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In west Gensokyo born and raised

>> No.10132252
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>>10132248
On the lake was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool

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>>10132252
And all shootin some damnmaku outside of school
When a couple of gals

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>>10132255
Who were up to no good

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>>10132259
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood

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>>10132264
I got in one little fight and Daiyousei got scared

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>>10132268
She said 'You're movin' with Miss. Letty up in Bel Air'

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>>10132272
I whistled for a bus and when it came near

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>>10132278
The license plate said ZUN and it had beer bottle in the mirror.

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>>10132279
If anything I can say this bus was rare
But I thought naw forget it, yo homes to Bel-Air.

>> No.10132286

I. Pulled. Up to a house about seven or eight
and I yelled to the drunky "Yo, homes! I'm the strongest!"

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>>10132286
(oops, forgot pic)

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>>10132291
Looked at my kingdom. I was finally there!
To sit on my throne as the ⑨ of Bel-Air!

>> No.10132297

>>10132283
Bel air should be replaced with something

>> No.10132301

>>10132294
and NOW that song is stuck in your head. have a nice day.

>> No.10132303

>>10132297
Why? And to what?

>> No.10132304

Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I liked to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys Who were up to no good Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared She said "I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl's bare chest.
"How?" you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to "put some of this on her" while she calls the doctor.
"Putting some of this on hear" meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of manhattan the entire time. She's sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing.
Details: She's about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She's in jammies I think because although I'm pretty shaken up right now I know I unbuttoned something before I went at it.
God I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands lal over her FUCKING TITS, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about wept tears of joy.
I didn't do anything else because I'm a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn't technically do anything wrong, so I'm in the clear.
I'd write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is fresh in my head.

>> No.10132321

Why would anyone want to leave Gensokyo?

>> No.10132322

>>10132303
gensokyo

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