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1011352 No.1011352 [Reply] [Original]

c-come to me Anonymous, and I will give you love.

>> No.1011358
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1011358

>>1011352
...we know where this thread is going. Let me just get it there faster.

>> No.1011367

>>1011352
*squeeze*

>> No.1011363

>>1011352
Didn't Marisa take that from you already?

>> No.1011373
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1011373

>>1011358

sure I'll help.

>> No.1011376
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1011376

I FUCKING LOVE SHANGHAI!

>> No.1011379
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>>1011363
N-no... th-that good for nothing black and white!
My breast beats only for you Anonymous...

>> No.1011381
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>> No.1011385

>>1011379

You only have one tit? Where's the other one? Freaky amazon bitch.

>> No.1011386

Roleplaying thread?
SQUEEZE

>> No.1011388

OH NO YOU DON'T

>> No.1011389

>>1011363
Back to POOSHLMER with you, ONLY there you'll see a renewed Alice.

>> No.1011391
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>>1011367
th-thank you...

*is warm*

>> No.1011400

>>1011379
How can you say that when I saw you... saw you making love to her!

>> No.1011401

>>1011389
They like stupidass Ronery Alice at Pooshlmer too. They're the cancer killing the Alice fandom.

>> No.1011403
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1011403

R-rage will never defeat love Anonymous...

>> No.1011404

>>1011401
I know, sir, don't mind my faggotry.

>> No.1011405

>>1011401
They are the alice fandom. Enjoy your lonely doll otaku

>> No.1011407

>>1011401

They are the cancer killing everything.

>> No.1011413

>>1011401
The Alice fandom is the cancer killing Touhou. Something's got to give.

>> No.1011415
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1011415

Go die in a cloud of poison gas.

>> No.1011414

desperately need some mods to wipe out the neo-/b/ and roleplayers, someone dump CP

>> No.1011417

Old men will soon rule the world. ┐(-｡ｰ;)┌

>> No.1011418

Alice is the best touhou

>> No.1011424
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1011424

Th-the only thing creating neo /b/ i-is your resistance to love...

>> No.1011425

>>1011413
Alice was fine until the ronery, stuttering Alice faggot RPers.

>> No.1011432

ALICE IS SO RONERY ROFL xD

>> No.1011438

Alice ignore the cancer, I will never let the cancer seperate us, our love is too strong.

>> No.1011441
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1011441

Aren't you Anonymous?... I-I can sense it...Touch me... you'll feel much better....

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>>1011415
Oh no you don't.

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1011446

I would if I could.

But Uohuot cannot reach you.

>> No.1011447

*squeeze*

>> No.1011450

>>1011414
you've never been to /b/ in your fucking "life"

>> No.1011451
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1011451

alice eats her leaked poop

>> No.1011457
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>>1011438
P-put your hand on my breast, and feel my heart beating... F-feel something other than the yukkuri-hate... th-the rage, and the endless parade of trolls....

Feel my love A-Anonymous...

>> No.1011461

>>1011441
>>1011391
Stop using KFCs works for evil.

>> No.1011467

>>1011450

Not since you've been around, no. And that's a badge of honor.

>> No.1011468
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1011468

Alice is my fetish

>> No.1011471

Im suprised no one reacted to >>1011381 yet.

>> No.1011472

>>1011457
But I cannot, I am anonymous, I have no heart...

>> No.1011473
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>>1011461
I-if love is evil.. th-than I am Evil...

>> No.1011480

If this thread is still here, when I get back from taking a shower, I will be sad.

>> No.1011481

there's nothing like fandom Alice

>> No.1011483
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>>1011472
Y-you are wrong.. b-because Anonymous is anything and everything... wh-where you are the hate machine... you are the love machine too...

>> No.1011484

>>1011473

i'll love you if you shit on my (tiny) dick then lick it off

>> No.1011488

win thread is win

>> No.1011493

>>1011483 love machine

OH GOD RAGE

>> No.1011497

>>1011480

I hope you either take really long showers or have a mod sleeping in your bathtub.

>> No.1011499
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1011499

E-even you Dan Kim... y-you need love...

>> No.1011498

>>1011483
Sry Alice but the only woman I love is Patchy

>> No.1011500

I vote to keep this thread alive because I so much want to see if >>1011480 goes through eith being sad about it.

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1011504

I came.

>> No.1011508
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>>1011498
A-And the only one I-I love is you Anonymous...

>> No.1011507

>>1011493

LOL I CAME TO 4CHAN AFTER WATCHING FOX, ITS COOL TO HATE EVERYTHING, HAHA LETS GO RAID SOME CRIPPLES NOW

>> No.1011513
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1011513

Hey Alice RP-er.

I like Alice. But why the fuck do you d-d-d-d-do this stupid shit? No one talks like that EVER.

>> No.1011518

>>1011513
Except when they're in a freezer.

>> No.1011523
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>>1011513

>> No.1011526
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*squeeze*

>> No.1011528
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>>1011513
W-when you experience love y-you'll understand...
True love, staggering love, love that purifies and cleanses the very essence of your being... Wh-when you experience love that shakes your foundations... m-maybe you too will...

