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10090546 No.10090546[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

What's the major things you lied/are lying about for a extented period of time?

For me right now it's failing a class 2 times, and not telling anyone, and my parents still financing my education and thinking that that I'm going my 3rd year right now. No one knows this, except the people at school.

I kept pretending to be sick and truanting school since I was 11, pretty frequently. My father was gullible and believed me the whole time, he never had the thought I was just pretending. He kept thinking that I had a serious sickness. We kept going from Doctor to Doctor and for some reason, they all gave me a sick note, allowing me to stay home. My father kept spinning crazy theories for the cause of my sickness, that I was eating bad etc. etc., I kept getting bad grades because of it, and was he very dissapointed. He ended up thinking that I was just a ill indivdual like the rest of the family. Somewhere he probably knew that I wasn't really sick all the time.

Due to this nature I often went to a psychologist. I kept lying that there was nothing wrong with me, even tough I had personal problems. But I was too embarrased and had too much self-pride, to tell them.
At my recent psychiatrist, I even lied about that I was going to 3rd grade, and told what everyone else was believing.

Nobody is in a bigger mess than I am. Come at my level

>> No.10090557

Yeah man, you're a real special snowflake.

But seriously, so many people on here have done the same thing as you (skipping college but not telling their parents). I always wonder how they got away with it.

I did it for two years of sixth form (they let me take the exams anyway) and later half a year of university, then I dropped out.

At least you have money and sort-of education. And I'm guessing you're still outgoing if your parents think you are still going to classes?

>> No.10090561

>>10090546
Do you want a trophy, you piece of shit?

>> No.10090563

hey, same here. I failed Multivariable Calc 2 times before I got a C+ and no one ever knew. Also, I pretty much bs all my knowledge related to my degree/field. What are you studying? I'm doing EE and I honestly feel like I know about 40% as much as my peers whenever I talk to them. Feels bad. I feel stupid constantly, but somehow get by. I just hope I can bs my way into a decent paying job so I can work, go home, and have a semi-NEET lifestyle.

>> No.10090562

>>10090546
Zero out of t- >>10090557

1/10, you got that guy.

>> No.10090566

>>10090562
/jp/ - blog culture

>> No.10090573

>>10090566

in the official description, it also says neet culture

>> No.10090586

>>10090573
All these issues would vanish if those spiteful little fucks changed it back to Japanese Culture

>> No.10090591

That sickness thing is exactly what I did through middle and high school. My grades only started failing in high school, though. Same with lying to the psychologist.

When I got sick of going to university I did the opposite though, I just stopped going and told my parents I failed.

>> No.10090599

>>10090586
But then we would discuss tea and mahjong and stuff.

>> No.10090600

>>10090599
Wouldn't that be great?

>> No.10090602

>>10090599
So...?

>> No.10090611

>>10090591
I used to fake sick, but then it evolved into just straight up ditching with no excuse. I also do this with turning in assignments. Sometimes I'll spend a whole week to a month freaking out over a major project and then I'll just never do it. I just fucking don't even start it, but I still stress out about it the whole time. And then the day comes and I either don't turn it in, take a massive grade hit and hate myself, or turn in something shitty at the last minute, take a grade hit, and hate myself. Fuck. I've got better at dealing with my procrastination, but this still happens at least once a year.

>> No.10090622

>>10090599
I know right. Fucking shitposters would ruin this place with their retarded teas and card games

>> No.10090629

well whatever they deepsixed the board out of spite with a dumb sub-heading. We should all make a /q/ thread about it

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10090634

You're being honest with yourself now at least.

>> No.10090650

le cancer face

>> No.10090669

>>10090611
Yup, did exactly that before I dropped out.

Wonder if I would still do it if I went back to school now, it's been five years, I'd hope I'm less of a failure now... I procrastinate with looking for a job the exact same way though.

>> No.10090697

>>10090546
thats cool OP, you shouldnt worry about this.

>> No.10090703

I was supposed to sign up for college classes this September. I dropped out in 2010 but my parents urged me to start taking classes again.

Turns out I missed the inscription date by a few days, I was busy fapping to MGQ2 and lost track of time. During the past few months I've been lying to my parents and telling them I'm going to classes everyday, and every time they asked about my classmates, assignments, exams etc I'd lie. I also asked them for money to buy books and stuff, I had to tell them Mandarake was a online bookstore because I buy a lot of figs there and they kept asking about the boxes whenever they peeked into my room. Lately they've stopped asking questions, so I guess they figured out what was really going on. Or maybe they just typed Mandarake into google search

I'm signing up for real in January though

>> No.10090765

that i am going to class at university

>> No.10090785

>>10090611
>>10090669
A-are you me?

