[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]

/jp/ - Otaku Culture


View post   

File: 32 KB, 375x546, drawstream_135.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10124252 No.10124252 [Reply] [Original]

/jp/, what does the 2d version of yourself look like?

>> No.10124261

>>10124252
next for what?

>> No.10124264
File: 84 KB, 375x546, 1353917913543.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10124264

>> No.10124267

>>10124261
For your penis to be stimulated by her mouth until orgasm.

>> No.10124268

>>10124267
2lwd

>> No.10124273

>>10124268
Don't you want to feel good?

>> No.10124275

>>10124252
I love how she is wearing knee pads, classy.

>> No.10124280
File: 218 KB, 810x1410, 1348776164453.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10124280

Why didn't my parents bring me up as a girl?

>> No.10124287

I'm not quite sure what a Mexican in with shaggy hair and a glorious beard look like in Anime-style 2D.

>> No.10124288

>>10124275
It's erotic how her tongue is sticking out as if licking up the taste off her lips.

>> No.10124292
File: 471 KB, 1000x1000, 1326001878109.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10124292

>> No.10124293
File: 188 KB, 371x752, Untitled-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10124293

This is 2D enough right?

>> No.10124299

>>10124293
I bet like 70% of /jp/ers want to be flat, with hime-cuts and kuudere.

>> No.10124316
File: 327 KB, 875x743, 1341387169602.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10124316

This is me.

>> No.10124311

I posted it in another thread >>10114572

I accidentally closed the tab before fixing the face though.

>> No.10124324

>>10124311
Nigga that ain't you.

>> No.10124328

>>10124316
What's wrong with your lips?

>> No.10124330

>>10124324
I don't know how to respond to that.

>> No.10124331

>>10124328
If you actually saw her real photos, you'd be asking a very similar- but different question. Hint: It rhymes with lips.

>> No.10124334

>>10124330
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to doubt you.

>> No.10124336
File: 83 KB, 975x1278, 1347873270744.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10124336

>> No.10124337

>>10124331
She has inverted nips?

>> No.10124342

>>10124334
No worries. I wasn't offended just confused.

>> No.10124344

>>10124337
I dare not save the image, so I will just redirect you.

http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/10009961/#q10010032

But her MMD model is really cute.

>> No.10124348
File: 665 KB, 1800x1200, 1227578.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10124348

Here I am.

>> No.10124378

>>10124344
Don't use that archive.

>> No.10124380

>>10124348
If someone's going to paint over a picture, can't they fix the teeth?

>> No.10124386

>>10124378
warosu doesn't save images

>> No.10124397

>>10124380
It was probably done by a Japanese artist, and Japanese people accept bad teeth as normal and straight, geometrically optimized and orthodontically improved teeth as unusual.

Just like when you look at an anime character and imagine they are white, Japanese people look at an anime character's teeth and imagine they are crooked.

>> No.10124402

>>10124386
http://fuuka.warosu.org/data/jp/img/0100/09/1352330446895.jpg

>> No.10124405

>>10124386
You're uninformed. Warosu saves images.

>> No.10124412

>>10124402
>>10124405
my apologies, thanks for informing me

>> No.10124419
File: 275 KB, 330x458, 1353909083437.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10124419

Without the muscles.

>> No.10124427

>>10124336
the dude who drew that was mad AS HELL.

>> No.10124439

Surprised no one wants to be futas.

>> No.10124443

>>10124439
Im suprised that no one else reported this thread aside from me.

>> No.10124447

>>10124443
Announcing reports is illegal.

>> No.10124448

>>10124427
and accurate as HELL

when it comes to me anyway

>> No.10124449

>>10124448
You can't blame your parents for all your problems.

>> No.10124451

>>10124447
Please dont send the fbi on me bro

>> No.10124455

>>10124449
I don't blame them, I don't think the stool implies that I blame them, it just signifies that my lifestyle is supported by them

>> No.10124456

>>10124447
So is this thread. You moron.

>> No.10124460

>>10124280
Whats in the deluxe punishment bag?

>> No.10124458
File: 500 KB, 1108x1584, biribiri_Non_kun_to_Obakeyashiki_01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10124458

>>10124439
If I wanted to be a loli futa, I'd just be a shota.

>> No.10124464

>>10124449
They instilled some great things in me while at the same time instilling some horrible things. I literally feel ashamed about every single thing I do because they didn't aproved of anything I did and always said my ideas were stupid. The plus side is I can judge myself realistically.

>> No.10124471

>>10124460
I dunno, but the guy is crying, so it's probably not something enjoyable for either parties.

>> No.10124477

>>10124280
My favorite part of this comic is always how the dog has teeth marks on his butt, implying the training to pick out things that are good to eat still resulted in it being bitten.

>> No.10124478
File: 10 KB, 194x196, 135335365430385.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10124478

>> No.10124482

>>10124464
Take it to your blog, sperglord.

>> No.10124494
File: 185 KB, 1024x768, 1348720763466.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10124494

Me.

>> No.10124502
File: 247 KB, 1663x995, dark edge.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10124502

>> No.10124508 [DELETED] 
File: 88 KB, 516x682, 540896_288300834601832_1060716146_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10124508

me

>> No.10124526

>>10124508
so soft~

>> No.10124550

>>10124482
Sometimes I forget what I'm doing, I didn't mean to post that but I had already typed it. Sorry.

