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10083920 No.10083920[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

you're at da club and this 6'5, 260lb black guy comes up and takes your waifu. what do you do now?

>> No.10083925

>>10083920
>da club
?

>> No.10083926

Run away.

>> No.10083937

No shit. I just tell Yukari to swap border between black and white.

>> No.10083938
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10083938

I puddi

>> No.10083945

I wonder why the hell I'm in a club and not at home.

>> No.10083946

I don't have a "waifu" because I'm not a disgusting nerd.

>> No.10083947

jokes on him I'm a 9 feet tall aryan overlord from a subterranean base in the moon and I could kill him using the magnetic waves from my brain

>> No.10083991

>>10083947
9 feet tall? Jez I thougjt you were like 6 to 7 feet.

>> No.10084029

>>10083945
lmao nerd. why stay home all day? get some swag and party at clubs yo

>> No.10084058

>>10084029
yolo

>> No.10084084

>>10084029
But there's plenty of parties here on /jp/!

>> No.10084147

>>10084029
>swag
>>10084058
>yolo
what do those mean anyway? yolo sounds like a yoyo, but i have no idea what a swag is.

kids and their silly names those days

>> No.10084154

Try eating a bullet nigga

>> No.10084157
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10084157

>>10083920
Simple! Call the cops he's black so he'll get hauled off back to jail so the streets will be safe for about 2hours until his "homie" Tyrese pays bail, then he comes and kicks my ass.

>> No.10084164

I went to a club once. It was really loud and my ears hurt afterwards.

I had a couple of drinks, but they were really expensive. At the end of the night, I saw two girls making out.

>> No.10084169

>>10084157
What kind of Champion of justice are you?
You sound like a vigilante.

>> No.10084176

I'm a 6'6 310lb black guy. I also have a beard. I punch him in the spleen.

>> No.10084179

Ask for it back.

>> No.10084181

>>10084157
>pays bail, then he comes and kicks my ass.
You don't know how these things work, do you? His niggas hunt you down first, then wait for him to get out so he can get his along with them.

>> No.10084186

>>10084157
good morning, you!

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