My issues were mostly because of some pretty extreme bullying, making me stop caring and stop trying whatsoever.

I did end up going to college though, it was a whole lot better. I didnt talk to anyone aside from the instructors, I usually did the best in the class, and that really helped me be more confident so I could finish.

But I'm dreading having to find a job again because every one i've had has been full of really mean people and I dont like it at all. I wish I could just get a job I can do completely alone with no other people but thats basically a death sentence in the field of work i'm looking for.
mmm though, I definitely lied to my parents a really long time about why I never went to school and why I wanted to drop out, and past that, I lied a lot about doing homeschooling and I lied about not doing drugs and I lied about how I got hurt all the time. ;_; I guess its ok though because they made a lot of money off of me and lied about where my college money I had went to so its even, ahaha.

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10090798

How do I drop out of college? I don't want to do this anymore.

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10090804

Take this shit to /r9k/, crybabies.

>> No.10090819

>>10090798
stop going you fucking retard.

>> No.10090830

>>10090563
How the heck is having a job like that a 'semi'-NEET lifestyle?

>> No.10090838

>>10090798
Have you tried just not going?

>> No.10090842

Yeah, at one point I just straight up stopped going to class because I discovered hard drugs and was dropping acid every day. Failed two semesters of uni because of it and wasted a few thousand dollars. I'm back on academic probation now though, but seriously frustrated because I just want to draw all the time and not do essays. Trying to become a professional but my area has no decent art schools which is making it a bitch. Parents are just very disappointed with alm the money I'm throwing around due to changing my mind all the time.

Hopefully I can pay them back eventually...

>> No.10090851

>>10090842
lol what a fucking loser

>> No.10090868
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10090868

Hey asswipes,
My name is Elmer, and I despise every single one of you. All of you are fat, autistic no-lifes who spend every second of their day misusing the quote function. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any girlfriend? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to traced child pornography.
Don’t be a foreigner. Just hit me with your hardest shot. I’m very much perfect. I was founder of the rhetoric club, and counsil president of my high school. What discussion do you have, other than “whch2huwudufuq”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging soft ghostfriend (She just blew me; Woo Woo Woo). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

>> No.10090860

>>10090819
>>10090838
Is it really that simple?

>> No.10090870

>>10090851
Don't alienate me /jp/ or I'll stop drawing your tohos

>> No.10090878

>>10090842
>hard drugs
>acid

>> No.10090885

>>10090546
Same on the grades. I just give my parents a vague answer when they ask me how my grades are. I've probably failed more times than you actually. I'm afraid I might have to join the army when I can no longer lie as a means of escape but I've mentally prepared myself for that a long time ago. I've never been very smart or motivated and all I've ever wanted was to enjoy my life the way that I see fit. Society has no place for people like me other than to be canon fodder for the military.

>> No.10090901

>>10090870
Don't care unless you're the guy that did the snake Kanako. If you are then I will personally go over there and help you get your life back on track.

>> No.10090903

>>10090830
because I have no friends, frequent depression, and all the other trappings of a neet, just with a source of income added in

>> No.10090959

>>10090868
Why is (older) オウム様 talking with some old russian gentleman?

>> No.10091124
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10091124

I dropped out in september, even though I've already dropped out from high school in 2008 I just couldn't handle college lifestyle. All the asignments, the forced projects with other students and the fucking lost time of going there early in the morning. I just couldn't take it easy anymore.
Like you guys at first I supposedly was sick but later I just stopped going. My parents aren't angry anymore I think they finally understood that I'm a failure.
Last week some people from college called because I had to get my student Id and some personal documents but it's so far and i'm so fucking lazy. Maybe tomorrow.

>> No.10091138

>>10090868
>She just blew me; Woo Woo Woo
You got me there chap

>> No.10091150
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10091150

Fuck these shitty threads, yesterday it was about hiding your fucking feelings and now its about lies

>>>/r9k/
>>>/adv/
>>>/soc/

You crybabies are absolute fucking faggots and I'm well aware that you make up more than half the board so I'm just praying you fall down the fucking stairs and get hurt really bad

Christ I cant browse this board without almost having a stroke, /jp/ is NOT YOUR BLOG

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10091163

>>10091150

But it's my NEET culture!

>> No.10091164

>>10091150
Take it easy, dude.

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