>> No.10124559
File: 45 KB, 550x284, autism awareness.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10124559

>>10124550

>> No.10124562
File: 67 KB, 721x723, me.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10124562

self portrait

>> No.10124566

>>10124559
lol epic. /a/ just keeps pwning these n00bs, it dont stop :P

>> No.10124569

>>10124559
I think I may have it. I am already aware.

>> No.10124606

>>10124252
Who drawed that?

/jp/ anon, it's pretty good

>> No.10124608

>>10124606
HAHAHAHAHA
dan kim is no longer /jp/, asshole

>> No.10124614

>>10124606
the word is drew

if you were even the slightest bit dumber, you'd forget to breathe

>> No.10124618

>>10124608
>dan kim is no longer /jp/
stop reminding me that the good old days are never coming back fucker

>> No.10124620

>>10124606
I masturbated to it.

>> No.10124817
File: 962 KB, 1440x1570, 1334551985238.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10124817

Who HOMU here?

I am HOMU

>> No.10124906
File: 65 KB, 1116x1278, Adolf Hitler - Es Lebe Deutchland.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10124906

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQOfIENN2tk&t=7m05s

>> No.10125008
File: 154 KB, 683x649, a81012d134a07441d365982c83d30614[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10125008

Like this.

>> No.10125014

>>10125008
does the dork fuck who drew this have any clue what swag actually is?

>> No.10125319

>>10124273
I don't want to force her and make her suicide in a few years when she realize what she did

>> No.10125359

>>10125008
>"swag"
>no hastag

lol u must be new here #realtalk #YOLO

>> No.10125361

>>10125014
why did normals invent this word "swag" anyway? did some black musician shorten "swagger"?

>> No.10125373

>>10125361
yeah it's short for swagger.

>> No.10125384

>>10125014
What does it mean then?

Please, enlighten us with your nigger vocabulary

>> No.10125395

>>10125361
What happened to swag meaning loot you got from events and shit?

>> No.10125396
File: 33 KB, 225x350, kigu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10125396

>>10124252

That picture is very sexy, and gave me an erection.

I wish Saten-anon was here...I miss him.

>> No.10125401

>>10125396
I just hope he's sucking cock somewhere

>> No.10125426
File: 315 KB, 526x756, 1342684933493.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10125426

>> No.10125441
File: 115 KB, 1280x720, sakiblushingcute.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10125441

>>10125401

But I want him here with me right now!

>> No.10125444

Some one 2D Moot-kun or someone else we know.

>> No.10125446
File: 161 KB, 668x1050, 2d_spartan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10125446

Pic related I guess.

>> No.10125449

where is that saten anon?

>> No.10125458
File: 32 KB, 410x663, 1332162593951.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10125458

>> No.10125460

>>10125384
asked my sister once in short: poor man's mojo

>> No.10125476
File: 286 KB, 1230x1200, jadf-tan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10125476

>> No.10125480
File: 84 KB, 291x476, jeesus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10125480

like a calm jesus

>> No.10125556

>>10125476
I find her hips disturbing.

>> No.10125568

>>10125556
I find it to be the optimal size.

>> No.10125570
File: 703 KB, 1200x768, 1277196253064.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10125570

Add glasses to Hei and it's about right.

>> No.10125579

>>10125568
The hips are a good size, but they're too big for the girl's frame

>> No.10125582

>>10125579
Perhaps normally, but I don't like compromising too much. In fact, it's even better when it stands out.

>> No.10125604
File: 10 KB, 250x250, 1336866677593.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10125604

>> No.10125605
File: 60 KB, 291x336, Screenshot_2012-11-26-10-09-18-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10125605

>>10125444
Once afain someone post a pic of 2d of someone we know, like the dececed Ken-sama. There are programs on any website where you submit a picture of someone or yourself and creates it into an anime character.

>> No.10126006

>>10124614
You shouldn't pick on non-native english speakers.

I'm sure even albert einstein could of made the same mistake.

>> No.10126012

>>10125395
It means the same thing, it usually means what kind of cool things you're repping/showing off.

Then it became a "showing off" yourself/moment/skills.

>> No.10126022

>>10124477
haha, i didn't notice that

>> No.10126032
File: 43 KB, 340x372, 1142837990874.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10126032

>> No.10126048 [SPOILER] 
File: 81 KB, 497x443, bob.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10126048

This is an accurate depiction of both my appearance and my personality.

>> No.10126055
File: 220 KB, 277x973, 1273573054709.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10126055

>what does the 2d version of yourself look like?

>> No.10126082
File: 62 KB, 610x827, 549423-monk_bobby[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10126082

>> No.10126083
File: 823 B, 150x160, 575419.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10126083

me @ omae no mom no ie

>> No.10126114

>>10126083
nandato kisama

>> No.10126126

>>10125384
Using the word nigger makes you look like an edgy 14 year old. Hope this helps.

>> No.10126128
File: 33 KB, 351x632, forinstance.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10126128

>> No.10127713

>>10124252
Slurp slurp slurp, that's all it takes.

>> No.10129937
File: 546 KB, 1206x921, Saten.Ruiko.full.1168789.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10129937

Like Saten but flatter. Except her forehead bangs are a bit more feathery while mine are straight across.

>> No.10129996
File: 931 KB, 2836x3964, KokutouMikiya.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10129996

More or less, I'm also just as boring.

>>
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action