/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

How will Touhou end?

[Anonymous No.]

With Zun's death

[Anonymous No.]

Concealed the Conclusion

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If one covers one of their eyes and he starts blinking or winking, how do you tell the difference?

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>>10135568
Pic related.

Marisa will nuke everyone and live of mushrooms for the rest of her life.

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Faceless men imprison all the tohus into a huge rapecave

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We all wake up and realize it never happened, and /jp/ never existed.

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>>10135597
That's not an end, it's a beautiful new beginning.

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>>10135597
This.
Technology will have come so far that we can make a portal to Gensokyo, but we cannot use it without giving up our faces. When we arrive -faceless- in Gensokyo we will figure out that all the fights were staged, and blinded by rage we will imprison all of them in a rapecave and rape them til the end of days.

[Anonymous No.]

Yukari conquest the real world

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>>10135597

[Anonymous No.]

Marisa discovered the ultimate mushroom spell

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>>10135568

Fallout: Gensokyo?

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>>10135642
She can conquer my penis with those big lewd boobs, if you know what I'm saying...

[Anonymous No.]

Congratulations.

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>>10135759

私は世界に火をつけたくない
私はちょうど始めたい
あなたの心に炎
私の心では、私は1つの願望を持っているが、
その1つはあなたです
これ以外は行いません

私は世俗的な称賛のすべての野心を失ってしまった
私はちょうどあなたが愛する人になりたい
そして、あなたが同じを感じるあなたの入院と
私がの夢を見ている目標に達しています

私を信じて！
私は世界に火をつけたくない
私はちょうど始めたい
あなたの心に炎

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone stops believing

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>>10135911
I'll NEVER stop believing I'll post toho threads 'till I go to HELL

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>>10135911

this pictures reminds me of the end of FFX for some reason.

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>>10135960
me too

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>>10135911

Stop making me sad!

Plus the whole disappearing without faith is stupid. Knowing kanako she surely would just go on a rampage outside the barrier to regain some faith.

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>>10135960
dude, you make me proud

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>>10135960
This guy knows.

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>>10135960
>'till I go to HELL
Don't you mean 幻想郷?

[Anonymous No.]

I won't give up till I find that gap.

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>>10135568
It's happening!

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>tfw ZUN will die in your lifetime

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With ZUN revealing stuff about Sakuya. Didn't he once say that if he told everything about Sakuya then it would be pointless to make more games?

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>>10139380
I think he meant telling everything about ALL the characters. Which it would.

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>>10135568
>How will Touhou end?
When the first crime have been committed. One of the main character (Most likely Youmu) unintentionally killed one of the most popular ex-playable (most likely Sakuya) in an duel near human village because of competition in shopping.

Then, its started to fall apart. Yuyuko closed the border between Hakugyokurou from Gensokyo in order to protect Youmu, Patchouli sealed both Flan and Remi altogether to avoid unnecessary damage. Then, the power balance in Gensokyo starting to crumbled. SDM (Which lost most of it's power) have strategic place, near human village and a lake. Moriya Shrine Planning to take it over in the name of Youkai Extermination. But their place is Youkai Mountain, a lot of eyes and ears are around them. Not too long, that plan has already all over the news. Seirensen faction which is Pro-Youkai (And have interest in human too), moved on to stop their plan. Then, the second great war took place on top of Misty Lake. Fortunately, Patchy already saw this coming, she already contacted Reimu, and she took down the entire conflict alone.

Realizing how tremendous and ridiculously strong Reimu is, Sanae which has a title Living Goddess cannot bear this sight. Having rage and jealousy, attracts a terrible creatures closer to Sanae. One of them is Suwako's Mishaguji curse. Mesmerized by Mishaguji's word and outraged jealousy to Reimu. Sanae took the forbidden path, she let Mishaguji took her body away and it promised to took down Reimu by Sanae's body.

But, of course it failed. But Mishaguji which already form a promise cannot go back. If it cannot defeat her, then it choose to possess her. Then, Reimu got a serious case of Mishaguji's curse. As of Sanae, she cannot be found anywhere, even her body.

to be continued (is that so...?)

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>>10140711
>to be continued (that is so...)

Having all of that trouble, where is Marisa you ask? She is being in constant battle with Alice which has a plan to take over Sakuya's body in order to complete her research on autonomous doll which is her dream. Of course Alice doesn't stand a chance. With Sakuya's dead, she can't even retrieve her body to complete her research and to revive her friend again. She in desperation, and consumes more butterfly pills which she got from Eirin. Having Butterfly Pills overdose, makes her has a case of sleep walking. She often found wandering around Forest of Magic with her pajamas and barefooted.

When Marisa encountered her in the forest, she found that Alice is way stronger and more dangerous in that state, and it forced her to battle her all night long. Thus makes her doesn't aware on outside events.

to be continued (is that so...?)

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>>10135824

Well played.

