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I cannot get off to patchemari. For some reason, Patchouli seems more like a heterosexual to me than the raging lesbian doujins say she is.

>> No.10108016

>>10108011
Where the fuck did you get THAT from? I mean, I wouldn't ship her with anyone but Remilia(and maybe sometimes Alice but that's just my delusions), but she is seriously one of last touhous I'd say are straight.

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>>10108016
What? She explicitly says Marisa and co. to fuck off and return the books she stole. No dere, no interest, no please stay here and enjoy the tea.

Either she is too involved in her arcane studies to care about sex, or she does not like women at all. You only get her interest when it comes to magical *practical* problems like the lulzmagic space rocket.

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where's the dere

>> No.10108071

>>10108048
She's been married to Remilia for a couple hundred years, what do you expect.

...also, if she reacted that way to men, you'd think she's gay instead? That's a mighty fucked up way of thinking.

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>>10108071
>She's been married to Remilia
Bullshit, shipper.

> That's a mighty fucked up way of thinking.
No interactions with men to know this for certain.

If a woman told you and any other man to fuck off and let her read her books in peace instead of telling you about certain books she likes or finds interesting, what would you think? The only people who do not care are asexual and the insane. Even shutins need a little hug now and then.

The only Touhous we have some reasons to believe they are at least a little straight are Parsee and Suwako.

>> No.10108158

>>10108111
>If a woman told you and any other man to fuck off and let her read her books in peace instead of telling you about certain books she likes or finds interesting, what would you think?

...I think you should probably get out more. No wait, that's only going to end in tears.

I mean, I know we're on /jp/ and more broadly on the internet, but if a girls doesn't want to talk to someone it doesn't mean she doesn't swing their way.

>> No.10108173

>>10108158

Maybe you retarded shippers should fuck off to reading Homestuck.

>> No.10108179

Patchouli is cute please don't hurt her.

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>>10108158
I don't mean just "someone". I mean everyone. As in wanting no interaction with no one.

A girl who is interested in you talks to you, even if she just wants you as a friend. She shows no interests besides magic.

"But she talks to Remilia and Sakuya!" you say? Well duh, she fucking lives in her mansion, and she is pretty much Remilia's personal tutor. And Sakuya is just the (ditzy) chief maid.

>> No.10108237

>>10108186
Again, how the fuck do you conflate being introverted with sexuality?

Get a hold of yourself.

>> No.10108474

>>10108011
I agree on the patchemari part, but only because Pache fits better with Remi.

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