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Is anyone here a hacker?

>> No.10106787

plz hack a facebook for me.

>> No.10106792

>>10106787
I'm not looking to hack, I'm looking for other /jp/ hackers.

>> No.10106795

I can code in Python

>> No.10106803

>>10106792
Why?

>> No.10106805

Good taste in touhous

>> No.10106807 [DELETED] 

I think you are looking for /prog/.

>> No.10106812

>>10106795
Can you hack in Python?

>> No.10106808

>>10106803
You wouldn't understand unless you were a hacker.

>> No.10106814

>>10106807
/prog/ couldn't even reach scriptkiddie tier.

>> No.10106844

What does a hacker do nowdays?

>> No.10106850

>>/prog/
I am using language [ProgramLanguage.random(For_Kids)] and it is so much better than your [ProgramLanguage.random();]

>> No.10106852

Don't mean to brag, but I can hack together a mean printf statement.
Don't worry, I have all you are IPs but I won't do any thing with them

>> No.10106856
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>>10106784
>Gentoo

>> No.10106859

>i
You have:
a Ron Penton Coin
a Coffee mug
some data structures
a copy of SICP
>e
You enter Ron Penton's Private Sexy Pleasures. There is a strong smell of smegma in the room.
>l
You are in Ron Penton's Private Sexy Pleasures. You see Ron Penton.
>put coin in Ron Penton
You put the coin in the Ron Penton. Ron Penton notices your data structures and starts peeing in your coffee mug.
>run
You cannot run. Ron Penton is filling the mug.
>PLUGH
You cannot PLUGH. Ron Penton has filled the mug and is staring at your asshole suggestively.
>throw data structures at Ron
You throw several STL structures at Ron Penton. Ron Penton is nonplussed.
>w
You try to go back but shitty collision detection prevents you from doing so. Ron Penton is approaching and licking his LIPS.
>read SICP
You start conjuring the spirits of the computer with your spells. Ron Penton twitches around.
>read SICP
Ron Penton's head has inflated by approximately 350%.
>read SICP
Ron Penton explodes. His guts are all over the wall.
>z
You rest.
>w
Now that the problem has been solved, you start heading back and take a sip from your mug on the way. OH SUSM-

xDDDDDD

>> No.10106862

>>10106844
Makes cracks for visual novels released by MG, I guess.

>> No.10106870

I like that "POST DEM CFLAGS NIGGUZ"

>> No.10106875

>>10106792

I ask computers to do things that I think are interesting and I interlope on /jp/, but I am not a hacker.

>> No.10106878
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>>10106875
>I am not a hacker.

>> No.10106896

>>10106878

I'm not interested in manipulating things that already exist. I'd rather create something new.

>> No.10106897

>>10106896
#deep #epic #hacker #jaypee

>> No.10106913

>>10106784

oh god ,that .gif. have i been hacked??? :(((

>> No.10107023

Anyone want to hack the 4chan Pass?

>> No.10107029

>>10106896
Pfff... Nothing is more enjoyable than crushing and exploiting your pitiful creations.

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>>10106870
>>10106784

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>>10107023

Let's see now, I think I've seen enough people post c++ code to know this.

Include <studio.h>

(int = main)
{if http:\\www.4chan.org/pass -->0-9 x 5}
{then ran # till get}

</studio.h>

>> No.10107059

why would you use -O2 and not -O3?

>> No.10107071

>>10107059
Because bigger numbers always mean better, right nerd?

>> No.10107076

>>10107071
get back to me when your os isn't compiled for a 386 noobl0rd
>captcha
>boom roasted
>your mom when

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10107078

Programming is autistic.

It's literally impossible to understand if you don't have an autistic mind.

>> No.10107083

>>10107078
mlyp

>> No.10107095

>>10107078
Programming is only hard so programmers can have jobs. Everyone knows it's just a liberal conspiracy trying to force our kids to think and get away from G-d.

>> No.10107101

>>10107078
Too bad the nonautistic mind tries to program and now we have all this shitty code.

>> No.10107104

>>10107076
"-O3: This is the highest level of optimization possible, and also the riskiest. It will take a longer time to compile your code with this option, and in fact it should not be used system-wide with gcc 4.x. The behavior of gcc has changed significantly since version 3.x. In 3.x, -O3 has been shown to lead to marginally faster execution times over -O2, but this is no longer the case with gcc 4.x. Compiling all your packages with -O3 will result in larger binaries that require more memory, and will significantly increase the odds of compilation failure or unexpected program behavior (including errors). The downsides outweigh the benefits; remember the principle of diminishing returns. Using -O3 is not recommended for gcc 4.x."

>> No.10107110

Question for all the leet hackers.

Why can't someone write a script to bypass 4chan's captcha or bruteforce 4chan pass for an account?

>> No.10107116

D0 j0UZ 3\/3|/| |-|4C|<?

>> No.10107121

I'm sorry but pulling in half of gnome for byzanz to record a 5 second gif of your tiling wm does not make you a hacker, it makes you an idiot. Real hackers would write an imagemagick script to record their desktop.

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>>10107044
Can people actually read that and know what it's doing?

>> No.10107126

>>10107124
It's pretty clearly a magic spell of some kind. So it's clearly going to do magic.

>> No.10107127

>>10107047
> <studio.h>
That's really cute.

>> No.10107129
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10107129

I'M THE TARANTULA ON THE CATTERPILLA
I'M THE EIGHTEEN-WHEELER ROLLIN OVER THE ARMADILLA
I'M THE ORANGE AND BLUE FIRE COMIN UP FROM THE SKILLET

~~DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU FUGGIN WITH~~

I'M THE DICK IN THE PUSSY
I'M THE FLY ON THE SHIT

>> No.10107132

Computers are stupid.

It takes years of learning just to make a program that can render a square on the screen. I can pick up a sheet of paper and draw a square in a few seconds.

>> No.10107135

>>10107132
that's epic i cant even hold a pencil

>> No.10107137

>>10107132
But it takes only about 10 creatures to make computer print infinite amount of squares. You really can't comprehend might of Omnissia.

>> No.10107138

>>10107132

I blame not being able to get into computers in the 80's-90's. Also not having anyone to teach me.

My grandpa died in the 90's when I was still a kid, but he was awesome with electronics. He could steal cable from our neighbors and hook it up to antenna TV's from the 50's, he built a computer back in the late 70's, fixed arcade machines, and even programmed a bit.

I'm actually pretty fucking mad that he had to die before I ever even got to hang out with him. He's probably the only family member I actually would have liked hanging out with.

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