>> No.1011524

>>1011507

no seriously, LOVE MACHINE? what is that shit

>> No.1011527

>>1011508
Sry but you are ugly and your dolls are creepy, please leave me alone I have to tend to my sick wife she is very frail.

>> No.1011530

Why can't Alice be canon Alice?

>> No.1011531

>>1011513
I seriously talk like that sometimes.

That is, when I actually talk to someone else.

>> No.1011538

>>1011531

Fix your speech impediment then, freak.

>> No.1011542
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>>1011530
B-because everybody changes Anonymous...

>>1011531
S-so you see...

>> No.1011541

>>1011531

if you are anything like the rest of us, that would be never

>> No.1011543

Im laughing because this is obviously a very elaborate troll and your all falling for it.

>> No.1011546

>>1011524
love machine ,hate machine WHO DA FUCK CARES, I can smell your cancer a mile away. FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME /b/ IS NOT A FIGHT CLUB

>> No.1011544
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>> No.1011552

>>1011544
This is a perfect representation of Alice.

>> No.1011559

>>1011483
The living paradox, the ultimate hypocrite?

>> No.1011560

>> you are the love machine too...

UNF

>> No.1011561

>>1011544
I'd take Shinji over a badass motherfucker anyday, but don't compare him to Alice.

>> No.1011568
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>>1011559
A-Anonymous... dividedes b-by zero...o-of course...

M-my love is also the ultimate paradox...

>> No.1011570

>>1011546
DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE GAME

>> No.1011577
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1011577

L-love the unlovable.
H-hug the impossible...

>> No.1011579

>>1011561
Shinji is a faggot

>> No.1011582

>>1011577

You're not unlovable, Alice. You need to have more confidence.

>> No.1011590

>>1011579
I think that's the point.

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>>1011582
*blush* th-thank you...

*squeeze*

>> No.1011592

>>1011544

This is a terrible analogy that makes you look underage. I'd bet anything you browse /a/ a lot.

>> No.1011596

>>1011577
I told you go to away you ugly bitch

>> No.1011603

I'd like to repeat the fact that >>1011543

>> No.1011599

>>1011592
bet your life and kill yourself

>> No.1011600

>>1011480 here
Oh god.
I am in despair.

>> No.1011611

>>1011600
Nobody cares fuck off and go die in a ditch

>> No.1011609
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>>1011600
Th-then be in despair over love...
I-I don't mind... t-to break the circlejerk th-that you have all become here...

>> No.1011613
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>>1011568
I've said it before, I'll say it again. I don't worry about "Anon." He is too many-minded to make a consistent decision, about whether to accept love or anything else.

I worry about you.

I want the mind to overcome reality. I really do. But you have to find out how. So far, no way is known. If you really want love, then give us a way to reach you, or a direction to work towards. Until then, this will only be an empty mockery of text and image.

>> No.1011608

>>1011592
It's actually pretty accurate, you gigantic faggot. If you hate Shinji just because it's the cool thing to do, I think you need to get back to /a/.
>>1011579
Fuck you.

>> No.1011615

>>1011611
Sure is internet tough guy around here.

>> No.1011626
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>>1011613
Th-there's no need to worry...
y-you must activate it...
Th-the Large Hadron Collider...

>> No.1011635

>>1011608

Learn to read.

>> No.1011632

>>1011615
Better a internet tough guy than a whiny emo faggot like you, O no a roleplaying thread is still up I must voice my despair to the FUCKING WORLD.

>> No.1011640

I WILL BEAT YOU UP ALICE ROLEPLAYER STOP AT ONCE

>> No.1011641

penis

>> No.1011642

>>1011626

Don't worry, my sweet. When I finally throw the switch, my only thoughts will be of you and our new life together.

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>>1011632
Cry more, kiddo.

>> No.1011645

>>1011635
Learn to word your sentences so people can understand what you are trying to convey.

>> No.1011656

>>1011645

No, really, learn to read. I didn't even realize it was physically possible to get anything that completely wrong. You have serious issues.

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1011651

H-how I sorrow f-for you all /jp/ Anonymous...f-for now that there has been no love... y-you can clearly see the result...

>>1011642
*clings*

>> No.1011653

>>1011636
BAWWW go listen to lincoln park

>> No.1011662
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>>1011626
Not under our control, but apparently, it's underway.

Give it time. If it works, someone will find you. Treat them well.

>> No.1011667

>>1011442
awesome doujin looks awesome. Got source or at least a name?

>> No.1011668

>>1011656
It's not that hard to get what I did out what what you said.

>> No.1011670

>>1011653
Okay, with this, I know you're from /b/.
>>1011667
http://gensokyo.zomgwtf.net/H/%5BMemoria%5D%20Ningyou%20Kakumei.rar

>> No.1011672
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>>1011662
B-but it must be A-Anonymous!

>> No.1011676

Alice rper why don't you rp with a touhou that people actually like?

