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so /jp/
Which touhou would you marry and why?
i would marry Tewi, just because she would bring the best of luck to mi daily life

>> No.10115083
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Do I really need to explain it?

>> No.10115088

yuugi

>> No.10115093

>>10115068
She'd NTR you just to fuck with you though.

>> No.10115092

Tenshi because it would be impossible to sexualize her and I can still become a level 81 Ultra Magnus Nerdlord.

>> No.10115099

>>10115083
Why do you have such flawless taste?

>> No.10115105

Yuuka
I'm sure she can get me some dank weed erryday

>> No.10115118

Ran

I want to become part of the Yakumo family.

It's not like I have one of my own anymore...;_;

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We would rule the world with an iron fist.

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>>10115099

/jp/ born and bred.

>> No.10115121
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Kogasa, and I would bully her

In roleplays with her, consensually

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>>10115120
But the thing is, there's only one Suika, and two of us.

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Youmu, she can cook, work and be a great wife.

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>>10115135
Three of us

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>>10115149
Oh well, this is convienent. What do YOU suggest we do, anon suika fan 3? I suggest battle to the death.

>> No.10115165

>>10115161
Yes a battle to the death
and when the last man standing is near death I come in as #4 and take the victory

>> No.10115166

>>10115143
That's not what you need on the inside, to make the time go.

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Prepared for Battle.

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>>10115165
No fuck you 4, you're joining this.

Jeez, I didn't know there was so many Suika bros.

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Because I like her, okay?

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4 sounds about right, we should team up until there are 2 left.

>> No.10115187

>>10115180
I shouldn't of told you my plan
just act like I didn't say anything

My waifu would be Cirno
yeah..
definitely not suika

>> No.10115189
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Okuu. Because Okuu.

I could write a whole essay about exactly why but I doubt anyone would want to read it.

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HOLD ON SEC YOU FOUR!


Can't we all just come to some kinda of agreement? or maybe a party game? I just don't wanna have to fight if I don't have to.

>> No.10115196

>>10115149
Suika has 3 fuckeable holes

>> No.10115207
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How about a Junken Tournament?

>> No.10115208

>>10115193
>party game

THAT'S IT! We'll decide this with a game of Mario Party!

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>>10115166
I really like her, plus the things she can do.

>> No.10115236

Suika can just make herself into several little Suikas.
One for everyone!

Besides, there exists only one Suika in your heart, but multiple ones in everyone's hearts. Only your Gensokyo matters.

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>>10115208
A hisoutensoku battle, the winner get suika.

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Yuugi
I just love her, a lot

>> No.10115292

>>10115279
I called her first punk

>> No.10115305

So I have my cute toho only for myself while you girls keep fighting for onis? Alright!

>> No.10115310

>>10115189
Do it.

>> No.10115318

Patchouli because I love her.

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>>10115279
As do I.
I'll praise you on the great taste, but when you finally get to Gensokyo (if you ever manage), I'll be there waiting for you.

Here's hoping you won't be reborn a human, or you're going to have a lot of problems, whether it be a drinking game or physical battle.

>> No.10115322

>>10115189
>I could write a whole essay about exactly why but I doubt anyone would want to read it.

You wouldn't, you just like her because of all those threads
In fact you are a secondary

>> No.10115360

>>10115322
Fascinating.

>>10115310
Since people like >>10115322 are still around I'd rather not.

>> No.10115366

>>10115360
Yes, of course

>> No.10115386
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I'm certain there is only one true answer. I would give literally anything away (other than her, I'd want her completely mine) to make this happen.

>> No.10115393
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Yukari-sama because she is the best 2hu

>> No.10115418

>>10115386
*Trying to compete with ZUN*

>> No.10115427

>>10115418
and with his self-insert

>> No.10115443

Chen.
That way Ran can be my mommy in law and take care of my penis while I hug her and call her mommy.

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>>10115418

There is no obstacle my love for Aya isn't able to overcome! ;_;

>> No.10115452

>>10115322
>you just like her because of all those threads

Stay jealous.

>> No.10115496

>>10115447
You are still living in this world.

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>>10115447
She will never buy food and cook it for you.

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crowslut

>> No.10115612

Hmm...maybe Remilia, Kaguya, or Yuyuko. They all have their own fancy estates I could live on have they also have servants that would be obligated to obey me because I'm their master's husband.

I'd include Satori too since living in a badass underground mansion with stained glass windows would be pretty cool but she would be able to read my mind and see that I'm only marrying her so I have a nice place to live.

>> No.10115620

Whichever Touhou would love me

>> No.10115628

>>10115620
So none?

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Her

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There's literally one possible answer: A mountain of a man.

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>>10115706

>> No.10115723

I utilize those skills obtained from countless eroge and achieve maximum harem end. You smelly lot can fight over our children.

>> No.10115741

>>10115612
Oh and I almost forgot Tenshi so I can live in heaven unless she got evicted for being a cunt after recent events.

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>>10115723

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