/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Girl whispers to you in bed and pretends to be your girlfriend.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z3cR640InA

[Anonymous No.]

2 ugly.

ASMR sounds like a cool disorder to have though.

[Anonymous No.]

Her skin is too dark

[Anonymous No.]

sleeptite 4 da tired princess :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>10111886
this.

[Anonymous No.]

goodnight bb gurl i wishi culd tap dat ass but im hella tired

[Anonymous No.]

is that you OP?

[Anonymous No.]

This is awkward.

[Anonymous No.]

My favorite ASMR is listening to pretty French girls whisper.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd2TZQYJQ14

[Anonymous No.]

A morbidly obese basement-dwelling manchild uttering ``nee-chan'' in a low, almost guttural voice. He is hunched over his keyboard, sitting awkwardly in his decaying office chair which is all but falling apart. Next to this creature is a semen-encrusted pillow featuring a pillow case with a faded picture of an anime girl, which he affectionately refers to as his ``waifu'', as he gently strokes its filthy surface with the chubby fingers of his left hand, whilst masturbating with his right. ``Nee-chan!'' the vile urchin groans. An explosion of thick, yellowish semen shoots out of his fat-buried phallus and lands on the pillow. ``Daisuki'', the autist whispers amiably, feeling accomplished. He looks the anime print in its over-sized, cold, lifeless eyes and gives a wink, as if he expected her to enjoy it if only she were real. What a great way to end the day, he thinks to himself. Before long, the beast had fallen asleep, without cleaning up, just sitting in his chair.

[Anonymous No.]

I always look at the laptop lying on my side on the bed but I can't watch this because I'm not a freak pervert loser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10111916
Yes you are. You just don't like it because it doesn't suit your taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10111920
Am not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10111908
Oh god. I would shlick to this. I want to choke on NEET seed and drown in piss bottles.

[Anonymous No.]

>Girl whispers to you in bed and pretends to be your girlfriend.

>OMG this is awesome! Im so glad you showed me this, and I hope you continue to do this!
>Sincerely,
>your cousin,
>Samuel

[Anonymous No.]

>>10111933
Your life sucks. You are all fat otaku nerds that are stuck in a room with nobody else than you, because nobody would like something so disgusting as you.

But, don't panic. You don't need to suffer anymore. Just die... release yourself from your pain... embrace the death... You know, if you die, you go to gensokyo, where all your dreams comes true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10111954
Sorry, I don't understand quot

[Samuel No.]

>>10111954
Fuck! My name is Samuel too!* Do you think I have a chance with this girl?

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*Well, my internet name is Samuel, it comes from Ｓａｍａｅｌ, the Angel of Death, but I've been using it for years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10111872
These are always really relaxing. Thanks for reminding me, OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10111966
That's pretty boring. You sound like a boring person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10111954
Did you just greentext incorrectly on MY /jp/?! You fucking picked the wrong night fucker. I'm going to take a screenshot of your post right now and email it to moot. That way you dumb shits will realize it's not a fucking game to misuse forum functions. The hammer is coming down on you faggots and all I will do is fucking laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

Watching anime is creepy and somehow this isn't. What a world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10111976
raged hard man!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10111971
You do not amuse Samael with your insults. I will enjoy guiding your soul to the underworld, when the time alloted by fate arrives!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10111908

That's like based on my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10111980
- My first 'ironic' shitpost written by /a/-kun, 16 years old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10111982
You can't even kill people on a whim? And you are supposed to be the Angel of Death?

You are fucking useless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10111989
Clean up, anon. It feels really good to be clean in a clean environment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10111992
I'm actually 19 thanks though :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>10112002

That sounds bothersome

[Anonymous No.]

>>10112002
[citation needed]

[Anonymous No.]

>>10112019
It's very easy if you clean a little at a time. Then it's really easy to maintain once everything is done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10111955

TruNEETs have reached a higher level of consciousness and have embraced loneliness, we don't feel bad about our lives, we loved them. Neurotypicals like you could never understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10111872
asmraurette and VisualSounds are my faves.

who ASMR otaku here?

[Anonymous No.]

Expected a cute Japanese voice but instead I got some garbage english slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10111872
She has a strange look in her eyes. Like she's laughing at me in her mind. What the hell is she laughing at?

I want to punch her. This video makes me me angry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10112026
cite THIS

*whips out ur mom's dick*

[Anonymous No.]

>>10112041
That's not true. NEETs like that tell themselves they like to be lonely, but that's just a way to make themselves feel better. Truth be told, I'm pretty sure that every one of them would enjoy having friends, real friends-even if none fo them would admit it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10112041
NEET King of /jp/ here. (Yes I am the NEET king, a veteran Hiki)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Learned_helplessness


this is what happens after 10 years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10112115
This is what happened to me in highschool, before I became a NEET

[Anonymous No.]

>>10112115
By the time that rolls around you should already be receiving the bux. I don't think anyone can go through an entire decade of NEETdom without any kind of support.

[Anonymous No.]

Some western whore, reported.
MEIDOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>10112120
I can. I was born rich. I'll be collecting interest off of $12M in US bonds long after you starve to death.