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Oh no! You have been turned into a girl!!! What do you do now!?

>> No.10090443

buy girl clothes

>> No.10090448
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>>10090439

>> No.10090449

[x] Genuflect

>> No.10090453

I go out and be a respectable female without doing lewd things or resorting to feminist bullshite. I set an example for the next generation that you can be a girl and not have sex with everyone. This ushers in a new generation of kawaii bishoujos who don't need no lewdness, and I'm canonized a saint by the Church.

>> No.10090454

stroke my long luscious locks

>> No.10090458

Masturbate after shaving all of the hair off of my body, assuming it didn't drop off when I somehow became a girl.

>> No.10090463
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I become Ritz's lover.

>> No.10090467
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>>10090439
Can I become a little girl instead? If I became one of those I'd start a light music club full of cats.

>> No.10090470

Masturbate. Then go shopping with my cousin who is now even more off-limits.

>> No.10090475
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yay

>> No.10090485

>>10090443
This.
I would love to be a cute girl so I could play dress-up all day.

>> No.10090479
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Holy my hand
Give myself a hug
Grope my butt
Cup my breasts
Smell my hair

>> No.10090482

>>10090470
If your cousin is a cat would he/she be interested in a light music cat club?

>> No.10090497

''Oh shit what am I going to tell my family''

>> No.10090500

Cool filename, cooler watermark

>> No.10090508
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>> No.10090517

>>10090482
I don't think she would.

>> No.10090518

There would be no difference from normal, but if I turned into male I would touch my flat nice chest a lot, test my new strenght and also fap.

>> No.10090524

>>10090497
This. Becoming a girl will turn my life upside down, and I don't want that.

>> No.10090523

>>10090518
btw i'm a girl

>> No.10090533

masturbate anyone that says anything different is a moron.

srysly you got a vagina you will be all like wat do? slick slick

>> No.10090575

"So, guess all of my legal documentation is wrong, and I am now a girl claiming to be a man that disappeared."

Nut house here we come.

>> No.10090616

>>10090524
>>10090575
>>10090497
retards who can't into abstraction and hypothesises.

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>>10090616

>> No.10090777

>>10090769
i dont understand ths picture

>> No.10090790

>>10090777
and I don't understand what >>10090769 san meant. nice trips btw.

>> No.10090861

...well, that depends on the way I'd look.

If I were to look as attractive as a girl as I do as a man, I'd probably whore myself out a whole lot to be able to afford enough plastic surgery to actually be cute.

Now, on the other hand, if I looked really good right from the start, I'd still whore myself out a whole lot, but for fun instead.

>> No.10090892

Join a third wave feminist movement and act like a bitch.

>> No.10091109

>>10090479
>Smell my hair
But you can do that as a guy, too.

>> No.10091119

>>10090448
can girls just masturbate all day? i mean, i know some guys can go for a while, but I just lose interest after the first load.

that would be awesome if i could just do it all day. wouldn't need games or anything.

>> No.10091139

1. Fake birth record
2. Get new ID issued with fake record
3. Get my former male self in as much debt as possible to live off for the next few years

From there, rebuild life by getting a degree in something other than computer science. If I got enough money from 3, I probably can get an MBA and smoke everyone by virtue of knowing mathematics and programming.

Alternatively, convince the government that my father faked my current birth record because he wanted a boy and he raised me as one, but I'm now ready to come out with my sensationalist story. Make millions. Depends on being able to pass as a male.

>> No.10091151

Infiltrate high school, have sex with girls, eat boys. Turn into giant spider when I'm feeling threatened.

>> No.10091155

>>10091109
Hear, hear.

I've been using my sister's hair care products since I grew my hair out, my hair smells amazing.

>> No.10091165

>>10091155
>depending on your sister to pick out good products for your hair
Get off your ass and buy yourself some nice shampoo and conditioner of your own.

>> No.10091214

>>10091165
Can't afford it.

>> No.10091237

Suck cocks like there's no tomorrow.

>> No.10091264

I don't know what I'd do, but I know I'd be happy. Why won't this just happen?

>> No.10091267

>>10091264
Because you need to believe.

>> No.10091335

>>10091151
Do you eat the people when you're a spider or a girl?

>> No.10091354

It's off to the races.

The dicksucking races, that is.

>> No.10091399 [DELETED] 
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The first thing I'd do was (you guessed it) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _Surprise!!!_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Sorry for being overly specific. It's my first time, though.

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>>10091399
__________________________________________________BOO!________________

>> No.10091583

>>10091399
>>10091576
>>10090861
Please don't misuse spoilers.

>> No.10091608

I don't know ,probably nothing more than i do as a male.

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