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>>10139422

Why is that? Why Sakuya? What's so special about her?

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>>10140749

Nevermind. Wow, of course. Hooolyy shit, bricks were shat.
No wonder why...
Wow, this raises a whole new level of enlightenment.

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i'm fucking LAUGHING here rigtt now you guys

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>>10139360
ZUN's only 35 and has superior Japanese life expetancy

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>>10139380
It can't be THAT big of a story... I'd like to think it's something simple like, she was one of the emissaries that Eirin turned on, and she somehow survived and turned up injured at Remilia's mansion. It's perfectly logical and fun to play with. Of course, knowing ZUN, he won't go with something logical or fun with her... fucks.

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>>10140819
The emissaries were all moon rabbits.

I don't see any funny ears sticking out of Sakuyak.

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>>10140819
Is there anything that references how long Sakuya has been with Remilia? I wonder if it's possible that she's been her maid for a very long time.

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>>10140812
>Japanese life expetancy
meaning, he's expected to commut sudoku in few more years?

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>>10140876
ZUN kept hinting that she is older than she appears. Specific sources not coming to mind right now.

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>>10140881

Dude, it's so fucking obvious! The connection between Sakuya and Eirin? Think about it very carefully.
Bricks will be shat.
I'm having lulz just sitting here watching it fly over other people and I bet ZUN's having a blast too.

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>>10140894
Hey guys.

What if Eirin being the genius she is, hired Sakuya in the past to kill Remilia before she reached Gensokyo.

Think about it.

Aliens.

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>>10140902
no.

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>>10140905
If she turned out to be Lunarian, that'd just be kind of lame, in my opinion.

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Not with a bang, but a whimper.

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>>10140914
kind of? it'd be really lame.

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>>10140837
If that's the case then Sakuya was probably just in charge of the emissaries and accompanied them.

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>>10135911
Good, bitch deserves it for being a god who is not an awesome god.
Kappa technology and weaponry will replace the old gods, and soon the only true lords of the land will be who holds the keys to the nuke shed, AKA Nitori.

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>>10140894
I don’t see the connection between Sakyua and Eirin.

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>>10141233
Since their nukes will all be Yatagarasu powered, that'd be Okuu.

"the engineer who installed the red button", etc

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>>10141256
it's probably something retarded like "durr, they both have white hair and appeared in the same game!"

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it will end like highschool kimmengumi

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>>10140711
>rage and jealousy
Guess who wins in the end.

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when zun hangs the shoes

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>>10141507
>hangs the shoes
Algunos dichos no se traducen bien del español.

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>>10141514
translate it spic

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>>10141560
Something like: You can't translate those sayings from spanish too well.
I think.

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>>10141514
jajajaja

[Adolf Hitler Loves !RUMIAxIXcU No.]

When mimi-chan explodes.

[Anonymous No.]

Like thissss

*Whips out 3 inch monster cock*

B)

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>>10135568
It already ended, Zun got married and his wife leaves him no time for his hobbies.

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>>10141730

divorce

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>>10141785
that'll just leave him as an empty shell, a wreck who'll waste his entire days drinking alcohol and crying into a pillow, and eventually force him to commit sudoku.

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when zun hangs the boxing gloves

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>>10141790
>sudoku

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>>10141827
It's a joke nerd

Are you stupid or just retarded?

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>>10141215
But she isn't.

Because Eirin was.

[Anonymous No.]

When Zun dies or if Touhou becomes a big hit in America.

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What song will you listen to during the livestream of ZUN's funeral?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZdS2KKvwVo

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>>10141876
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yb2NW3QfonI

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>>10141876
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER

ZUN DID THE IMPOSSIBLE
TOUCHED THE UNTOUCHABLE
TOU TOU FIGHT THA POWA

[Anonymous No.]

>>10141884
i lol'd

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>>10141876
That song dude ;_;

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>>10141873
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M

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>>10141884
>>10141910
Get the fuck out.

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>>10141915
I want to tenderly lick your boy pussy before penetrating it with my strong penis with naught lube but my saliva.

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>>10141918
You disgust me you sick fuck! Please seek help before I blast your MOTHERFUCKING brains out all you piss filled walls you pig neet!

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>>10141922
*your

u fkin bitch. go get layed

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>>10141925
epic

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he got married

thast worst than death

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>>10141918
>>10141884
>>10141922
>>10141910
>>10141925
>>10141929
>>10141915

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>>10141922
>impersonating me without my permission

Guess who I'm quoting and I won't rip your dick off.

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>>10141936
You're obviously quoting OP's mum.

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>>10141940

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>>10141943
ah sugoi kimochi

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>>10141915
ladies first

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>>10141876

>Battlestar Galactica

The songs in that show made me cry too many times.

The part starting at 4:00 makes me cry every time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6tfljPS8kU

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>>10140784
What? What did you find out?

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>>10142012
he just realized he's adopted.