko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10143099
One of the things I did to help me anon is keep a dream journal. I wrote down absolutely everything I could remember, including any feelings, sights, anything.

It helped me remember more and more of my dreams, as well as prepare me for lucid dreaming.

[Geslimmar !9.v9lDcTnk No.]

I think I once dreamed that I played eosd and died before the last level. I don't really want to experience lucid dreams about Gensokyo before I've learned at least 80% of the canon material.

[Anonymous No.]

Had one where I lived as Reimu's older brother. However... she never had a brother and I was just a figment of her imagination. And I watched as she slowly grew insane every time she talked to me. It got to the point where Marisa couldn't take it anymore and killed herself. Nobody cared.

I've had better 2hu dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

One morning my mom told me she dreamt of me wearing a flowery dress and hat. Maybe I was a touhou?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10137628
I'm not on /jp/ all day. I just like to browse 4chan when I'm listening to music ((:

[Anonymous No.]

I had a really lewd dream with Maribel and Renko.
Maribel was the one dominating.