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What's your mahjong superpower?

>> No.10121611
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>> No.10121614

I have the ability to never win.

>> No.10121621

I can blindly pon and chi and still manage to get a yaku.

>> No.10121633

I don't know anything about Mahjong. Is there a pastebin?

>> No.10121640

If east calls Riichi, I will immediately draw his winning tile, and it will always be completely useless to me.

>> No.10121650

>>10121633
Look for tenhou in the /jp/ archive, the earlier threads had a lot of links you could use.

>> No.10121656

>>10121650
Thanks!

>> No.10121670

I deal in less often when I'm playing half-heartedly and not even looking at other people's tiles than when I'm actually paying attention.

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>> No.10121836

The ability to wear underwear underneath my clothing.

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>> No.10121965

My draws are so bad that I always get nagashi mangan as long as it ends in a draw.

>> No.10122001

The "Table Flip"

>> No.10123565

>>10122001
I myself have also mastered the art of table flipping.

>> No.10125352

I can't read the hands of my opponents, no matter how obvious they may seem

>> No.10125358

The dick

>> No.10125466

>>10121599
constant tenpai

>> No.10125487

I don't know how to play.

>> No.10125536

I have the ability to always go to negative points

>> No.10125541

I always come in second place. I know that's supposed to be good, but it still pisses me off.

>> No.10130460

This *whips out dick*

>> No.10130478

to bang mothers

>> No.10130500

In the south round I earn back double the points I lost. If I actually gained points by south round, I will lose double what I earned before the south round ends.

>> No.10130539

I have an uncanny ability to win with pinfu+tan'yao.

Yeah, I'm just that lame at literally everything I do.

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Did you know over 10% of children now have a form of ADHD, and that between 2000 and 20010 alone diagnosis rates went up 66% percent? Legitimate diagnosis's of this disease were increasing by over 5% every year! (http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/adhd.htm))

This horrible epidemic has overtaken the nation, and I'm here to tell you that YOU, yes you, probably have it. Do you get bored doing things that are uninteresting to you? Do you procrastinate with work? Do you forget things? Are you easily distracted by more interesting things and thoughts?

If you answered yes to these questions commonly asked by medical professionals when diagnosing forms of ADHD, then you have ADHD.

Awww, sad are you? Well GOOD NEWS. It can be cured with amphetamines or methylphenidate. What's amphetamines you ask? Well it's basically the same exact thing as that big scary drug you hear about, meth, or methamphetamine, (Desoxyn) but it's put in a pill and given to you by a doctor so it's safe now.

Some people might say ADHD is fabricated by psuedoscience. But these people are dangerous crackpots. They often tell us that are hypothesis' stating that possible correlations we found aren't equal to causation.

How ridiculous! These people suffer from a mental illness called schizophrenia. Besides, we have a degree in our psuedoscience and they don't, so who are you going to listen to, us or the crackpots?

>> No.10130564

Guaranteed total of at least four dragons and winds in starting hand, none of which will be paired.

>> No.10130991

The faster I made into iishanten, the lower chance I got into tenpai.

>> No.10131625

Does anyone still play on 7447? The threads seem to have died off again after Achiga-hen finished airing.

>> No.10131650

>>10131625
I play 3P (yeah, I know, but 7447 4P is full of people that chi into furiten nowadays) every so often, but I don't recognise any of the names except when I get some friends to play with.

>> No.10131687

>>10131625

People play pretty often now with the league going on.

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>>10131650
>3P

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>>10131708
>4P

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>>10131713
Typical 3P fag and azucatfag.

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>>10130564
Every time I discard a dragon or wind tile someone will pon or ron win off it.

>> No.10132284

I can master retards.

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