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10127867 No.10127867 [Reply] [Original]

dont be a pussy, she seems legit

>> No.10127876

No way, she'll kill me for some imagined offense then use my remains to make a puppet

>> No.10127897

Although I want to be with her so much I don't know how I'd deal with myself being around someone so attractive. I'd probably spend half the time trying not to embarrass myself by embarrassing myself.

>> No.10127904

I'm not staying in Alice's creepy house.

>> No.10127910

>>10127897
She wouldn't even notice.

Sure, she helps humans and stuff, but it's not that she particularly gives a fuck.

>> No.10127925

Would Alice mind me wearing some of her cute clothes?

>> No.10127927

>>10127876
A puppet which she would then use to satisfy her sexual urges.

>> No.10127941

>>10127927
Don't flatter yourself.

>> No.10127969

Fuck you nerds, I'm going in.
gon' get sum pu$$y tonite

>> No.10127979

No way i'll stay over this creepy dork's house
I'd rather sleep in the woods

>> No.10127994

>>10127925
She can't mind if she's not home when you do it

>> No.10128030

Just imagine sleeping in her house at night, alone in the room covered in strings and puppets.
Lots and lots of puppets, all looking at you while you sleep with their empty eyes reflecting the moonlight, faintly glowing in the dark, in complete silence, just sometimes making a rattling sound.

>> No.10128112

>>10127927
Even if that were plausible, fugging doesn't count if you're dead and also a puppet.

>> No.10128133
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Later that evening...

>> No.10128146

>>10127867
>There's a room prepared for you.

But Alice, I thought we were gonna sleep together.

>> No.10128303
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>>10128133
I'm down.

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>>10128030
I want to sleep with her Shanghai and Hourai dolls.

>> No.10128321
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>>10128133
>>10128303
May I have the source please?

>> No.10128351

>>10128321
Learn how to use pixiv, anon.

>> No.10128452

>>10128351
But pixiv is all hieroglyphs.

>> No.10128459

Do you think she would serve me tea?

>> No.10128473

>>10128459
Maybe, if only to show some courtesy

>> No.10128475

>>10128459
Would you ask politely and thank her with a peck on the lips?

>> No.10128478

>>10128321
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=24424039

>> No.10128485

>>10128321
http://exhentai.org/g/476350/389082b12c/

For the first one at least.

>> No.10128492

>>10127867
Fine, but before we sleep I'm gonna have to take a bath with Alice.

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