>> No.1011681

>>1011670
No you are a 16 year old from /b/ who can't hide a thread
Probably a WOMAN too whoring for attention, you are sad nobody cares get over it!

>> No.1011678

>>1011676
I like Alice. I just don't like ronery s-s-s-stuttering Alice.

>> No.1011679

>>1011668

It's pretty impossible if you're not retarded. It's not as if that post is the only thing you've proven yourself utterly incapable of reading.

>> No.1011682
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>>1011676
I am Alice.. a-and alice I am...

>> No.1011685

>>1011676

Nobody likes people who roleplay their favorite characters, other than the roleplayers.

>> No.1011686

>>1011682
IRON MAN?

>> No.1011683

>>1011678
same

>> No.1011688

>>1011679
You must be pretty retarded, if you think >>1011544 isn't right. Fanon Alice is a shy, lonely girl who doesn't like to talk to people. Canon Alice is a badass witch of death.
Is it that fucking hard to understand?
enjoy your RAGE

>> No.1011690
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1011690

I-I am Alice.. b-because Anonymous...you...must l-look in the mirror...

>> No.1011696

>>1011694
No they aren't.

>> No.1011693

>>1011681
You're worse at reading comprehension than this guy >>1011608

>> No.1011694

>>1011688
but everyone is a badass witch of death in canon ....

>> No.1011703

>>1011698
It seems that you're worse at reading than me, if you got "EPIC GAR XD!!!!!" out of that.

>> No.1011698

>>1011688

Good god, go back to /a/ until you're past puberty. EPIC GAR XDDDDDDD

>> No.1011709

>>1011694
brb starting a shitstorm

>> No.1011707

>>1011518
or in anatartica.

>> No.1011714
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1011714

D-do you understand Anonymous?

>> No.1011721

I thought this was pretty funny the first time I saw it.

Iffy the second.

Third resulted in a SERIOUS BUSINESS expression.

Fourth SHIT IS NOT AMUSING.

And now, my fifth time seeing this, results in nothing but RAGE.

... And sage, of course.

>> No.1011722

>>1011513
T-T-t-t-he reason, w-w-hile unbelievable at f-first, i-s thi-s:
>>1011352
>>1011363
S-s-same...f-f-AG FROM POO-POOSHLIMER, TH-THAT SH-SHITTY SHORT RP ABOUT A-ALICE BE-BEING FAGGED LI-LIKE THIS & MA-MARISA WAS POSTED YESTERDAY THERE!
A-and don't say th-that it was since the Bra-brazilfa-g-g, be-because th-ey may started it for ha-hate & ''co-counter A-anonymous, t-too!

>> No.1011718

>>1011714

Of course. But, are you going to get rid of that "thing" soon?

>> No.1011719

>>1011670
Thanks dude, the voice of reason has spoken

>> No.1011720

>>1011672
Anonymous is everyone. Anonymous is no-one.
"Anonymous" is but a pseudonym for "he who does not want to be named."

All can love you, if they wish to. All can be anonymous, to one degree or another.

You will not know the name of the one that walks to your door. Thus, he is Anonymous.

Find one that will love you.

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>>1011718
eh? wh-what? no!...

A-Anyway.. m-my job here is done... I-I'm going to go eat some waffles...

>> No.1011733

>>1011719
No problem, man. Enjoy.

>> No.1011729

>>1011693
I comprehended EVERYTHING
YOU: BRB if i come back and this is still here I will be sad
YOU: BAWWW its still up
ME:NOBODY CARES

then you accused me of being a internet tough guy I accused you of being a emo fag then we both accused each other of cancer.

Who honestly who is not new here would bother posting >If this thread is still here, when I get back from taking a shower, I will be sad.

anyone who has been here long enough knows that this is obvious trollbait

Please take your cancer back to Gaia, im pretty sure they love touhou just as much.

>> No.1011734

>>1011690
no thanks, I wanted to sleep tonight.

>> No.1011738

Take it easy everyone!
I cannot take it easy like this!

>> No.1011741

>>1011729
I really think you must be underage for taking a post so seriously and writing a wall of text crying about it. Your typing really isn't helping.

>> No.1011747
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>>1011720
I-I know nonanonymous jptard th-that Anonymous loves me... I believe in him... b-but even if he doesn't... I-I love him the same

*wanders off to find food*

>> No.1011750

>>1011738
I-ican't too, A-anon!

>> No.1011751

Im dissapointed in you /jp/, falling for such an obvious troll and letting it drag on for this long.

>> No.1011762

>>1011751
I enjoy the shitstorms.

>> No.1011761

>>1011403
This image, I must have the full version of it.

>> No.1011769

Also, >>1011613 nothing new, but Tripfag is one of them.
Enjoy your HARD trolling because fags like this.

>> No.1011773

>>1011751

>Im

Maybe if you go back to neo-/b/ you'll be cured of your disappointment. I wouldn't want it to ruin your summer vacation, after all.

>> No.1011790

>>1011773
>>Im
lol

>> No.1011792

f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-faggotry...

>> No.1011794

>>1011773
Why must you always be such an adversary?

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